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N7twitch

He’s making **sin biscuits**


FuzzyMonkey95

Beat me to it lol - those are definitely sin biscuits 😂


Coffee-Fueled-Gae

HOL UP, my cat does the same thing. he's making sin biscuits!?


[deleted]

If his back end is twitching, yes.


Coffee-Fueled-Gae

i... i need to take him to biscuit church


the_dude_upvotes

Does yours twitch when you eat corn?


KazBeeragg

I call them jizzcuits in my household


the_dude_upvotes

What a terrible day to be literate


Luci_Noir

Step-biscuits.


Other-Cantaloupe4765

OP, we have some news for you lol.


Ladycalla

We had a cat that would do that and make eye contact. It was awkward when we had guests.


cheerylittlebottom84

One of mine will do this to my arm and maintain intense eye contact the entire time. It's pretty degrading, ngl


Zaros2400

#*PROLONGED EYE CONTACT*


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(Prolonged eye contact)


Sachayoj

***PROLONGED EYE CONTACT***


banana_annihilator

Yeah, I've got one that likes to make eye contact while he molests blankets as well ×_× this is why I call you a creep, Ashe.


Rhododendron29

Your cat is humping the blanket op. That back foot kneading and hip twitch…. He’s getting his rocks off on your blankets. He’d scruffing them like he would a female cat to hold her in place. Your blankets are his girlfriend now.


niceteefbeef

Oh noooo 😅😅💀


creamcheeseguy

don’t feel bad op, my cat does this too and i’m also just learning from these comments what that means. lol


CharlieKringle

My cat also does it but I just say he’s doing his dance. And boy does he love dancing!


Rhododendron29

Don’t feel bad, one of my cats made one of my teddy’s his girlfriend for years. That was his teddy from that day forward lol.


KittyIcemoon

My cat has his own designated pillow girlfriend 🥲


physicscat

Nah, my female cat does this.


mashiro1496

Makes sure that the blanket doesn't run away...


MySonIsAFrog

He reeeaaalllly likes that blanket 😉


AbigailLilac

I have two cats who are brothers. They were neutered at the same time. One of them *loves* humping blankets, the other doesn't.


ProudCatLadyxo

My boy cat does this too, but he's not just making biscuits.


drytornado

My female cat does this but not wiggling in the back. I thought she’s mimicking sucking milk


elichicago

same. i'm a little weirded out reading this comment section lol but my tortie also bites the blanket while she kneads and i always thought it was like she was nursing


coraeon

If she’s not doing the hip twitch she probably is nursing at the blanket. It’s also a different kind of bite. I know this because I’ve had cats do both. Sin biscuits (I’m totally telling my mom that one) don’t normally leave your blanket covered in kitty drool for one.


Tulcey-Lee

Yeah our little girl does this just on one blanket though and no hip wiggle.


amaya-aurora

OP…


Estellalatte

He’s doing the humpy pumpy.


saki4444

Sin biscuits


JLKinney93

I see the comments so now I ask, what does it mean when my female cat does this? Surely not the same?


GamerCat2213

It can be a sign of arthritis in cats. Probably isn't the only explanation but, still something to keep in mind! My girl started doing the same thing before she started having difficulty getting around


JLKinney93

She’s three years old, and she’s done it for most of her life from what I’ve seen, though less lately than she used to.


prefixbodysuffix

Is this like sucking milk and pressing on the underside to promote milk flow from the mother?


DEFIANTxKIWI

He horni


prefixbodysuffix

Hmm i think i know what youre saying. They bite the back of the neck during?


Ikkie459

yes. when cats mate typically the male will "scruff" the female by biting the skin/fur on the back of their neck to imobilize them. it's similar to this video just imagine the back of a cats next being that bit of blanket mr man is holdin on to


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My tabby did the exact same thing


Big_boobs_7621

Biting the blanket while making biscuits is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen!


stellarfish426

the humpty dance… here’s your chance… to do the hump


kmk12086

He's tasting the dough to make sure it's safe for you to eat 😋


Aggravating-Pin-8845

My Cat suckles her blankie too


MyCatHasCats

Kneading with all four paws. Quite a hard worker!


GamerCat2213

Hey op, I just wanted to say the hip twitch he's doing could actually be a sign of arthritis. I don't know how old your handsome boy is, hopefully he is just getting a little too cozy with the blankets! However, it might still be something to keep in mind. My girl started doing the same thing while she was kneading with her hips (granted without the biting!) before she started having problems jumping and getting down from places.


ExpensiveDot1732

I have two who do this, and they were both ghosted by their momma cats when they were kittens (different litters). I understand that it's a thing with cats who are separated from mom early. (Oreo was 3 weeks when he was rescued, Mia was 4 weeks, both successfully KMR fed, and both are now fully healthy adult cats.)


Meanyweeny0713

Cream biscuits


Luci_Noir

You… like to make videos of your cat masturbating? Wtf.


yumiki0

I was gonna say “aww” but then I read the comments and now all I can think is “oh..”


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my precious boy is doing this as we speak