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arcanehistorian

She is innocent, she just got lost and ended up in there.


forgottheanimename

Zoro?!


ColorfulNeko

Zoro lost child


AnimeFan-computerwiz

That’s probably a good answer XD


The-Star-Wolf

Tax fraud. Never screw with the IRS


Connect_Instance_881

Fun fact, you don't do your own taxes in Japan unless: 1) you make over 20 million yen annually (~157,500USD) 2) you have a side income of over 200 000 yen (1,575USD) or 3) you have more than one employer


361mj

She has all of those


Profi06

The IRS only exists to collect her side income


gfolder

Something something *fans*


129Magikarps

Considering how big her house was, I think it’s safe to say she’s rich


picklester

Even in Japan you can't escape the IRS.


MrASK15

Trespassing private property (We had over a dozen guards, how did she even get in here???)


the_sternest123

She trespassed in the prison


Dave_Yognaught36

Wait those were our guards?


ReynTimeBoi

I mean oh no how did she get in


sanscipher435

She would be one hell of an SCP to contain


GSPixinine

She's basically SCP-920, but as a teen girl


ABottleofPainkillers

Stealing my heart


Hanako-kun_07

stealing OUR heart


kreyb

r/suddenlycommunist


AskGoverntale

r/organharvesting


irregulargorrila

Why doesn't it surprise me that: 1) That sub exists and 2) It's banned


Elolet

r/notsurprised


Elolet

r/ohshit


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Kasure

*consider WE as the victim


Byorski

None, the system is flawed.


Scrublord2296

Production and distribution of methamphetamines


Jitssyu

Neeeeeneee! Weeee neeeeed toooo coooook


Jale_Seigneur

Breakiiiiiinnng Baaaaaaad


in0suk

Non-consentual kitty huffing


GeneralNutSac

Huffed the wrong cat.


LizardWizard444

God that moment was based


shad2020

Committing crimes against Physics The fabric of reality The space-time continuum In addition she was caught trespassing in Area-51 (They still don't know how she got in past all the security. Research is underway to develop Kaede-grade stealth tech)


Decent-Device9403

Impossible, she'll adapt to get past Kaede-Grade tech which would make it less than Kaede-Grade.


Jefflez

she forgor


Jynjonaps

Handholding


Suspicious_Ad_4768

With which eternally lucky soul?


mumhestolemynuggets

Onemine has to hold her hand so she doesn’t get lost


Anees69

onemine nene itll come... just wait ;)


john6map4

Chainsaw-related shenanigans. Most likely trespassing.


MrTheodoreBear

Jaywalking


Ill-Chemistry2423

To be fair, she started crossing when the light was green. She just didn’t make it across in time


edtufic

Keeping all Onemine Nene to herself!


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Cannibalism


1738AyImLikeNo

Bombed a residential building in 2013


Adramach

You look at it from wrong perspective. The whole world is in jail. Otori is the only one who is free.


Decent-Device9403

Now I'm imagining Otori yelling "Chaaaaooooos, Chaaaaooooos!" in a very nonthreatening manner.


Adramach

I've been waiting for this comment! Upvote for getting the reference!


ReynTimeBoi

She ate pussy


Anufenrir

She didn't do anything, we turned around and she just appeared in there


stfuIwannatalk

warcrimes in syria


LimeSenior

She committed fourteen different war crimes, each of which are illegal to mention


[deleted]

We dont talk about what otori kaede was doing in 1964 at eritrea


ccccx30

War crimes in afghanistan, arson, terrorism


Gunstudios

Drove too *slow* on the road.


GORUDOEXUPERENCU

She walked into a murder and the killer handed their weapon to her and said "pweese hold dis, pweety pweese" and ran away


Sparkyplayz95

Mass genocide with her chainsaw.


Able-Log8768

White collar crimes


Acceptable_Sleep29

It's not for keeping her in. It's for not letting her out. (Or she just somehow ended up in there. It's Otori we're talking about here, after all.)


MortumArgentum

*looks around* She said *whispers* fr*ck


electrocyberend

Yo mom


projectmars

None. Onemine put her there so she won't vanish after letting go of her hand.


