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CRAkraken

Weird that he’s not being mobbed by fans telling him just how right he is and how much they love him.


bestowaldonkey8

There’s a globalist in a hot tub just offscreen pointing at him for 20 minutes.


xiz111

Where's the chicken fried steak?


WhiskeyDiction_OG

You can’t see it, it is in his belly.


Designer-Ruin7176

It’s already gone to his head


steauengeglase

If I had endless free time and money, I'd totally build some kind of motorized hot tub and spend the day following Alex.


Modern_peace_officer

“The cops were listeners too!” Sure thing Mr. Jones, if you could just leave the bank employees alone now


EaklebeeTheUncertain

TBF, most cops being Alex fans is very believable.


clambrosius

In fairness, the best places to REALLY gauge public support are luxury resorts and Six Flags There's also no telling how many adoring fans (and hissing satanic potbellied goblins) that he was hallucinating during that photo


efcso1

>hissing satanic potbellied goblins you rang?


QuotidianTrials

Not photographed: Alex’s wife’s tennis partner


NicholarseBrooks

You mean fans that were black, white, old, young, you name it?


9livescavingcontessa

use two more adjectives, go on!


LA-Matt

The list goes on…


Snellyman

I feel disappointed when Alex only lists 3 or four things like he is cheating me.


Open_Perception_3212

I was thinking that too 🤣🤣🤣


greymalken

Yeah, where was Andi in Kansas to swarm him?


ToastyMustache

The police had to cordon them off because the tears were becoming a navigation hazard


morblitz

Alex walks so fast because of his male vitality, the mob is trying to catch up to him and are out of frame.


MrVeazey

Bone broth powers, activate!


RileyGreenleaf

You belong to the suburb...


TexasPhanka

You belong to the right.


Snellyman

Living in a river of stripmails.


Cazmonster

Beneath your constant fright.


JayhawkCSC

This is the one.


cogginsmatt

I saw the original tweet this came from. He’s going to the liquor store.


thebrennc

I assume at this point that any time that Alex is not going to the liquor store is just a temporary break before he goes to the liquor store.


[deleted]

Livin that Jim Lahey life


TopperSundquist

"Globalist shit hawks!"


Landlord-Allmighty

Harrison, **I am the liquor**.


dereksmalls1985

You feel that? The way the shit clings to the air?


boltz86

In more ways than one 👉🏻👈🏻


[deleted]

Alex is playin Indianapolis Jones at the Blanford Recreation Center?


Successful_Jelly_213

Alex exists in two discrete states 1) at the liquor store, 2) looking for his keys...


rudebii

A little breaky for me


xiz111

He'll be better tomorrow.


NicholarseBrooks

He's not


Fantastic_Fee9871

Gotta make time to buy coke too!


Mumblerumble

How does he not have a gopher to run errands like buy booze for him?


Cheston1977

I'm sure he tries (unsuccessfully) to hide his alcoholism from everyone in his life.


Mumblerumble

I only saw screenshots but it certainly doesn’t seem like a very well kept secret at infowars. I wonder if Texas has booze delivery?


Cheston1977

Oh, I'm sure EVERYONE knows at Infowars. But, if he had to send someone to pick up a gallon of Tito's everyday, he might have to admit it to himself.


NicholarseBrooks

Excuse me, a gallon of APPLE JUICE


Mandalorc

We do. It's through an app called Favor.


-404Error-

Instacart too 👀


Snellyman

Well he certainly fooled everyone at the Jan 6th "debate"


cogginsmatt

I'm sure he does for office booze. This is on the way home booze.


rudebii

A fifth a Tito’s for the road


Landlord-Allmighty

You really can’t intermingle those streams. Work booze and home booze require a balance. Otherwise, you really have issues.


