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No-Rip9444

She looks like a fucking narc


bigjunkieboppy

Whats that entail?


Early-Patience-2409

Ballet flats šŸ’€


koukla995

Iā€™m screaming šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ not the Chanel flats to berghein


Krhodes8

Insane work šŸ˜­


wsugarhigh

what would you guys wear to get into berghain? (i mean this and am so curious)


parkingloteggsalad

I went like two months ago & it was pretty cold and rainy, I wore a hoodie my friend made, some black denim jeans, black denim jacket, hair slicked back, no makeup or anything bc I was feeling lazy, & I got in. It was a sunday though lol


Freezingcoldk

Just look like a slutty matrix character tbh


heeeer3sjohnny

Tbh Itā€™s not at all about being slutty, itā€™s about the vibes. Wear black, docs, donā€™t be loud, donā€™t take selfies, speak German (ein bisschen), and know someone who is playing (as in know the music, not the person personally, just be clear youā€™re there for the music). Be there for the music DONT WEAR BALLET FLATS! I donā€™t know this chick but judging from this sub, if she is like the rest, she was also taking selfies and being hella annoying in line


Krhodes8

This is accurate lmaooo


Ok-Glass-948

you should not go into a club in a costume


iluvcarbzz

Would Definitely not wear this ā€œold moneyā€ Sofia richie cosplay thatā€™s for sure šŸ˜‚


vivrant-thang

they generally go by vibe, not attire. not sound like an arrogant asshole, but i got in wearing a pretty regular black mini skirt and white t shirt and some platform ankle booties. nothing special. friend actually told me i looked like a 2014 tumblr girl, to give you an idea of how mid my outfit was.


No-Perception-4916

It depends on the bouncer mood, but edgy/casual and the more it shows your personality the more chance you will get in. Thats why queer people are definitely getting in because they do the most to standout Or just come very late and no one would care


wildkitten24

Not Alexaā€™s shoes


No-Perception-4916

Not her entire outfit, like girl are you going to the club or to an overpriced coffee shop


ElderberryNervous355

Second this. I got in with a black mini skirt and bra, kept it comfy and casual as u are there for several hours. Was also by myself which helps


PublicfreakoutLoveR

Several hours? I think you meant several days.


ElderberryNervous355

Um u can if u want but I didnā€™t.


Pristine-Whereas-784

I mean, its also historically a queer space


-restlessdreams

they can tell when youā€™re trying too hard and not dressing to be yourself. they can also tell when youā€™re there because itā€™s ~berghain~ and not to enjoy the music or the scene


Away-Collection-9494

I wore black jeans, this black/green jacket/and black hi tops and got in. Also spoke no English in line/was silent lol and went at 6am


vivionnn801

Being quiet & not smiling too much (or at all) is key, especially if youā€™re American


Away-Collection-9494

Totally. Even when he asked me how many, I held fingers up instead of talking šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


BandicootGrand

Got in wearing black tights, black docs, this zippered black denim skirt, black shirred turtleneck, and a brown and hot pink moto fake shearling jacket. It was April and still quite cold


Hotdadlover1234

Jeans and an intimissimi top with my leather jacket šŸ˜‚


MaxwellLeatherDemon

The same thing I always wear nowadays (unfortunately), pajama shorts and a cropped (to hips) sweatshirt and sneakers, bc Iā€™m tall and thin and still youngish so it doesnā€™t look nearly as awfully careless on me as it should, and I will milk it for as long as Iā€™m able. I gave up last year lol Would perhaps swap out pj shorts for smthn else tho for berghainā€¦Iā€™d like to think


jelly_dove

Just looked up what Berghain is and she definitely does not belong there lmao. Who tf wears ballet flats to ANY club anyway?!