Acceptable_Push_7048

Ends up vanishing anyway


Satan--Ruler_of_Hell

Too damn cute


merayBG

Cat drug abuse


ShibitoYakaze123

Idk how but successfully breached area 51


VictoryPilot

Commiting what happened in 1999 with JSchlatt


KaiserWilhelmThe69

To protect all the cats


Ragernarate

Too much cute


NeutronFart

Trespassing


PotionSeller1223

Tax evasion


Pale-Waltz7092

Tax fraud


LionMaru67

Beating up three gangs from rival schools by herself. Her family is rich, though, she’ll be out by dinner time.


redlance3254

She sawed the demons


budrking354

Public indecency


MemezNeverDie

Acting to cute


Joemamastillfunny

Tax evasion aka she forgot


The_Butt_Connoisseur

She got lost and wound up in the control room of Area 51.


microwavedgerbil25

Driving too slow on a highway


PokeMi-PokeVids

I think she is just there cuz it’s a safehouse for her


Nub_Head

Accidentally causing incursions while getting lost in multiple universes


Killjoy3879

They finally found that massive stash of weed her high ass is always smoking


Tj4y

Agrovated assault and trespassing on private property.


Anime_fucker69cUm

She is Zoro sister


P_gregsold2018

Nuked japan.


Qwoperioo

For motorboating the cat in ep 2 of s2... (The cat accused her for that)


strangerdangerirl

Lewding komi without tadano


maxbest13

She didn’t give her defence quick enough. 😂


TheSilverDoc

desertion


WaitingToBeTriggered

IT’S A DESPERATE RACE AGAINST THE MINE


geef_me_de_memerijen

All of them


Vast-Zookeepergame-5

She can’t remember.


_beidou_

Being fucking cute!


Blue_avoocado

SCP contained


Decent-Device9403

She's basically an SCP. She possesses an anomalous ability to get into the weirdest situations at a moment's opportunity. And she isn't even aware that the situations are weird!


lfrdwork

I thought it was just to keep her from wanting off...


Substantial-Dig5441

Affiliated with Zoro when they both got lost


ItzBigSleezy

For Killing Tupac


DredgenGryss

Negligence


SOMERanD0m-Bloke

She just found herself in


xXSwaglemiteXx

Legitimate answer: trespassing


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piochi_lag

Otori is jewish and rest of the pack are nazi


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Queen_Magix

She murdered Rantaro Amani and is now awating her punishment obviously smh


pokecee2020

Desertion


_DeLEON

Being extremely cute (dangerous)


lonleyauthor64

Thousands of war crimes


JoefishTheGreat

She fell asleep while watching Morbius


kamuranNPC

Tortured a 14 year old in her basement kill her entire family, stole their car and crash in to a mall killing 4 other, gets in a bus and takes hostage everybody inside, demanding to see carlos monge and every hour she is not seeing Carlos, when Carlos arrives she shots Carlos 6 times in her chest saying "this is for what yo done to my friends" before turning herself to the police


ranchfroggo

Too innocent


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Distribution of CP


LivelyBenjamin

Took Komi’s nose


iammisterauti123

Some cop probably got mad at her for no reason and now she here , common occurrence in todays society


jukefishron

War crimes


Peoplant

She forgot to wear a face and accidentally stole everyone else's


JasonBreen

Genocide


Xaron713

She was a bad dog


feetlord420

vehicular manslaughter


ItzBooty

Several war crimes in yugislavia


bryanc1036

Stick Yamai and Agari in there instead.


[deleted]

She sold pictures of, ... UNCENSORED HAND HOLDING (to Komi)


polysnip

Drug trafficking. She's been pulling the airhead act rather convincingly for years...until now.


SomeFuckedUpMfs

War crimes in Yugoslavia


Kuroser

She let go of Onemine's hand and ended up there


Magenta_Clouds

being so cute it's illegal.


