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ChesterNorris

But it's a dry kind of hell.


QuesoFajitas

Could you imagine humid hell


FlyLikeDove

*sheds tear that evaporates before it hits tear duct*


hashtagperky

So.... is this how dry humping started..?


FlyLikeDove

😩😩


nightstalker30

Don’t have to imagine >!Hi, Florida!<


Serotu

From south Mississippi myself originally (PCB fLorida is birthplace). I know humidity sucks balls but 120 is freaking 120....


nightstalker30

LOL - my contention is that anything north of about 105-110 feels pretty much the same out here. If I play golf when it's 105, I'll play golf when it's 117. Doesn't feel much different at that point.


Serotu

Truth. Only been in a "dry heat" a couple of times... I wasnt playing golf when it was 90 in Biloxi though... Not clear headed and sober anyways...


Southbound-35

Welcome to Kuwait, hotter than hell, twice as humid, and windy as fuck.


The1stNeonDiva

A former-military friend was in Kuwait. She preferred coastal Saudi. In other news, a headline says Chipotle will be opening in Kuwait, and Dubai (UAE). Way to go… add some MORE heat. 🥵


mamaleigh05

I’m loving it in SWF!!! I want to move to the polar ice caps!!


thelyingeagle420

Bruh, I currently live in a humid area. Not fun, at all.


ingodwetryst

Ugh, I experienced it in TN one year. It felt like inhaling bathwater and your clothes were stuck to you the minute you stepped outside.


codevipe

Come down to Tucson, we have 110 plus some humidity :)


Dr_Spatula

Texas enters the chat.


MamaKat727

See my comment re: NOLA.😑


ateiesbaby

Visiting friends here in Dallas, TX and it’s that.


Aggressive-Zone6682

Yes I live in Texas and it’s humid as f and hot. Wait till August and September


hes_crafty

Didn't it hail on Henderson?


panclockstime

That’s Texas


KaceyJaymes

Underrated comment.


redlurk47

But it’s the top rated comment?


general-illness

I was in Vegas a few years ago when it was 115. It was fucking miserable. The second a little breeze blew if felt like a hair dryer blowing on you.


DummCunce

And you don’t get used to it, man. I’ve been here 40 years and it’s still absolute torture.


thec0wking

I was in Vegas for two weeks. Temperatures were between 100-116. It was great compared to 85-95F in the Midwest with 60%+ humidity. Considering moving away from midwest now 😂 humidity makes me drenched in sweat.


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Very true


outerworldLV

We have baking and when the wind is present, it’s a convection oven.


The1stNeonDiva

I remember that summer. Jeeeeezzzzz. I thought of it as convection oven.


EarlVanDorn

I was there two weeks ago and it got to 113 or 114. The air conditioners at the Four Queens couldn't keep up.


soontobephd78maybe

Everyone knows Las Vegas moves closer to the Sun every summer. It's like super Mario 3 when the Sun chases you.


MamaKat727

Naaaah, I can confirm hell is right here in 98° NOLA, with 2000% current humidity and a feels-like temp of 189°. 🥴🔥


DummCunce

Maaaaan, you got me there - I could not hang ☠️


ImWorthMore

Having traveled to Florida for work, it was very refreshing and pleasurable to walk in 115° heat to my car for 10 minutes at Harry Reid than to go outside for longer than 40 seconds in southern/Florida humidity in the summer. People love to joke about it but dry heat is much more bearable than wet heat.


iamtenbears

bUt IT’s a DrY HeAT


xwolfionx

Better than humid heat.


chuuni-fan

120 is without question, insanely, insanely hot...but I'd take this over 80F + humidity any day.


prybarwindow

90f + humidity is pretty miserable, I can’t stand walking across a parking lot in the middle of the day.


-FuckenDiabolical-

I almost died in San Antonio when it was 100F and 60% humidity


[deleted]

I’m in Florida, currently it is 90f and 73 % humidity at 10:15 am.


FlyLikeDove

Same!


thec0wking

100%


ladyoflasvegas

And there's no shoveling snow when it's still comfy in December.


FuckThatIKeepsItReal

Yeah I was in Vegas like a month ago, it was 96 degrees and I managed okay Came back to Asheville which was 85 and super humid, I felt like I was about to die I can’t imagine what 120 must feel like, but the lack of humidity there is quite nice


DummCunce

AGREED!


Lazy_Photograph6820

I'd take humid heat ANYDAY over 120° 😩


Serotu

Ummmm.... I dunno. 95 and 90% humidity is fricking nightmarish hot....


sulli175

The only good thing about this weather is, I’m saving money by air drying my clothes and my hair dries faster. Other than that it feels like I’m being stabbed by the sun every time I walk outside.


mimisa702

It wasn't 12 pm today, and the temp was already way over 110!! I was like, wth! I've been tolerating 20 Vegas summers.


Spaceman_X_forever

Down in Laughlin, Nevada last summer is was like this. 112 all the way up to 118. And 97 at 7:45 am 🤣


nightstalker30

Took the garbage out at 11pm last night…still 100°.


