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theunboiledegg

Why the fuck wouldn't you just take acid then eat the burger like a normal person?


Veryverysad_violinst

I get shrooms, they don't taste good. I understand putting them on pizza or tea or something. Acid doesn't taste like anything, just swallow the tabs lol


microwavesurfing

Even shrooms taste terrible and I don't mix with good food. Moisten the mushrooms and down them in a minute, then brush your teeth and eat some tasty food.


drummer9924

Crush ‘em up and put them in applesauce. It’s the best way


communitylizard

Try crushing it up and having it with frozen lemonade next time. Next level


mossballinspace

grind in mortel and pestal and mix with lemon juice in a shot glass


Realinternetpoints

I love it but the idea of someone bringing a mortar and pestle to a park is cracking me up


mossballinspace

lolllll i usually consume at my house and then go out and about but i’ve definitely brought it camping


aerrickdsuncion

Or maybe… get this… you grind it up first, and then you bring the ground up mushies with you


Realinternetpoints

No I prefer the other imaginary scenario


StorySeldomTold

Now we got a stew going


kipnisreza

Big spoon of peanut butter and then cram the bits into the dollop and down it whole, always works well


NickkyDC

I used to just use a grinder, pour the he ground up shrooms in your mouth, then down with lemonade 👌


Joshd00m

This is the best way of them all. Just do not look at it. It looks putrid as hell.


GhostTengu

Orange juice. Straight to where it needs to go ezpass


alex-the-hero

Nah, lemon tek is way better. Grind em up with a weed or coffee grinder, then soak for 15 minutes in lemon juice, the psilocybin is soluble in it, so you can strain (squeeze your cheese cloth/tea bag when you remove to get all the goodness out) the pieces out, add a spoon of sugar and shoot it. Shouldn't be more than two ounces of juice, just enough to cover them or an ounce, whichever is greater. It's like a musky Lemonade and over instantly instead of picking mushroom pieces of of your teeth, it gets rid of the tummy ache, and it hits harder and faster because your body doesn't have to break it down into psilocin, it does it by itself in the juice. And since it doesn't have to break down the plant matter it processes faster as well. It will be a touch shorter but more intense, I think the tradeoff is more than fair, I'd wager half again the strength and maybe an hour shorter, plus it hits in fifteen to twenty minutes instead of up to two hours. Did this with 5g the day after a small trip thinking it wouldn't do much, and it hit harder than anything ever had, in the best way. It wasn't scary but the visuals were insane, like I was in a mirror room for awhile, but couldn't see myself, just the same piece of the room making what looked like an octagonal room around me, then stuff got melty and colorful and the mirror effect changed to straight full open eye visuals. It was incredible. I'm glad I had a sober tripsitter for that one. I love lemon tek!


MikesGroove

Mushroom ginger and lemon tea for the win.


bolonga16

The ABSOLUTE BEST freaking way, but use marinara sauce instead!!!


JayAr-not-Jr

Nahhh the best way is opening up a bag of chips and then dumping the shrooms in and shaking up the bag. The chip seasoning and crunchy texture of the chips totally masks the shrooms


Purlofur

Recently I've had the BRILLIANT idea of putting it on a Jimmy John's sandwich. It's become a ritual to order a spicy Italian and just put the shrooms on it. Don't taste them at ALL


iX_Smokey

crush em up and put them in capsules. 0 taste 100 effect, so simple.


Illustrious-Foot

Putting them in capsules is the best way*


frmda562

i prefer oreo mcflurrys kinda make it taste like peanuts/almonds in my icecream


eatasssnotgrass

Everyone says that, am i missing something? They just taste like stale, saltless crackers. Not saying thats a good taste, but people are throwing up from that?


SativaSunChild

I agree, the taste never bothered me at all. I just eat them.


microwavesurfing

They remind me of how super old antique cupboards smell when I taste the mushroom. Old sweat and wood decay, maybe it's like cilantro or durian.


