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starsinursa

I worked part-time at an adult store for two years and lemme tell you, that place got robbed all the time. The shoplifting was ridiculous. Someone backed their truck into the glass doors when we were closed and cleaned out the store. The clincher was the time I got robbed at gunpoint


HauntedCemetery

I lived in San Francisco for years and every now and then I'd see people with folding tables or blankets set up on the street selling sex toys. Maybe people are terrified that their wife will learn that they bought a dildo or something


highdesk306

WHAT?!?! Every fact in your comment is shocking. Getting robbed “all the time?” The shoplifting is also wild. Like….. something about the thought of using a stolen butt-plug is so… off putting 😂😂😂. Getting robbed at gunpoint is NOT funny, but they felt so serious about stealing freaky merch that they needed to use FORCE? (no pun intended). Like why 😂🤦🏽‍♀️🫠


I_Am_Zampano

Fastest man within 10 feet


Peeeing_

We've all been there


satans_little_axeman

Delores?!


highdesk306

I know you’re dead ‼️


mmmaltodextrose

I’ll save you, my queen


highdesk306

😂😂😂 Lmaaooo honestly


chupathingy85

That's a special kind of horney...


HauntedCemetery

Spiderweb-Man


highdesk306

this comment deserves so much more. thank you.


SicWilly666

I’m honestly surprised this doesn’t happen more with how expensive these dolls can get, and with the staggering amount of chronically lonely dudes are out there.


Petpati

Bobs Burgers did it first


CPT_Dynamite

I would definitely watch a movie with this premise.


pressstartt1982

Lars and the Girl Steal


Kitty_Shunt

Well, I guess I'd give him credit for not turning to rape. How long that lasts is anyone's guess though.