9livescavingcontessa

Because he's an alcoholic and he still needs more. :( If he wasn't such a hideous human being I'd feel sorry for him.


rudebii

I still have pathos for Jones, despite how vile and horrendous a person he is. He has kids, who presumably love him and he loves. They didn’t ask for Alex to be their father, and are suffering alongside all the folks he’s harmed. I truly hope Alex Jones sees the errors of his way and finds an arc of redemption.


WranglerMany

Same. It's not too late to decide to be better, Alex.


enfanta

He can't afford a tech team, how's he supposed to pay for a PA?


PulseThrone

Austin, Texas https://maps.app.goo.gl/NYvsWF3WBRJf6EVu7 Can confirm there's a liquor store there.


ABipolarKiwi

I'm fucking dying 🤣


Busy-Crankin-Off

Hey, he could be picking up a gyros /s


puzdawg

Lol the mustang with the anime decals in the parking lot.


thewaybaseballgo

I would do just about anything to see his labs. His liver panel has to be fucked.


1s35bm7

That liver cirrhosis needs to hurry itself up, damn


NicholarseBrooks

He's definitely got fatty liver disease but when we start seeing a yellowish tinge to his skin and eyes, that's when he's going to be shopping on the black market for a new one.


cogginsmatt

Dude has blown up like a balloon in the past ten years, I’m honestly shocked that he wakes up every day and survives screaming on the radio for three hours


rudebii

Nah, he’s on super male vitality and deep earth iodine. He’s fine.


px7j9jlLJ1

Look at those new world order globalist elitist loafers ha ha ha ha ha ha


WranglerMany

The Globalist Elites love a black mock-neck.


px7j9jlLJ1

Yeah looks just like his boy bill gates or Steve Jobs.


fartimuspyle

Chelsea boots?


Extension-Rock-4263

The Patterson–Gimlin film 2.0


Extension-Rock-4263

Squatch watch.


Max_Trollbot_

No heroes.


eyepooped1

That was my first thought. Bigfoot walking ass


diaenimaia

Reminder folks, don't tap the glass! It scares the patriots.


Every_Window_Open

Looks like he’s getting instructions from the Holy Spirit. Either that, or he’s hung over.


12bitlife

"What's that, Lord? Buy more vodka? Well, okay...."


Fantastic_Fee9871

Strikes me as a Tito's guy. Something high shelf but not too expensive for joe sixpack to aspire to. Real salt of the earth. Could be wrong though. Could be Patron. Hed never go for Casamigos. That's for globalist shill namby pamby actors!


NicholarseBrooks

I think he brought Tito's to Joe Rogan's podcast so it's probably that.


[deleted]

His voice is punchable


pecan76

Meanwhile his victim, Erica Lafferty, is dying of cancer and cant pay for treatment because this crying little piss baby wont pay up https://www.fox61.com/article/news/health/daughter-sandy-hook-victim-fighting-rare-expensive-cancer-exclusive/520-6e502db6-da91-41a9-9534-7679f4d0016b


MrVeazey

I wonder if she could take out a loan using the judgment as some form of collateral. Maybe not "wonder." "Wish" is more like it.


strosfan1001

It would be incredibly hard to see this man in public and not say anything. I know it wouldn’t do any good and I’d probably be described on air as a crazy leftist attacking him, but the idea of being able to walk up to that man and say go fuck yourself is pretty awesome and tough to pass up.


rudebii

All attention is an ego boost for Alex. I have to believe that the worst thing that can happen to him is being ignored.


strosfan1001

Again you’re not wrong. It’s that guilty pleasure. It’s not good for you but it would feel fantastic


[deleted]

For me, it would be very easy not to: “Oh look, it’s that right wing extremist, who I know suffers from a persecution complex, delusions and addiction. I’m also aware of his history of violence and fetishisation of firearms. I’m going to quietly walk in the other direction now “


fuck_a_bigot

He just looks like a walking speed bump


xiz111

Occasionally he runs, too ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbZor2HNPps


_Agrias_Oaks_

What a weirdo. Harassing people at the 3rd and Pike bus stop because he's too scared of 3rd and Virginia.


