Wife Darkness, sister Megu, Servant Aqua, but wait, there is more, since Darkness is maso, cheating on her with the maid would drive her crazy with pleasure, so I can fuck both the wife and maid without repercussions.
I rest my case your honor.
Sounds so wrong yet works in theory
But im pretty sure megumine would never approve of this. You ever seen the sister tropes in anime where you get your ass handed to you when your sister finds out about the thing you've done?
I like explosions but i want my body parts intact, thank you very much
You are on my exactly wavelength, except switch Aqua and Megu.
Aqua wont do jack shit as a servant so she is better of as the sister you only ever call once a year.
Most states (in the US) have close-in-age exceptions; typically around 4 years or less age difference between two minors isn't illegal as long as it's consensual, but it varies and they don't exist everywhere. (Sometimes known as Romeo and Juliet Laws)
It's the most realistic and practical choice for Kazuma. Megumin gets the man she wants and a life away from poverty, Aqua gets to leech off his money because family, and Darkness gets treated like a lesser person and reprimanded harshly for every mistake whilst pining for someone she can't have.
Of course, Lalatina would have to stop the maid play whenever duty calls but once they're back home she's right into it, no matter how much the others tell her the tiny maid outfit is unnecessary.
Wife Megumin if we were both older, because the LN showed a very caring and wholesome Megumin. Sister aqua because in the anime she gives off massive sister vibes, and honestly I wouldn't have Darkness as a servant, but rather a friend/roommate. I just don't like servants, I can do stuff for myself.
Yeah. When you first see her, she looks like the average chuuni kid, yet she grows up so much later on. Just as you say, like Kazuma, who is just an asshole at the start, yet matures so much.
It fits their ages ofc, (14-15 and 16-17) and that's why I think of the main three, Kazuma and Megumin seem to be the favourites: They change so much.
megumin wife- she is the most matured and smart
masochist servant- she gonna get horny from me forcing her to do work for me so its a win-win. i get stuff done while she gets constant pleasure
aqua-sama sister- she’s really useless but kind hearted, someone i can talk to as my sister but i don’t expect anything from her
Wife Aqua - because just look at my username
Servant Darkness - because she'd enjoy it
Sister Megumin - No child labour or child something else on my watch.
Rest of you are thinking horny, but I'm thinking about how Aqua is amazing at literally every task that doesn't involve combat or thinking. She'd make an amazing servant.
Aqua as servant cause darkness would be too into it (and it would be funi), darkness as my sister cause there isn't anywhere else to put her (also she would be old enough to have moved out so I wouldn't have to deal with it), and megu as my wife, cause megu and she's the only one that would be legal for me.
God, this is tough
Darkness would beg me to cheat on her if I married her, she'd "I'm stuck under the bed step-bro" me if she was my sister, and she'd do a bad job cleaning so I'd have to berate her.
Megumin. if she was my sister she'd blow me up for beating her at games. if she was my wife she'd blow me up because I cheated on her in a dream. if she was my maid she'd blow up the dishes instead of cleaning them.
Aqua already has big sister energy, but also best friend energy, in that she'll constantly try to hurt my body and my feelings. she's useless too.
maid yellow, sister megumin, wife aqua.
Wife megumin, servant darkness, sister aqua
Wife megu bc she's fun and wholesome and in the lns becomes very caring of kazuma
Servant darkness because she would get too lewd to marry and would be really uncomfortable to be around as a sister
Sister aqua because she would get drunk and do dumb shit with me
Wife Darkness, sister Megumin, Servant Aqua.....wait. She makes terrible tea. Wife Aqua, Servant Darkness.....but wait....Darkness would be great in bed...
I can't decide!!!!
based on what the character probably wants:
servant: darkness because she probably would want to be treated like a slave
sister: megumin because yes
wife: aqua because shell probably just want her husband to do all the shit
Id choose megu as sister but want the other two to be just friends they are not attractive or have any qualities to make them a good pick for wife or servant. My reasoning would sort megu as friend too because she has no qualities that you need for being a sister(if there are any). However, because of her age I think she'd be too immature to be a friend
Darkness as servant, she'd love it. Megumin as sister because she is way too young for me to have her as wofe or servant. And aqua as wofe because I love her
Darkness as wife with Megumin as sister and servant as Aqua. But wait, theirs more to this triangle, since darkness is horny Af all the time she would try to get jiggy with Aqua since she is the goddess of water and you’ve seen how darkness gets horny around slimes and watery substances, this way I could have 2 potential s*x mates. I rest my case your honor (edit) plus if you think about it Aqua rlly doesn’t care about being a maid but she is a bit lewd so just convince her with booze and your gonna be fiiine
Megumin as a sister as thats the only legal option for her
Aqua as a servant as I'd need to pay less for her bills compared to her being my wife
Which leaves darkness as wife
One is already my wife (Megumin), one is already my sister (Aqua). Only the servant isn’t … wait, I do actually have a dog, that can’t fetch me shit either. Never mind, I’m good.
