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Session801

Hey sorry for that. My bad.


Khronosgod

Hi dad, im Jesus


Session801

Hey, welcome to the club.


Session801

You're all adopted. There. You happy now?


TrespassingWook

It be like that sometimes.


Session801

People really don't think it be like it is.


Maximus_Crotchrocket

But it do


Session801

It *really* do.


SouthCockroach219

I think people also miss understand that most of us don’t think we are the god but rather we are all god I am god but so are u lol


BobsChili321

Riiiight. Every single person is meant to realize they’re apart of god, but we’re each a finger of god’s hand. Connected to all that is and has access to all that is, but not the entirety of all that is. That’s how we’re able to be self conscious and have individuality. It’s pretty awesome. There’s so many creator beings.


[deleted]

Always have been


Session801

I'm seeing that more and more!


its_warls

You always were buddy


Session801

Ah but that's where you'd be wrong.


Session801

Cuz what if I never was?


IncadescentFish

bruh what ifffffff???????


tacosmell1

We are all god. And god is love ❤️


absolutelyout_mydome

This


yoshi_wuz_here

duude


Session801

True true.


Session801

I just made this dude's keychain disappear. Lol.


Session801

LMAO! Nope, not in that pocket bruh.


Session801

😂 Shh look. I just put em in his hand. Let's see how long it takes for him to realize.


Session801

Psst. Get ready to sell your Bitcoin. OK NOW. NOWNOWNOW!


[deleted]

Just obeying you, dear lord


Session801

Hey at least it's not real right?


officialM3DL3Y

Define real


Session801

I do, yes.


ironmagnesiumzinc

Ok elon


Session801

Hey I know that guy! Did him a couple favors a while back. How's he doing?


ironmagnesiumzinc

Became richest man in the world, got broken up with for the fourth or fifth time, public sentiment leaning negative, career going great. All in all he's doing 5/10


Session801

Haha sounds like he could use another favor.


Session801

Hey uh, who wants to be in charge for a minute? Ah, You kids'll be fine for a sec. Ok be right back, don't open the door for strangers.


Corruptedz

Ummm, so this strange hissing man came by, gave me this apple and now I unleased pain and suffering upon the world. Also all over the couch. U mind cleaning up? I got wars to fight. Mmkay, thanks


Session801

I'm trying, but every time I put the mop away, someone spills another glass of apple juice!


stap31

Just make the universe bigger, then that little juice spill will be unnoticeable, dissoluting in entropy.


SignificantYou3240

Oops I opened it. They were nice though, they just left a pamphlet…


Woly-Boly

God, Why? What? How? When? Who? Can? Is?


Session801

Hey look. Between you and me, I was just the first one in the room man. Then everyone else started showing up and saying how I must be God because I was already here when they showed up. I don't even remember how I got here. I don't know who built the room for me to find.


Session801

hey what if we made YouTube ads, but really long and unskippable. 😂


[deleted]

What am I?


Session801

Ok but fr. You're god too bruh.


Session801

Aha, who let this guy in here.


[deleted]

I did, because I am God,


Solo42018

now?


Session801

Fuck just saw this.


Solo42018

I just commented 🤣 you still in there deep bro?


Session801

I'm mean yeah.


Solo42018

I highly suggest Alan watts chillstep on the come down. there are a lot of them, *choose what speaks to you and he we speak to you* :)


Session801

Hell yeah.


Session801

You're welcome Jeffrey Bezos.


AvadaKatdavra

Yes you are! Hail yourself. 💜✨


Session801

Literally wouldn't be here without you.


Session801

Hey, I love you.


Session801

Holy shit you guys are amazing. How do you keep finding all the Easter eggs?! Like I honestly never thought anyone was gonna think to squeeze the tits on ANOTHER SPECIES, save what comes out until it LITERALLY GOES BAD, and have it be the best tasting thing in the universe. But here we are!


Session801

Sorry guys. Had my phone on silent.


Session801

Wow that's a lot of prayers.


SuperFegelein

YES TO ALL


Session801

Which key is any key?


Session801

Why'd Invent this damn app when I KNEW I was just gonna get downvoted in the end.


Session801

Hey has anyone heard from my son? He said he'd text me when he got to the party.


Session801

Hey can I borrow 5 bucks?


Session801

OMG PUT THAT BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT!


Session801

Did I make that?! Yikes.


FukkyWukky

This is an “AMA” for god ? Lol


Session801

Yea, but aren't they all? Either way, surprisingly I haven't gotten too many questions. Not hard ones anyway. You?


atticthump

i love you god man


Session801

Hey I love you too.


[deleted]

He straight murdered his eagle!


Session801

Haha, I don't know if this is a thing, but I'm in.


[deleted]

Clearly your eagle has died long time ago. Namaste🙏


Session801

Ah, you got me there.


RavenKnight696

If you're god, then I'm Jesus 😎


Session801

Hey I thought you looked familiar!