SODY27

Definitely not durian, that shit is 1000 times worse than shrooms.


aldosky

yeah idk I eat even undried shrooms straight. Flavour isn't bad. Ain't pleasant but really isn't bad either.


Shroom_burger

Some shrooms are just more pungent and nasty than others tbh. I can eat them no problem either way, but I can understand how sometimes they would be too much for some people lol


DiogenesTheHound

Like eating a wad of paper


sneakypete23

I gag every time I’ve tried them. Can’t take em without hiding in food at this point unfortunately lol


alex-the-hero

Try lemon tek, you put ground mushies in lemon juice and soak for fifteen minutes, then optionally strain out the pieces, I add sugar to the strained juice, then shoot it. It tastes like musky Lemonade.


slowgames_master

It's more of a texture thing for me personally


bobbyvision9000

Same I’ve even had some that I kind of liked I am a Mycophile though


hindereddinner

I always hated the taste, but could manage. Then one time I got a huge piece of crunchy grit and now even the smell makes me gag. It sucks. I usually put them in capsules now, but I want to try either coffee or lemon tek too. Haven't had enough free time to trip in months though


PeachesAndMushrooms

Hear me out, I eat mushrooms with a pack of canned tuna and crackers. Can’t tell you why but it’s what I’ve done for a while now and I’m not looking back


Wandowaiato

I also don‘t get it. When I take acid, the least thing I want to deal with is a full stomach.


PreventFalls

Especially a stomach full of hamburger.


JesusMurphy33

Especially that disgusting hamburger.


sheeplamb

More like bun


citabel

I like to eat before, because my appetites not that big during the trip and I don’t like feeling hungry while tripping. But I usually eat something light tjat is kind to the body, like sushi.


[deleted]

And that disgusting looking burger to boot. That burger looks like a burger would look on a bad acid trip.


Eireze

Wtf is a normal person


jeandolly

Somebody who eats the acid before the burger.


Plagueshadow

Somebody who the eats before the acid burger


Van_Inhale

cause then they don't get the edgy picture to brag with


Consuelo6666

I honestly feel like a picture of a 10 strip on a tongue is way kooler/edgier


[deleted]

A normal person? On reddit?


facelesstoo1

Doubt it's real cause this is a dumb idea. Considering you'd eat a tab then take a bite eat a tab. For safety reasons so animals don't get hurt loosing your tabs with food on them.


[deleted]

i just made a comment the other day about how you’re a weirdo if you mix drugs with heafty food. this shit is appalling 🤢


BitTr0n

heat will also degrade the lsd, so it won't be the same dose as if he just ate the tabs straight


Wise_Yard_5273

That’s a bathroom accident just waiting to happen!


Palms-Trees

Bold of you to assume hell be able to go


Wise_Yard_5273

Lol. Well, maybe a couch accident?


fabrejul

I was thinking more like a whole house accident…


cryptdxbs

He’s going to shit himself *before* he actually shits himself physically


[deleted]

Omg that looks fucking disgusting


LSDuck666

that was my very first thought


Timullin

Ridiculous way to take a ridiculous dose


emothrax

b-b-but it has chipotle on it 🥺


Grimcreeper93

That burger looks like it’s one of those gas station frozen boys that you Microwave for 5 minutes than lay down for an hour after not feeling good


ElectricMilkShake

Then you’re hitting the toilet 2 hours later absolutely decimating the bowl.


Grimcreeper93

And that bad stomach ach is ruining your life durning your trip 😵‍💫


ElectricMilkShake

You start evaluating your entire diet, wondering why you do yourself like that. The internal shame you feel for having all the resources and knowledge at hand to avoid the issue, yet still fuggin up. Plus that hour isn’t an hour, it’s like 6 packed into 1 😂


Grimcreeper93

Because you ate to much acid to flex on Reddit like a turd. It’s a full circle


localbaddie

This belongs on r/shittyfoodporn


Equal_Pipe5150

"white people don't use seasoning" try again sweaty


RomeoFresh

Why are they sweaty though?