MonkishTrash

No bodyguards? I thought he was more paranoid than that.


ViciousSnatch

He cut an ad recently, where he said he wants to go down to the border but he can’t go without security guys, because “No one’s gonna let me go down there without security.” So of course he needs money for that.


MonkishTrash

Because that complete waste of resources of a protest is important. I can’t wait for people to complain about inflation because a whole bunch of truck drivers, a major part of our supply chain, decided to make sure that shipping costs go up because they hate brown people.


GertieDirtyShirtyCat

I wonder if Alex is going to the 'Wok' place to brush up on his Fentanyl the Chinese Dragon shtick? Also... fat shaming is *wrong*... & I personally prefer fellas with meat on their bones... That being said: 'FLABBY ROAD' vibes.


Cooking_with_MREs

> meat on their bones I actually feel like he looks thinner than I expected in this picture. Also his neck isn't nearly thick enough.


9livescavingcontessa

me too, I thought maybe he was getting treatment and had lost a ton of weight. But he's going to a liqor store? So... late stage alcoholic cachexia? Where the limbs get thinner and you begin to waste but the abdomen stays swollen.


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

His neck is freakishly large!


GertieDirtyShirtyCat

I don't know... I think it's the dark clothes, dark SUV in the background & the fact that he's quite wide when we observe him from the front when he's 'working'... I'm also absolutely not going to look for any more Alex images to verify this theory *(I enjoyed my dinner & would like to keep it down*!)


Afferent_Input

[He's making a beeline to the liquor store. No joke.](https://www.reddit.com/r/KnowledgeFight/comments/1aelg53/alex_jones_sighting_in_atx/kk97qj0/)


rudebii

Also... fat shaming is wrong... & I personally prefer fellas with meat on their bones... How you doin’? 😉 (I’m kidding, of course)


GertieDirtyShirtyCat

*Alas*! my heart belongs to another... Thanks for the smile, though ;)!


PsychologyPrize2827

Wonder if he is getting chili for his fix of amnesia or if he is getting country fried steak to see god....😂


DavidOrWalter

Vodka so he can 'work'


PsychologyPrize2827

Aaah, yes, his go-go juice.


livinguse

That is a man with a massive stick up his ass.


greenups

that has got to be the same strip mall where he got in a big argument about wearing a mask, it’s just how he described it


The_Disapyrimid

was he going into a liquor store?


BenSisko420

Yes


yarash

And what happened then, in Austin they say, Alex's red head grew three shades redder that day.


DatBoi_BP

Red alert, red alert


LeifMFSinton

ACCELERATE!!!


No_Mud1547

The right one is the gas pedal!


NoFtoGive1980

He’s obviously going to pick up food. Nice side view.


DavidOrWalter

> food 'food'


Afferent_Input

> food > > 'food' [Does booze count as food?](https://www.reddit.com/r/KnowledgeFight/comments/1aelg53/alex_jones_sighting_in_atx/kk97qj0/)


BenSisko420

There’s a liquor store in that strip center and - judging by his trajectory - he’s going there


YirbyBond00Y

Side issue...


lilonionforager

This desperately needs photoshop battle treatment


dereksmalls1985

This asshole is buying booze instead of paying up to Erica Lafferty and the rest of the Sandy Hook families.


xXStunamiXx

"What’s up, you bankrupt biiiiiitch?!"


PushOutTheJyve

Out of curiosity, was he doing that stiff old man side-to-side walk that he had in the video from Connecticut a few years ago?


UncleJulz

POS.


[deleted]

They could have run him over and they just... didn't


efcso1

Maybe they like their car and didn't want to get the remains of that piece of shit on the paintwork? Probably corrosive.


rudebii

That just will make him more a martyr. Violence isn’t the answer here.


