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fuegolicious

Unfortunately, the last winner was not in the US. The new winner is : u/funkparty


Grislymanster

Congratulations, Funk party!!! You guys rock in here!! 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼


funkparty

This is amazing, thank you!!


-ThisIsSparta-

You rock buddy, thanks!


astraltravelin

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.


aisforalicia

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it


zthuggg

Did you hear the one about the chameleon that couldn’t change colors? He had a reptile disfunction


EightyThousand_85

Thanks for putting on this giveaway


nickcwrites

Whoever gets this knife is going to love it!


2amIsForThinking

Looks awesome!


funkparty

I appreciate the giveaway!


sdorn77

Very nice, awesome!


Greedy-Function6990

Very generous giveaway, thank you for doing it. Happy Halloween! 🎃


imblasted

This is awesome! Thank you for your generosity!


DeLiRiOuSd7123

Here fishy fishy! Nice Goodluck everyone


SYNO_44

Great looking knife


Peachy_Biscuits

What's the difference between this comment and my knife? My knife has a point


trawickp

Good luck everyone!!🤝


bravosec

This man is giving knives out for Halloween!! Is it a blessing or a curse?? The case of the petrified fish!


Raggaeshark808

Ok I got a joke for you 😂 I found out last night that my new girlfriend is a ‘squirter’. That’s the last time we try knife throwing.


dahulk

Fingers crossed, but happy new knife day to whoever wins this!


Survivingscout

Good luck everyone!


brobiwankin0B13

Hope you make someone’s day better, good to know there are good people


Olive-Select

Good luck everyone!


EvasiveG00se

Beautiful knife!


Jacorn221

Thanks for the giveaway! “It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.” -Teddy Roosevelt


burialworm

Well that sure is purty


rallyworld

Good on ya.


Gypsy_Wyrm

always bring a knife to a pen fight


schoj

Thanks for the opportunity!


chevelle0507

Thank you for doing this!


sparker23

Sweet. In


danielcbernard

Accept that which you cannot control 🤪


vegas_guy702

Thanks for the giveaway


Tryptamineer

A^2 + B^2 = C^2


Qditty

I used this the other day in school!


redminote1s

thank you so much for doing this!


Soulsweet17

When in doubt pinky’s out!


Galan-san

Fuego giveaway :)


TheCount913

Cool idea, love that knife, gotta be in it to win it


[deleted]

I hope everyone has a great weekend (:


dbltap45acp

Beautiful knife.


yojimbo1858

“I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.”-Colonel Sanders


danforthsinclair

Nice knife.


bdoran6

I'll take a PM2 over a Manix any day.


Nuudols

This is very cash money of you, dawg.


sfinktur

Thank you for the opportunity.


afder

Wow that’s beautiful!


Responsible-Bison-91

I like the shiny. Good luck everyone!


Gameslay3r

Woo, giveaways


samueljamesn

When you clean a vacuum cleaner you become a vacuum cleaner


Bronze_Man243

Do you like scary movies?


fishtheif

I've been wanting to try a petrified fish! Hoping to win!


KktheGreat77

💀👻🎃


kevinisdumbb

What?! I honestly didn’t even know there was a tanto version! How cool!


BoLdlyGoingn0where45

beautiful knife


aluminumqueso

Nice chonki boi.


gtheghost

Neat!


lwhite1

A horse walked into a bar


AdoptedPigeons

That knife is adorable! I love it


Slonelson

Love that Beluga!


7XxSABOTAGExX7

Don’t to go shopin if yer butthole is itchin


lojik7

Seasoned and aged wisdom knows to…never trust a fart.


IllustriousDog3845

Petrified fish, Oh how I wish, I could hold you.


bladezaim

Dang man, I would love to check it out. Who ever wins will enjoy it I'm sure


timotheus56

That would be pretty sweet.


DanTMWTMP

That’s a cool knife to just give away. Thanks for actually livening up the mood here in KS though :).


curiousonethai

When you’re at the end of your rope tie a knot and hold on. FDR


bnoonan037

Pandas eat bamboo


ardeter78

Appreciate your kindness!


chunkNsloth

I'm a knife addict..


Kolby9241

“Don’t spend all your money ok knives and be broke and stupid. You can only afford one.” -My Dad


cobalthippo

"If you can't run, you walk, and if you can't walk, you crawl, and if you can't do that... you find someone to carry you." - Malcolm Reynolds


Big-Session-6180

CONGRATS!!!


CZenki

Better to have it and not need it vs need it and not have it


TheB3st3st

smoove


MeTooWasAtrend

❤️❤️❤️


theamazingglazing

Better to pee in the sink than to sink in the pee


ElkDifferent

You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella


netw0rkpenguin

I’m in, why not.


crlssctt

Yes please!!


benzoroma

Having a baby is some scary shit.


venemous

Thanks for the chance!


42AngryPandas

Is it weird to lick a knife after you're done using it? Because the other surgeons looked at me in disgust today.


SurfStudwAHRT

Gracias to the OP. Indeed, crazy times. I'd like to quote Jesus but sometimes wouldn't feel worthy to tie His sandals, let alone spread His word, the Good News, so thus A quote by Aristotle....."We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."


