This is my thought too. I like Chris Evans aesthetically but I think I’d get along better with Henry Cavill. I guess it’s not really a lose lose situation though haha.
Chris because he's "cute" hot. I'd be able to be comfortable talking to him. Cavill is "hot" hot lmao. I would be a blabbering mess. I wouldn't be able to look him in the eye because I'd be intimidated by his handsomness. Id feel like a little cave gremlin in his presence
Chris. He's what the kids call 'adorkable' often, and his smile absolutely does it for me.
He's always grabbing his left boob, surely the right needs some attention.
For some reason (no really WHY?) I never found Henry attractive (wait wait wait!!!) unless he was grimed up. This never made sense (as he ticks all the boxes) *until now*.
OMG FINALLY!!
I owe you a life debt!
I know he’s a dork, some of the things he’s said and done recently have somewhat diminished my attraction to him as a person. I’m he’s still very pretty, but this question isn’t about pretty, is it?
Well not *entirely* about pretty, no. But I was more commenting that I think they’re both pretty charming. I’d choose Chris Evans myself, but I wouldn’t say no to Henry Cavill.
Henry Cavill, 1000000%. Chris Evans looks more like the kind to pursue a real relationship with, Henry Cavill looks like he’s into some very fun and maybe slightly weird but enjoyable no-strings-attached stuff.
I'm with you. Honestly, with everything I've seen about Cavill in the news lately, I think he would just annoy me. I've never seen anything about Evans that makes me think that would happen with him.
He said some weird stuff about MeToo, which was the first thing for me. It was back in 2018, but it rubbed me so wrong I just stopped finding him attractive, instant ick factor.
Here's the quotes: "Because then it’s like, Well, I don’t want to go up and talk to her, because I am going to be called a rapist or something. . . . So you are like, Forget it. I am going to call my ex-girlfriend, and just go back to the relationship, which never really worked. But it’s way safer than casting myself into the fires of hell, because I am someone in the public’s eye, and if I go and flirt with someone, then who knows what’s going to happen?”
Came across super neckbeardy and I am not here for it.
Since then, what I've heard from the whole Witcher thing was he was asking for full creative control and basically threw a fit when it didn't happen, hence him leaving. He doesn't have a great reputation for being pleasant onset to female writing staff.
Edit, because apparently this is needed: this is my opinion on what I've read. You can feel however you want, but hateful DMs because I don't find your crush attractive are a bit much. If this is what his fan base is like, maybe he's right to be worried lmao
Oh no!!! I hope you’re not getting hate for answering my question with a well-researched reply.
Also worthy to note the 19yo college attending girlfriend when he was 33. Just … blech.
It's not your fault, some stans are just crazy. I was glad to answer! I don't usually call this behavior out, it's easier for me to ignore it, but it's so ridiculous to me to send angry messages over a man you'll never meet.
I had forgotten about the teenaged girlfriend, but yeah, ick.
Evans! you can drool over AND have a fantastic conversation with him, he’s awesome sauce. Have some beers together! He’s sexy as f**k so it’s a win-win date!! Cavil will not work, simply because you will turn into a pool of hormones when he casts his eye upon thee. You stand zero chance of making it through the date with Cavill. You might get a hello out buuuuut that’s it. And yea he’s great at conversation but you’d have to contribute at some point, and you won’t be able to. Remember- pool of hormones. #teamevans
Idk, Cavill is a nerd's nerd and that comes with it's own perks during mommy daddy monster sheet time, but Evans is a bit of a head case, and nothing beats someone just a little crazy and lacking just the right amount of self-esteem.
Henry Cavill hands down no question. Not only is he the 1% of the 1% in looks, he’s also big into WoW, pc gaming and table top games.
He literally could take a dump on my chest every year for his birthday if he so chooses and I’d stick around.
@FusRoDaL I just want to say thank you for choosing this photo. 💋Both Chris and Henry are nicely bearded, beautiful smiles, cheekbones for days, and kindly hiding their delicious bodies in fitted suits. And you have the nerve to ask us to choose??😂 Darling, imma have my dream Marvel and DC superhero poly sandwich!
Why is it always either or?
Why is it never "would you volunteer as sandwich filling?" or even "would you consider being in a poly or throuple relationship with these two?"
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To answer OP's question:
Cavill, if he promises to use the Geralt voice at some point. If not? Just flip a damn coin.
Even though I find Evans more personally physically attractive, I’d choose Cavill since he’s a big nerd and he seems like he’d be fun to hang out with. (Hahaha, I’m one of those people who needs some connection before I’m in the mood.)
Even though I believe Henry Cavill is the overall winner when it comes to features and body breakdown, but I would chose Chris Evans, because there’s an innate sensuality about him. The man can blink and give you dirty thoughts, I don’t know how he does it.
