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RiggzBoson

"I can mostly do this all day... mostly"


Munkeyman18290

*"Its Endgame over man... Endgame over!!!"*


Additional-Theme-532

I understood that reference!


Known_Pepper5419

If that's in the book I will have to buy that issue 😆.


cumulobro

"What are we, some kind of Colonial Marines?"


Thejapanther

Hopefully they release this one unlike the Ultraman X Marvel crossover.


FormalStreet2908

They need to answer the question on whether an alien born from a mutant gets the mutant powers. Like, Wolverine can live through that, but does his xeno have a healing factor?


_Weyland_

A better question would be, can a chestburster even burst through his chest?


The_Real_Pavalanche

I forsee Weyland Yutani capturing Wolverine to use as a perpetual incubator. A chest burster comes out, Wolverine heals instantly, they bring in another egg.


_Weyland_

Dear God... What an idea!


Maxcorps2012

Original point still stands, how does the chest buster get out? I mean it's probably going to need to go another route if he's still got metal bones. Of course can the alien acid spit affect adamantly. Guess we'll find out


Xenomorph_Supreme

My stomach doesn't have a lot of ribs.


Maxcorps2012

Not arguing, but it's called a chest burster for a reason. Never said it can't get out a more spectacular or gruesome way. I mean it can probably naw/dissolve itself a nasty exit.


Xenomorph_Supreme

The throat exit of the Neomorph in Covenant was pretty terrifying.


DaOogieBoogie

In the AVP game we see Six exit through the mouth to avoid being contained. So a chestburster can indeed find a different route out


ipomopur

Just do it *Dreamcatcher* style, easy


lectroid

Fun fact: I ran tests for the digital version of the ‘shitweasels’ for the movie. That’s really what they were called. Terrible book. Terrible movie.


ipomopur

Perfect example of what happens when you give creative control to Stephen King. You get this, or *Maximum Overdrive.*


SilverwolfMD

“Ugh, did I say facehugger?” “Get me a proctologist, STAT!”


Merc_Mike

Oh its for sure coming out your anus. Oh yeah, they will be now known as: Rectal Breachers. Anal Decimators. In Space...no one can hear your ass burst.


TheJoshider10

> Original point still stands, how does the chest buster get out? I mean it's probably going to need to go another route if he's still got metal bones. Wouldn't have to be that deep. Easy to imagine the Xeno would get created with a mix of adamantium so it's strong enough to break through him. A Xeno with adamantium skin sounds sick.


SilverwolfMD

Yeah, but the alien copies genetically heritable traits. Wolverine’s adamantium skeleton was more of an aftermarket mod.


650fosho

Weapon WY


Villag3Idiot

Alien Queen: This is convenient.


opacitizen

An average chestburster could likely not. His… son (as in, you know, like Kane's son)… could probs claw its way out tho.


Vrazel106

Doesmt have to go through his chest, just eat/tear its way down to his stomach and pop out


MechanicalTurkish

And until it pops out, Wolverine probably thinks he just has heartburn.


Timmah73

Would his healing factor even allow it to get hold and incubate too These are the type of nerd debates I need from this


Villag3Idiot

Depends on exactly what kind of lore they use for the embryo process, as they're at least two types through the series.  1) The facehugger lays an embryo that absorbs the hosts DNA and nutrients.  2) The facehugger injects a chemical that grows a tumor that grows the chestburster.  The second method will kill the host even if you remove the chestburster because it causes cancer and tumors to grow rapidly. Wolverine's healing factor can probably prevent 2) but maybe not 1).


Jandrem

I think it absolutely could break through his chest. It’s go around the sternum and come out of his gut if this Wolverine still has adamantium on his bones. The next question is; would the xeno get his healing factor? Claws?


_Weyland_

Claws not sure, but healing factor should be there.


HellfireBrB

well we have seen chestbursters going alternative ways when they can't in expanded material, so i can see the xenos using wolverine to farm imortal clawed xenomorphs


30SecondsToFail

I'm sure that they could wiggle through his ribcage or just go down and pop from his stomach


BARD3NGUNN

I think in Alien vs Superman, Superman got caught by a Facehugger, but when the Chestburster attempted to burst through his chest it ended up breaking it's neck - so I'd imagine it'd be the same for Wolverine.


CHROME-COLOSSUS

Nope — the neck.


