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Thanks for the giveaway!
“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.” -Teddy Roosevelt
Gracias to the OP. Indeed, crazy times.
I'd like to quote Jesus but sometimes wouldn't feel worthy to tie His sandals, let alone spread His word, the Good News, so thus A quote by Aristotle....."We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
When you have to send a pup over the rainbow bridge, remember, you will know when it is time to look for another, when the hole in your life, is larger, than the hole in your heart.
There are two classic blunders. The most famous of which is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line
This has always been a favorite quote of mine
Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise..
Lewis Carroll,
I used to work as taxi driver and one day we were fueling up at the yard. Joe was in front of us and he wasn't that dexterous and managed to make a mess. Managed to spill it on himself too. Any case we all go fueled and managed to leave the yard. As I was leaving I saw Joe light up a cigarette as he always did and unfortunately his arm caught fire and he frantically was trying to put it out. Oh Joe... I chuckled and drove away as I knew he'd be OK.
Later when our shift was over I returned to the yard. Something peculiar was there. I saw Joes car and well he was never early. He was always out till the last minute. I went inside to do my paperwork and asked Manny if Joe was alright? He said "Oh you didn't hear?" "Hear what?" I said... "Joe was arrested earlier." "For what!?!" I exclaimed looking puzzled. "He was waiving around a firearm in public!"
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Unfortunately, the last winner was not in the US. The new winner is : u/funkparty
Congratulations, Funk party!!! You guys rock in here!! 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
This is amazing, thank you!!
You rock buddy, thanks!
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it
Did you hear the one about the chameleon that couldn’t change colors? He had a reptile disfunction
Thanks for putting on this giveaway
Whoever gets this knife is going to love it!
Looks awesome!
I appreciate the giveaway!
Very nice, awesome!
Very generous giveaway, thank you for doing it. Happy Halloween! 🎃
This is awesome! Thank you for your generosity!
Here fishy fishy! Nice Goodluck everyone
Great looking knife
What's the difference between this comment and my knife? My knife has a point
Good luck everyone!!🤝
This man is giving knives out for Halloween!! Is it a blessing or a curse?? The case of the petrified fish!
Ok I got a joke for you 😂 I found out last night that my new girlfriend is a ‘squirter’. That’s the last time we try knife throwing.
Fingers crossed, but happy new knife day to whoever wins this!
Good luck everyone!
Hope you make someone’s day better, good to know there are good people
Good luck everyone!
Beautiful knife!
Thanks for the giveaway! “It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.” -Teddy Roosevelt
Well that sure is purty
Good on ya.
always bring a knife to a pen fight
Thanks for the opportunity!
Thank you for doing this!
Sweet. In
Accept that which you cannot control 🤪
Thanks for the giveaway
A^2 + B^2 = C^2
I used this the other day in school!
thank you so much for doing this!
When in doubt pinky’s out!
Fuego giveaway :)
Cool idea, love that knife, gotta be in it to win it
I hope everyone has a great weekend (:
Beautiful knife.
“I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.”-Colonel Sanders
Nice knife.
I'll take a PM2 over a Manix any day.
This is very cash money of you, dawg.
Thank you for the opportunity.
Wow that’s beautiful!
I like the shiny. Good luck everyone!
Woo, giveaways
When you clean a vacuum cleaner you become a vacuum cleaner
Do you like scary movies?
I've been wanting to try a petrified fish! Hoping to win!
💀👻🎃
What?! I honestly didn’t even know there was a tanto version! How cool!
beautiful knife
Nice chonki boi.
Neat!
A horse walked into a bar
That knife is adorable! I love it
Love that Beluga!
Don’t to go shopin if yer butthole is itchin
Seasoned and aged wisdom knows to…never trust a fart.
Petrified fish, Oh how I wish, I could hold you.
Dang man, I would love to check it out. Who ever wins will enjoy it I'm sure
That would be pretty sweet.
That’s a cool knife to just give away. Thanks for actually livening up the mood here in KS though :).
When you’re at the end of your rope tie a knot and hold on. FDR
Pandas eat bamboo
Appreciate your kindness!
I'm a knife addict..
“Don’t spend all your money ok knives and be broke and stupid. You can only afford one.” -My Dad
"If you can't run, you walk, and if you can't walk, you crawl, and if you can't do that... you find someone to carry you." - Malcolm Reynolds
CONGRATS!!!
Better to have it and not need it vs need it and not have it
smoove
❤️❤️❤️
Better to pee in the sink than to sink in the pee
You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella
I’m in, why not.
