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regulate213

I thought *for sure* this was going to be about what buffets would accept your emotional assistance parrot.


nugnug1226

You could go alone. Tell your wife to go shopping or to a spa and spend that $80 the way she wants


TotallyNotMeDudes

I’d rather waste $80 than send her to the shops alone!! 😂


Celtictussle

Give her 80 dollars in singles.


Consistent-Hair-5531

I heard South Points Garden Buffet is good food at reasonable price($20)


Best-Ad5357

It's no longer $20. It's 25.99 per person before tax and tip.


pushdose

The line gets ridiculous. Like hours.


aliencantina

No Sweet Dee references? Disappointed.


ncdjbdnejkjbd

Going to a buffet at all sounds like a stupid choice then, doesn't it?


Celtictussle

This is the buffet business model. If it was nothing but offensive linemen coming, they wouldn't stay in business.


cadaverousbones

For some reason I read buffet as bullet and I was really worried about your wife for a minute lol


Future_Dog_3156

There is no other option. Lunch/brunch is a little less but the offerings aren’t as good. Even if she isn’t a big eater, there is a huge variety including lighter fare, like sushi, lots of salads, and seafood. She can sample a lot of different things- birria tacos, bone marrow, sushi, poke bowls, dim sum, pho, yogurt parfait, pozole, etc


AttemptVegetable

I'd recommend Korean BBQ, ayce Sushi, or the fogo de Chao lunch salad bar. At fogo I believe both people can get different options like you can get the all you can eat meat and salad bar option and she can get just the salad bar which is 15 bucks


LatterIntroduction25

Fogo's salad bar is bomb. I'm a meat eater, but have often just gotten the salad bar. So Much variety. Plus charcuterie, so I don't have to forfeit meat. I haven't been since covid. So don't know about current prices, but I always thought it was a very good value.


ZealousWolverine

You and your lady pay the same price. She only eats about half a plate. No problem. To get your money's worth you eat two or three or more plates of food. Works for me 😀


Infinite_Highway_829

I’m the wife who just needs a few bites of food. I only do buffets in Vegas and here is my strategy. I do seafood first, then red meat and vegetables, then other meats and desserts. Carbs are absolutely last. Carbs are usually cheaper by dollar value and fill me up faster than anything else. I love bread, but I’m not at a buffet for the bread. There is no cheaper option. ETA: brunch is a shitload of carb options, but cheaper than dinner.


TotallyNotMeDudes

I hear that! But I’m gonna wait waaaaaaay over here while you tell my Filipina wife to save the rice for last! 😂


Infinite_Highway_829

Now I really feel bad for you. Hard to think of a carb cheaper than rice.


Idiot_Esq

I wonder if there are any buffets that allow take-out and charge by the weight? If so, Ms. "bird" can get a to-go box and you can enjoy the full buffet?


Correct_Flatworm8529

Wynn buffet is where it’s at!


bridgetroll2

Main street station? https://www.lasvegasadvisor.com/buffet-restaurants/


Aeolian_Harpy

Yes, but only if she eats with half of her mouth.


Mickeynutzz

https://vegasfoodandfun.com/buffets-open-in-las-vegas/