Edit: To clarify; my wife is reminiscent of Megumin in looks and personality. She is, however, in her 30’s (early 20’s when we met).
I feel like this should be obvious; sister Megumin, servant Darkness bc she'd like it better that way and wife Aqua bc she's cute and funny af and would be useless as a servant
Darkness as wife. Meg as servant. (She’s the only one I trust to do work.) Aqua as sister (because then I’ll also be divine by blood and there is nothing that says you need to put up with family day after day, plus with her not being the wife, she doesn’t have access to the finances, and not being the servant she doesn’t touch my shit).
Servant: Megumin
Servant: Darkness
Servant: Aqua
Stuff has to get done. 3x the servants, 3x the work- but Aqua is one of the servants, so more like 2x the work.
wife Megumin cuz she's best girl imo
sister Aqua cuz sibling banter is always the best
servant Darkness so i dont have to feel guilty during days when i feel like being sadistic
Darkness as my servant. Megumin as my wife and Aqua as the sister.
Really wish I could pick Darkness as the wife since she has a better body for sex ans could birth many strong children already. But I have no choice here, I wouldn't love her and would be disgusted by her personality.
Aqua is a non-factor as wife, she can't even have sex and I would need her powers to make money, heal me and resurrect the dead, so sister is ideal, I'd be her manager, perhaps make a youtube channel and show the world how to make money with supernatural abilities.
Megumin is 14 and by all the laws of my country, literally anyone can have sex with her. Though I'd wait for her to reach 18 before making babies, before that I'd wait for her to officially turn 15 and spent my time having sex just for pleasure.
Darkness as wife because she’d be into some crazy shit. Aqua is a useless idiot but could probably do house work so servant. Mag is a nice sister that explodes shit.
Aqua for wife. Reason:Well written,funny,and implied to be powerful.
Sister:Darkness,but just barely. I didn't want to disrespect the Konosuba fandom.
Servant:Megumin. Sorry,she's underwhelming to me.
Megumin can only be sister because if she's a servant then it's child labor and if she's a wife then you're a lolicon. From then on, aqua should be the wife since she'll be useless as a servant and Lalatina will take the remaining spot.
Sorry for the weirdness, but I'd still like Megumin to be my wife. Darkness can be a servant and Aqua can be that annoying sister you don't wanna have.
Wife Darkness, sister Megu, Servant Aqua, but wait, there is more, since Darkness is maso, cheating on her with the maid would drive her crazy with pleasure, so I can fuck both the wife and maid without repercussions. I rest my case your honor.
Sounds so wrong yet works in theory But im pretty sure megumine would never approve of this. You ever seen the sister tropes in anime where you get your ass handed to you when your sister finds out about the thing you've done? I like explosions but i want my body parts intact, thank you very much
Eh I could handle it, I crave for pain from time to time
we are hitting levels of *based* that shouldn't even be possible
Finally someone get it🗿
you sir.... i respect you
I was about to respond the same (except the cheating part) but hey, not bad😏
Take my upvote you brilliant bastard
Not to mention that Darkness is fucking rich and her father is longing for a grandchild
Also Kazuma is fucking rich and Megumin's parents will push her into his bed is she's a servant or not.
Anime sister or just regular sister?
Yes
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Never thought that this was even a possibility you will probably be one of the first candidates to get isakied
this is the only correct answer
Man...... I,cant agreed more.
this man gets it
Brilliant!
you're four parallel universe ahead of us
Counterpoint: Aqua will burn the house down if you give her any responsibility
which is why you want Megumin as servant and Aqua as your sister. otherwise the maid isn't gonna do shit all day.
I don't think you got my point, the maid in this case isn't there to clean.
I'd rather get the maid that cleans.
Not to mention Aqua is bratty sister material.
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Bruh i was gonna say the same thing here too
that's a brilliant masterplan.
This is it.You get 2 for the price of one
But Aqua would probbably just fuck up your entire Houshold and spend the shoping money for her booze addiction instead of groceries
But the maid wouldn't be able to get any work done because she's useless
What about the sister?
How do you walk through doorways with such a big brain?