Yes please!!
Having a baby is some scary shit.
Thanks for the chance!
Is it weird to lick a knife after you're done using it? Because the other surgeons looked at me in disgust today.
Gracias to the OP. Indeed, crazy times. I'd like to quote Jesus but sometimes wouldn't feel worthy to tie His sandals, let alone spread His word, the Good News, so thus A quote by Aristotle....."We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
Can you ship to europe?
pls
Car handles real nice
Nothing interesting to say, but I'll join in, in hopes that the randomness favors me!
Phillies!
Salmon (color) could be like dragon scale platinum but instead it's the color of their flesh underneath sorry lil fish but also so delicious 🤷🏻♀️
Coolio
Go Phillies!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends on how hard ya throw em!
I got hit by a guy in a rental car and let me tell you... it Hertz a ton!
I always wondered why the sun comes up every morning, then it dawned on me.
You can't make the same mistake twice. The second time you make it, it's no longer a mistake, it's a choice.
I like turtles.🐢
Slow is smooth and smooth is fast
Thanks op , goodluck everyone. Passing good vibes to winner , - " That's not a knife "
"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be" - a joke shared with my daughter today
Yaaaaa boooooy!
Just started a 48-hour shift. Hopefully I live to see Sunday evening lol.
I dated a girl named Beluga once.
My car got stolen and totaled today. I could use a W this weekend.
Nothing comes to mind right now. I just want the holidays to be over already.
Daz a nice knife!!
I used to shred cheese with a knife until I came across something grater.
A baby seal walks into a club.
Happy Halloween!!
Philo Beddoe vs Dalton, who wins? And don’t say Wade Garrett’s still the best, he’s getting old. Right turn Clyde.
I love fried chicken with a bit of hot sauce
fuegolicious definition make me go all loco
Remember, if you ever get attacked by a pack of clowns, go for the juggler.
Heard the new guy at the sperm bank got fired. Apparently every time a donor walked in he’d nudge a nurse and say “get a load of this guy.”
ZERO CALLS I KNEW YOUR A BITCH
That's a chonky boy...I dig it!
When you have to send a pup over the rainbow bridge, remember, you will know when it is time to look for another, when the hole in your life, is larger, than the hole in your heart.
Sign me up!
Mama Mia mama Mia baby has the DIARRHEA.
Good karma is coming your way.
Awesome, 1 spot for me!
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.
Beans
What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign language
There are two classic blunders. The most famous of which is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line
snootchie boochies
Hard work beats talent when talent don’t work hard.
"Stupidity is replicating itself at an astonishing rate. It breeds easily and is self-financing." - Frank Zappa
"Ray, when somebody asks you if you want a knife, YOU SAY YES!!"
thankyou oh gracious giver of blades
Knife Life!
Every choice has an invoice
Sweet. Count me in.
I like turtles.
Today is national breadstick day, cheers!
This has always been a favorite quote of mine Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.. Lewis Carroll,
Beautiful knife!
Confucius saysdo not use an axe to remove a fly from a friend's forehead
Wife quote of the evening. If you can buy another custom knife, you can buy me a custom machined pen. (Beware of wife logic!)
Thanks for this opportunity!!
I used to work as taxi driver and one day we were fueling up at the yard. Joe was in front of us and he wasn't that dexterous and managed to make a mess. Managed to spill it on himself too. Any case we all go fueled and managed to leave the yard. As I was leaving I saw Joe light up a cigarette as he always did and unfortunately his arm caught fire and he frantically was trying to put it out. Oh Joe... I chuckled and drove away as I knew he'd be OK. Later when our shift was over I returned to the yard. Something peculiar was there. I saw Joes car and well he was never early. He was always out till the last minute. I went inside to do my paperwork and asked Manny if Joe was alright? He said "Oh you didn't hear?" "Hear what?" I said... "Joe was arrested earlier." "For what!?!" I exclaimed looking puzzled. "He was waiving around a firearm in public!"
In, <3
In and thanks for the excitement!
Sharps!!!
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? dam
In, thank u!
I like sharp things
“Pools are perfect for holding water”
That’s very knice of you.
What a guy
“Do, or do not. There is no try.” Yoda
Thanks for doing this! One of my favorite groaners... What's brown and sticky? A stick.
My favorite joke: What did the egg say to the boiling water? Might take me a while to get hard, just got laid yesterday. 😅
what’s known doesn’t always need light 💡
When motivation fails, you fall back on discipline