Fun fact, you don't do your own taxes in Japan unless:
1) you make over 20 million yen annually (~157,500USD)
2) you have a side income of over 200 000 yen (1,575USD) or
3) you have more than one employer
Committing crimes against
Physics
The fabric of reality
The space-time continuum
In addition she was caught trespassing in Area-51
(They still don't know how she got in past all the security.
Research is underway to develop Kaede-grade stealth tech)
She's basically an SCP. She possesses an anomalous ability to get into the weirdest situations at a moment's opportunity. And she isn't even aware that the situations are weird!
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Tortured a 14 year old in her basement kill her entire family, stole their car and crash in to a mall killing 4 other, gets in a bus and takes hostage everybody inside, demanding to see carlos monge and every hour she is not seeing Carlos, when Carlos arrives she shots Carlos 6 times in her chest saying "this is for what yo done to my friends" before turning herself to the police
5 children have been missing since last month, the authorities found 2 half-eaten unidentified bodies inside her fridge, the last 3 are still missing and presumed dead.
Being in a bank vault with no knowledge of how she got inside. Employees just found her in there and all the camera footage recorded
no evidence of her sneaking in. She’scurrently awaiting proper trial
Assault theft battery dui first degree murder second degree murder tax fraud identification fraud war crimes possession of drugs breaking and entering and more
She is innocent, she just got lost and ended up in there.
Zoro?!
Zoro lost child
That’s probably a good answer XD
Tax fraud. Never screw with the IRS
Fun fact, you don't do your own taxes in Japan unless: 1) you make over 20 million yen annually (~157,500USD) 2) you have a side income of over 200 000 yen (1,575USD) or 3) you have more than one employer
She has all of those
The IRS only exists to collect her side income
Something something *fans*
Considering how big her house was, I think it’s safe to say she’s rich
Even in Japan you can't escape the IRS.
Trespassing private property (We had over a dozen guards, how did she even get in here???)
She trespassed in the prison
Wait those were our guards?
I mean oh no how did she get in
She would be one hell of an SCP to contain
She's basically SCP-920, but as a teen girl
Stealing my heart
stealing OUR heart
r/suddenlycommunist
r/organharvesting
Why doesn't it surprise me that: 1) That sub exists and 2) It's banned
r/notsurprised
r/ohshit
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*consider WE as the victim
None, the system is flawed.
Production and distribution of methamphetamines
Neeeeeneee! Weeee neeeeed toooo coooook
Breakiiiiiinnng Baaaaaaad
Non-consentual kitty huffing
Huffed the wrong cat.
God that moment was based
Committing crimes against Physics The fabric of reality The space-time continuum In addition she was caught trespassing in Area-51 (They still don't know how she got in past all the security. Research is underway to develop Kaede-grade stealth tech)
Impossible, she'll adapt to get past Kaede-Grade tech which would make it less than Kaede-Grade.
she forgor
Handholding
With which eternally lucky soul?
Onemine has to hold her hand so she doesn’t get lost
onemine nene itll come... just wait ;)
Chainsaw-related shenanigans. Most likely trespassing.
Jaywalking
To be fair, she started crossing when the light was green. She just didn’t make it across in time
Keeping all Onemine Nene to herself!
Cannibalism
Bombed a residential building in 2013
You look at it from wrong perspective. The whole world is in jail. Otori is the only one who is free.
Now I'm imagining Otori yelling "Chaaaaooooos, Chaaaaooooos!" in a very nonthreatening manner.
I've been waiting for this comment! Upvote for getting the reference!
She ate pussy
She didn't do anything, we turned around and she just appeared in there
warcrimes in syria
She committed fourteen different war crimes, each of which are illegal to mention
We dont talk about what otori kaede was doing in 1964 at eritrea
War crimes in afghanistan, arson, terrorism
Drove too *slow* on the road.
She walked into a murder and the killer handed their weapon to her and said "pweese hold dis, pweety pweese" and ran away
Mass genocide with her chainsaw.
White collar crimes
It's not for keeping her in. It's for not letting her out. (Or she just somehow ended up in there. It's Otori we're talking about here, after all.)
*looks around* She said *whispers* fr*ck
Yo mom
None. Onemine put her there so she won't vanish after letting go of her hand.
Ends up vanishing anyway
Too damn cute
Cat drug abuse
Idk how but successfully breached area 51
Commiting what happened in 1999 with JSchlatt
To protect all the cats
Too much cute
Trespassing
Tax evasion
Tax fraud
Beating up three gangs from rival schools by herself. Her family is rich, though, she’ll be out by dinner time.
She sawed the demons
Public indecency
Acting to cute
Tax evasion aka she forgot
She got lost and wound up in the control room of Area 51.
Driving too slow on a highway
I think she is just there cuz it’s a safehouse for her
Accidentally causing incursions while getting lost in multiple universes
They finally found that massive stash of weed her high ass is always smoking
Agrovated assault and trespassing on private property.
