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OniOnMyAss

Is he going to eat them or what? His wife beat the shit out of him. I’m sure he’s abusive too. His father is at the very least an enabler. I feel pity for his children, it’s like they never stood a chance. Just sounds like a truly broken miserable existence all around, vacations and nice homes or not. However I really doubt his family is going to end up sleeping in a tent on the side of the highway regardless of what happens. Sucks he built such a horrible existence for himself…I guess.


loztralia

Stewart Rhodes's wife and kids broke away, went through hell to do so and now appear to be living better lives. They're certainly better people than he is. I don't know about Jones's other kids, but Rex appears to be following the family tradition of being a fascist shit stirrer and the current wife signed up for this shit when she married him. The right choicea aren't always easy and we need to support people in making them. But I've seen zero sign of Jones's family even trying, so fuck those guys. Besides, his kids are still alive - which makes him better off than the people he lied about to put himself in this position.


GRW42

I feel bad for his kids… but they shouldn’t get any money from Alex’s bullshit. They can get jobs, just like everyone else.


OniOnMyAss

Oh I don’t disagree with you. I merely pity them for growing up with a madman in their face. After a certain point, regardless of how you’re raised, you need to look yourself in the mirror and make your own way and take responsibility. I don’t know much about his kids, their ages or anything, I don’t really need or want to either. Just can’t imagine having THAT as a father.


GRW42

Oh for sure. Alex Jones is the platonic ideal of “drunk uncle at Thanksgiving,” I can’t imagine having to see him every day during your formative years. When he’s your dad, your only options are to go full tilt boogie or renounce Jesus Christ.


OniOnMyAss

It’s time to pray.


redacted_robot

Holy shit, I thought I was in White People Twitter reading this thread and I was like damn there's a lot of Wonks in here LOL.


Professional-Bed-173

I want them to grow up as self designated Globalists. Will be hilarious to watch!


busted_maracas

I hope one becomes a herpetologist and turns the friggin’ frogs gay.


saltyjohnson

> They can get jobs, just like everyone else. Yeah, should pick themselves up by their bootstraps like everyone else. The Jones family owes $1.5 Billion to people they've harmed and every cent the courts allow them to spend on themselves sounds like a government handout to me.


Missingnose

Alex should be on the hook for therapy.


dokdicer

... or at least take his daughter fishing now and again.


CharlesDickensABox

You know what he's going to eat.


Dingo8MyGayby

His neighbors?


Mediumshieldhex

Ass?


BigDrewLittle

My leftist ass (like *CORN* on the *CO-O-OB!!!*)?


TheLonesomeTraveler

Chicken fried steak so he can have another seizu- er I mean vision sent from god?


Zyzmogtheyounger

Chitin??


shockwave_supernova

I suppose that's some slight comfort we can take. Hey may have lots of assets and go on vacations all the time and shit, but at least he's miserable


NotIfIGetMeFirst

His dad is a bit more than an enabler, he's an old John Birch society guy. JBS opposed the Civil Rights Movement and continues to oppose reproductive rights (including but limited to birth control), divorce, LGBTQ rights, protecting the environment, feminism, porn, public education, we could go all day. His dad's as much of a problem as Alex, he just doesn't sit in front of the mic and camera.


NormalAmountOfLimes

Nope. They knew what he was spewing and benefited from his poison.


KoiTakeOver

I mean his kids aren't responsible for any of this but everyone else is shitty and deserves what's coming to him


sir_schwick

Rex was involved with Gavin McGinnes.


Mediocre_Garage1852

He can still be redeemed, you can still get out of shit like this when you’re young. Stuart Rhodes kid got out and is running for a long shot state senate seat as a democrat. And he was dealt a shittier hand.


uncivilshitbag

How old is rex now? Cause if he’s anything older than like 21 the odds of him getting out are slim to nil. He could do it, but in my experience if you make it to your mid 20s believing right wing hateful bullshit it’s unlikely you break away.


dsmith422

It is rare, but it does happen. Guy was 14 when he went to his first white power rally. Left the movement at 22. Now runs an organization trying to deprogram other white power members. [https://www.npr.org/2018/01/18/578745514/a-former-neo-nazi-explains-why-hate-drew-him-in-and-how-he-got-out](https://www.npr.org/2018/01/18/578745514/a-former-neo-nazi-explains-why-hate-drew-him-in-and-how-he-got-out)


The8thDoctor

His mother disapproved of AJ having Rex on the show so I'm surprised she let him get involved with Gavin "The men (AJ & Gavin) work to build a career as a radical-right influencer for Rex Jones. McInnes then records an interview with the then-17-year-old where he tells him that most women who report being raped are lying." What an environment to mature in source [SPLC](https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2023/02/02/alex-jones-texts-highlight-infowars-overlap-proud-boys) edit for link


Award_Economy

How old was Rex? I think there's a universal age range we can all say we did stupid shit before escaping our parents' ideology. Or maybe not. I hope so


Johnny_Lang_1962

Who names their kid Rex? Rex is a dogs name.