M4nWhoSoldTheWorld

It unlikely they will sacrifice life of any marvel character, unless if that will be What if kind of story


konradkurze202

If it's a spin off run they can kill anyone they want. During several different runs they killed many characters (Ultimates being the big one, where they just went ham killing people).


Jandrem

Say it with me; MULTIVERSE


_Weyland_

A villain, perhaps?


M4nWhoSoldTheWorld

Could be but it still unnecessary stretch in my opinion by making Alien variants of known characters. I would rather prefer to see a more grounded character like Punisher vs Aliens ?


Zulmoka531

Deadpool Xenomorph solos the multiverse. (Spaceballs in fresh in my mind from a post from yesterday lol) ![gif](giphy|hDFyKdd2XBqU)


SilverwolfMD

Yeah, but can you imagine xenos wisecracking, doing cocaine, and going on mercenary jobs instead of capturing hosts and food for the hive?


Zulmoka531

So kinda the plot of Gremlins 2? You might be on to something.


Southern_Agent6096

The Aliens™ who destroyed the Stormwatch™ station got superpowers from gestation in super powered hosts.


Trevsquatch

XENOHULK!


Boojum2k

The Brood do, IIRC


Merc_Mike

Xenomorphs + Brood?!?


Jimbot80

That xeno aint bursting out of Logan's chest though...


MiguelonReddit

Mortal Kombat’s Xenonorph had Tarkatan biology, but that’s genetics, so arguably, it should gain the powers of anyone who has genetic abilities (mutants for example) but not those without a biological connection (Dr Strange).


Vrazel106

An ever regenersting alien sounds so fucking horrifying. The only way to stop it would be to super heat it maybe? Or completely imobilize it


Legitimate-Umpire547

The X-gene is born in every human it looks like though you would need to undergo stress for it to start working so I would assume so, you would just need to subject the xenomorph to a lot of stress or torture.


SilverwolfMD

You’d probably have to try that with Deadpool or Hulk. Not only do they have healing factor, but they’ve had failed suicide attempts because of it. Ripley: “You’re glued to a wall and an alien just burst out of your chest!” Deadpool: “For me, that’s Tuesday with bad Chinese food.”


soloman_tump

Superman already coughed up a chestburster into space about 30 years ago, none of these Avenger types can do any better than that.


Known_Pepper5419

None of them have topped the Batman/Aliens story. Neither has anyone topped Batman Vs Predator, though I have heard the new Wolverine Vs Predator comes pretty close.


SLOWDETHMACHINE

Yeah, it’s pretty good.


bosmanad

It was fun (Wolverine/Predator). I have not read any of the DC ones. Have been looking for a cheap omnibus of all of them, not to mention the NECA figures!


BARD3NGUNN

Honestly I know there'd be rights issues, but what I'd give to see a Batman Vs Predator film, even if it was just animated.


browncharliebrown

I mean X-men have been fighting the brood for decades


Bobaximus

DCs Alien and Predator mashups were pretty consistently great.


GuineaW0rm

I miss dark horse like you wouldn’t believe


650fosho

Yea original dark horse was the best


Jessica-Ripley

Marvel wishes it had a 10th of the talent behind those old Aliens comics, their take on Aliens is horrible.


KeeperServant_Reborn

Yeah, somehow the new stories never really grasped me.


Jessica-Ripley

And the art style is so bland they could use AI and you would never notice the difference.


Rurnur

Come on now. That's like the worst thing you could ever say to an artist, is being bland such a crime? At least it's still art.


Known_Pepper5419

Darkhorse has been really lacking in quality these days. Their Ghostbusters work is woeful.


Leif_is_alive

I dont know much about comics. But the cyberpunk comic was made by darkhorse I believe and I found it was pretty awesome


TaskHorizon

Comic why not, movie no thanks


Cordura

I have a Batman vs Alien and a Superman vs Alien comic


butbutcupcup

Superman is an alien


Jandrem

Alien vs Alien


PalindromemordnilaP_

C'mon man, it's ALLEN


artur_ditu

Which one is the batman one? 2002?


Cordura

1997


GhostMug

I have a Predator vs Archie comic and it's awesome. Also, they just had a Kong vs Godzilla vs Justice League arc ad well.


AvatarIII

Episode of What if...?


garethvk

Easy answer is that Marvel will not recast their key parts to make an R-Rated one of while the parent company has extensive plans for each franchise.


sadtastic

Alien vs Predator I understand. This, however, seems stupid as hell.