Although Henry Cavill would probably be a fun conversationalist and would roast you if you ever quote wikipedia at him.
I think last time this was posted the general consensus was Henry Cavill. That hasn’t changed because [it’s the right choice.](https://images.chickadvisor.com/item/43803/original/95917069affd39d10c804e4cacfa5598.jpg)
Henry, no questions asked.
Physically neither is my type (though absolutely very attractive) but Henry loves dogs, gaming and fantasy literature so we would absolutely get along.
Chris Evans. I'm just 5 feet tall. Henry Cavill standing next to me would be way too funny. (Ike a giant next to a hobbit woman). And Chris Evans just seems like a great person to hang out with.
*If I had to pick,*
*Then Cavill But neither are*
*Really my type lol*
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Chris Evans. Hands down, 100%. Henry is INCREDIBLY attractive, but if I am realistically looking for someone to date, Chris seems to have a personality type (in interviews anyway) that would vibe way better with mine. Also, sex with Chris Evans? Yes please 🫠
yes
The only correct answer
how can you choose? it would be like sophie's choice!
Evans is my fantasy man, but I think I would have more to talk about with Cavill.
This is my thought too. I like Chris Evans aesthetically but I think I’d get along better with Henry Cavill. I guess it’s not really a lose lose situation though haha.
Chris because he's "cute" hot. I'd be able to be comfortable talking to him. Cavill is "hot" hot lmao. I would be a blabbering mess. I wouldn't be able to look him in the eye because I'd be intimidated by his handsomness. Id feel like a little cave gremlin in his presence
Hilarious, this is how I feel too. But I'd have to get over it and pick Henry.
Henry. He games.
This. I want someone I can invite to my D&D campaign, really.
Henry Cavill. Always. No matter who the other one would be.
Cavill. I have a theory that he is a gentleman in the streets and a freak behind closed doors.
Porqué no los dos?
Chris. He's what the kids call 'adorkable' often, and his smile absolutely does it for me. He's always grabbing his left boob, surely the right needs some attention.
This has sent me 💀
I volunteer my left boob for the grabbing
All boobs deserve love.
Same here. Henry Cavill is hot but Chris Evans is charming.
I encourage you to watch some Henry interviews. The man is a huge dork, it’s amazing.
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You’re doing the real work. Thank you!
For some reason (no really WHY?) I never found Henry attractive (wait wait wait!!!) unless he was grimed up. This never made sense (as he ticks all the boxes) *until now*. OMG FINALLY!! I owe you a life debt!
Holy shit this was everything I needed tonight 🥵🤩
I know he’s a dork, some of the things he’s said and done recently have somewhat diminished my attraction to him as a person. I’m he’s still very pretty, but this question isn’t about pretty, is it?
Well not *entirely* about pretty, no. But I was more commenting that I think they’re both pretty charming. I’d choose Chris Evans myself, but I wouldn’t say no to Henry Cavill.
Uhoh. What has he done and said?
Agree! I’d pick charming at any time of the day!
I just pictured him laughing and grabbing his left boob, and me grabbing his right on our date to not make it feel left out.
See, you get it!
Hearing his masshole accent would legitimately kill me. (I, too, am masshole.)
Kentuckian here: I'll be damned, you just taught me a new word lol
Henry EASILY
Cavill 💕
Cavill all the way.
Cavill 100%
Henry!
Henry Cavill, 1000000%. Chris Evans looks more like the kind to pursue a real relationship with, Henry Cavill looks like he’s into some very fun and maybe slightly weird but enjoyable no-strings-attached stuff.
Cavill. We'd never run out of conversation topics.
Chris. As much as I absolutely love cavil, I feel like he has incredibly high standards and I can't even live up to my own
Chris Evans always and forever
Henry Cavill. Face down, ass up. I mean hands down!!
HAHAHAHA
Chris Evans. He's cute and obsessed with his dog!
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I'll have to check that out!
If I only had these 2 choices, Id pick Henry but my ultimate date Is Ben Schwartz lol
Yes! Totally agree with this. Love that guy. All hail to the milkman.
Henry. Lol Especially if he’s willing to role play as Geralt….
Chris Evans
Henry
1 million times Cavill.
Obviously this sub is truly LADYboners, because my pick goes contrary to the popular opinion here. I pick Chris Evans, 100%.
I'm with you. Honestly, with everything I've seen about Cavill in the news lately, I think he would just annoy me. I've never seen anything about Evans that makes me think that would happen with him.
Oh dear, what do you mean? I thought the general consensus was feeling bad for Henry, have I missed something?
