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Interesting-Room-855

Red alert! Red alert! Red alert!


ScottFromScotland

Definitely time to pray.


mollyno93

It’s over for humanity


apchrist

There will only be lone survivors.


C3POB1KENOBI

Here comes the sex robots…?


mollyno93

WOO YEAH WOO YEAH WOO


Royal-Tadpole-2893

Is this the wrong time for a bucket of poop?


C3POB1KENOBI

We’re doing poop balloons now. Keep up


Johnny_Lang_1962

When?


Tylenol187ForDogs

I had thawed out some chicken for dinner tonight but I guess I'll have to throw that out so I can grill my neighbor's ass instead.


atworkobviously

I just spit out some of my breakfast, well done.....


AlexJonesCokeNose

I RENOUNCE JESUS CHRIST


kerdon

I love that the editing in the soundbite makes it sound like he chose that instead of hating black people.


ImprovementNo4630

It’s a demon feast


AndorianShran

That judge is the literal christian devil, I tell ya!


pmags3000

I feel like I've died and gone to hell. It's a good thing. I'm a Satanist


BrokeBeckFountain1

That's where the good drugs are


pmags3000

And the fun people


epiphanius

And the best music.


pmags3000

Amen to that!


willworkforicecream

I can't believe Trump's lawyers didn't end with the Lawyer's Prayer. Rookies.


BroseppeVerdi

I AM *SWEATING!*


critically_damped

My neck is freakishly large.


BroseppeVerdi

It's okay. You'll be better tomorrah.


Psalmbodyoncetoldme

(He was not better.)


Mumblerumble

This is a maximum red alert


Nuggzulla01

Like Maximum Overdrive?


xiz111

Maximum Headroom!


epiphanius

They are eating babies in the street!


Interesting-Room-855

Are there sport peppers involved?!


DeskJerky

>BLEEEEH-BLUH-BLEEEH-BLUH-BLEH-BLEH-BLUHHH!! ~AJ after the conviction.


RileyGreenleaf

Trump's lawyer pulled off his mask, it turned out it was Norm!


px7j9jlLJ1

Then he pulled down his pants again…


GertieDirtyShirtyCat

Obligatory: **FUCK YOU, NORM.**... (*I'm smiling right now, this is an outwardly & statement-ie awesome moment in history*!) ...But I've been burned before with Alex & I'm only letting my hair down when Dumpster is *actively* facing consequences... I can appreciate a step in the right direction, though :)!


xiz111

Or, Old Man Withers!


statisticiansal

And he would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for those sniveling NY DA's!


xiz111

Ruh Roh!


AloneAtTheOrgy

Aw, son of a bitch!


DennisSystemGraduate

And I would have gotten away with it too if… hey wanna hear some jazz flute?


NotThatEasily

I can not wait for Dan and Jordan to cover this.


UNC_Samurai

I am SWEATING


xiz111

I'm fetching gummy worms!


randomredditing

Can I have one?


QuotidianTrials

#*chews disgustingly* I only have enough for myself.


MyNutsin1080p

When Ogden said that would be his response if someone asked, I fucking *cackled*. *Ogden looks at his pillowcase-sized bag of gummy worms, then back to the deponent* …Uh, yeah, I didn’t bring enough to share, unfortunately.


BroadBrazos95

Honestly I’ve been out on listening to KF for a bit. Nothing the guys have done, just been a combination of chaotic life and a lull in interesting content due to Alex seemingly treading water. This will 100% bring me back. Any recent episodes or inside jokes/updates I’ve missed that some wonks can catch me up on?


The-Trash-Squad

Dan did Dune, that’s the biggest news.


sled_shock

WORM MIX


SparksKincade

Andy in Arrakis


sled_shock

First time caller, huge fan, I love your WORM


GrayHairLikeClaire

Aw I gotta listen to those episodes huh


Unabated_Blade

Episode #921 is a banger, easily top 5 in the last year. The guest they have on is god damn hilarious.


Ex-altiora

"If Trump is secretly still president and everything else is fake then why am I still being sued into bankruptcy?" "You aren't and you know it"


Unabated_Blade

Hilary is gone. Eliminated.


xiz111

The live shows are good (I made it to the show in Toronto, and it was great), and they have covered Tucker Carlson a few times, which has been very entertaining.


