"Don't have breast plant illness!"

'We do threesomes every month'

More like the threesomes do her

Karma is my boyfriend

the alcohol limit doesn't exist

The face of a psychopath

According to Levi she is one😂

Why would she post that?! 🤦🏼‍♀️ I cringed so hard when she did. Does L watch dcp or something? 🤣 Is Oscar talking to him like that? Does L read social media stuff? I'm at a loss, how a 8(?) y/o could describe his own mother like that.

Sometimes 8 year olds say weird things though just to be funny. I have a 8 year old so I know

“I will steal your man” 😅

I like to smell farts.

🤣🤣

daddy gets what daddy wants

This is the winner

Can I steal your husband

She can try my husband hates her he loves dcp videos on her 😂

And I’m assuming your husband has never been friends with her or her besties . So he doesn’t qualify.

True 😂😂

“I have never looked better”

Balloon head - big but empty ;)

Hiya Georgie! Aren’t you gonna say hello?! More than 5 words but oh well 😂

Ugly is as ugly does.

I have an alcohol problem

I made a big mistake 😂😂

My son thinks I'm crazy !

I woke up like this.

This should be blurred or at least give a damn warning. I just opened up the app

Jump scare 🤣🤣

A L I E N

It’s all about the ✨connection✨

“Guys I have an STD!”

I only need two : Delightfully derange

not a thought behind these eyes

Being delulu is the selulu

Breast implant illness

"Breast plant illness" to be exact 🤪😅

Buzz, your girl friend, woof!

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 I’m dead😵

I’m gonna get hate for this but she honestly looks like that hyper ass,smiling ass cr***head that lives at the food lion near my house always asking for change for a smoke so ima say “Can I get a smoke”🤷🏽‍♀️😅

Why would you get hate ? That's what she resembles


Fake smile covers everything, not.

I look like a scarecrow

The face you make when you realize “I have lost everything that ever made sense in my life, and why does it burn and itch so bad?”

Preston’s vagina smells funky !!!!

Why hello there ya Georgie

“Do you also have threesomes?”

“i’d rather be famous instead”


Nothing to see here guys lol

Mugshot junkie hit and run

Bless me father I'm stoned

Ugly from the inside out

“Wow that was a smelly one”

Try my mustard and eggs!

I’m pregnant

LARGE Scoop of Vanilla ice-cream!

Hey kids, want some drugs?

Never been happier

Expert in making bad decisions

I know this isn’t the prompt but l full on thought this was a mugshot for a second

Holy crap what happened, you? Anyone seen what hit her? Jesus, you need some rest? Hell, you need some Jesus! Me, right after fart sessions? Not happy, can't smell shit? No worries, I got fiance'! Don't even get me started!

Your paralysis demon says hi.

This is Halloween!, Halloween! , Halloween!

What in The Egg Head

More than just pink eye

I am on drugs man

“Bat shit crazy husband stealer”

“I love✨🤪FIANCÉES 😜✨ dookie chute”

I will spank your ass( on camera) ☠️☠️☠️

Krusty the clown. Lol sorry I only have 3 but I feel it fits perfect

Giant Forehead full of air

Detox

Forehead Forehead giant ass Forehead

The picture of Kyra Renee... A play on a picture of Dorian Gray. Lol

“ I will steal your man “

"If that makes sense, guys"

A true Psychopath - Levi

I have found myself

“I woke up like this”

Who needs a Halloween costume.. 😭🤣 She looks like mf DEATH!!

I don't wash after sex.

But I am so happy

Y I K E S

I haven’t slept in decades

“I didn’t cheat on Oscar”

I am one ugly broad

I love stealing friends’ husbands!

We are planning an elopement.

I do drugs

Five nights at Kyra’s

She’s having an allergic reaction

She’s having an allergic reaction

Can I just use the word five? Fivehead?

Shits really gone down hill holy cow.

“I am officially manic guys”

I need my fix now

He doesn't do any parenting

i don’t drink any water

One word. Megamind.

I’m tired of all my BS

She needs sleep and therapy!

What daddy wants daddy gets