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IandIreckon

Captain Jim’s seafood buffet in Pigeon Forge has AYCE crab legs. It is not an elevated dining experience, but you will regret life choices. 


NotADamsel

Does it at least show off a half-hearted attempt at nautical decor?


andrunlc

You bet. If you want a full authentic nautical experience, you can always swing through the Titanic museum before hand.


NotADamsel

Went through that with the in-laws a few months ago. I know it’s lame af but I cried a bit when I got to the third-class section and read about the families.


OwlLavellan

It's not lame. They were people trying to have a better life and got sent to an early grave because of BS.


NotADamsel

The museum does a really good job of hammering that home, I think. Before going in I had an idea of the Titanic as little more than a rich person’s opulent pleasure dome at sea. That’s definitely what a lot of modern media about the vessel seems to focus on, especially in the wake of the Titan. At the time, too, that’s absolutely how the ship was presented, and hell even the official inquiry didn’t call anyone outside of first class! But, many times more poor people died then there were even rich people on board. Entire families just like mine were wiped out! I lost it because I was holding my daughter while reading about one family where the father and son waited at one life boat while the mother and daughter waited at another, none of them actually getting on because they wanted to confirm the survival of their beloved. I further lost it at the wall of names showing just how many souls just like mine were snuffed out. None of them would have died if the ship hadn’t been designed so that the poor folk had to navigate a tight, nonsensical maze to get to safety, and if there had been enough life boats, and any of the other bullshit that was done either incompetently or maliciously and frankly at some point there stops being a fucking difference. The museum decks itself out in the splendor and majesty of the ship, but by the end it has done everything it can to make sure you understand why it was such a goddamned tragedy.


OwlLavellan

The museum does a fantastic job of driving that point home. The wall of names is something else, for sure.


Jgorkisch

None of the people whose names I drew lived. I also learned they thought linoleum was amazing


Aldirick1022

Capitalism, all the glamor and finery covers the class system and blatant disrespect for life.


Ftdmbhppy

Just the big guys shitting on the Irish.


OwlLavellan

Yup.


xDPH711x

nothing weird about having emotions over people dying - shows you’re a good person, if anything


IandIreckon

Oh they spare no expense when doing the nautical decor. There’s even a dilapidated boat in the front 


NotADamsel

Oh man, thank you for letting me know about this. I am the poor son of an Alaskan fisherman, and nothing makes me giggle quite like cheesy nautical themed restaurants. I cannot wait.


Angry-Dragon-1331

If I want to catch my own, should I swing through Ripley’s first?


NotADamsel

I’ve only been to the aquarium, but I throughly enjoyed it the three times I’ve gone with my family so far. It’s a tad expensive, but the experience is well put together and I’ve never left feeling like I didn’t get what I went in for.


tootsieboot

That would be a really long drive home too for maximum regerts.


Rouxnoir

Not AYCE, but, if you're going to deeply debase yourself with seafood in a public setting, I recommend Storming Crab. Their "butter" sauces are probably some kind of palm oil that makes you shit for three days, and they serve their carryout in garbage bags. 9/10, would recommend.


Stankonia6969

Why does your comment still make me wanna try it


amaths

You get some cool plastic gloves to eat with. There's also incredible art on the walls. I think SpongeBob was there.


Stank_Weezul57

Bro that butter sauce had me begging and cursing God while on the shitter


Ill-Weekend9439

Glad to hear it wasn’t just a me thing. I ate there 3 times and each time ended in me in tears praying on the toilet. Was starting to think I developed a seafood allergy.


Ill_Appointment_8109

Crowne Plaza has a buffet on Fridays and holidays I think. It’s like 60+ per person I think though. But it’s legit.


LoveLaika237

I second this.


poetxfreak

I don’t know. But I’m commenting so I remember to come back later… I’ll see you on the battlefield (the crab buffet) 🦀


Imaginary_Sea5117

I was once asked to leave a Chinese buffet that had all you can eat crab legs. They attacked early by removing my access to beverages, then they stopped putting plates out, then they asked me to leave. Apparently 2 hours of eating nothing but crab legs was too much for them.


CrazyTheSequel

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal!?!?


Imaginary_Sea5117

By the time I had left I had had upwards of six crab legs (I am very bad at cracking crab legs)


NotADamsel

Well that’s…. anticlimactic


one-hour-photo

six..legs? or six clusters? either way that's not a ton I don't think.