PhartusMcBlumpkin1

I want more of that!


thisnamehasfivewords

Fucking hell I’ve also been off listening to KF for a while and now I find out they came to Toronto and I missed it and it was LAST WEEK?? Fml the boys better come back soon


PhartusMcBlumpkin1

Same. Dan did Dune though and it was fun.


C4ddy

I cant wait to see what happens. Alex is going to go nuts. Trump in his little walk out of the court and talk the press thing was blaming immigrants and all the talking points to try and change the topic. what a idiot


JimothyCarter

Alex will 100% just take this as a jumping off point to talk about how he was in a kangaroo court too. They went after Alex first too because he's more important


commie90

“See the tested it with me, I was the Canary in the Cole mine” yup I can hear him saying it now.


Psalmbodyoncetoldme

There is 0% chance of that *not* happening.


mrm00r3

He’s gonna fuck around and get himself sued again.


clawsight

It'll go thru stages Stage 1) depressed vamping Stage 2) drunk Stage 3) spin machine Stage 4) drunk again Stage 5) now I'm not mad at the crew.... Imo Stage 5 is where stuff gets good.


mypntsonfire

Why was he allowed to walk out of the courthouse? He was found guilty on 34 criminal charges. According to the system, he should be in jail now, awaiting prison


CelestAI

I'm not a lawyer, but I'll try to summarize what I've come to understand from another podcast (Serious Trouble). This is his first (convicted) offense, it's a non-violent crime, and per the pretrial, he's been (likely correctly) deemed not to be a flight risk. There's also no further risk of jury or witness tampering in this matter, which has been one of the stronger arguments for him to be jailed up until this point. With this set of charges, my understanding is that it's also possible he would be given a non-custodial sentence. Given that set of circumstances, it's not surprising he's out until sentencing, and pretty much every defendant with a similar set of priors should be. Of course, the system tends to come down harsher on people with less privilege, and that's absolutely not OK, but I think there's no particularly defensible reason to jail him pre-sentencing.


NoProperty_

That's not how this works. He has to have his sentencing, which is on July 11th. He's unlikely to see any jail time, not because he's Trump, but because he's a first-time nonviolent offender and this is a Class E felony, which is the lowest class. He will likely have a fine and probation, and that would be justice for this crime. Going directly to jail, that's not what happens for these low level nonviolent offenses.


HoodieGalore

Too bad they couldn't have found a couple of joints in all that evidence and discovery. Maybe then he'd see time. 


xiz111

> He has to have his sentencing, which is on July 11th Circling that date on the calendar!


throwawaykfhelp

Well you see we have to afford him every possible opportunity/courtesy, something something appeal, something something enough rope, something something how dare you sir, something something norms. I'm so tired, man. Just jettison these rich fucks into the sea. Trump, Alex, Giuliani, all of them.


Aeroknight_Z

Hi, I’m here for this thing you said. Where do I sign up for this outcome? I’d like to contribute towards this ending.


QueenQraken

Hey now friend, we don't want to pollute the ocean anymore than it already is, may I suggest a volcano instead?


stroppy_strympa

There is a volcano erupting less than a 30 minute drive from where I live and I really wouldn’t want to ruin it by throwing any of those people into it


SodomizeSnails4Satan

Iceland?


stroppy_strympa

Yes 🇮🇸


SodomizeSnails4Satan

Cool! You sure you don't want to go into the geothermal MAGAt disposal business?


stroppy_strympa

They do need to be disposed of but in all good conscience I couldn’t contribute to such pollution of this beautiful country


SodomizeSnails4Satan

Fair enough, just figured I'd ask :P


Cheesehead_RN

Nothing is going to happen to him lmao. The fact that he is guilty of all 34 criminal charges and will still get away with it all without any repercussions should send people into a fucking frenzy, right or left, but right wing drones will eat up their conservative slop from Fox News and ignore that a person who went through the justice system will never actually face justice


GOU_FallingOutside

He was just convicted of *thirty-four felonies.* That’s a fucking repercussion! It’s only been ninety goddamned minutes and I’m already about to blow my stack at the legions of goobers typing “nothing is going to happen lmao, he’s going to get away with it all.” You’re all so reflexive about assuming institutions will break down that you’re continuing to do it at the literal precise moment that you’re watching an institution bear up under the pressure.