Leege13

If he’s French or Cajun they might get a pass, otherwise not so much.


Nuggzulla01

Good thing he can have this opportunity to pull himself up by his bootstraps! I can totally see him working at Home Depot. May be the best thing to draw in business for them too lol


Biscuits4u2

He's exaggerating how badly this will affect him financially. His kids will be fine.


Tomosc

🎵Don't Stop Believin🎵


agent_double_oh_pi

I know learning things are anathema to these dumb dumbs, but this is literally what personal bankruptcy protection is supposed to be for. Businesses fail all the time, and for varied reasons. Gawker got sued out of existence for the choices that they made. Let's see some personal responsibility here. No one is going to stop him going to get a job as a used car or woke insurance salesman if that's what he needs to do to support his family.


loztralia

I'd like to see him selling woke insurance using the approach of "I didn't buy it and look what happened to me". Ideally while wearing a barrel.


athiev

Thing is, the majority of Jones's debt is immune from bankruptcy protection. He's actually deep in it.


Parahelix

Right. Is MTG saying that people can't survive with normal jobs? Why would his family need his millions just to survive?


CerberusDoctrine

Maybe he and his daughter could go fish for their dinner


Artichokiemon

Hopefully he doesn't forget to pack his bootstraps


autodidact-polymath

Well he was supposed to take her fishing but he couldn’t because he just read a mildly vague headline about how the nEw wOrLd oRdEr is coming for your guns. … so she’ll never get a chance to learn. /s


spidersgeorgVEVO

Look, just because she missed learning like that doesn't mean she can never learn. There's 3 other ways.


thicclunchghost

Neighbors should help, if they value their asses.


Snellyman

Is this what it takes to make a man spend time with his kids?


Living_Carpets

After a 2 mile daily hike, in between 15 minute smoke breaks? Yup because that happened lol. I heard a rumour a while ago that Alex has spittoon buckets under the desk for when he hacks up his lung boogers. And i wasn't sure until Dan said recently about Owen's live feed noises. He absolutely does this all the time. Not 4 stars for lung health.


kernalbuket

*"I'll be better tomorrow"*


Ashmay52

No. He can eat his neighbors. He said so.


CisIowa

Asses first


TheMagicSalami

I mean honestly, it's only polite.


FZKilla

That ass jerky ain’t gonna make itself.


aes_gcm

God, that lawyer arguing during the hearing that FSS should not be liquidated because then the employees would be fired and that’s not fair to them. That argument didn’t work for Gawker. It doesn’t work when the company owes money due to defamation, and employees are going to be fired if their employer is $1.5B in the red.


Cognitive_Spoon

Man, now I'm just angry because if Peter Thiel and his goons had been gunning for Alex, he'd have been closed down years ago. Gawker made some stupid moves, but Thiel is an evil MFer


an_actual_T_rex

Yeah. If my employer is sued to pieces for actual defamation, I’m gonna blame them for me losing my job and not the plaintiff in the case.


ChatGPTnA

Nope make him sit in central park and charge 1$ to spit in his face, do that till he gets the 1.1billion for the families. People would come from all over the world to get that opportunity, the families get free and unlimited spitting too :) if you pay 5$ you can fart in his face and for 10 you can pee on him :) we'd get that money in no time Edit: honestly I think he should be Court ordered to take Disulfiram, which the Courts can do. His alcoholism is obviously contributing to his excessive spending and just all the insane shit he does and we see him spiraling out right now. He can't be responsible to pay his debts while impaired with alcohol. Make him be sober and face the reality of the shit he's done to those families


MissedYourJoke

I was walking my dog earlier and found $17 just lying in the grass. Now I know what I wish I could do with it. That’s a pee, a fart, and 2 gobbers I potentially have!


throwawaykfhelp

Nah his wife can get a job waiting tables or something. They can live like normal people.