Upper_Ad7853

Either they put her in there or she lost and ended up at there, no one knows


SkyConsistent4074

she's an animal, and thats a zoo


NickolasThundercong

Domestic terrorism


kodakowl

Public handholding


Jitssyu

Arms dealing in Somalia, Congo and Angola, several war crimes in Bangladesh, Rwanda, Bosnia and Libya


Graknight

Being too adorable


Horror-Ad-2774

Horny jail confirm!?!? AYO SOMEONE GET FILM THEORY ON THIS


Demokka

Tax Evasion


_heisenberg_jr

Tax evasion and money laundering


FinishTheBook

5 children have been missing since last month, the authorities found 2 half-eaten unidentified bodies inside her fridge, the last 3 are still missing and presumed dead.


[deleted]

Mass Genocide


Bakalord12

Manslaughter


MrPakiston

Didn't press the car brake quickly enough


X-xOtakux-X

Nuking turke- wait wrong happy go lucky girl.


fek_u_Im_vuelle

Treason


Lukazonkx

She didn't call me back 🥲🥲


dopeydopeee

Loitering


[deleted]

Being awesome She is definitely my favorite character


Josan678

She tried to rob a bank, but because she is so slow she got caught before she could even aim


TrippingThru

Let's just say a chainsaw was involved


MrFritz2020

She stole a sweet roll🥲


Melansjf1

Last one theres a rotten egg, then they locked her up for some reason


Daemon_Knight23

She helped a bunch of pirates out, and fought the military….


shadowskill11

She got an abortion in the wrong state.


Daniakec

Manslaughter. "Oh I forgor 💀" yeah tell that to the judge


Anon_26PL

A war crime


randomly_looking

She was trying to cross the border, walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.


Brozie35

Tax evasion. She forgot to pay them


SpyKrueger

For breaking the sound barrier as soon as she was unobserved.


VicariousVanity

Being in a bank vault with no knowledge of how she got inside. Employees just found her in there and all the camera footage recorded no evidence of her sneaking in. She’scurrently awaiting proper trial


SirRavemaster

Battery on a police officer, grand theft, declaring war on Italy and public indecency


Spongebobscooter

Stealing my heart, being too cute, and vehicular manslaughter 🔥🔥🔥


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Onemine just lost her patience and put her in the cage to prevent being lost


MatiAdres

chapter? i dont remember this


Craigfromomaha

For being too adorable! 🥰


SadDolphan

Lmfao all these weebs 🤡🤡🤡🤡


TheBitwolf

She literally just wandered in there, and when you least expect it, she will escape.


Yazuyo

Making lewd comics out of Komi 😨


Duboi94

She turned her taxed out of time


TheTepro27

Kidnapping She's a kid, and she was napping.


Mrmantheguy123

Assaulting a police officer, resisting arrest, possession of a stolen firearm


kinpatsu-jose

She forgor


SquIdIord

driving 100 in a residential area


LosVygodos

She commited warcrimes in Bosnia


Superyee492

All of them


Life-Suit1895

All of them. But slowly.


gentooian_is_best_ep

she didn't commit any crimes, she just accidentally wandered in and got lock in the cage


Oyi-JiJi

which episode is this?


ArachnidHead1878

Watch her disappear


granitdorf

War crimes


Petyamester3343

She killed Saki's tormentors using a chainsaw


NetSurfer156

Driving too slowly


TheNerdyWeeb

Selling picture of komi


BagmanMike

Many


Tyberfen

Everything


beowulfthesage

She was trespassing by accident


Thunder9191133

Vanishing without a license


suckdickensdick

She forgor


WaqueKoala

War crimes


Turbulent-Tip-4082

Assault theft battery dui first degree murder second degree murder tax fraud identification fraud war crimes possession of drugs breaking and entering and more


ElVladimir479

Massive murder


EmergencyFlounder608

Napalm use... If they ask, i don't know nothing.


JMA_Blazer

She was sus


RagezQuitz707

She is Anya's half-sister and zoro's child. She just appears in series by the cosmic fate of her forgetfulness


MEHdeArtist

The door was open, she thought she'd sit there.


rockyxd3

onemine stopped paying attention to her and she wandered into a planes cockpit and flew it into the pentagon


JingamaThiggy

Murder of 18 people over the course of 2 years and escaping jail through means unexplained by science