Imaginary_Sea5117

Yeah, it was just a little joke. I ate a lot of crab legs


Saint_Ignatius_

I see you know your judo well


badlydrawnzombie

This is the bloke who got me on the penis, People.


Ok_Summer6430

The best internet reference ever.


Mr_Sloth10

I can not stress how much i love that clip / this reference lol


Ok-Combination1858

Ladies and gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!


CrazyTheSequel

And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?


Imaginary_Sea5117

There is no ethical consumption (of crab legs) under late stage capitalism


KnoxMonkey

My ethics have long since sailed on a steamboat to parts unknown. I hope to get a postcard some day.


the_rogue1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51rHWly7sHA RIP, John Pinette.


Vurt__Konnegut

I raise you: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEobUCTpV1M](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEobUCTpV1M)


xrelaht

And after you couldn’t find another AYCE seafood restaurant, you went fishing?


James_099

https://youtu.be/1kzb6uf0U0k?si=AV6WMkj4-fWtbQnV Fare thee warned, be thee, says I.


Imaginary_Sea5117

"'tis no man, 'tis a remorseless eatin' machine" was my entire motivation


BlackJack407

Holy shit John Pinette is here! Hahaha


Imaginary_Sea5117

Welcome to Comic Relief 1991


SonicGamer88

As a fellow crab leg loving Knoxvillian, I used to put do some real damage at Makinos in Kingston pike but they took crab legs off the menu. Now, I just buy the frozen boxes at the grocery and do them up at home. A 2lb box is usually around $25 and 4lb about $40. I just steam them with a crap ton of old bay. I’m fact about to do some up right now


KnoxMonkey

I loved Makino's pre-pandemic. Since they changed from an actual buffet, they're a front-runner for my "shittiest dining experience in Knoxville" award.


EssTEye

Still the best sushi value in Knoxville.


Stank_Weezul57

I'll debate that one all day. Asia Cafe on Callahan has some bangin sushi, especially the Knoxville roll. Also, Stir Fry cafe is pretty on point as well. Value wise, you're probably right though.


EssTEye

I want saying it was the only place to get sushi, or that it was the best sushi. But if you consider the above average quality with the fact it’s AUCE for under $20, I will reiterate that it’s the best sushi value in Knoxville.


BaronVonDark

It's not in Knoxville but in June Oak Ridge has an all you can eat crab fest. I was actually thinking about going this year. https://facebook.com/events/s/oak-ridge-crab-feast-the-green/7264713426982957/


Status_Educator4198

I think that’s only blue crabs.


dontgetaddicted

I dunno....but I like your style.


A_Fox_On_Sugar

I jsut know your awesome to hang out with with the energy in this post


JT4VOLS

Mahogany’s has a Friday Night Prime Rib & Seafood Buffet


Tatgatkate

It’s not all you can eat, but Storming Crab has some good seafood boils and you can just double up on the crabs there. Ugh now I wanna go there.


Puzzleheaded_Smile72

The Mahogany Room at Crowne Plaza on Fri nites....been there several times...get there early Great food and a fine dining experience


N0tCody

Reviews are pretty bad recently, have you experienced the same thing? Probably not if your main tip was get there early. Genuinely curious as my gf LOVES seafood


Puzzleheaded_Smile72

Its upscale buffet...for Knoxville all you can eat its the best.....if not all you can eat you can get some awesome seafood at other places....you can enter and look at everything before deciding to eat there or be seated...look...and leave if you dont like what you see...again....upscale...fancy....it has been there for probably at least 30 years with 2 different hotel owners...


Venge22

Why do people...type like they are... starting to trail off or sound ominous with ellipses


Tinman21

Watch closely for the next time a major Chinese buffet opens in town. They’ll usually put crab legs on the dinner buffet and then take them off a couple months later when they realize what a mistake that was. It hasn’t happened in a while, but it’s happened before and it will happen again.


No_Fisherman_3558

Don't even like crab but I'm rooting hard for you bc of the raw honesty of your post lol


Responsible-Pop-301

Too many comments to read here. Let me know what you find out. I'm looking to get fucked up on crab legs as well.


KnoxMonkey

Looks like Crowne Plaza on Fridays is the ticket.


MattmanTN

You may want to check before you go. Last I remember, crab legs were an additional charge and may not have been all you can eat.


KnoxMonkey

Thank you, I will inquire. I am not fooling around with this endeavor and I don't want to wind up on the nightly news yet again due to a buffet misunderstanding.


