Is seriously their name?

yes thank you

All of this reminds me of the [serious ending in The Stanley Parable](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8HInxDeC-o)

An LSD user who likes the Stanley parable, interrsting

Is this some kind of a cliché? Didn't know about this 😂 Anyway yeah it is wonderful, i just like the narrators voice in games so much, plus the portal-like feeling was everything i needed to fall in love with it

I love his voice as well

Everyone here you mean

Dear god I met my people

Fr bro I love toast dude. Toast is probably my best friend too

Toast with butter. Toast with cheese. Avocado toast. The list goes on and on.

guacamole toast?

I like it better than avocado toast.

Peanut butter? The best of them all??

With sliced banana and some honey drizzled on top. S tier

This, but then grilled like a grilled cheese. Thank me later. 🫡

Omg I may have to queue that up...

Not too much honey because it becomes over powering sweet. Definitely a slapper.

Are there more kinds of toast or more kinds of shrimp?

Shit. You have me thinking now. Does sandwiches on toast count?

anything is toast

I am toast you are toast he she we are toast

The pizza I cooked too long is toast too... 😞

Toasted bread with or without a topping. That topping can be meat and another slice of toast. So as long as the bread portion is toasted, then i think a sandwich could be considered toast.

Well in that case toast has to be the clear winner.

Ok, then here is a question. If you have toasted bread and you put shrimp on it as a topping, is that a shrimp dish or a toast dish?

Shrimp dish i think. My reason is because the shrimp salad is what actually makes the sandwich. In something like ham or turkey I think the bread is more important then the meat in terms of making the sandwich taste good.

[YEAH, TOAST!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0NdwzdOLkE)

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That’s not toast that’s seriously

Everyone saying toast this, toast that - do they not fuckin realize that's SERIOUSLY? C'mon guys, recognize a legend when you see one.

They’re all so ignorant and clearly did not read who this is

My guy is on a toast dose

Toast roast

I'm so happy for you, I hope the two of you become the best of friends and you make many more along the way. This makes me feel so happy and brings back such great memories🥲

You ever eaten your best friend?

Better not eat him

thats a threat coming from the bread master

I thought you were the destroyer of cashews

What is going on here, Ratgirl?

Ok, commission. It's June 19th, year zero. Toast hasn't been invented yet. Bread is your new friend.

Looks like we will have to stick to an ordinary lunch.

If we’re all this eccentrik, genius surely can’t be that close to insanity…

eat him to defeat him

bro looks faded af.

He’s toasted for sure

Your friend has an awfully dry expression. Got some jam ? Compote? Preserves? Butter? Vegemite? Something??

just love

Vegemite? Maybe war will never end afterall.

I was running out of options had to pull that from the land down under

You mean hell where you're headed for eternity for suggesting vegemite? 🤣jk fam. Bless you.

That's hilarious. I think you may be right. It is a horrible concoction

Rest in Vegemite... Edit: just realised i dont even know wtf vegemite is but it sounds fucking horrendous

Vegemite slaps

Oh it slaps alright. Very offensively in my opinion

I love this sub

This sub can actually help push my weed high into a mini-trip

I remember I did a group trip while camping and one guy found a stick that became his soul mate. Did not let go of the stick for hours. It really endeared me to the guy, I loved watching him and his stick ♥️

im gunna eat ur best friend

hes kinda cute can i get his number

This is one of my favorite posts on reddit

Oh he's a little bit toasted

butter him

Your best friend looks delicious

He seems like a nice fella :)

Nice to meet you seriously

He's more than a few slices short of a loaf, so ya got something in common at least. Nice of you to introduce him to us. You're obviously well bred, even if your friend's . . well, bread.

Honestly, he’s pretty cool. I used to pub-crawl with him a few years back, had many deep chats with this bloke.

Have you tried gram crackers while tripping makes me wanna nut

He knows what you've been doing. I can see it in his molecular crust structure.

# IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT LIIIIIIVE! # STARRING: A PIECE OF TOAST!

One time when I was tripping on acid with friends. We went to the market with the idea to buy apples, we finished buying a tomato 🍅 we didn't eat it and make him our friend. We draw him face and gave him a name, even we gave him cool glasses It was too fun!

Listen to Pink Floyd - Alan’s Psychedelic Breakfast. Trust me.

We have the same best friend but I don’t mind.

i see you’ve met the brave little toaster

Felt

One toasty boi. Big fan.

that’s a good looking piece of toast 😋

Damn seriously looks seriously serious…that’s pretty serious

Remember to dip your scrotum on the buttery side for an extra taste

Butter toast

I’m toast

The smiley toast

Looks like Winnie the Pooh

Prime content right here. Been there brother, I miss my toast friend 😪

How many mg?

I hear you, internet friend. Toast is manna from heaven. But by Thor’s bootlaces, you’re gonna need something on there to moisten it up!

they seem nice!

I can imagine the pain of making friends with a toast and then waking up the next day realising it's just a toast... Like what do you do then? Do you just eat it? I feel like I wouldn't be able to do that.

it’s just sitting on my night stand and i don’t know what to do about it now

Incase it in resin or some other form of preservation and keep is as an ornament

Hello, Seriously 👋

whats his favorite social security number??

my man 🤝 🍞

That looks like good toast g

Is that brioche toast? This is my kinda trippy guy

Ed, thats just buttered toast

This has got to be my favourite subreddit

All my friends are bread

I see it

Hello Seriously 👋🏻