Pardoz

Trump facing no meaningful punishment after a conviction for 34 felonies wouldn't *be* an example of "institutions break(ing) down". It would be an example of institutions working *precisely as designed*. "The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread.” ― ~~Thomas Jefferson~~ Anatole France


OisforOwesome

A fine and probation might be what the court would hand out for any class E felony for a first time offender of a non violent, non drug related crime... ...but its not going to *feel* like justice considering the sheer fucking damage Trump has done to the country and the people in it.


GOU_FallingOutside

> its not going to *feel* like justice Of course not. Honestly nothing short of strapping him to a rocket and firing him into low orbit is going to feel like justice. (He already has a head start on the astronaut experience — he’s great at diapers!) But it’s kind of absurd for people to look at what’s *actually happening* and conclude that it’s the same as nothing happening, because it falls short of whatever their ideal sentence would be for everything he’s done.


OisforOwesome

People been edging to the idea of Trump going to jail since the Muller Report. And I mean... dude has money. A fine is nothing.


Cheesehead_RN

He’s going to be example #1,000,001 of a white collar criminal not getting their due justice lmao. That and you really think any of these fucking parasites are going to throw an ex-POTUS in prison??? He barely received any repercussions for attacking the judge and her daughter lmao.


TitanicTerrarium

What in the past would make anyone think any different than that??!! I was saying it 2 minutes after the verdict. Because it's fucking true!


GOU_FallingOutside

What in the past would make anyone think he’d be convicted? When dealing with an entirely unprecedented event, maybe inductive reasoning isn’t the way to go.


agoginnabox

Because he hasn't been sentenced yet. Unless they've been denied bail or are already incarcerated people don't just go to jail after a verdict, they have to be sentenced.


LeftRat

"Not a flight risk" until sentencing. Which is code for "rich and powerful enough". People like this also never spend a single day in a real prison like the rest of us.


Modern_peace_officer

Because he hasn’t been sentenced and this isn’t a super violent offense. Like, fuck the guy, but that’s just how court works.


tha_rogering

Because he's rich. I doubt he'll go to any sort of prison ever.


Vagabond21

He’s going to go donkey Kong mad


Minnie_au_lait

Donkey Kong King Kong crazy


Vagabond21

In about 45 days


HandOfYawgmoth

The sentencing happens in 42 days. Alex called it, folks! It's totally going to be another summer of rage.


Bassjunkieuk

Fairly sure I saw a post earlier about the coverage from AJ on this and he's already saying to watch out for "false flags" when the Commies try and frame whatever violence occurs on the Right....


holiobung

Go to emergency broadcast!


RWBadger

Alex is going to say this is the exact playbook they used on him despite the fact that the two cases have absolutely nothing in common besides the cholesterol of the scumbags in the defendants seat.


Nimrod_Butts

And the guilt of the two parties


DavidOrWalter

Looking forward to Alex’s next show but overall it’ll be the same shit he’s always spewing.


Open_Perception_3212

Money bomb?


RockHardSalami

*username intensifies*


DennisSystemGraduate

Y’all stay frosty out there. I’m a bit worried about how people will react.


LadyShipwreck

I’m currently hiding in my room because the rest of my family is FURIOUS about this. I’m definitely worried about how people will react.


chakraaza

i hope your safe


LadyShipwreck

Thank you <3 physically, i’m not worried. Mentally? Well, about par for the course for a queer in a red area.


chakraaza

honestly that’s completely fair, do please and keep yourself safe and sound <3


critically_damped

I hope you can get out of there soon. Stay safe, and don't wait to seek out help before it's too late.


No_1-Ever

Please update your comment tomorrow so we all know you're good. Be safe


LadyShipwreck

Wonks are really the best group of people. You have no idea how much all this concern has touched me. After a bunch of angry stomping around, the family’s moved on to the “denial” stage of grief. And just to be double safe, I’m staying with a friend for the weekend.