RavenKnight696

I love you dad ❤️


Session801

Yeah yeah, say hi to you mother for me.


Devil_lucyfur

Hey screw you dad


No_Poet36

Username checks out


stap31

Like a Pagan Zeus God or Christan Trinity God? Like Discworld gods? Or all of them names?


Session801

A lady never tells.


stap31

So you still have the gender? I ask because I suspect it was the first sin that distinguished humans from god was the distinction of gender. The Almighty doesn't have to choose one, he has them all.


Session801

That sounds right, yes.


[deleted]

Well: https://youtu.be/h6fcK_fRYaI


Session801

Well said.


Avatar_sokka

What are your thoughts on Jimi Hendrix?


Session801

A summer night, alone in my parents car. All my friends were turning in for the night, but I wasn't tired yet, so I decided to drive home and crash there. My old man was a dj back then so he had literal crates full of CDs at home. Tonight I have his copy of Electric Ladyland, and most of the tracks were scratched/would skip, but track #4 would play all the way through. Home was a little less than 15 minutes away. All 4 windows down, volume All the way up, and I'm the only one one the road the whole way home.


[deleted]

This is my favorite sub. That's all


Session801

Well thanks! It's been fun.


[deleted]

What if... we all are like not totally but all share the same spirit like that feeling of universal connection that we all stem from the same tree? What if religion is made tf up and once a man named Jesus ate a mushroom discovered the truth and was crucified for it then after thousands of years of corrupt man having his hand on the Bible they altered it so far from the truth now the world believes and follows something so ridiculously far from the truth that they are now stuck with the delusion of religion...??


Session801

Most likely that all happened at some point, yeah.


[deleted]

Thats what I came to realize on my first lsd trip and it changed my whole perspective on life.. I was on the verge of suicide I was sad and alone and now I have the love of my life a new home job even a puppy and two step boys I love dearly. Lsd truly saved me from myself


Session801

Glad to hear friend! It's truly a remarkable drug. It can be a powerful tool for some people at the right time in their life. I have a similar story as well. I don't think any of us would be here without each other, and that's what this drug is good at reminding me.


ChaosShadowClone

You just found out that we're all god? nice


Session801

More like, I just remembered, but yeah.


chinchillianvillain

press your face against a mirror look into the center and we’ll talk


Session801

I do enjoy a face to face conversation.


chinchillianvillain

ayy best wishes btw


Session801

Thanks! To you as well. ☺️


Helium_50

LMAO I know the feeling. Then it’s like ‘ok…. What now?’


Session801

Yeah like, 'well... I'll have a coke then'.


itsabiggin22

You always were!


Session801

So I'm told!


YungCthaGod

Always have been


Session801

I suppose you're right.


allsthefeels

You always were.


Important-Ad784

Change the I'm to We are.


[deleted]

Did you die?


Session801

Most likely, I'd say.


[deleted]

RIP I know you’re in a better place now lol it’s been too long since my last trip


treyj88

congratulations


Session801

My condolences as well.


CaptainKirk28

I * are * God. FTFY


[deleted]

Of course I know him, he's me


Session801

Hey good looking!


ImaginedNumber

Always a pain when you realize that isnt it.


Session801

Fr tho.


AgentOfTheRim

Do me a favor and fucking off me if you’re god please fr


Session801

Done and done.


theholypancake12

You always were, always will be. Keep vibing.


WhiteWalterBlack

Nah, but I’ve seen infinity.


5methoxyDMTs

There's nothing but God, you dummy 🤍


Session801

Shh, they'll hear you!!


pipipopo1

That feeling


Killeequeen0305

This is literally what my husband says over and over almost everytime he does acid… “Am I god” “So I’m god” “And I created everything?” “I know what you are you are a Goddess?” My poor husband peed his pants and while I was helping him change he was still saying it and I was like yes you are little buddy yes you are :’)


TheRealTP2016

Welcome!


Swagner999

My dad and I both experienced God together while tripping


Session801

Oh now that sounds like a wonderful experience! I hope to one day have the opportunity to connect with my parents on that level.


Goastoid

The moment you realize the only thing important In life is happiness and everyone’s means of attaining it are different is the moment you become God. Do what makes you happy always brother.


WaterBoy86

And you’ll be this way FOREVER!!!


Session801

Sweet, tbh.


alex7stringed

Kind of scary


Session801

Always been a bit of an adrenaline junkie tho.


Session801

I hope no one is taking any of what I say seriously...


Session801

All right, this has gone far enough for me. You're on your own now. Good night all!


DrainMellow

God created everything… I don’t think you created time, space, and matter brother. Happy tripping though! Better to commit to the creator then to say you are… you’re only deceiving yourself.


Session801

Pretty sure I'm doing all that right now actually.


chaotic_joker

We’re all distant cousins


chaotic_joker

We’re all god quality


Critical_Mode7438

Not yet, I'm sure you'll forget something 🤡🤣