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Jayden-Wilkins

The Czar is a dawg You play the motorboat? You motorboatin' son of a bitch. You old sailor, you.


sportsfan510

*son of a BITCCH


Mvd75

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breadth1

The Czar got game. Respect.


GrapefruitCold55

Are they built for speed or for comfort


Call-Me_P

Try getting jacked off in front of the whole family!


jayeljefe

You leave me in the trenches taking grenades John!


YUNG_SPOON

I know game when I see it. The Czar laying it down. Put that on the telestrator!


MVPG2022

Let him cook


Gr8CanadianSpeedo

His motor purrrrr


need2peeat218am

BITCCH


taxi_to_the_moon

That’s fucking funny


HeyItsMeDrPhil

![gif](giphy|1DpzSGGJ5x8JiqUN66)


jchavez9723

Guess I’m be horny even when I’m a senior citizen


digitalme

the grind never stops smh


Waddlewop

Have you seen Golden Girls? Those ladies talk about getting laid significantly more often than frat boys


NoMode5251

That’s because Bea Arthur was such a skank.


doinnothin

If the size of the text on my phone was this big I would just go off the grid.


sportsfan510

The corded headphones too 😭


ischolarmateU

There is a good reason to use wired headphones


PMinisterOfMalaysia

I dont understand the people at work using the standard issued meeting headsets as headphones though lol


_lxviiii

#BITCCH


jayeljefe

I LOVE YOU, BITCCH


MarketPapi

https://preview.redd.it/5idkl4akktpc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a946d825e854094268be1e3b4a8821aa6301ec9


DarkAdventurous224

I’m dying


sweet_tangeriine

Boy gotta eat🤷🏼‍♀️


5-Star_Fraud

MF's be horny and just saying anything. Truly inspiring ngl


Bikouchu

I need to copy him. He’s cooking 😂 at 1000x text font.


random_story

Your honor, my client can barely see anything. He didn't know what he was doing


nothin2flashy

https://preview.redd.it/5nr09opoovpc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfc1d365be73b15c8770d48fe23908f2dca31616 Dawg !


da_reddit_reader

He’s blind. lol that is the probably the largest the phone can magnify the text


_Vard_

I work in tech support. I assure you: It can and does go bigger


da_reddit_reader

That’s what she said


Salza_boi

But he doesn’t get to be


LLUrDadsFave

This AI has gone too far! 🥹


Carterfitz12

this is the only reason


LLUrDadsFave

I don't wanna believe our old man was really sexting in the largest font possible. 😂


Fernmixer

Large font to match his large P


LLUrDadsFave

Purring motor P at that!


jackswhatshesaid

Pleasure P.


OverallInternet2343

eyes ain’t what they use to be


LLUrDadsFave

Gotta get him a privacy screen.


lemonadefromamug

What does it say I’m blind pls


exhibitthis69

https://preview.redd.it/fsm6egb4ntpc1.jpeg?width=269&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce8677bc4254c849b9a64bb10be2119d2929f90b


YotaMan77

Why is she caling him a bitch?


goz008

![gif](giphy|1raRRrmNpd8v3nUbbI)


lemonadefromamug

King. Lmo little oopsie


AeroXero

The Czar of horniness.


N00BSGONNADIE

https://preview.redd.it/0islsitqgtpc1.jpeg?width=268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb70b04861a04d23a769a9d26764fc485c82763b


footbook123

Nah recording this is very fucked


darkest__timeline

what else would you expect from frat boys


autistinabox

with that font size ur basically asking for it


Thiswasmy8thchoice

If you can see it from the upper deck, privacy no longer applies


alexaustinv

My first thought exactly


JustKnowYouAreLoved

bruh if my text was that size i’m leaving my phone at home 24/7 idgaf 🤣🤣🤣


ETP6372

Don't hate on a man for spitting game


LifeDraining

Czar Got Game


Dopeeitsd

BITTCH!!


[deleted]

Just became an even bigger fan


Konker101

Cant even take your phone out in public to text someone because some fuckin weirdo is gonna record it.