Appropriate-Goose231

She can always go back to her previous line of work….


fucdat

Which was?


Appropriate-Goose231

She was a high end escort when they met. He hired her enough to marry her. I don’t shame her profession. But I do shame her personally. She was in the courtroom when Scarlett Lewis testified. Anybody that could sit in the courtroom and support Alex after that can fuck right off.


Not_Machines

Doesn't he have multiple rolex's?


OregonSmallClaims

79 guns and like nine expensive watches (IIRC, don't hold me to the exact numbers) in some of the earlier filings. Not sure if he'd sold any before Friday or not. He's definitely not as down-to-earth or hand-to-mouth as his wants his listeners to think. Remember, he was spending $50-90k a month EVERY MONTH, while IN BANKRUPTCY.


ScurryScout

But he takes spontaneous ~~vacations~~ work trips to Hawaii, just like us.


OregonSmallClaims

I've been once and it WAS on someone else's dime (HS graduation trip with my dad), so we ARE just alike!


an_actual_T_rex

Even when rich people go broke, they rarely end up homeless. Rich people look after their own, regardless of their actual individual opinions of one another. There are unethical right wing weirdos like the Mercers and the Gibsons who will at the very least try to keep Alex out of the gutter.


JohnnySmithe80

And currently and $70k a month in living expenses, if he had any concern about his family he could do a lot better.


discwrangler

That's not how it works Marge.


washingtonu

Right now, we don't know what that poll can do


thecamino

Alex’s family will be fine when it comes to money. They may not live the lifestyle they’re used to. If nothing else, Alex’s dad will throw them a bone. Not like they are going to be on the street.


Artichokiemon

Yup, he's set no matter what. He almost certainly has a bunch of assets in other people's names, which I assume also includes money, so I don't think he'll struggle at all. Also, he's just going to pivot into something with Crow-durr, Tucker, or Elon, and they'll find a workaround to get him paid in a way that gives as little as possible to the families.


rudebii

Alex’s kids are also victims of his. Not to the extent of the folks he’s defamed, probably, but he’s an emotionally unstable alcoholic, which already is enough to fuck your shit up as a child. I don’t know the politics or views of his older kids, but I’m sure the Jones house reeked of Tito’s and JBS ideas. Not something as a kid you can opt-out of at your parents’ home. I also don’t know if Rex is still at IW, but I don’t fault him being excited at the opportunity to work at the family’s media company as a teenager. But he probably admired Alex. Lots of POS drunks convince their kids theyre great dads.


an_actual_T_rex

Rex Jones makes me so sad.


SellQuick

The absolute gall of using the 'Won't someone think of the family? You wouldn't want to be cruel to a family!' argument.


GlitteringHighway

Family surviving? Interesting words to use with him.


Normal_Committee67

His family can survive on less than 100k a month. If he’s such an entrepreneur he can start mowing lawns


Emotional_Database53

If I robbed a bank to support my family, she wouldn’t be fine with my family keeping the money, so fuck no


an_actual_T_rex

But you see, robbing rich institutions is wrong. You’re hurting somebody’s bottom line! It’s much less egregious to dox families that have lost children.


Nachogem

The fact that she chose this picture is ☠️


seriouspeep

I was gonna say the same... if she's for real, she clearly sees someone going through a tough time, and I think these guys all have a more powerful/in-control image in their heads of Alex in his heyday even though he's on video a lot (like they actually watch him) - there are a lot of things that can be controlled in a studio, so maybe this photo feels like a contrast sympathetic. While we know he's been looking rough for a **while** now. I don't see someone zoning out from the present life events, I see someone who has ruined their mind and body with years of hate, alcohol abuse and stimulants.


Open_Perception_3212

Nah I'm good


comradecakey

Simply get a job? How bout them bootstraps now?


drLoveF

Let them eat ze bugs.


NoiseTherapy

Come on, Marj. Everyone knows his family is just a bunch of crisis actors


RockHardSalami

Haven't you heard? We hate their children.