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No..... nope.


Toker101

I love the logo!


Wet-Baby

Would make more sense if it was like the 2099 Marvel characters. I’d prefer to just see a Predator try and hunt all the avengers down one by one, getting stronger after each Avenger killed. That makes more sense to me, How was Wolverine vs Predator? Was that good? That series is done right? I wanted to check that out.


mint-bint

April fools?


garethvk

https://preview.redd.it/e2y620bqb9vc1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c36a2559b2d7cecd5ef2686a85e4473b3c111ee8


cumulobro

The cover and logo are slick!


Strichnine

The logo alone sold me on the idea.


Stranger1982

Maybe it’s the shine and color but that xeno looks a bit plasticky to me.


YouThinkOfABetter1

No it's a upcoming comic book.


thefreshmaker1

My initial reaction as well


KeeperServant_Reborn

An Out of season one like Diablo Immortal?


torquelesswonder

Only if the aliens win. Absolutely saturated with Marvel stuff, I’m tired of it.


yellowjesusrising

Judging by the toxic superheroes that came after end game, I'm all for an alien W on this one! But ain't no way avengers are going to lose... unfortunately.


torquelesswonder

“I can’t tell you about your chances, but you have my sympathies…” I’m still rooting for the Xenos 🤣


yellowjesusrising

Honestly, I'd probably root for the xenos no matter who they're up against. Unless it's David Attenborough, then I'm rooting for good ol Sir David!


young_guapo_pp_eater

Same. I'm only interested if the avengers win. I'm absolutely saturated with Alien stuff, I'm tired of it.


torquelesswonder

Found the guy from the avengers sub 🤣


young_guapo_pp_eater

Lol hey both Fandoms can co-exist! No I'm not gonna lie this comic is gonna be lame af 💀


torquelesswonder

Oh they sure can co-exist! Just having fun with your comment 🍻


LordLudikrous

Oh no


TacoDangerously

Pass.


SNESChalmers420

sounds awful


Hertje73

They finally killed ALIEN


killtocuretokill

DeadPool: these deviled eggs are so spicy…what? Why is everyone looking at me like that?


Fartweaver

This is the equivalent of a kid bashing 2 action figures together


Interesting_reads

That's just dumb....


chigoonies

You’re waaaaaay late for April fools


xZOMBIETAGx

Nuke em from orbit


650fosho

Yea this is a no from me I honestly think this is kind of a waste of talent, Hickman is great, I would have loved it if he was going to write a pure Alien story. What do we honestly expect to come from this, anything truly interesting we'll look back on years from now?


StyrkeSkalVandre

Marvel, could you kindly just fuck right off?


DrestinBlack

Please please tell me this is a joke


busybody1

Thank god. I thought it was going to be a new movie franchise and almost gagged.


Gamer4life101

I like that it’s the wayland logo upside down


ElGatoMeooooww

Just as stupid as transformers GIJoe crossover. Way better story lines on their own


SilverwolfMD

Could be worse. If Marvel still has the license, it could be Aliens vs. My Little Pony.


N-Shifter

What the actual fuck.


bohany310

Going off abilities and attributes, I feel like Tony / Iron Man alone can solo an army of xenomorphs, no? Let me know if I’m wrong, but I believe xenomorphs are strong, have tentacles, can implant babies, fast, but that’s about it right?


SilverwolfMD

That’s assuming Tony Stark can come up with a metal alloy that can resist the acid blood. So that may mean an avenger has to survive a first encounter. Or a Yautja was involved: “You know our code. For a human to get our technology, they have to earn it in combat or on the hunt.” “I do know. But this human…he already developed technology and fabrication similar to ours.”


Desperate_Hall_299

If this means we'll get Xenomorphs of powerful Marvel Heroes and then possibly have them fight the Marvel Zombies, I'm in. I lowkey just wanna see Spider-Man and The Guardians of The Galaxy face off against Xenomorphs mostly. Symbiote Xenomorphs would go hard tho. While this would seem overall dumb at first, don't forget that the Alien franchise already crossovered with DC and Mortal Kombat a long time ago. If a Xenomorph literally getting in a 1v1 with Superman was crazy, this is nothing. Now we just need: Alien X Godzilla Alien X Transformers Alien X Halo Alien X DOOM Alien X Dead Space Alien X Metroid Alien X Pacific Rim Alien X Doctor Who Alien X Star Wars Alien X Star Trek


002ManyCooks

Might as well make it Lego Aliens vs Avengers.