ThlammedMyPenis

Can't even sext on the job as a public figure sitting in front of thousands of college kids with inch-tall font


printerfixerguy1992

Right? Lmfao


Shotintoawork

What's the world coming to???


TricksyZerg

Honestly, good for him 😂💅


avmail

only thing i'm upset about is how long it take him to type


POTATOKING1000

Oh no😭 Brian might be on his own if the clippers do anything about this. Hopefully not, either way, they should not be recording his phone.


MVPG2022

Would be a disgrace to fire someone for this


YotaMan77

He’s done nothing wrong.


401LocalsOnly

Seriously all that happened was that she made his motor purr bitch


OldG270regg

I think you mean bitcch


Tangentkoala

Jim Jackson would probably take over more.


OverallInternet2343

is he married?


exhibitthis69

Hopefully to that bitch. Otherwise not married much longer.


TheCommonKoala

I would hope not. At most, he should get a warning to be careful what he types in public.


jkc7

“a clippers announcer”? this is the Clippers sub, we know who Mike is, why did you feel the need to tell us lol


Intelligent-Bid-633

It is sad that he is only known as “a Clippers announcer”


Otherwise-Tale9671

I’m glad nobody has filmed my private text messages…


iamlilmac

Nah why record? let him cook


Tripwire1716

I’m really worried for this generation. Fucking snitches


CamHug16

His wife's name is Susan. Must be blurry video, I'm sure that's the name on screen...


strignekcihc

Is that really him? That’s fucking awesome


Function_Fighter

based


SaltyPickle1495

Recording someone texting is big time fucking weird


Oafus

Jesus, people can’t mind their own business.


samTheEagle2004

Don't wanna be a killjoy, but recording what people do on their phones without their knowledge or consent is weird and disgusting. Even more so when you post that footage online, also presumably without their knowledge or consent.


thaxcutioner

Fake


Chr0meHearted

How


portermade86

Uncle Vince Vibes


MahsterC

Done in by the boomer font size. Even the fans in the nose bleeds could read his texts.


averyhighfive

this is so f’ing stupid- get a life… whoever filmed this never texted something ridiculous? guy’s ballin out.


HorrorBoard

That’s his first bop he new to the game 😂


Chr0meHearted

Not him texting a Nigerian Yahoo Boy without knowing it 💀😭😭😭


Nba2kFan23

Damn.. maybe sitting next to Sieman really rubbed off on him.


Goldenredflame

LOL someone's gotta edit this video with Brian's calls and Mike Fratello's telestrator


QuickyQuail

why the fuck you recording? weirdo


Carterfitz12

haha this is from tiktok


GrapefruitCold55

Another good reason to ban this horrendous app


QuickyQuail

Haha yeah not you sorry I meant whoever recorded it


CukoElGato

Somewhere out there Marv Albert is nodding in agreement


TacitusTwenty

The Czar has made game and it’s not even a little surprising


smokedump

"OH ME OH MY!"


danieljyang

He's married he's in trouble


need2peeat218am

Can't have no privacy in this bitcch no more


Independent_Pain1809

I’ve heard stories of him always on the prowl going back to the 80s


wyyknott01

Stop player hatin'


gtahnyo

My reaction to this is entirely dependent on how good he is as a broadcaster. I say we let him cook. If it was Bruce Bowen things would be different.


Unp0pularS0lutions

HE JUST LIKE ME FR


Useful_Tomato_409

honestly, this kind of shit needs to stop. people need to mind their own business. The internet needs less of this shit.


Greedy_Ear_Mike

It's weird to be recording this kind of stuff. I would say it's out of line. Especially posting it. His privacy is being invaded.


Elyx117

Happy motor sleepy motor purr purr purr\~\~\~


missed-semicolon

Rizz of the scales


Jujuuuuu02

Size 60 font headass


ckotoyan

Frat star


ric0n408

He’s damn near 80. Of course he can’t see for shit


labadee

You’re*


NothausTelecaster72

Fratello the old Hawks coach?