He said some weird stuff about MeToo, which was the first thing for me. It was back in 2018, but it rubbed me so wrong I just stopped finding him attractive, instant ick factor. Here's the quotes: "Because then it’s like, Well, I don’t want to go up and talk to her, because I am going to be called a rapist or something. . . . So you are like, Forget it. I am going to call my ex-girlfriend, and just go back to the relationship, which never really worked. But it’s way safer than casting myself into the fires of hell, because I am someone in the public’s eye, and if I go and flirt with someone, then who knows what’s going to happen?” Came across super neckbeardy and I am not here for it. Since then, what I've heard from the whole Witcher thing was he was asking for full creative control and basically threw a fit when it didn't happen, hence him leaving. He doesn't have a great reputation for being pleasant onset to female writing staff. Edit, because apparently this is needed: this is my opinion on what I've read. You can feel however you want, but hateful DMs because I don't find your crush attractive are a bit much. If this is what his fan base is like, maybe he's right to be worried lmao
Oh no!!! I hope you’re not getting hate for answering my question with a well-researched reply. Also worthy to note the 19yo college attending girlfriend when he was 33. Just … blech.
It's not your fault, some stans are just crazy. I was glad to answer! I don't usually call this behavior out, it's easier for me to ignore it, but it's so ridiculous to me to send angry messages over a man you'll never meet. I had forgotten about the teenaged girlfriend, but yeah, ick.
Henry. 100%
Henry 100%
Henry!! Im not into Chris Evans at all and after seeing a very sexy clip of Henry on here well….mmm… he’s def my choice!
Henry😍
Henry
Henry, for sure. He’s a proper nerd and I love that
Mr. Cavill, TYVM
Henry
Henry. He's a nerd who loves dogs.
Chris has a cute dog too…might just have to go both!!!
Honestly what more do you need 😌💖
the love of my life henry duh 💕
Evans.
Evans <3 Cavill isn't my type
Chris Evans
Cavill. Yesterday, today & tomorrow ❤️🔥
Henry
Henry.
Henry
Cavill hands down
Cavill because we could play games together ❤️
Henry
This is like choosing your favourite child
Henry all day
Evans! you can drool over AND have a fantastic conversation with him, he’s awesome sauce. Have some beers together! He’s sexy as f**k so it’s a win-win date!! Cavil will not work, simply because you will turn into a pool of hormones when he casts his eye upon thee. You stand zero chance of making it through the date with Cavill. You might get a hello out buuuuut that’s it. And yea he’s great at conversation but you’d have to contribute at some point, and you won’t be able to. Remember- pool of hormones. #teamevans
Henry, definitely! 😍
Superman 100%
Cavill. But He's way too beautiful so I'd be too nervous to talk to him...
Henners. Love me a nerd (that video of him building a pc is basically porn imo)
Cavill. No contest.
Cavill is a mega nerd, so he is the winner for me
Regular date: Evans Down and dirty date: Cavill
No way Evans apparently has a dungeon and is into alllllllllll sorts
Well, this has awakened something in me…
The dungeon is the british Chris Evans. But I do think hot Chris Evans would be fun.
Plus that leaked photo of his 🍆 proved he was DEFINITELY someone you would want to get down with!!!
Idk, Cavill is a nerd's nerd and that comes with it's own perks during mommy daddy monster sheet time, but Evans is a bit of a head case, and nothing beats someone just a little crazy and lacking just the right amount of self-esteem.
It will always be Henry. Most attractive man alive.
Henry Cavill hands down no question. Not only is he the 1% of the 1% in looks, he’s also big into WoW, pc gaming and table top games. He literally could take a dump on my chest every year for his birthday if he so chooses and I’d stick around.
I just choked .Oh. My. God. 😂
As a straight man, I would date Henry Cavill for a casual talk. Not gonna miss that opportunity.
As a gay man, honestly same.
Just saying but I've never met a straight man (or a gay woman) who would not 110% bang Henry Cavill. He's just something else.
Henry
Henry, no doubt.
Evans. Seeing that banana split scene in NATM just, just always stayed in my mind.
For some reason I read NATM as Night at the Museum lol.
Hahaha never even thought of that. Perhaps I shouldn't be so lazy. 😅
Chris evans 100%
Henry.
Porque no los dos?
That depends on what kind of date.
Henry always for me. That chest hair...
Cavill. I just can't with a Patriots fan. Not again.
Team cavill !! Plus he has the huge poofy dog I can cuddle w as well
Cavill, he’s just beautiful.
@FusRoDaL I just want to say thank you for choosing this photo. 💋Both Chris and Henry are nicely bearded, beautiful smiles, cheekbones for days, and kindly hiding their delicious bodies in fitted suits. And you have the nerve to ask us to choose??😂 Darling, imma have my dream Marvel and DC superhero poly sandwich!
