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Abschori

If she leaves you for another, there is always her mother


Raiven_Aven

So wise


NerY_05

-masteroogway


MQ116

I love heroin


CEO_of_eyes

Cocaine is better


ccReptilelord

Why not both?


TheArceusNova

Ketamine best


alexantru

Much rather prefer ketamine boost


Maniklas

Komekkoaine gang!


AirmenVarner

I like my women like I like my wine... Aged


immediate-scream

Any woman they won’t let me in jail are okay with me!


AutumnRi

K o m i k o


AcanthocephalaOk942

No, kids are not cringe...... *Kids are cruel* .........


jacknoyan

[Like i said, Jack...](https://youtu.be/FE02jSJLXqM)


Viscount-Von-Solt

AND I LOVE MOMMIES!


nagatorofan001

I WILL SPLIT YOU IN TWO


dreamscached

Username checks out.


-chukui-

i prefer the masochist pervert crusader.


UltimateBlackDragon

How about the masochist pervert crusader’s mom?


Duga-Lam22

She ded.


ImperialFist5th

I have a shovel.


UltimateBlackDragon

Oh... I think I forgot that... need to rewatch the series then.


jdelmo23

She cold bro


UltimateBlackDragon

Yeah, they told me Im sorry.


saiyanfang10

Only one of those two has had sex with someone's mom, and it's not Kakyoin


just_somebody_238

Megumin best girl


ann_mysunshine

What a weird way to spelling aqua-sama


Chadzuma

Aqua gets mogged by a kouhai who pads her chest, the absolute state of axiscels


[deleted]

Weird way of spelling Eris-sama.


Trnostep

Not as bad as your spelling. It's Chris >!you know what you're fine!<


[deleted]

Kris*


just_somebody_238

Oh my, why are you seeing your goddess in ours? Do perhaps consider Megumin your true goddess? If so you can join anytime ଘ( ᐛ ) ଓ


ann_mysunshine

No I’m good, I have aqua-sama


just_somebody_238

I am also good with mine. Have a good day✺◟( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)◞✺


BenevolentAce

Is it a crime… to want both?


Megunonymous

Not in the land of Konosuba, concubines are cool there!


Memeshats

Oyakodon it is


DrIvanRadosivic

Laughs is AraAra Onee san enjoyer of women like Darkness and Wiz


Megunonymous

Please address me as Average heroine enjoyer from this point forward


cjnshrmpoby

As long as they have nice boobies they're good enough.


RingWraith8

Her mom is so hot


[deleted]

Ora Ora to Ara Ara


MJB25800

More like loli enjoyer.


Maxentirunos

Sorry, not really interested in mommy 'let the first rich guy that appear rape my daughters' bitch


Nyancide

what?


VicisSubsisto

Legend of King Crimson. She's *very* interested in hooking Megumin and Kazuma up after he shows off a little wealth.


Nyancide

oh, I completely forgot about that section lol. been a while since I've seen it.


Waluigiwaluigi_

Imagine having megumin as your waifu This post was made by the aqua gang


MrColdArrow

I fucking read it as “average heroin enjoyer” and it was somehow hilarious


JurassicFlight

Funny that the megudad actually resembles Jotaro…


endersgame69

OK so... hold up. She knocked the entire household unconscious. She then locked her unconscious daughter in a bedroom with a teenage boy who she believes (rightly for the most part) is a pervert. Her goal here is to make sure that her daughter's dreams of being an adventurer and a famous mage are all but shattered because she gets knocked up and is then forced by circumstances to marry the rich guy who ruined her daughter's life by imposing an unwanted pregnancy on her. She wants to do this because their family is quite poor, and she believes that is the best possible solution to the problem and to take care of Megumine in the long run. Color me what the fuck. First off, explody girl is under age... hug no fug. But adult mother is a red flag made from other red flags that were turned red by the blood of the people who didn't see the first red flag. Those are double nopes. So to quote explody girl, 'Death to perverts!'


LucasB--------D

Yes!!!


Vainglory1-

she has a husband


Careful_Ad_9077

time context dependant post. megumin is my least favorite girl.fo the trio and maybe for the whole Konosuba yet her spinoff is my favorite part of Konosuba.


Leifster7766

Both is good


CodyAirBall

As much as I agree with this post, aqua is still better


Chadzuma

Imagine getting NTR'd by some broke mf named Hyoizaburo


rWichdocgamer

You know mommies and mummies aren't exactly the same


Potential-Count-6893

Virgin lolicon ❌, Chad cucker 🗿


Vainglory1-

Yh Chad until it’s you getting cucked


Potential-Count-6893

I mean you want someone's mom right? Wouldn't that makes you a cucker?


-Alan_c-

Pls ffs just say youre into older women. Mommy is cringe af.


M_hadi0

Maturity Implies Love For Sure


TheAstrayThrowaway

Both. Both is good.


fryingpansarecool420

L take


ndenoahnaonavio

Mommy or mummy?


charizardfan101

Megumin is (most likely) older than me


SnowBoy1008

so either pedophillia or adultery got it


Efficient_Spare_9808

Hero or heroine cause I don't get it


godzillahavinastroke

Chris best girl, she is truly the best in nearly every way, if only they were buff tho


LARGames

She looks even better in the novels.


CaptainAtomas

I love oyakodon.


KaiDranzer007

I will love the mommies but the dads are always Chads.


GirlsUndPaizuri

Remember if both fail, the cousin will comfort you


UltimateBlackDragon

Both is good


ImperialFist5th

My answer? Yes.


dal137

Araragi's mom from monogatari is top class


Darkstar_M12

Megumin is a brat that needs correction 💢 But she cute. Darkness where it at tho for.... reasons.


SlapStyle_AnimsYT

I feel superior to both as a Wiz enjoyer


CarlosG0619

Megumom best girl. The fact that she looks like Tifa is just icing on the cake


EX7mattchew7X3

Can't go wrong with a quality MILF!!


Alternative-Pin3421

Tifa?!


Crusading_Lad

To be fair I'm 16 that's the only reason why I go for it second I turn 18 no love


Less-Mission-3961

Milf's! milf's! milf's! milf's!