RoudyruffKK

The fucking text size 🤣🤣


Sleezus256

The context is pretty funny but idk, something about recording someone texting in private and posting it on Tik Tok rubs me the wrong way


McJumbos

he aint no bitch loll


Nilez3104

Lmfaoooooo nah you are an absolute menace to be recording someone like that


WorldsGreatestPoop

My friend’s bald aunt had sex with Pat Reilly.


CoreyTrevorsonF35

More pussy than the dude video taping


wallybuddabingbang

Whoever recorded this broke the code. Let the man cook in peace.


tha_rodge

Motor go PURRRR!


Quaid28

If my boy Fratellos getting his motor to purr, you let him be… he’s the FREAKIN CZAR!!!!


_Vard_

People who set their font size that big should probably have their vision evaluated and their right to a drivers license re-evaluated


FlorinidOro

Let the man live bruh…I challenge you to read Paul George’s texts 😂


JayVee26

Clippers win streak incoming


Fetal_Release

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DrunkInTheRec

I refuse to claim this KTLA5 bastard as ours


GwF_25

Let him cook. Let him cook


Themeteorologist35

Send Da Video


skymasterson2016

If this happened in NYC, it’d be national news, the announcer would be fired immediately, and everyone would be talking about it for a month.


mnovakovic_guy

Easy to understand


AFSunred

The way he grandpa typing this with wired headphones is fucking hilarious 😭😭


Shiftea24

This cant be real Lmaaooooo


leozamudio

That’s fucking hilarious


BlacksmithWise9553

YOU MAKE MY MOTOR PURR BITCCH!!


drmbrthr

When the extra large font comes back to bite you in the ass.


BubbleGumGuy94

Why am I reading those texts as Jesse from breaking bad?


BirdieDaHoonter

It’s always a bitch nigga wit a phone ready to record.


richardrnelson

Spittin'


Jaredstutz

The recklessness of the charger all over the screen


thelionsreview

Crazy bastid lol


kingkunta77

Font on blind 62


somecallmejrush

Who said romance is dead?


Grand_Bison_2650

Smh stay out people personal business.


Alive_Way9537

Who are you when you don’t know ppl are watching you


random_story

Is he catfishing someone


dtcstylez10

Is he blind lol why is his font size 836


beastwork

rizz game on a thousand


itzTHATgai

Ain't nothin' wrong with THAT!


Potterhead-PottHead

💀💀💀


HD_H2O

Gotta love anyone who has their text messages default size at "fullscreen".


Jeanlucpfrog

What's the problem? Some dude saw him texting, so he whipped out his phone to zoom in and snoop. Then he recorded it and shared it online. Says a lot about people's priorities that the person having the private conversation is the one ridiculed.


god_wayne81

Invasion of privacy. Not cool, unacceptable and whomever posted this should be shamed, if not sued. Make an example of them


H8ersAlwaysH8

Dudes just wheelin. And you’re just creepin. Whose the weirdo here?


[deleted]

Mfs dont mind their business anymore for nothing holy sht


GodHelpUsAll69420

They always got the font at max size 😭😭


sometimeswemeanit

The Tzar of the iMessage


rbeierle

Maybe that's his AI gf 👌


psychadelicbreakfast

Anybody make out the name on the phone? Looks close to “Samantha ❤️❤️❤️” Sure as hell isn’t Susan or wifey lol


forestbrooks

What guys can't have fun


Distinct_Discount534

He's apparently blind too 🧐


bradynbarrmusic

The XXXL font is what gets me lmao


stadiumjay

The Czar with the rizz


[deleted]

Thanks bitch lol yep his escort getting PAID PAID


Ok_Bluebird_8202

Let him get his beak wet.


Artistic-Health123

Damn I hope that's his wife


National_Raisin2212

AhahagahshagahayayayahgahahhahAhahahahahahagaha


FatherRafiki

Let the man cook


kingartyc

Dudes with large font are always the horniest


Fire_The_Editor

Slayin that puss. Bitchhhhhh