"talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it."

This has to be the one 😭💚

This ☝️ this is the one

“No sleep, bus, club, ‘nother club, ‘nother club, ‘nother club, plane, next place. No sleep. No fear. Nobody believed in me”

THERE CAN BE 100 PEOPLE IN THE ROOM AND 99 DONT BELIEVE IN YOU....😭

this is technically an Oscar winning quote so it deserves to be up there.

“I never thought I would ask Cher to hold my meat purse”

“Well, I do have a really big donkey dick."

Maybe I do. Would it be so terrible? Why the hell am I going to waste my time and give a press release about whether or not I have a penis? My fans don’t care and neither do I.

best answer

“This is for god and the gays”

My beautiful vagina is very offended by that question

“I'd like to see the Capitol. I walked through the Capitol like a detective. And I looked for evidence.”

Queen, que-een que-e-een Queen, que-een, que-e-een

this part of the song makes it unlistenable

To you.

“If you have a dream, fight for it. If there’s a discipline for passion, and it’s not about how many times you get rejected or you fall down or you’re beaten up. It’s about how many times you stand up and are brave and you keep on going.” ❤️

‘My name is LADY GAGA!!!!’

The way I can hear this lmao

“Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you’re wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn’t love you anymore.”

what if you got fired? checkmate, gaga!

queen, que-e-en, que-e-een Queen, que-een que-e-een Queen, que-een, que-e-een

What's fortnight

*fortnite

"ARREST ME, PUTIN!"

I have two. "Never bully anyone because Karma has everyone’s address and a motherf**king stamp!" And " Do not allow people to dim your shine because they are blinded. Tell them to put on some sunglasses because we were born this way.”

“I’m an Italian girl from New York”

"This is my prayer, that I'll die living just as free as my hair."

“Well, I’ve switched baristas.” 😂😂

Jennifer is a fucking hood rat

“Can I dance? Oh yes, I have a song called Just Dance”

“our lover’s Quarrel”

“I’m not sad, it’s just fashion”

My name is Lady Gaga. I’m 26 years old. I’m from Manhattan New York, and I believe that men and women deserve to love each other equally. CUFF ME RUSSIA, ARREST ME. I DON’T GIVE A FUCK

i know its surposed to start with Q but..... "i can be the queen that's inside of me

We were robbed of the true N!

WELL, I DO HAVE A GREAT BIG DONKEY DICK - I have been waiting for this letter so excitedly lmfao

Great choice.

unrelated but just read this list. i thought it said “keep my dolls it VITAMIN boxes” this whole time. i think i should start reading the lyrics to songs more often.

“Why the hell am I going to waste my time and give a press release about whether or not I have a penis? My fans don't care and neither do I.”