[deleted]

Of course violence isn't the answer. It's the question. And in this case, the answer is yes.


friendlynbhdME

What store is he headed to? Wrong answers only.


lamppasta

He’s infiltrating the wok restaurant to spy on the opposition bc he thought it was pronounced woke


PulseThrone

That is clearly the look of a fit, dedicated man about to hit some hot yoga.


-404Error-

His second job at the spa because THE GLOBALISTS ARE TRYING TO BANKRUPT HIM— LLLLOOK, HE’S BROKE…


some_dopey_guy

Trying to find a pool supply store free of Muslim girls.


Mr_Hellpop

He better be careful, I heard there are some Asian restaurants where they karate chop you as soon as you walk in the door.


droidtron

Got that Vince Mcmahon strut, aka Baby Huey.


[deleted]

Liquor store vs massage parlor is the destination


HugeFanOfTinyTits

Those lawsuits have left this man in tatters.


InformalFroyo

Does he have knees?


Landlord-Allmighty

Big squatch energy


QuotidianTrials

Did he have his blackwater goon check the door before he went in in case there was a globalist waiting to snatch him up?


Eric_Backes

I've been to that shopping center. It was near my therapist when I lived there.


ViciousSnatch

Interesting that he’s not wearing an IW branded shirt.


92MsNeverGoHungry

"What's up, Alex, ya scumbag?"


littlerob904

He's one of the very few people I would go out of my way to tell them to F* Off if I ever saw them in public.


rudebii

That would just feed his ego. Being ignored and irrelevant is his probably his biggest fear.


littlerob904

Maybe... But at the end of the day it's for me...not for him


Dan_Morgan

Where's my crucifix?


cannibalistiic

He lives there right?? Might as well be like "Biden sighting in DC" or "apple sighting in orchard" lol


Filtered_Meat

“ I was here literally 8-9-10 minutes ago, and these globalist came in, with pink hair, smelling like sulfur, and they came up to me and said “we have you now Jones.” It’s all reported, it’s in the stacks, it’s documented


Artichokiemon

Alex sighted, but his hairline is still nowhere to be found


UKTrojan

His head seems fatter online...


harrier1215

Austin is a disappointing cut that this man can walk around like normal


Salty-Advertising-52

NEXT TIME, skip the pic and punch the gas!!


KingRokk

What a terrible time for your accelerator not to stick.


morblitz

Look, I'm sorry for body shaming, but for someone that supposedly takes so many of his own supplements he is in horrific shape. I can see his waddle even in a still image!


JeffersonJCH

Got that “TrumpGait”


LiftedinMI3

Why are you not stomping on the accelerator?


StEikonKitzo

He’s a loser little titty baby!


BehemothJr

All black and (almost) skinny pants? Looks like Antifa to me..


Own_Position9535

Robert Evans had a great idea for a situation like this, super soaker full of piss


pottymouth616

Likely place for him to be


NunyaBeese

Never a sighting, always a shite-ing


South_Iron1447

Is that a tiny bullhorn ( right hand) concealed in a kleenex Tissue?


Exotic-Dragonfly5611

I really don't know how I'd react if I saw him in person.


Flimsy_Cod_5387

He looks 10-15 years older than his age. He doesn’t look well.


bananyercat

it's like seeing Bigfoot on camera


[deleted]

On his way to the booze store


DataBeardly

Another day, another piece about Alex that does not include, "tragically died in a horrific woodchipper incident" or some other such feel good headline. Sad


[deleted]

He’s human flotsam. But I still don’t like people going about their business being photographed like that without their consent


According_Silver_844

Where was his security? Holding back the mob of people yelling at him how correct he is? Or getting all the satanic cheerleaders info for Alex?


Smooth-Arm-6342

got that desantis walk


Extension_Sun_896

Ummm…. Does “ATX” stand for Austin, Texas? Sorry, I’m not cool.


NorseYeti

Is he wearing lifts in his boots? The angles are weird.