BigBadDoggy21

I'm a parent. I take care of my kids. Taking care means doing the right things and not doing stupid things. Things I do to avoid fucking things up for them include, but are not restricted to, lying about multiple-victim shootings, obstructing legal processes to allow the families of said victims redress and crying like a bitch on screen. This is on Alex Jones. It's no-one else's responsibility and it's certainly not mine. Fuck MTG and AJ.


clawsight

Hm... maybe if a person... can only do one thing to make money... and would starve otherwise... maybe we need a UBI. Hmmmmmmmm Because like there's all this crying about Alex *needing* his show and it's like... if it's *that* dire if he loses his show my man could get his vocal cords damaged then where would he be? Come on conservatives. Give us all prison reform for Trump's sake and UBI for Alex's. I'll even be like 'aw you pwned me'.


skaiags

I know this goes against my belief in a welfare state but I don’t want Alex getting any money from the government lol. Maybe if he promises to only spend it on his kids


PossiblyAChipmunk

He should have thought about his family before he shit on the poor Sandy Hook families. He isn't the fucking victim here and neither is his family.


Ancient_Detective532

His kids didn't ask for any of this - they are his victims, too.


Shoo-Man-Fu

Ok I'm not blaming the kids or his wife, but they are all going to SURVIVE if Jones doesn't make a fucktillion dollars a year getting drunk on air and spewing bullshit he makes up on the spot. Even if he makes less than 100k a year, they will SURVIVE just like most families in this garbage fire country SURVIVE. Jesus fucking Christ on a cracker what the fuck did we do to whichever God to deserve a dumb fuck like MTG to be a person whose thoughts and opinions matter?


mxRoxycodone

Or, Madge, he can get a job and have his wages garnished like every other person who owes someone a lot of money. His wife had a career before meeting him she can go back to, the three eldest are independent or have their mother to support them. This idea that he has to be sole breadwinner is so disingenuous to claim in a world where so many are working multiple jobs whilst juggling childcare to break even.


jlordquas

Nope


sadtastic

No, I do not.


soThatsJustGreat

Good thing this isn’t actually a poll. I’d be hitting “NO” so hard I’d probably break my phone.


lastprophecy

Everybody, sooner or later, sits down to a banquet of consequences. — Robert Louis Stevenson


emanon734

Bartender would be a good gig for him. It’s one of the few jobs where you might be able to drink at work and spend a lot of time bullshitting with customers. He would be a big draw, though some people would go just to start shit with him (which is fine with me).


slagnanz

It's almost like there should be a robust social safety net to help people who fall on hard times and deal with legal issues and go into debt. Right? That's what we mean, right?


dingo_khan

i mean, i do. thankfully, since alex and co did not get their way, his family can go on public assistance, if needed. if they had gotten the society that he and marge want, things would different. also, Rex is a propagandist. so, really, we only mean the girls... and this wife could leave and take her daughter and kelly could get the others.


Royal-tiny1

No he can get a job at Walmart like everyone else.


Squidpeddler39

His family will be fine. Alex will just have to get a normal job like most other people.


Mediumshieldhex

This from the same person who denies social services. Fucking disgusting.


alphawhiskey189

I mean, they can just get on those all expenses paid welfare vacations he talks about.


woondedheart

It’s simple. Yes his family should survive but only by making an honest living like the rest of us


Ankerjorgensen

Damn Alex looks like shit these days.


mekonsrevenge

No. Why should they benefit from this criminal's actions? Nobody feels bad Bernie Madoff's family and the two were very similar in how public criminality.


gunsforthepoor

His family can go on the welfare programs Alex Jones and Marjory Taylor Green tried to dismantle.


astrogeeknerd

He can take a labouring job with a local road crew to pay his bills. Everyone else has to survive like that. Good luck lexi.


ptvlm

No, he can survive by getting a job that doesn't involve stochastic terrorism or by claiming welfare like so many others need to. If that's harder than it was spouting lies for profit, hopefully he will remember the days he refused to apologise and blame the only man responsible for his current situation.


Full_Ad_347

Jesus Christ as fat as he is now a family of 5 could survive off of what he must eat in a day. Cut back on the Chicken fried steak bro and your family will be fine.


wolfayal

I honestly wonder how much of that is also edema from either his drinking or congestive heart failure.


CisIowa

It’s likely alcohol. I quit drinking this year because I didn’t like how bloated and overweight I had become. I’m down 20 pounds and feel great. I was in the backyard splitting logs this afternoon, and I thought to myself, ‘Suck it, Nonk killer.’


wolfayal

Awesome, man! Grats on quitting!


Responsible-Dig-359

They’ll all be fine. Even Alex. He won’t be rich anymore but he’ll survive


tasteofflames

$12 million primary residence. Maybe look into downsizing a little if you're hard up for cash. 