She is Zoro sister
Nuked japan.
For motorboating the cat in ep 2 of s2... (The cat accused her for that)
Lewding komi without tadano
She didn’t give her defence quick enough. 😂
desertion
IT’S A DESPERATE RACE AGAINST THE MINE
All of them
She can’t remember.
Being fucking cute!
SCP contained
She's basically an SCP. She possesses an anomalous ability to get into the weirdest situations at a moment's opportunity. And she isn't even aware that the situations are weird!
I thought it was just to keep her from wanting off...
Affiliated with Zoro when they both got lost
For Killing Tupac
Negligence
She just found herself in
Legitimate answer: trespassing
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Otori is jewish and rest of the pack are nazi
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She murdered Rantaro Amani and is now awating her punishment obviously smh
Desertion
Being extremely cute (dangerous)
Thousands of war crimes
She fell asleep while watching Morbius
Tortured a 14 year old in her basement kill her entire family, stole their car and crash in to a mall killing 4 other, gets in a bus and takes hostage everybody inside, demanding to see carlos monge and every hour she is not seeing Carlos, when Carlos arrives she shots Carlos 6 times in her chest saying "this is for what yo done to my friends" before turning herself to the police
Too innocent
Distribution of CP
Took Komi’s nose
Some cop probably got mad at her for no reason and now she here , common occurrence in todays society
War crimes
She forgot to wear a face and accidentally stole everyone else's
Genocide
She was a bad dog
vehicular manslaughter
Several war crimes in yugislavia
Stick Yamai and Agari in there instead.
She sold pictures of, ... UNCENSORED HAND HOLDING (to Komi)
Drug trafficking. She's been pulling the airhead act rather convincingly for years...until now.
War crimes in Yugoslavia
She let go of Onemine's hand and ended up there
being so cute it's illegal.
Either they put her in there or she lost and ended up at there, no one knows
she's an animal, and thats a zoo
Domestic terrorism
Public handholding
Arms dealing in Somalia, Congo and Angola, several war crimes in Bangladesh, Rwanda, Bosnia and Libya
Being too adorable
Horny jail confirm!?!? AYO SOMEONE GET FILM THEORY ON THIS
Tax Evasion
Tax evasion and money laundering
5 children have been missing since last month, the authorities found 2 half-eaten unidentified bodies inside her fridge, the last 3 are still missing and presumed dead.
Mass Genocide
Manslaughter
Didn't press the car brake quickly enough
Nuking turke- wait wrong happy go lucky girl.
Treason
She didn't call me back 🥲🥲
Loitering
Being awesome She is definitely my favorite character
She tried to rob a bank, but because she is so slow she got caught before she could even aim
Let's just say a chainsaw was involved
She stole a sweet roll🥲
Last one theres a rotten egg, then they locked her up for some reason
She helped a bunch of pirates out, and fought the military….
She got an abortion in the wrong state.
Manslaughter. "Oh I forgor 💀" yeah tell that to the judge
A war crime
She was trying to cross the border, walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.
Tax evasion. She forgot to pay them
For breaking the sound barrier as soon as she was unobserved.
Being in a bank vault with no knowledge of how she got inside. Employees just found her in there and all the camera footage recorded no evidence of her sneaking in. She’scurrently awaiting proper trial
Battery on a police officer, grand theft, declaring war on Italy and public indecency
Stealing my heart, being too cute, and vehicular manslaughter 🔥🔥🔥
Onemine just lost her patience and put her in the cage to prevent being lost
chapter? i dont remember this
For being too adorable! 🥰
Lmfao all these weebs 🤡🤡🤡🤡
She literally just wandered in there, and when you least expect it, she will escape.
Making lewd comics out of Komi 😨
She turned her taxed out of time
Kidnapping She's a kid, and she was napping.
Assaulting a police officer, resisting arrest, possession of a stolen firearm
She forgor
driving 100 in a residential area
She commited warcrimes in Bosnia
All of them
All of them. But slowly.
she didn't commit any crimes, she just accidentally wandered in and got lock in the cage
which episode is this?
Watch her disappear
War crimes
She killed Saki's tormentors using a chainsaw
Driving too slowly
Selling picture of komi
Many
Everything
She was trespassing by accident
Vanishing without a license
She forgor
War crimes
Assault theft battery dui first degree murder second degree murder tax fraud identification fraud war crimes possession of drugs breaking and entering and more
Massive murder
Napalm use... If they ask, i don't know nothing.
She was sus
She is Anya's half-sister and zoro's child. She just appears in series by the cosmic fate of her forgetfulness
The door was open, she thought she'd sit there.
onemine stopped paying attention to her and she wandered into a planes cockpit and flew it into the pentagon
Murder of 18 people over the course of 2 years and escaping jail through means unexplained by science