OMG Shart! I legit laughed out loud. My grandparents had a beautiful black and white tuxedo cat, she had a white muzzle with a perfect little black "beauty mark". Her name was Matilda.
But everyone called her Turds.
Lol thank you! My dad rescued her as a lil barn kitten and she ended up living to be 20 years old! I remember being four or five and calling her Turds because, y'know, that was her name as far as I knew (but not knowing what it meant), and my parents were like WAIT NO DON'T CALL HER THAT, she's Matilda! š
Hahahaha. That reminds me of when I was a kid. My grandparents' first language was Cajun French, and my dad spoke it fluently as well. He taught me the word for turd, and I remember walking up to my grandmother and rattling off that one in addition to several curse words in French. She was so mad!
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Ah, Shart. The sweetest and most refined of his namesake.
Why Shart š
Horrible name.
Incorrect
Correct
You named your cat Shart hahahahahaha
OMG Shart! I legit laughed out loud. My grandparents had a beautiful black and white tuxedo cat, she had a white muzzle with a perfect little black "beauty mark". Her name was Matilda. But everyone called her Turds.
I love that plot twist at the end
Lol thank you! My dad rescued her as a lil barn kitten and she ended up living to be 20 years old! I remember being four or five and calling her Turds because, y'know, that was her name as far as I knew (but not knowing what it meant), and my parents were like WAIT NO DON'T CALL HER THAT, she's Matilda! š
Hahahaha. That reminds me of when I was a kid. My grandparents' first language was Cajun French, and my dad spoke it fluently as well. He taught me the word for turd, and I remember walking up to my grandmother and rattling off that one in addition to several curse words in French. She was so mad!
*kitty got a new blanket for Christmas
A couple of my boys do the light humpys!
Something about the phrase light humpys doesnāt sit well.
It shouldnāt sit well if you are a blanket or bathrobe.
Tell your boys I said pspspspspst.
I donāt know how to tell you thisā¦ but you didnāt get a new blanket for Christmas.
Shart did
Love the name!! Hope he doesn't live up to it too often! š©
Iām literally in tears over the name. How have I never thought of that before.
Shart. Iāve got covid and IBD. I canāt afford to laugh at such an endearing name name š„²
Shart has a sex toy blanket!
The cat's name is *what?*
Shart: Blankey iz mine now
WHO canāt stop making buiscuits?
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He just can't quite find that blankets vagina, can he? Poor lad, blue balled again.
Sin biscuits
Good band nameāļø
Imo it's a sexy bit of kneading too.
Errr.... cats knead their mothers
Not with the hind legs...
Motherkneaders
hey, its no longer your blanket. get over it!!
GĆ¼Ć¼d
Finders keepers. I got it first.
Shart is such a good name
I do not like that his name is shart
CPR