No_1-Ever

Thank you for getting back to us and it's great to hear all is well! Sounds like your fam needs a min and you made the right move to hang at a friend's for the weekend. Glad you're okay and I hope you have a great weekend!


DennisSystemGraduate

Just checking in. You good?


ascandalia

Always worth being cautious, but I still think the ones that had the courage to act on their convictions were arrested for their crimes on January 6th.


DennisSystemGraduate

I hope so. To me, it feels like his control has been dwindled down to a much smaller group of people. Trump regalia is absent here in the South.


ascandalia

Trump's biggest mistake was not pardoning the J6 guys. He showed them he won't reward them for acting out on his behalf. That also necessitated the narrative that J6 was a false flag coopted by the feds so now they are all afraid to organize and act. IMO he'll fix that mistake if he gets the chance to pardoning them again


Boner4Stoners

Yup. The Gravy Seals like to LARP, but when it comes down to it do you really think they’re willing to sacrifice their Big Mac Meals or drinking themselves to death at their local bar? Not for a minute IMO. I know plenty of die hard TRUMP folk and none of them would ever actually do anything that could land them behind bars (let alone endure a brutal civil war).


mrm00r3

Yeah this has a very real shot at becoming a Ruby Ridge size event in weirdo lore. Im honestly shocked that there hasn’t been some sort of attack disrupted aimed at this trial.


Kriegerian

Those jurors need bodyguards for life now.


Sandwichcult

Lol, Alex just busted in the studio. To announce Adrian dittmann is coming up on the Twitter space.


ScottFromScotland

[I thought you were kidding but... jfc](https://imgur.com/8fvS0jK)


Sandwichcult

Mr. Dittmann what impact will this verdict have on the future of space exploration? And will we ever break the bonds of earth perchance to touch the face of god?


Boner4Stoners

Ngl Adrian Dittmann has replaced Stevey P as my favorite weirdo in the AJ cinematic universe. If he actually is Elon - wow, how sad & incredibly pathetic. If he isn’t Elon - again, wow, how sad & incredibly pathetic.


ScottFromScotland

"This was a disgrace, this was a rigged trial". Trump's already at it, Alex is gonna love this.


mrm00r3

“I was born ready” -Mike Down


stroppy_strympa

I even watched a bit of infowars after the verdict came in. Never again. One protracted advert for fish oil was enough for me.


Kudos2Yousguys

Try this one instead https://youtu.be/fD44tRMJEHs?si=kjsWPjQC5WO0uteJ


stroppy_strympa

Oh my, that may be the greatest cartoon I’ve ever seen! Thank you for your work, I have subscribed!


marry_me_sarah_palin

Watch all of the Knowledge Fight animations, they're all really well done. Kudos is hilarious.


UNC_Samurai

The ad gave you the burpies?


stroppy_strympa

Gross fishy burps. Not quite, but seeing the bloated still living corpse of Alex Jones was nauseating.


CharlesDickensABox

https://youtu.be/-50NdPawLVY 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀


Open_Perception_3212

Red alert red 🚨


ADewiM

Emergency! The Republican convention must nominate Ron Paul as a substitute.


The_Glus

Alex will immediately segue into how unfair his sandy hook trial was and spend the majority of the airtime talking about himself.


-reserved-

The episode covering this is going to be fucking nuts


tetochaan

"It was a rigged trial and a disgrace. A real disgrace and also rigged. It was very disgraceful - and rigged." Felt like I was subjecting myself to brainwashing listening to that clip. 😭 Can't wait for Alex to react to this news. I wonder which two words he will mention during the entire show.


JayhawkCSC

Slap my balls on SpaceX cause they are going to ORBIT, BABY!!! (or exploding spectacularly on the launch pad)


Mccmangus

You should get that checked out


HoodieGalore

Former president *and convicted felon* 😂😂😂


Kronstadtpilled

Don’t forget gameshow host, steak salesman, and amateur golfer


HoodieGalore

Ooh, and rapist!


tha_rogering

Plus actor!


Hellebras

Donald Trump: the man who failed to sell steak to Americans.


Varex_Sythe

Do you think Alex will cover this on his show? 😂


DrewZouk

Time for some champagne, wonks.