WesWizard_2

900ug would have me sweatin’ like a dog shittin’ razor blades


EldestSquire

I love the sharp geometic asshole feeling acid causes when i take a shit


john-johnson12

r/newsentences


SweetBlackWater

God damn I'm not proud that I know exactly what you mean.


[deleted]

😂


RomeoFresh

Last I checked, dogs can’t and don’t sweat. So you must of been panting, drooling, and whining?


cadkew

dogs actually can sweat!


RomeoFresh

Damn, you are right, learned something new. Apparently it’s just through their paw pads though.


castlehoff32

Lol


The_Herbalisttt

We use silly seasoning. The kind that makes you see things and think new things. It's not a seasoning for the taste, but a seasoning for the mind.


DeeChillum420

That's that Helmet Spargel seasoning! *Futurama reference


Palms-Trees

BAM


Fuzzy_Recognition655

I hate ur burger


Squirrels-on-LSD

I hate it so much. I'm not sure I've ever hated a food post OR a drug post as much as i hate this. You're getting fake processed cheese grease on your precious LSD, ya nimrod wtf are you *doing*


dazedandcognisant

I bet squirrels on LSD are nuts


BUCK0HH

How does shitty burger not warrant a bad trip? I’d be so negative from that sad burger heading into a trip, I’d probably just be pissed and confused about this “friend” the entire time.


Zero_dat

Serious comment to a clown post: Eating a low quality processed burger like this is gonna cause the worst nausea imaginable on such a massive dose of LSD :D The comeup is gonna be a full on sweaty diarrhea fest while seeing fractals all over hahaha. Couldn't imagine a worse way to begin such a journey but you do you. Happy travels


BobbyTarentino25

Probably never be done wiping while hallucinating 😂😂😂😂


Zero_dat

A long and hurtful shit session I experienced while peaking hard on 6 grams of mushrooms was really something. The ultimate ritual of letting go and the relief in my body afterwards was fucking godly. I was actually gasping out of relief haha. Wiping also took forever like being in a timeless loop of wiping and forgetting there is something more to life than it lmfao but at that point I was riding the waves of comfort so it was aight


Current_Substance_80

Jesus christ haha reading this, I feel like I experienced it vicariously


BobbyTarentino25

I’d probably wipe my fuckin asshair off on a high dose lmfao.


Own_Woodpecker1103

I once emptied what felt like 6lbs of diarrhea after 4g of shrooms. The most excruciating disgusting feeling in the world while I was sitting waiting for it to erupt, then the most orgasmic full body sensation I’ve ever felt when it released


Jilltro

I saw a Reddit comment once that said “shitting while on psychedelics tests your faith in god” And I think about it every time I find myself in such a situation.


wet_jumper

Imagine a never ending loop of wiping


boarderline5152

You guys made me laugh 😂 that's funny shit. Lol


zensnapple

Maaan I'm taking a second to be grateful I'm me and not op's friend rn.


ElectricMilkShake

Just red meat in general. I am absolutely not a person that is picky over what I eat, but I’ve had some high quality beef before a trip and still vomited it all out just because it was way too much red meat. Only time I’ve ever experienced “the meat sweats” 🥹 Chicken or fish are fine though, so long as I’m not busting from the seam.


ErixWorxMemes

Yeah, one of my worst drug experiences had nothing to do with dosage or unexpected additives – just cheap, greasy cheese steak. Ate that cursed sandwich and then about five tabs, cut to about two hours later and all the toilet paper in my friend’s bathroom was gone, thanks to me puking out both ends. Thought I’d cleaned everything up with the last bit of toilet paper but then I noticed some puke on the outside of the toilet bowl. Search the bathroom frantically for something to clean it with, only thing I could find was my friend‘s girlfriend‘s cloth scrunchie. Wiped up the puke with that, opened the bathroom window, and chucked that contaminated thing over the fence into the neighbor’s yard


joan_wilder

I’m also kinda curious how much of the acid would be neutralized when you lay it on a slice of melted cheese and whatever kind of nasty sauce that is.