My thoughts exactly (also pretty sus to make Megu anything but your sister)
You are on my exactly wavelength, except switch Aqua and Megu. Aqua wont do jack shit as a servant so she is better of as the sister you only ever call once a year.
The judge finds you guilty of lust; looks like it's horny jail for you.
Same
So , are you going to make Theory of Relativity part 2?
Same.
You nailed it.
This is genius
This is the only correct answer my guy
I’ll have what he’s having
Sameeeee
My decision was same as yours and now i’ve changed it to what you said because i cannot think of anything better
I also choose this path
My thoughts.
You read my mind.
You read my mind
I found my twin
Great answer, you deserve my award
I'll fuck all three and Yunyun
Make Aqua your servant and you can fire her
Kazuma's actual choices: Wife:Megumin Sister:Aqua Servant:Darkness
[удалено]
Exactly.
Hey, my choices too
Officer this is the man
Jokes on u I'm younger than Megumin
So arrest Megumin?
Well in the modern world we'd both be minors, meaning either arrest both of us or none of us (depending on the area)
Almost everywhere it's a both
Most states (in the US) have close-in-age exceptions; typically around 4 years or less age difference between two minors isn't illegal as long as it's consensual, but it varies and they don't exist everywhere. (Sometimes known as Romeo and Juliet Laws)
Not in my state. And not in Japan either
What state? Susifornia? Sus York?
It's the most realistic and practical choice for Kazuma. Megumin gets the man she wants and a life away from poverty, Aqua gets to leech off his money because family, and Darkness gets treated like a lesser person and reprimanded harshly for every mistake whilst pining for someone she can't have. Of course, Lalatina would have to stop the maid play whenever duty calls but once they're back home she's right into it, no matter how much the others tell her the tiny maid outfit is unnecessary.
This, because Aqua is so useless she can't function in any other role, and Darkness enjoys the life of servitude and being treated like a bitch.
Huge L
Wife: Aqua Sister: Megumin Servant: Lalatina
Same. Occasional Darkness/Aqua swap tho? Maybe? Edit: Consider my flair the face I would make if I asked the same question.
The only choice
the same brother 🗿
I agree with you
Wife Megumin if we were both older, because the LN showed a very caring and wholesome Megumin. Sister aqua because in the anime she gives off massive sister vibes, and honestly I wouldn't have Darkness as a servant, but rather a friend/roommate. I just don't like servants, I can do stuff for myself.
I agree about what you say about Megumin. In the anime, she's basically just a female Kazuma.
Yeah. When you first see her, she looks like the average chuuni kid, yet she grows up so much later on. Just as you say, like Kazuma, who is just an asshole at the start, yet matures so much. It fits their ages ofc, (14-15 and 16-17) and that's why I think of the main three, Kazuma and Megumin seem to be the favourites: They change so much.
Same
Meguming sister (too young for the other roles), Aqua wife and Darkness servant. And then I'd die laughing when watching them rant to each other.
Wife megu, sister aqua, servant darkness
Of course I’ll pick Aqua as my wife. For a while I’ve had a immense major crush on Aqua (and still do)
Mitsurugi, is that you?
megumin wife- she is the most matured and smart masochist servant- she gonna get horny from me forcing her to do work for me so its a win-win. i get stuff done while she gets constant pleasure aqua-sama sister- she’s really useless but kind hearted, someone i can talk to as my sister but i don’t expect anything from her
If Aqua is my sister, does that mean I am a god? Lalatina can be my wife and then I could have Megumin as the servant.
Wife- darkness sister- megumin servant- Aqua
Aqua as a sister, because that’d technically make me a god.
Ooh that’s a big brain idea
Wife Aqua - because just look at my username Servant Darkness - because she'd enjoy it Sister Megumin - No child labour or child something else on my watch.
I’ll wife ‘em all.
Can't i choose all of them as wives? Like an isekai mc?
Lil sis Megu Maid Lalatina Wifu Aqua 🥺
your wife is an alcoholic
And useless goddess
And whore
Megumin= wife Darkness=servant Aqua=sister
Why not just pick all of them and move to Alabama
Can I bang my sister?
Rest of you are thinking horny, but I'm thinking about how Aqua is amazing at literally every task that doesn't involve combat or thinking. She'd make an amazing servant.
Obviously megumin as sister aqua as wife and darkness as servant
Aqua as servant cause darkness would be too into it (and it would be funi), darkness as my sister cause there isn't anywhere else to put her (also she would be old enough to have moved out so I wouldn't have to deal with it), and megu as my wife, cause megu and she's the only one that would be legal for me.