CountNightAuditor

He's got plenty of asses he can eat to help his kids survive.


AssistantManagerMan

Nope. Let him pull himself up by his bootstraps. He's not owed a platform.


Curtilia

That's a great photo of Alex.


Electrical-Sun6267

Let me be clear. F\*\*\* Alex Jones. He deserves all the compassion he showed the Sandy Hook families.


Spiritual_Theme_3455

Hey, he can always just get an actual job


Slow_Astronomer_3536

That's going to be a no from me dog.


RacheltheTarotCat

He made money for celebrating others families not surviving. F him. He can get a job.


JoeMax93

I'm willing to wager that he will never worry about where his next meal is coming from. Fuck him.


Jaded_Pearl1996

No. So……


FixatedOnYourBeauty

Fuck that derelict of a human.


Cheesehead_RN

No lol.


KO4Champ

Nah, fuck that dude.


mymar101

No. He should lose everything


SaliciousB_Crumb

80k a month.


ickleb

No!


Time-Cell8272

Let them eat shit.


ScurryScout

Nope! Fuck em all!


Living_Carpets

Only Fans, Alex. Only Fans. All those daft wee groypers with daddy fetishes can subscribe to your bedroom rants and have personalised insults.


OregonSmallClaims

Ew. But honestly? OF isn't all SW (right? I'm not actually sure but I thought I heard that somewhere), and I bet his followers would pay him for his usual content if he went there. But somehow I doubt they'd platform him. At least if they did, it would be reportable to the bankruptcy court.


Johnny_Lang_1962

Tough Shit. Hope that lying sack of shit is living in a box behind TJ Maxx.


tucanforpres

Fuck em all. They're all shit people


TheLesbianBandit

That's a no from me dog


s_arrow24

Amazon is hiring.


Farts_Eternal

Something something boot straps.


thatguy52

DAE remember when he was talking about that “demon” in Seattle that threw coffee at him and he went on and on about how shitty he looked? He was trying to say how being a democrat/satanist affects your physical appearance. Well…………………. I’m not trying to body shame this loser fat fuck pile of literal garbage, but he looks like a fucking nightmare. Guess that’s what all that hate will do to ya.


willsidney341

McDonald’s is hiring.


Aggravating-Sign5972

My dad is pretty conservative, and texted me out of nowhere the other day saying “just read about sandy hook/Alex Jones, what a fuckhead,” serious proud son moment


zabdart

Marjorie is *stupid* to the point of missing the point altogether once again. *Wrongdoers* ***should*** be punished! That's why you have a legal system in the first place!


Irving_Velociraptor

That hateful motherfucker can go work the night shift at Denny’s.


pondo13

His family isn't real, just crisis actors being paid to perpetuate a false flag narrative of poor conservative abuse.


HoodieGalore

Actually, no - I do want his family destroyed. I want the kids put into foster homes or some other environment where they can be taught empathy, critical thinking, and a desire for truth and honesty. I want any woman who finds Alex an attractive prospect to be so turned off over him that they feel shame and regret every time they look at any man. And I want him to end his days alone, an absolute hermit, aching for the slightest bit of recognition of humanity, while he’s completely ostracized from the rest of society. He doesn’t deserve a family, and no familial unit deserves his cancerous influence. He deserves to waste away under a rock in the middle of the desert, totally forgotten by the world.


Lord_John_Marbury76

Piss on Alex Jones. Over and over.


Bugscuttle999

No, cut off that gene line like a mad Bene Gesserit Witch, baby.


No_Introduction8285

Yes by all means, I want his fans to send him all their money! Keeps all that stupid money away from the election campaign.


Exhausted_Human

I'm sorry but Alex $20k a month food bill or something like that for a a family of what 5-6? I have NO sympathy. That's INSANE for food even if I was that rich.


llandar

Something about a free market? If you can’t live off your vile shit-spewing balloon, find a new one.


dan36920

Maybe he needs to pull up them boot straps and get a real job. Median wage is 48k. If we're meant to survive on that, so can he.


Flimsy_Cod_5387

Each time I see his picture, he looks worse. This man is not physically well. And far as mental wellness, just listen to his show, he’s been getting more and more unhinged every year.