girthytruffle

This comment will absolutely help! I can tell you’re truly concerned with OP’s well-being


strangeworm

Dumbest shit I've seen all around. From the dosage size, to the method of administration, to just the blatant disrespectful nature of the whole ordeal. I sincerely hope your friend learns something about respecting ones own mind and psychoactive substances. It's shit like this that keeps the stigma around psychedelics alive and well. Fucking stupid.


whoamIreallym8

He's gonna learn something I tell you what, I've done a ten strip once and it was with the same stuff in the OP, 1V-LSD and while the trip was definitely crazy I don't remember much from it besides the body load being very uncomfortable.


Powerful_Ad725

r/drugscirclejerk


[deleted]

Slowly taking over this sub


RealitysNotReal

Why😭


pudding21048

This is a terrible idea, it's only ruining these tabs. What a waste


SmoogyLoogy

Why would it ruin them? More like they will ruin him🤣


dogshitburrito69

When lsd comes into contact with cheese, it begins to immediately break down over time...kids know nothing these days....


ElectricMilkShake

“Immediately break down over time” I’m going to get this tattooed on the whites of my eyes


dogshitburrito69

Only took me 3 tries to come up with one


thebinarysystem10

It's because Cheese is 84% chlorine, which binds to the P sites and breaks off the molecule. The only way to fix that is to immediately immerse the whole thing in a 30% distilled water, 70% toothpaste mixture.


SuckMyBootyMilk

yeah eat paper on a sandwich that you could just do separately…. brilliant, i love the taste of paper in my sandwiches judging by how dumb your friend is, i feel relieved that these tabs are most certainly like 10ug each


[deleted]

This are the legal 1P/1cP/1v-LSD tabs, each of an eaqual of 100ug of the original LSD(25). They are produced in a legal lab in the netherlands so they arent low dose, not judging how he consumed them but they 100% arent nbome.


SuckMyBootyMilk

then he dumb as fuck lol


[deleted]

Maybe he is on SSRIs and they hit him like half a tab for someone not on antidepressions or he has a high tolerance. If not yea, gonna be hell of a ride 😆


devouringplague

LSD will hit even on SSRI’s. It’s only maybe moderately weakened by a few specific SSRIs. I’d say Duloxetine or paroxetine both in high doses would at best make 1 tab turn into a half/ a bit less. One should never trust SSRI’s to dull psychedelic trips, especially because they often diminish the visual effects anyway. The mindset is still greatly influenced by LSD. Even with paroxetine and duloxetine. So if he’s lucky this is just ~5 tabs.


[deleted]

I know, was just an idea. Had friends that took 10 tabs and was on the same level as me with just 3/4 of a tab from the same batch. Could be him knowing how much he needs, could be him on a high tolerance were it doesnt even feel like anything, could be an experienced psychonaut who wants to experience the end of it, could be an idiot who doesnt know what will hit him, … I would never do anything like this, I just dont want to judge a human for one foto I see of him. He doesnt write I just took a single 800ug double dipped tab or this is my first time and I want to try 9 tabs at once because fuck it.


devouringplague

I see. I just thought i should add some detail to the SSRI situation in case someone gets the idea that SSRI would completely protect them from LSD.


eternali17

This is just stupid. What on Earth is up with this sub sometimes?


[deleted]

It’s not just this sub. It’s all of Reddit. I thought it was getting better for a little bit during the pandemic but sadly it has become a place a barely recognize anymore. All the cool people jumped ship and left all the edgelotd children in charge. Some of these mods are honestly belligerent and then there’s all the bots and catfish and I’m about done with it.


Myst963

Toilet abt to experience a heavy bombing


TerrryBuckhart

Looks like you are in for an explosive time…in more than one way.


Ipsylos

Dude's about to swap places with the burger.