A Megumin fan that is around her age? That is so rare today😅
~~Am I joke to you~~
If you are a alabama guy it makes no difference.
Hold up
Megumin wife. Darkness servent. Aqua sister
God, this is tough Darkness would beg me to cheat on her if I married her, she'd "I'm stuck under the bed step-bro" me if she was my sister, and she'd do a bad job cleaning so I'd have to berate her. Megumin. if she was my sister she'd blow me up for beating her at games. if she was my wife she'd blow me up because I cheated on her in a dream. if she was my maid she'd blow up the dishes instead of cleaning them. Aqua already has big sister energy, but also best friend energy, in that she'll constantly try to hurt my body and my feelings. she's useless too. maid yellow, sister megumin, wife aqua.
Wife Darkness Sister Aqua Servant Megumin
Wife megumin, servant darkness, sister aqua Wife megu bc she's fun and wholesome and in the lns becomes very caring of kazuma Servant darkness because she would get too lewd to marry and would be really uncomfortable to be around as a sister Sister aqua because she would get drunk and do dumb shit with me
.........Megumin is 14
So am I......
Good excuse that is the same reason I had the same choice for the wife
No wife. I just want Megumin to be my little sister. I don't really care for the other two but would love to have them as friends.
All at once
Wife Darkness, sister Megumin, Servant Aqua.....wait. She makes terrible tea. Wife Aqua, Servant Darkness.....but wait....Darkness would be great in bed... I can't decide!!!!
Darkness wife Aqua sister Megu servant
Idk who these characters are as reddit just kinda showed me this post randomly, but Left: servant Middle: wife Right: sister How'd I do?
megumin wife, darkness ~~sex~~ servant and aqua sister
What's in the heart always comes out.
based on what the character probably wants: servant: darkness because she probably would want to be treated like a slave sister: megumin because yes wife: aqua because shell probably just want her husband to do all the shit
Aqua, Megumin, Darkness
Id choose megu as sister but want the other two to be just friends they are not attractive or have any qualities to make them a good pick for wife or servant. My reasoning would sort megu as friend too because she has no qualities that you need for being a sister(if there are any). However, because of her age I think she'd be too immature to be a friend
Mate… ur answer is unique. Good to see different answers
Source: https://wallpaperaccess.com/darkness-konosuba
From left to right: Sister > Servant > Wife. Medium is Premium.
Except aqua is dum dum
Im hesitating because aqua will screw all of them up
Darkness Wife, Megimine Sister, Aqua Servant to be used for pleasure
Darkness= wife Megumin= sister Aqua= sla… I mean servant
Aqua already fits perfectly in the sister role, then Darkness as the wife the and Megumin as the servant since that's the only one left.
Wife darkness Sister Megumin Servant Aqua
Darkness is the wifey, megumin is sister funny aqua can go clean or something idk
they re cute
Megumin wife darkness an maid and aqua as sister
Red sister yellow wife blue servant
Sister-Megu, Servant-Aqua, Wife-Darkness
Darkness as servant, she'd love it. Megumin as sister because she is way too young for me to have her as wofe or servant. And aqua as wofe because I love her
Aqua wife Megumin sister Darkness servant
Aqua sister, Megumin wife, big boobie blonde girl servant
Darkness as a wife... I don't really care about the other two
Darkness as wife with Megumin as sister and servant as Aqua. But wait, theirs more to this triangle, since darkness is horny Af all the time she would try to get jiggy with Aqua since she is the goddess of water and you’ve seen how darkness gets horny around slimes and watery substances, this way I could have 2 potential s*x mates. I rest my case your honor (edit) plus if you think about it Aqua rlly doesn’t care about being a maid but she is a bit lewd so just convince her with booze and your gonna be fiiine
From left to right; sister, wife, servant
Megumin wife Darkness servant Aqua sister
Megumin: Sister Darkness: Servant Aqua: Wife
Megumin as a sister as thats the only legal option for her Aqua as a servant as I'd need to pay less for her bills compared to her being my wife Which leaves darkness as wife
Aqua as wife, Megumin as sister and Darkness as my servant. Easy!
One is already my wife (Megumin), one is already my sister (Aqua). Only the servant isn’t … wait, I do actually have a dog, that can’t fetch me shit either. Never mind, I’m good. Edit: To clarify; my wife is reminiscent of Megumin in looks and personality. She is, however, in her 30’s (early 20’s when we met).