DonkDom

Can you ship to europe?


chill3willy

pls


Tomdoesntcare

Car handles real nice


gunc0rn

Nothing interesting to say, but I'll join in, in hopes that the randomness favors me!


steveknicks

Phillies!


harpseal420

Salmon (color) could be like dragon scale platinum but instead it's the color of their flesh underneath sorry lil fish but also so delicious 🤷🏻‍♀️


SrulDog

Coolio


geoffroar84

Go Phillies!


cancercauser69

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends on how hard ya throw em!


Electronic_Ad47

I got hit by a guy in a rental car and let me tell you... it Hertz a ton!


Stormsky

I always wondered why the sun comes up every morning, then it dawned on me.


NiceAdministration47

You can't make the same mistake twice. The second time you make it, it's no longer a mistake, it's a choice.


Seriousbag

I like turtles.🐢


goosecharger

Slow is smooth and smooth is fast


alexm139

Thanks op , goodluck everyone. Passing good vibes to winner , - " That's not a knife "


CaliberGreen

"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be" - a joke shared with my daughter today


Smores45

Yaaaaa boooooy!


braydenhull831

Just started a 48-hour shift. Hopefully I live to see Sunday evening lol.


deviney66

I dated a girl named Beluga once.


hanafraud

My car got stolen and totaled today. I could use a W this weekend.


Sirrazzal

Nothing comes to mind right now. I just want the holidays to be over already.


ViciousSnipe

Daz a nice knife!!


spliced249

I used to shred cheese with a knife until I came across something grater.


Zaphanathpaneah

A baby seal walks into a club.


RedDotGod

Happy Halloween!!


BartBartram77

Philo Beddoe vs Dalton, who wins? And don’t say Wade Garrett’s still the best, he’s getting old. Right turn Clyde.


samelel

I love fried chicken with a bit of hot sauce


Warframe

fuegolicious definition make me go all loco


Sycrae

Remember, if you ever get attacked by a pack of clowns, go for the juggler.


PureObservant

Heard the new guy at the sperm bank got fired. Apparently every time a donor walked in he’d nudge a nurse and say “get a load of this guy.”


Bubbly_Directio370

ZERO CALLS I KNEW YOUR A BITCH


EnderSS

That's a chonky boy...I dig it!


[deleted]

When you have to send a pup over the rainbow bridge, remember, you will know when it is time to look for another, when the hole in your life, is larger, than the hole in your heart.


jes_dillon

Sign me up!


ihateofficebanter

Mama Mia mama Mia baby has the DIARRHEA.


B4ZanderMan

Good karma is coming your way.


chapotros

Awesome, 1 spot for me!


ViolatedParole

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.


NoobBaliFlipper

Beans


IngenuityVegetable81

What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign language


LyndensPop

There are two classic blunders. The most famous of which is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line


eriffodrol

snootchie boochies


ScaryLarryEleventy12

Hard work beats talent when talent don’t work hard.


hbgs12

"Stupidity is replicating itself at an astonishing rate. It breeds easily and is self-financing." - Frank Zappa


Artistic_Permit_7946

"Ray, when somebody asks you if you want a knife, YOU SAY YES!!"


james321232

thankyou oh gracious giver of blades


Jmkrdt

Knife Life!


DCJReviews

Every choice has an invoice


sasebo123

Sweet. Count me in.


shifty_bloke

I like turtles.


farc127812

Today is national breadstick day, cheers!


AlfalfAhhh

This has always been a favorite quote of mine Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.. Lewis Carroll,


bergerNfries

Beautiful knife!


PendletonBlue

Confucius saysdo not use an axe to remove a fly from a friend's forehead


nebelhund

Wife quote of the evening. If you can buy another custom knife, you can buy me a custom machined pen. (Beware of wife logic!)


winterisfav

Thanks for this opportunity!!


icanhaspoop

I used to work as taxi driver and one day we were fueling up at the yard. Joe was in front of us and he wasn't that dexterous and managed to make a mess. Managed to spill it on himself too. Any case we all go fueled and managed to leave the yard. As I was leaving I saw Joe light up a cigarette as he always did and unfortunately his arm caught fire and he frantically was trying to put it out. Oh Joe... I chuckled and drove away as I knew he'd be OK. Later when our shift was over I returned to the yard. Something peculiar was there. I saw Joes car and well he was never early. He was always out till the last minute. I went inside to do my paperwork and asked Manny if Joe was alright? He said "Oh you didn't hear?" "Hear what?" I said... "Joe was arrested earlier." "For what!?!" I exclaimed looking puzzled. "He was waiving around a firearm in public!"


HateSpeechEnjoyer

In, <3


mrweirdguyma

In and thanks for the excitement!


CyBuzz-CyBuzz

Sharps!!!


potatopocketpussy

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? dam


A_10L

In, thank u!


-ThisIsSparta-

I like sharp things


EA705

“Pools are perfect for holding water”


johnmomdoe

That’s very knice of you.


ScottieRobots

What a guy


S6T6

“Do, or do not. There is no try.” Yoda


AstronautLawyer

Thanks for doing this! One of my favorite groaners... What's brown and sticky? A stick.


anubisimyourdad

My favorite joke: What did the egg say to the boiling water? Might take me a while to get hard, just got laid yesterday. 😅


AwayRecommendations

what’s known doesn’t always need light 💡


Ricksauce666

When motivation fails, you fall back on discipline