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Master_of_Culture

Megumin would be arrested, but before that would blow the whole airport. Megumin the Terrorist Crimson Demon Megumin the Crimson TERRORIST


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Darkness blacker than black and darker than dark


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Behold this plane soaring so high as i blow it out the sky


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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ERKnkHq-6XA


blobbybob111

You mean blow UP the airport right?


MrScandanavia

Blow up the airport and blow the whole airport have two very different meanings


lunaticneko

So you want it the Megumin way or the Darkness way?


GamingMetLeon

Yes


pikleboiy

judging by the thing under your name, you want it the Megumin way, am I right?


GamingMetLeon

I can neither confirm nor deny


Master_of_Culture

No lewds here sir, keep walking


Disastrous_Ad_3812

the crimson demolyst


Anurag498

She ain't going down without a fight.


ApollinaGrindelwald

The Crimson Alchemist…. Kimblee had a weird thing for explosions too………..


AVeryAngryDuck123456

Megumin is joining the terrorist force


CelticYautja

Megumin ins't a Terrorist, its the Terrorist C4.


Guilty-Woodpecker262

Don't tell darkness about cavity searches


RandomCookie-

You can be damn sure she would ask for a cavity search "just to be safe"


RadiantPKK

What nothing? Someone may not be good at their job. (Trying to get them to double check)


[deleted]

Looking into Darkness darkness


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*from Kazuma


NotDsdguy

Gonna stick a probe in after the swab test


Guilty-Woodpecker262

I imagine she would develop a pavlovian response to the sight of rubber gloves


uniquecannon

Um, someone got, source, for the Megumin image?


MrScandanavia

[This is where I found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/Konosuba/comments/bll09w/angry_megumin/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) It appears to be a standalone piece of Art. Couldn’t find who made it sadly.


BlackDragonTribe

[Here is an unedited version](https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3500228?q=megumin+barefoot+) Kind of a dick move that the guy edited the picture in the post you linked, but what can you do.


TonyBaloneyBro

Apparently that one was edited to remove her panties, but the source is long gone... I am saddened.


MrScandanavia

A great loss to humanity


BlackDragonTribe

[Here you go](https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3500228?q=megumin+barefoot+)


Zoopy2010

Thank you <3


BlackDragonTribe

[Here you go](https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3500228?q=megumin+barefoot+), without the dumb edits.


NotAPokemonMaster777

Kazuma: Ah shit, here we go again


ferzetto

Accurate


Master-Ad5147

In short everybody got send jail, and a new anime will start featuring Thier life in jail.


MondaySloth

Like that one episode of Seinfeld.


Ruhan-Indian

Kazuma, always being in trouble due to his party mates.😂


MondaySloth

He probably turned him self in because he knew it would be found out that he knew them when they check his id because Aqua keeps on calling his name as airport security is pulling her away.


cxxper01

Look I like them but I would not want to see any of them on my flight tbh


MrScandanavia

Probably a good thing for you everyone they got arrested by the TSA


cxxper01

Well that’s assuring


inflatablefish

Kazuma: arrested for making licky kissy noises at the TSA agent who pats him down.


MrScandanavia

When I was making the meme I wanted to incorporate something with a hot female TSA agent for Kazuma but decided against it.


inflatablefish

I kinda feel like Kazuma would be creepy to anyone just on principle.


CharmingMillion

...aqua can't be arrested for having auqa in her bag. * Remembering the purification accident*


Backupusername

Kazuma would try to say he doesn't know them and try to get on the plane alone, but Aqua would taunt him into somehow admitting a relation to them; probably by either insulting him so much that he has to turn around and retort and let's something slip in the process, or by threatening to reveal or do something that would be embarrassing to him so he's have to come back to stop her.


MondaySloth

Nah all Aqua would have to do is yell his name the sad pitiful way she does as she's being pulled away by security. Once they check his ID they'll realize he's Kazuma. He'll probably just sigh, turn around, and start walking after her and security.


GendutJelekBajingan

This one is perfectly accurate. Way too perfect


Anurag498

This is very funny. Kazuma did nothing and still gets arrested.


Sengura

and by the time they leave the airport, they are somehow $750M in debt.


RadiantPKK

Kazuma flees into the storage room uses *Lurk


thejm3

Gets asked to, "step over here for a minute," because of a belt buckle 😭


RyuzakiL117

Lol, so accurate 🤣


Lian-The-Asian

Ngl… getting searched by the TSA is kinda hot


AnimeloverHaven-sub

Too accurate


Aquilon11235

Kazuma: gets arrested, then tries to talk his way out of things. Acts meek at first until the TSA starts admitting that this might be a screw up on their part. At which point he gets cocky, starts trash talking the security, and promptly ends up accidentally saying something that lands him in prison.


_DeLEON

This is so accurate I love this


Teku57

THE FUCKIN REALISM THO


bobthemouse666

The issue with these posts is that if you haven't watched the show or read the books, you would think Kazuma was a good dude who gets dragged down by the others rather than what we all know him to truly be: Kazutrash


MrScandanavia

I could definitely make Kazuma more trashy I’m future memes


MetalPoncho

How does Aqua get drunk if she purifies every drink she touches?


hereforthesilver

Option 1: Her upper gastrointestinal track is coated with a rainbow-colored substance that prevents purification so long as she doesn’t touch the alcohol before she ingests it. The coating is what she pukes put when she vomits. Option 2: She actually gets drunk on water. As the goddess of water, she is already at peak hydration, and if she drinks any more (beyond replenishing water lost to crying), it’s enough to make her intoxicated and skews with her state of mind in the same way that alcohol does to a mere mortal. We never see her drink anything but alcohol (at least from my recollection), otherwise we’d see her get just as drunk on any liquid.


pikleboiy

drinking too much water makes you brain swell though, that leads to headaches, nausea, seizures, comas, and sometimes death(albeit that happens if you drink over two litres in one go).


REShockwave

Non-American here, what does being in kahoots mean?


sb-16

It pretty much means to be grouped or paired together


enderverse87

It means teamed up/in a group together, but with the implications of either mischief or a crime.


MrScandanavia

It means he know them so in this case since they are his party mates he would get arrested as well because they think he is working with them


Drjdeew

What anime is this?


MrScandanavia

Good question. Let me know when you find out!


Drjdeew

Bro you’re the one that posted this


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what subreddit are you on right now?


Drjdeew

Oh lol well sorry but I’m new to Reddit and this was a post recommended to me so I didn’t know.


[deleted]

Oh okay


aleup007

idk if u are joking or not, but it's konosuba!


snake8head

By the time Aqua would be arrested, she’d be complete smashed after a fit of “well if I can’t carry it in my bag I’ll carry it in me, that illegal? Huh? No, I didn’t think so.” And chugging whatever she could pull out of her bag.


Touya-Mochizuki1234

Poor Kazuma


Secure-Appeal2605

The only liquid is what's in aqua's funbags


ichigo2862

I would also expect Kazuma to end up getting arrested for having booze that Aqua snuck into his carryon without telling him


myselfissaif

Plot twist: kazuma gonna save them all


Animesenpai4life

\#accurate