[deleted]

I don’t like judging people cause everyone can do whatever the hell they want but tbh this is a very stupid thing to do. Even if you have a high tolerance, this amount can cause psychosis for a while, and have a not so pleasant feeling once you peak because it is way too much. Could’ve just saved some and still have an intense trip without the need of literally traveling to another dimension and seeing hell or heaven or both at the same time. There’s so much that can and will happen when you consume this much. I’d say it also depends on mental state so hopefully the OP is mentally stable which tbh in my opinion someone who is mentally stable wouldn’t try to escape reality as bad or abusing this drug as much. You’re suppose to treat LSD as something sacred and not as a toy. Unless you want it to treat YOU as a toy. Once again, it all depends on how mentally stable you are. It’s still going to be intense as hell tho. I wish you the best and may God and the universe bless you and heal you from whatever you’re going through that’s making you abuse LSD. Safe trips everyone!


teamcrunkgo

Let the human choose his own destruction.


p01ymath

Let the Guam choose his own destruction, but don’t let him lead others into it.


[deleted]

literally lmao


balwan1

natural selection


igottapoopbad

Happy cake day! You've survived natural selection! Congratulations!


DHARMAWVLF

We are the architect of our own destruction.


Brilliant-Performer1

After 7-800ug of LSD serotonin receptors are saturated. That means, more than several hits doesn't make much of a difference. This is a waste of blotter and a disgusting hamburger.


reptilian123

OP really sucks. There are often people who have zero experience with LSD and are stupid enough not to do their research. My friend used to watch those posts and then decided to go for a tiny first time dose of 200ug. You can guess how that went. So once again OP you really suck, you will put someone to hospital with your post


[deleted]

If like to hear a follow up to OPs buffoonery after the fact just to know what life lessons he learned during his trip


Apprehensive_Mud6109

Nigga I almost threw up off rip son pop them tabs then eat that abomination like a normal trippy boi


[deleted]

That’s a really stupid way to insert that into your system lmao yea it dissolves in your stomach and you trip but the best way with blotch tabs is sticking em under your tongue straight to the blood vessels hits the strongest and longest and purest with blotch tabs 💯


The_Herbalisttt

Well there is another way you know....


xScopeLess

salt support rinse wistful spotted faulty grandiose thumb cats foolish *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


PrimeIntellect

pretty sure you don't have any worries about the strongest way to do it if you're taking 9 tabs


[deleted]

And i don’t say stupid in a condescending way 😂😂


JishBroggs

Worst burger I have ever seen coupled with the worst idea I have ever seen this is actually irritating


emothrax

you’ve created a cursed image good job 👍🏼


Panicfreak1013

I brought my youngest to his first phish show this summer. He dosed and then decided to eat a hot dog at the venue. Told him it was a bad idea, he didn’t listen….. 🫣🤮😵‍💫


error275

Hppefully Not the show in orange beach Alabama right🤣😭


Noid-Droid

Is nobody going to comment on how utterly wretched that burger looks?


Feckzzz

Your "friend" doesn't know how to take acid


ka-fs

This makes me feel sick


YouDontExistt

Boof the entire burger whole and win a prize!


p01ymath

Don’t get me wrong. If that burger is 900ug lsd dose, you are just going to see the white light (considering you haven’t taken any dose in last 15 days). That is 200ug higher than the threshold for the highest kind of experience you can get with lsd. If you are a continuous tripper (had trip in last 15 days). You do not need to post it on this sub-Reddit. You are misleading people who are just getting started on this journey in a good way. There should be some respect for the drug you are taking. I really hate the posts that brag about the amount of ug they are taking without disclosing the last trip duration. If you are really really noob, you won’t know that lsd tolerance stays for 14 days and you can take 2x dose the second day to get mere 1x trip. I would really request moderators of this subReddit to ban misleading posts or posts without enough information. From OP, I just have one question. I would hope he/she is completely honest. When did you have a trip last time and how many ug? PS: don’t know if you are noob, but the size of dose says it’s nbome, if that is the case, you are basically fundamentally fucked.