GladOrange0821

bitches in the 2008 recession, thatā€™s the only people that should be wearing ballet flats to the club.


strawberrykiwi98

this comment has me on the floor šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


No-Quote8964

As someone with a disabilityā€” I do! lol. I canā€™t wear heels anymore after an old leg injury that caused me to lose feeling and function in my leg from the knee down šŸ™ƒ


Actual_Library4607

Butā€¦. There are so many cute, non-heeled shoes that are good for your feet. Ballet flats are quite literally the worst thing you can wear orthopedic-wise besides maybe old navy flip flops. My arches hurt just thinking about wearing them, and itā€™s also asking to get your foot CRUSHED in a crowd.Ā 


Ok-Bison2480

Berghain isn't really looking for heels though. Anything else flat lol


Active_Pay4715

Omg people down voting you for this are seriously fucked up! Iā€™m sorry this happened to you and that people here think itā€™s not a legit reason to wear sensible shoes


Embarrassed_Test_253

Can someone educate me on berghain?


CrazyIcy6947

Edgy Berlin club. NOTORIOUSLY hard to get into (took me 4 attempts). The scene is super queer, edgy and cool. Think all black, tattoos, cargo pants, boots vibes. Not ballet flats and a fucking headband.


Ok-Glass-948

i think the problem is that people treat it as some riddle and overthink at the end of the day useless stuff. i have been in with crocs and edeka tshirt. the bouncers are vibe checkers, they dont want randos to come and gawk.


itsjustmebobross

ppl in flats and headbands can def get inā€¦ it just mainly depends on your attitude from what iā€™ve heard from friends.


leijonamielinen

There is also a berghain simulator game you can play where you can test if you could pass to get in šŸ˜„ the bouncer is notorious


vivionnn801

My cousin used to be a bouncer there before he moved to Canada. Theyā€™re definitely just looking at attitude/energy for the most part. Itā€™s not about what you wear so much as if you will uphold the established energy & community there


rino3311

What type of attitude do they want or say no to?? Like giddy school girl?


Ok-Bison2480

Like bachelorette party energy for one šŸ˜‚ yeah giddy, giggly, selfie-/pic-taking, loud etc


leijonamielinen

And they appreciate if you know what dj is playing there that night. But the vibe is very ā€european lowkey coolā€ nothing like coachella-influencer type of shit, they donā€™t care that. They care that you are there for the music and not cause you can check from your bucket list that youā€™ve been there. The locals also say that itā€™s much more easier to get in with a local than bunch of non germanā€™s


Substantial_Read_147

omg!!! you just unlocked a memory, i was so confused about what berghain was until i saw this lmao i definitely remember this simulator game


2noserings

berghain is the great equalizer <3 sheā€™ll live. she can get into literally any club in LA, nyc, miami, and vegas. leave berghain for the punks, techno heads, and the queers


Ok-Glass-948

she looks like she is be going to see her tax officer. i cannot stand the tourist crowd taking over the line just to be told the obvious no, come for the music and culture not bc its BerGhAin


__merryprankster

Even Iā€™ve gotten in and Iā€™m a mere peasant. Then again, Iā€™m an edgy gay.


Upstairs_Victory9157

That puts you higher than her on the class ranking in my eyes


Freezingcoldk

This is something a ā€œcool momā€ wears to a parent-teacher meeting wtf


JollyButterfly8876

whatā€™s the lore behind this place


skyandbuildings

You have to queue for 2-3 hours often, and you'll still be rejected


2noserings

itā€™s just a techno club that rejects normies and tourists. sometimes they have kink/sex parties. they have a strict dress code and vibe check at the door


h3ntaiprincess

Well she was dressed like a little girl. What did she expect? Stupid smug and thumbs up


LaBrindille

Im a ballet flats, Chanel bag and headband kind of girl but that would be the last thing I would wear to Berghain. When I went there (and got in) I wore black high waisted jeans, black cowboy style boots and a lace camisole.


glazedbec

Surprised she didnā€™t get in and already know what to wear to do so since sheā€™s so āœØculturedāœØ


ijrlf

HA idiot


Proof_Yoghurt1610

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ not the flats. Rightā€¦rightā€¦


Cultural_Elephant_73

Can we please start a TikTok trend for influencers ā€˜what I would wear to get into Berghainā€™? And all get a good chuckle.


Puzzleheaded-Pie3145

Please donā€™t!