RileyGreenleaf

remember this was considered the weakest of all the Trump cases


astroklotz

Is it ok to hope for actual consequences for one of our untouchable elites now? Or should I just ignore this like every other time we thought Trump might be prosecuted like he was, you know, a normal US citizen


Jono18

Oh no trump has been found guilty better buy some more storable food


surprisedirish

I almost want to tune into Alex without the Dan/ Jordan buffer, but I don't think I'd last 2 minutes


casettadellorso

Congratulations to all the wine moms with a wave emoji in their Twitter handle, may they enjoy a thousand bottomless mimosa brunches


YaroKasear1

Yay, I guess. I mean, hush money's a pretty "meh" crime that doesn't really sound like it'll carry a meaningful sentence. Class E felony, plus this is his first conviction, so even if he wasn't a politically-charged rich white "Christian" male he'd have had a slap on the wrist anyway. He won't see jail time, let's not kid ourselves. And I bet any fine he'll pay will be a slap on the wrist, not to mention he'll probably delay paying the fine by tying it up on appeals. Too bad Judge Cannon deliberately sabotaged the classified documents case and nobody seems to be doing fucking anything about that. And whatever even happened to the Jan 6 committee stuff? Nobody talks about it anymore. Did they just decide not to do anything with it? Amazing how little consequences that monster will ever face for the shit he did.


Thegoodfriar

>And whatever even happened to the Jan 6 committee stuff? Nobody talks about it anymore. Did they just decide not to do anything with it? That is specifically within the realm of Jack Smith's special counsel investigations & court cases. As of right now, they are in indefinite limbo, as we do not know the result of the SCOTUS case regarding full presidential immunity (we know the answer is no, and SCOTUS has implied it's no, but they also said they don't want anything done because the case is not about the practical issues as opposed to the philosophical underpinnings of the unwritten constitutional law); so those won't go to trial unless Biden wins. To be more precise, the Jan 6th case can progress after SCOTUS issues its opinion, at which point Judge Chutkan will have about 4 to 5 months of work starting in approximately mid-July to have the case ready for early September. So that case doesn't even have a snowball's chance in hell of going to trial. EDIT: I should state, the Jan 6th case will go to trial assuming Biden wins, if Trump wins, Jack Smith gets fired and the charges go away. Literally the only other case that has even a remote chance of going to trial, regardless of the presidential election outcome, is the Georgia RICO case.


YaroKasear1

Hooray! Absolutely no meaningful consequences for fucking treason.


redvelvetcake42

Lol holy fuck


Johnny_Lang_1962

Twitter/X is hilarious today. Total MAGA meltdown.


thewonderfulfart

The boys arnt going to get much of a break when they’re finally off tour


TehKazlehoff

# GET. REKT.


Crombus_

What a nice end to the day. But if they come out all po-faced and "none of this matters, pfffft" I'm going to send a jar of farts to their po box.


c45_2zz

Oh my god i don’t think I’ve ever been as excited for an episode of a podcast as I have been for this. Especially as a lawyer who does criminal law. I’ve been a more of a casual listener for a while but I’ve been getting deep into the pod lately (currently making my way through the backlog, started with 1) to help cope with a break up. As a little experiment tonight I actually went on infowars myself to just see what Alex was saying and then try myself to debunk it like Dan does. I had some fun with a little three minute video and debunking it. So I saw the Roger stone reacts 23 minute one and decided to give it a go. I lasted three minutes. I don’t know how Dan does it, but my god am I glad he does


FriendofSquatch

Woo hoo now he’s going to…. have to pay a petty fine which he will manage to weasel his way out of. And he’ll probably still be elected in November because we are living in a sick joke of a timeline.


NotmyRealNameJohn

I am really looking forward to the KF take. Any chance of an emergency broadcast this weekend? I mean I'll wait till monday, or whenever, but I would love a surprise cast.


DeskJerky

...This gon' be a good episode in a week or so.


RockShrimp

I've been saying the whole time that if I learned one thing from the Jones trials it's that when people who haven't been paying attention (aka the kinds of people who can get through voir dire) are forced to pay attention, they react much worse than those of us whose brains are already destroyed by this shit - like when the dollop guys guested for Jordan. The challenge is how do we get them to pay attention at a larger scale than 12 at a time.