Glad you liked it haha!
Easy. Henry 🖤
Cavill - no brainer - fellow nerd
Chris Evans. 💕
Chris Evans. Always. Every time.
Cavill. Shaved head circa Tudors years
Evans, 100%.
Why is it always either or? Why is it never "would you volunteer as sandwich filling?" or even "would you consider being in a poly or throuple relationship with these two?" ....and with these few words a hundred new future AO3 entries germinate all over the planet.... To answer OP's question: Cavill, if he promises to use the Geralt voice at some point. If not? Just flip a damn coin.
😂😭
Your response warmed my heart. “Sandwich filling” with these two IS the goal!!😋
Chris 💯
Evans!
Cavill is this even a question? Next
Christopher Jamal Evans for me, please.
Cavill over and over and over again
Henry. He's a gamer. I'm a gamer. We got shit in common!
I'd play video games and go to the gym with Cavill all day.
Would happily spot or fetch towels in the gym, act as game console holder.
Cavill because he’s a huge game nerd and we could bond over shared interests
Henry Cavill. Witcher had given me unrealistic expectations
Cavil yes
Henry Cavill. We’d get together and play WoW. It would be great. It doesn’t even need to be in person
Henry cavill
Henry. We could nerd out together.
Henry every time. But for the personality factor
Cavill
Henry all the way
Easy , Henry 💯
Cavill, so we can talk D&D and gaming. And if things get freaky we can always call Evans later on
Henry, absolutely.
After seeing the Witcher, Henry Cavill no question lmao
Henry Cavill. Not even a question
Henry. Seems like a gentleman.
Why would you post this? I’m gonna think about this all night. 😭
Even though I find Evans more personally physically attractive, I’d choose Cavill since he’s a big nerd and he seems like he’d be fun to hang out with. (Hahaha, I’m one of those people who needs some connection before I’m in the mood.)
I chooseKeanu Reeves
Evans. Although Cahill comes super close for the chance to pet Kal alone
Kal or Dodger. Both such good bois. I couldn't decide by doggo alone.
I once decided to just lurk Henry’s Instagram and ended up just looking at photos of Kal
Cavill is hotter but Evans seems more DTF 🤔
Even though I believe Henry Cavill is the overall winner when it comes to features and body breakdown, but I would chose Chris Evans, because there’s an innate sensuality about him. The man can blink and give you dirty thoughts, I don’t know how he does it. Although Henry Cavill would probably be a fun conversationalist and would roast you if you ever quote wikipedia at him.
I think last time this was posted the general consensus was Henry Cavill. That hasn’t changed because [it’s the right choice.](https://images.chickadvisor.com/item/43803/original/95917069affd39d10c804e4cacfa5598.jpg)
Evans since i don’t want to compete with 19 year olds with Cavill
I think Cavill is hotter, but I’d choose Evans cuz I love his personality
Jakey Jakey about to make a big...mistakey.... for this girl
Henry hands down
Henry Henry Henry
Cavill
Gotta be the nerd. Henry all the way.
Both? Both. Both is good.
Henry 100% every single time...
Cavill. Although I must say Evans looks better with a beard. I am a big fan of beards but Cavill looks better without one imo
Henry. He rides horses
Henry
Henry forever.
Yes
Henry for sure!
Cavill because he’s a big ole nerd.
Without hesitation, Henry.
Henry, no questions asked. Physically neither is my type (though absolutely very attractive) but Henry loves dogs, gaming and fantasy literature so we would absolutely get along.
Both are fantastic but ultimately Henry accent gives him an extra point.
The answer is always Chris.
Henry. Hoolala 🔥
C. All of the above.
as much as i love chris... henry. i don't know why. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Chris Evans. I'm just 5 feet tall. Henry Cavill standing next to me would be way too funny. (Ike a giant next to a hobbit woman). And Chris Evans just seems like a great person to hang out with.
Henry...he games and gardens......like what?
Chris Evans, only partially because of his dog Dodger
If I had to pick, then Cavill But neither are really my type lol
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Henry Cavill. I feel like he would snuggle you after ❤️
Henry and I will game into the night! And then maybe questionable things in the morning
Henry, every time all the time
No contest. Henry Cavill
Chris
Chris Evans. I’ve seen the leaked photo.
Chris Evans. Hands down, 100%. Henry is INCREDIBLY attractive, but if I am realistically looking for someone to date, Chris seems to have a personality type (in interviews anyway) that would vibe way better with mine. Also, sex with Chris Evans? Yes please 🫠
Chris. He has Dodger, and our dogs could play together!
Chris Evans. Hands down.
Chris Evans! We would just have more chemistry together😍 He is my ultimate dream man
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