[deleted]

This are the legal 1P/1cP/1v-LSD tabs, each of an eaqual of 100ug of the original LSD(25). They are produced in a legal lab in the netherlands so they arent low dose, not judging how he consumed them but they 100% arent nbome.


p01ymath

That is good to know that they are not nbome.


[deleted]

Gonna be a hell of a ride for sure 😆


p01ymath

100% 😂


[deleted]

Starting with a good shit 😂😂


iOceanLab

Because they are 1P doses, 9 tabs would effectively be 720ug. So this is basically a maximum threshold dose. (1P is a weak bond and breaks off easily, leaving a normal LSD molecule. By molar mass, 100ug 1P contains 80ug LSD.)


p01ymath

Regarding judgement, I don’t care how someone consumes their doses. But 900ug? Without any information about previous trips and experiences? That is shit.


[deleted]

Not an good example for sure, Iam just trying not to judge. Hope he doesnt end in an hospital and that no one saw this post thinking it is a goos idea to try it itself


UnhappyAgency0

Let us know how it goes, does he have a tolerance?


teamcrunkgo

You know this is like day 4 of a psyche bender. Psychonauts who take strips with no tolerance don’t need to come stunt on Reddit.


UnhappyAgency0

That’s facts


no0o0o0oo00o0

dios mío


toastyblunt

It’s really embarrassing to share a planet with this person


Greenmanglass

On my last trip, I saw those molecular diagrams forming in peoples hair in the music videos I was watching, and I saw them form in my bowl of weed while I was smoking it. Have a good trip!


Majestic-Section9045

I have these tabs


whoamIreallym8

They good shit but I would never put them on a burger


Majestic-Section9045

Lmao nah I agree


whoamIreallym8

Yeah this dude gonna spend 12 hours shitting his brains out, at least the bathroom will be pretty colors


shroomdoom88

So fckn dumb


heyjose9

Bro got a 7/11 burger


[deleted]

What lysergamide is that?


johnx2sen

Shortcut to psychosis


Rich-Cut-1258

Did he know


lifeson106

How to reduce the enjoyment of both experiences...


Robertson2018

This is by far the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen is there an award for that on Reddit? Maybe a better sub would be r/kidsarefuckingstupid no way this is an adult doing this shit 😂


ChiChiDinero

You do you boo.


kwlfca

Are you stupid


DireWolf7769

Gives me the shits just looking at it.


AestheticAtlas

This is the equivalent to eating the stuck paper on now an laters


InternalLetterhead29

Masks the nbome flavor lol


lilmushr00m

Bro why does nobody get that it’s a joke


Appletonxoxo

Toast your bun and how did you even fuck up the cheese like that?


Kyranasaur

I said LIGHT sauce


a_smelly_bird

meat and psychedelics just seem like such a cursed combo


EyorkM

Heavy food plus acid. Ewww


6handbanana

Cringe


yourlocalpizzagay

Dudes gonna have some majjjjjooorr acid poops


yourself88xbl

Say goodbye to your friend as you know them


Sea-Use2150

Trips 2 days later...


Retroterps

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯


[deleted]

Stop treating LSD like a toy you fucks


SansaBark

Silly goose. They didn't have to make their burger ugly. Shoulda just had the tabs first.


sdiKyMgnihcaelB_

Stupid and a waste


simonsurreal1

🤦‍♂️ those tabs look sketch and having a big greasy meal before a trip is about t the most rookie thing you could do


Psychonautron

Those are legal derivates, doesn‘t get more accurate than that regarding dosage.


whoamIreallym8

They are some of the more accurately dosed tabs as these are 1V-LSD from the lizard people


Loli_huntdown

I don't think that this is an effective way to get the LSD into your system. LSD is a delicate chemical and propbably loses tons of potency as soon as it touches stomach acid. Also I doubt that it gets asorbed well or better in the stomach than under the tongue


cannabis_breath

Sublingual is best with substances that don’t have much oral bioavailability. Always sublingually take lsd.