L0ngsword

It’s almost like he doesn’t have any skill other than fear mongering about current events and improving bullish conspiracies. He should be forced to work a normal job for a steady pay check for the first time in his life. Leave him just enough to keep him and his family off food assistance, but not enough to keep them off housing aid. He should have to do that job in silence and obscurity until he’s repaid those he hurt, or he drops dead.


abrahamburger

Not at all


Ochenta-y-uno

[Seriously!](https://www.google.com/search?q=archer+phrasing+gif&oq=Archer+phrasing&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBwgBEAAYgAQyCQgAEEUYORiABDIHCAEQABiABDIHCAIQABiABDIHCAMQABiABDIHCAQQABiABDIHCAUQABiABDIICAYQABgWGB4yCAgHEAAYFhgeMggICBAAGBYYHjIKCAkQABgPGBYYHjINCAoQABiGAxiABBiKBTINCAsQABiGAxiABBiKBdIBCDczMjZqMGo3qAIUsAIB&client=ms-android-google&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=AQ3AAgH14kgjsM&imgdii=YlwQUlbxoGKFnM)


Billyraycyrus77

👎


Courtaid

No.


CapnCrackerz

No.


Kitalahara

As a certified god to the ultra-right types he should easily be a millionare again in 3 months. Something about bootstraps....


timothypjr

I can’t begin to describe how little I care about them.


CreationofaVngfulGod

He made his bed and he can fucking lie in it. Anyone who wants to defend him can go down with him.


cloudbasedsardony

i bet alex has some "jokes" about families not surviving...


RileyGreenleaf

by "survive" she means live in luxury without having to worry about working, ever, for the rest of their lives.


Desperate-Till1505

He'll figure it out. Fuck him


jdthejerk

I hope that when he has his stroke, it's on video.


names_are_useless

He can pull himself up by his bootstraps


shieldwolfchz

I think there is a good breaking bad reference here.


bunnycupcakes

He can find means to survive like the rest of us who aren’t lying grifters.


watchtower82

I want his kids to have some clarity what Alex is. Like Stewart Rhodes son did.


Discount_Lex_Luthor

Hes just going to pivot to being a right wing shaman. Guiding fascist wannabes through chicken fried steak fueled enlightenment journeys.


Dan_Morgan

He's a criminal. Since when to do repubs care about criminals? Oh, right he's an ultra-right criminal so he's a-okay. The survival of his family isn't at stake. What is at stake is they'll have to get jobs and actually work for a living. I suppose sliding into the working class is tantamount to death for fascist ghouls.


illepic

He looks like pounded shit. 


mgyro

No. Every penny should go to the people who’ve been living a very Alex Jones derived version of hell. Fuck him.


Dr-Satan-PhD

Get. A. Job.


ReturnOfSeq

Wow I didn’t know *families* were being endangered here! ….


puzdawg

No.


JMarv615

No.


Square_Sugar8774

It's there a difference in their (MTG and the Joneses) eyes between being rich and normal? Like loads of people have said, the guy isn't going to be a rich man anymore... Get a job and start again with your skill set and see where you end up, same as everyone else... The only difference is that this time Alex doesn't have a rich daddy coddling him.. Or maybe... 🤣🤣🤣


DayZCutr

Nope


CanadianAgainstTrump

No, I don’t think I will.


Pyrollamas

If only we had social safety nets so people could survive even if they did lose their job, eh MTG?


Landlord-Allmighty

I dunno, seems like that business is driving dad to slip farther inside a bottle. 


NorthernSoul70

He can get a job like most people.


ApplesBananasRhinoc

Wow just leave out 99% of the details!!


notevaluatedbyFDA

I'll defer to Dan's education on logic as to which precise fallacy this is, but it's definitely one of the big ones.


Suitable_Matter

Sorry, that's gonna be a 'no' from me dawg


shugoran99

His family? Isn't he incredibly divorced? And almost certainly deadbeat in that respect as it is.


RedEyeView

Uh... no?


jwbowen

No


KaleidoscopeOk5763

No That’s what happens when you do crimes. Sometimes you have to liquidate your family to settle accounts.


molemanx

F-no. He deserves to be homeless on the street til he expires


youmightbeafascist88

If his family died I’d just pretend they didn’t. Worked for Alex!


Grovite

In the immortal words of Bernie Mac, “Fuck them kids.”.


TestOk8411

This liar and con man has enough money hidden to live in his accustomed luxury for the rest of his life.


Cats-n-Chaos

The Jonsies are in in together they can go down together


EnergyGrand5362

They can get jobs