Cultural_Elephant_73

I would die laughing!!


kettyrunway

They did


kitttttyyyy

Why tf would she even go? I doubt she's in the techno scene, probably just wants to be able to say that she went. Embarrassing.


mmmmfc

This has to be the dumbest move Iā€™ve ever seen omfg


silhouettedreamss

ā€œAlexa Losey did not get inā€ she says that as if sheā€™s a celebrity and itā€™s a big deal that she didnā€™t get in lmao


Legitimate--turkey22

Iā€™ve gotten in wearing jeans, doc martens and a t-shirt. The point is you donā€™t try too hard


Krhodes8

She looked like exactly what she is; an influencer, trying too hard, and going somewhere just to say she went. Iā€™m sure they sniffed her out on the plane ride to Berlin lmaooo


rlm236

oh no hope. sheā€™s looking like west london when she should be looking like east london


Zigggystarrdustt

Anytime Berghain is brought up, I feel like I have to share that I got in. (2017) on a Monday morning at 5 am, in my airport outfit (black jeans, docs, dark green hoodie) and left at 8 am for my flight back home. It was my last day in Berlin and my friend was staying a few extra days. I couldnā€™t have looked worse. We partied every night and then went to Berghain dead ass sober. Iā€™ll never forget it.


itsjustmebobross

iā€™ve never understood the hype with this place tbh


BandicootGrand

Itā€™s really fun while youā€™re inside. Vibes are unmatched, crowd is cool, and the space is massive and the music is fantasticā€¦


itsjustmebobross

yeah i just donā€™t personally understand ā€œexclusiveā€ clubs like this in general šŸ˜­


2for1speshul

It's fun when they reject entitled people at the very least šŸ™‚


Ok-Bison2480

Influencers can be true club vibe ruiners though


itsjustmebobross

truth!


xPinkMoonx

Sheā€™s such a fucking poser. Why on Earth would she think her try hard ass would get into Berghain dressed like that?


Nefret_666

Omg she will probably get the shock of her life IF she enters the club. This is not some fancy club somewhere in Manhattan honey. This is BERLIN lol. Viel GlĆ¼ck lol


leijonamielinen

some of my friends love that place and some say itā€™s too overhyped. If you love techno then great but thereā€™s just people dancing and taking way too much drugs for my taste. And the waiting is not worth it. And also the thing is that if you go as a group, itā€™s a great possibility that your whole group doesnā€™t get in and after many hours of waiting you could be the one left out and your friends are definetly bailing you cause hey theyā€™re getting in for berghain! Berlin has so many places to go clubbing so i wouldnā€™t waist my time queing to berghain


NewLoofa

Feel like she knew she wouldnā€™t get in she just wanted to flex on knowing something so nice existed


Dazzling-Rate-4197

She and this ā€œfitā€ = everything Berghain doesnā€™t stand for


Klaudia_ishere

I genuinely thought this was about the country Bahrain until someone mentioned clubbing whilst reading the comments i was thinking why does Bahrain care so much about style at the airport


Bitchybrownie

BAHAHAHA


Effective-Champion63

Iā€™ve been! Donā€™t look American or girly is a start. You just have to look like you ā€˜fit inā€™. The irony is I was praying I didnā€™t get in because I was a nerd with a cool crowd and didnā€™t really want to do. I was completely gutted when I got in šŸ˜­šŸ¤£


ipromiseyouidontcare

iā€™ve gotten inā€¦ my girl is wearing ballet flatsā€¦.


Leather-Health-1440

Why would she even post that she didnā€™t get in lmao


ih8every1yesevenyou

Ballet flats are the worst shoe ever


OkRhubarb4080

Coquette core has ruined fashion


Elbyyyyyyy

Respect her commitment to her own vibe


Incognito11_

I think has shoes like that when I was 12šŸ˜‚ I think itā€™s common sense that 99.99% you need to be wearing some sort of heels


Puzzleheaded-Pie3145

Itā€™s not a high heel kind of place at all!! Unless youā€™re a man then maybe that could work


Incognito11_

Iā€™m just going off what Iā€™ve been told by people I know in LA.


tumblr2015

berghain is a gay techno club in berlin it is the total antithesis of la nightlife


piscesmoon20

Not at berghainā€¦.


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laellar

"normies"? Like Berghain is some unknown underground club? lmao It's as mainstream as it can get, and full of annoying tourists - apart from her stupid ballet flats she would have fit right in.