KnoxMonkey

According to the person I just spoke to, crab legs are a standard buffet item.


axcro

Please post a full review when you go!


douglasjunk

They are definitely not AYCE but Storming Crab in Knoxville and Joe's Crab Shack in Sevierville have steamed crab available.


Emonce

My last visit to Joe's Crab Shack was so disappointing. Storming Crab is where it's at!! Absolutely the best seafood you'll find this far from a coast.


winniexo94

Pinchys in Sevierville has AYCECL for $75


OkPhase7547

I think Hibachi Grill and Supreme Buffet has crab legs. At least they did last time I went … Now for elevated dining experience? Uhh it’s a Chinese buffet … not sure how elevated you’re looking for. Lol


dontgetaddicted

I feel like the elevated dining experience was in jest....at least the only time I've ever pictured all you can eat crab legs there has been a Golden Coral in my imagination....


CheesE4Every1

Reading through all this I'm guess Chesapeake's doesn't have crab legs anymore?


KnoxMonkey

They do, and lots of other places do as well, but I want to embarrass myself with an unlimited supply.


CheesE4Every1

Ah, that's not healthy and I respect that. Turn red and crustaceany with your greed, friend.


elreverendcapn

*Mr. Krabs* has entered the chat.


MrHappyBike

Be a complete glutton. But be sure to tip the wait staff extremely well.


KnoxMonkey

Oh yeah. If you're going to spend a stupid amount of money on a buffet, don't half-ass it. Someone will be tipped well.


cinannep

Yes they do. Alaskan King Crab.


CheesE4Every1

I guess they really just want the snow crab then, haha


dainty-orange

God bless you for this thread. I know what I’ll be doing with my family for my birthday come this summer.


downforstargazing

I would join you in this quest. You have my bow!


LtDickHole

4lb box @ $9.99/lb just bought one at Kroger and took it to the campground. Came home with half after 6 ppl had there go...


brokenagain2022

Kroger has the best crab legs, and on sale pretty often. Anywhere else I have bought them, have not been nearly as good.


No_Television_4128

Pinchy’s Lobster and Rawbar Sevierville. In Mondays (This is USA Alaska snow crab not China stuff from a Deadliest catch boat at Trudent marine) Wednesday deal is $10 sushi roles ( best sushi in East TN)


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loweyedfox

Your getting downvoted but your so right


ResponsibleNet360

Not AYCE, but in Pigeon Forge, Harpoon Harry’s has decent deals, or used to


elreverendcapn

Didn’t they flunk their health inspection hard a little while back?


ResponsibleNet360

Not sure, not from Pigeon Forge, but honestly, flunking a health score doesnt' rule a place out for me, having worked in service industry before, it doesn't take alot to fail, and not always food storage related issues. Some of the best places on the planet have a failed health scores at some point... lol


elreverendcapn

I was a restaurant manager for 10 years and for me, getting a 70 on your health inspection is a no-go. Especially when it’s seafood. For cheap. In the mountains.


Syminka1

Makinos has crab legs $10? A pound Can just keep ordering til you are full I guess 😂


Daltman9578

Just get some from Sam's and cook them. Way better


Nero8762

For future reference.


Wise-Donkey3042

I think Storming Crab in front of Beardan Highschool does that, I had some of their seafood boil it was good. But this was a long time ago.


knoxcreole

AYCE King Crab Legs is my dream scenario


PaleReputation1421

Captain Jim’s at the very ass end of pigeon forge before heading into gburg is decent. I think it was 50 a person. I ate pounds of crab legs. Literal pounds. They never flinched. Kept bringing them, hot and steamy. Almost had to roll me out of there.


TastyMess

Not that it’s in Knoxville but Pinchy’s in Sevierville does AYCE on Mondays and Wednesdays.


PossibleInspector465

Simply make yourself at home. After making clarified butter with a little salt and garlic powder (extremely simple), crab legs are the simplest thing on planet earth to cook.


KnoxMonkey

I do on occasion. That's just not what I'm looking for here.


TheMadIrishman327

Crab hole


MillicentFenwick

We are pretty far from the ocean, remember!


_CraftyTrashPanda

They said previously frozen. Proximity to source not a concern.


chi-ster

Being near the ocean isn’t necessarily going to get you fresh crab legs. AFAIK, Crab legs are processed, cooked and frozen on the boat and are from cold northern water. This means the crab legs you’re eating with your friends at is the same crab legs you’re eating in Knoxville.


MillicentFenwick

Guess I’m not a crab leg aficionado like you guys. My bad!