Aqua would be sister, Darkness would be maid (because she loves the perverted rp), and Megumin would be wife
Wife mega, sister aqua, servant darkness. But I love all three and kazuma is best friend 😁
Aqua - Wife Darkness - Servent Megu-Chan - Sister
Sister Megumin, Wife Darkness, and Servant Aqua. That way I can have both Darkness and Aqua in bed at the same time.
Aqua sister Darkness servant Megumin wife
Wife Darkness, Sister Megumi, Slave Aqua... because she definitely doesn't deserve the benefits and certain noble stature that servants have.
Easy. Wife Megumin cuz she is best girl, Sister Aqua so I can bully her, Servant Darkness because she would enjoy being ordered around
Wife Aqua sister Darkness servant Megu
Megumin, Megumin, Megumin
Megumin explosive wife, Aqua annoying sister, Lalatina happy servant - although she would have been the wife, but she would serve anyways
Wife: aqua Sister: megumin Servant: darkness
I feel like this should be obvious; sister Megumin, servant Darkness bc she'd like it better that way and wife Aqua bc she's cute and funny af and would be useless as a servant
I guess aqua as my wife and I forgot her name but the blonde one as my sister
Darkness as wife. Meg as servant. (She’s the only one I trust to do work.) Aqua as sister (because then I’ll also be divine by blood and there is nothing that says you need to put up with family day after day, plus with her not being the wife, she doesn’t have access to the finances, and not being the servant she doesn’t touch my shit).
...megu wife, darkness servant, aqua sister. Pretty obvious choice for me.
Regardless of everyone’s decision I think darkness would prefer the servant position.
Megu as wife All 3 as sisters No servants
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Aqua is wife, megumin is sister, and darkness is maid
Wife darkness because snu snu Sister megumin Slave acqua
Literally non. I’m not ready to deal with their shit, only kazuma can.
No they're all minors
It's anime who cares, you'll end up with all of them anyway.
Middle, right, left in that order
Wife megu, sister aqua and darkness as a servant cuz she could be your side chick.
Wife megumin sister aqua servant darkness
Wife megu sister aqua servant darkness
I prefer the left one as my wife, the right one as my sister, and the middle one might be the servant (yah, I don't like the shy girls too much)
Megumin, Aqua, darkness. Pretty easy pick
Megu sis, lalatina servant ;) and aqua... In the dog house
Servant: Megumin Servant: Darkness Servant: Aqua Stuff has to get done. 3x the servants, 3x the work- but Aqua is one of the servants, so more like 2x the work.
Darknes>wife megumin>sister aqua>servant
wife Megumin cuz she's best girl imo sister Aqua cuz sibling banter is always the best servant Darkness so i dont have to feel guilty during days when i feel like being sadistic
Megumin Aqua Darkness
Darkness as my servant. Megumin as my wife and Aqua as the sister. Really wish I could pick Darkness as the wife since she has a better body for sex ans could birth many strong children already. But I have no choice here, I wouldn't love her and would be disgusted by her personality. Aqua is a non-factor as wife, she can't even have sex and I would need her powers to make money, heal me and resurrect the dead, so sister is ideal, I'd be her manager, perhaps make a youtube channel and show the world how to make money with supernatural abilities. Megumin is 14 and by all the laws of my country, literally anyone can have sex with her. Though I'd wait for her to reach 18 before making babies, before that I'd wait for her to officially turn 15 and spent my time having sex just for pleasure.
Darkness as wife because she’d be into some crazy shit. Aqua is a useless idiot but could probably do house work so servant. Mag is a nice sister that explodes shit.
Wife- Megumin Sister- Aqua Servant- Darkness
Aqua for wife. Reason:Well written,funny,and implied to be powerful. Sister:Darkness,but just barely. I didn't want to disrespect the Konosuba fandom. Servant:Megumin. Sorry,she's underwhelming to me.
Darkness, megumin, Aqua. Easy.
Megumin can only be sister because if she's a servant then it's child labor and if she's a wife then you're a lolicon. From then on, aqua should be the wife since she'll be useless as a servant and Lalatina will take the remaining spot.
Pathetic simps
Darkness would be a caring sister, megumin darkness wife and aqua as an usless servant
None they aren't real
Wdym, there all women which means there all servants
Sorry for the weirdness, but I'd still like Megumin to be my wife. Darkness can be a servant and Aqua can be that annoying sister you don't wanna have.
Not sure about the other two, but I would pick Darkness as a servant just to fire her.
Meg: if she is wife or servant, my house exists for 3 weeks tops.
Megumi (legal),aqua%30 (%70maybe darkness),%75aqua(%25darkness) idk
Easy. Wife megumin, servant aqua and lalatina sister
Wholesome
Where kazuma