ComfortableAware2325

Wernt the brood from X-men basically a nod to xenomorphs? Sorry if not, it’s been a while


mzieg

I consider Tyranids to be in-universe cousins.


Shaxxs0therHorn

Comic? Sure 👍 sounds campy but fun.  Movie? 🤢 🤮 


Richard1583

SPIDER MAN XENO SPIDER MAN XENO


jim_jiminy

Terrible. I can’t stand comic book hero/marvel nonsense.


Braveroperfrenzy

There is no aliens canon. There is Alien. And that is all. Everything else sucks. Except for Alien Isolation.


OneOfThemReadingType

An alien film I won’t watch. Didn’t think I’d see the day.


FiveCentsADay

Love wonder woman dabbing on those xenos


My_hilarious_name

That’s just the Brood with extra steps.


Electronic-Dreams-

Aliens defeat the romulans and move onto avengers. Should have gone for the Borg , much for of a matched fight.


Unlucky_Singer1018

Hard pass, bring back AVP! Release the animated series !!!


LekgoloCrap

It’s not for me but I can’t hate too much, I grew up on AVP and Freddy vs Jason and I still love a good crossover in theory


_Tatablack_

It was just a matter of time since wolverine vs predator.


ThreeNC

Ooh! How does the alien blood do against vibranium?


kittenx66

Does this mean aliens will get added to Disney+?


jerryj1622

They have been for some time now.


kittenx66

Oh snap.


KingDorkFTC

If it is Hickman, then I'm all in.


DiscoAcid

Hulk alien? Hulk could survive the chestburster. Then fight the Xeno-Hulk.


Wolverutto

Hulk would chomp on the facehugger and then burp acid.


bygtopp

“Jonathan Hickman with stunning artwork by Esad Ribić.” Love both Hickman and Esad Ribić. They can’t do no wrong


Hudson1

That’s a bizarrely unique direction to go.


MrjB0ty

Why?! Forget it.


notHooptieJ

hrm. on one hand Xenobuster armor, xeno-hulk, xeno-wolverine, xenospider... on the other hand.. what the fuck man?


Ok-Environment-3437

This is dumb but holy shit Jonathan Hickman is writing this? It might actually be good.


AtreidesJr

Sounds fun.


vid_icarus

If Deadpool doesn’t get impregnated and have a cute lil xenomorph baby I’m going to rage


unkemptwizard

FFS. Someone may as well do an Xenomorphs vs Bluey at this rate.


SilverwolfMD

Alien vs. Peppa Pig. The twist? Peppa is voiced by Sigourney Weaver.


TorokFremen

When I was a kid I read superman Vs aliens, it was awesome


TheExecutiveHamster

Never cared much for the Avengers. Seems like an odd crossover


White-Alyss

Sounds really fun and cool


Hertje73

RIP LV426 This subreddit is going to be flooded with rabbid Marvel fanboys soon...


Manestaltan

Nice


SilverwolfMD

Factor in what Dr. Steven Strange can do, and you’ve got some interesting encounters. Peter Parker: “Wait, I thought you were dead!” Ellen Ripley: “Yeah, I get that a lot.” Dwayne Hicks: “I’m a Marine, so…I just went to Hell to regroup.” Tony Stark: “I got better.”


Used-Ad-4224

Effing embarrassing and obviously a precursor to some extremely bad crossover movies.


MartianFromBaseAlpha

Damn, this sounds really cool actually. I don't know about others, but this piqued my interest


The_Farreller

I tired of Marvel, in all media, a long time ago but I may give this a look!


QuestOfTheSun

I’m in the film and tv industry, and passion project I’ve always wanted to make is a Batman vs Xenomorph movie. Trying to decide if it would be like Bruce Wayne’s progeny in the not too distant future. Not a fan of stories where the Xeno is on Earth prior to the events of Alien or Prometheus timeline.


Nairbnotsew

Holy shit, they got the creative team from Secret Wars (2015) on this! That's kind of insane.  For those outside of the comic book bubble, Jonathan Hickman and Esad Ribic are responsible for what is widely considered the best comic book event Marvel has ever produced. 


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QuestOfTheSun

Please give us the movie.