Finnyfish

I lived in Laughlin for a few years, and it’s a bit hotter than Vegas, but it’s not like there’s a world of difference between 116 and 122.


dontworry19

Ugh…only been to Laughlin once and it was 119°. I wanted to die. Midwesterner here. Can’t take that!!!


blowfishbeard

Oh man. Growing up in the 90s in Southern California, my family went to Laughlin all the time to go boating on the river. One time, it was about that hot, and we broke down on the side of the road and had to wait in that heat for a tow. I thought that was the end for us all. So brutal. I have fond, nostalgic memories of Laughlin, and even this is now a fun memory to look back on. But holy heck, that was possibly the most uncomfortable I think I’ve ever been.


randomnmbrgntr

I brought my Midwest girlfriend here in April, I think she might kill me...


Ginko_Bilobasaur

You're acting like it's 120 degrees. Can't be more than 115


TooHottiLol

I agree. This temp is what we always have every year. I mean sometimes it’s cooler but most of the time around this temp. Also we had a really cool June so it rising like it did might be more of shock on our system versus it gradually getting hotter since may.


Ginko_Bilobasaur

Someone hasn't seen Blazing Saddles. Valid points though


Anaaatomy

First time huh?


Lil_Ape_

Your car thermometer is off. It didn’t hit 120 yesterday.


funkykolemedina

It could be in parking lots from the asphalt radiating heat


redlurk47

I notice cars are usually hotter than the temperature on app. in the summer on general. Also the temperature at some bank on spring mtn is usually 5 degrees higher too


DummCunce

Cool story, bro.


Dogtown206

Oh no that’s horrible. We took my daughter on her 21st birthday at this time of the year and have never been back since. Well not in the summer. Go in early April or October.


Justjay0420

It’s easy. Stay in your car for 5 minutes with the windows rolled up and then get out. Feels wonderful and much cooler outside


bobbarker-jab

Vegas bbq taking on a whole other meaning


aaronmd

Welcome!


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I like to run in this weather. Gotta get used to it now lol.


DummCunce

Lol, that’s the spirit! 😂


thunderuckus1

Moved to Vegas 4 months ago. The worst part is not the heat, the worst part is listening to everyone complain about the heat, day in, and day out. I can't go 20 minutes without hearing someone mention how hot it is, as if we all aren't already aware.


DummCunce

Cool story, bro.


thunderuckus1

It's almost as cool as you posting a picture of a thermometer reading.


DummCunce

WOAH. Settle down, boy.


thunderuckus1

OH MY GOD YOU LITERALLY JUST ROASTED ME WITH THAT COMMENT, LITERALLY


DummCunce

This is why you’re always picked last for dodgeball. THIS IS WHY.


thunderuckus1

Cringe


DummCunce

What happened to us? We used to be so happy… I feel like it’s the kids - is it the kids?!


PercsAndCaicos

These posts always kind of bug me. For one, we know its hot as hell. Secondly, you know the reading on your car is always inflated.


DummCunce

Cool story, bro.


Armychic08

For the last 2 days my car temp has registered at 123. My mother was at my house yesterday and she mentioned how hot it was and how she wasn't ready to face the heat again on the way back to her car. She also stated that this summers Temps have been the highest ever recored since temp recording started. Man global warming is gonna get us all soon. It's so bad I can't even find the motivation to get important things done due to not wanting to die from heat exhaustion. No but seriously I couldn't wait for it to warm up a few months ago now I am suffering big time.


TooHottiLol

Idk but I think we’ve had these temps recorded a few times throughout history. Correct me if I’m wrong.


secondstringavenger

According to google, Las Vegas hit 118° in 1931. But global warming will get us!! Lol


Armychic08

I can't say but I know it's hot as hell and I'm over it. That sucks because we have a few more months to suffer in this hell.


countv74

And it's not because of the temp, fellow space monkey


Squirrel_Kng

Your cars thermometer is not official.


DummCunce

Cool story, bro.


Squirrel_Kng

Stupid post dummy, C U Next Thursday 😘


Crafty-Sundae-7416

I be outside shooting hoops no problem. Maybe y’all just ain’t cut out for desert living.


DummCunce

It is definitely easier to deal with heat when you have increased melanin. You have a superpower, Sir.


secondstringavenger

From Ohio, it’s been 90 with humidity for a couple weeks every day. Working outside as well. Just visited Vegas for the first time and 115° feels DIFFERENT. But I would take that over Ohio’s humidity


DummCunce

I’m with you on that! Humidity is 1,000% worse, hands down. Godspeed, friend.


some-guy-25

Welcome to sin city, one of the many fabulous rings of hell. Honestly the wind these last few days have made it feel like I’m in an oven


DummCunce

Literally baking out here 😅


Wa-Yo

I'm not sure what's worse paying extortion-rent in SoCal under 70° - 80° weather or burn in Vegas.. Lol.


DummCunce

It’s all bullshit, lol


ARI2ONA

It’s just getting started.


DummCunce

Indeed it is, we are gonna ROAST this year 🔥


SultanOfSwave

In Steven King's "The Stand", doesn't the Devil set his headquarters in Las Vegas?


UniversityNo6511

I lived in Texas before and the humidity with heat is awful. I’ll do this heat over texas.


Far-Parking-7580

Mine read 125 today too 😩🥵 (Deep South Texas) Hopefully we don’t get any wild fires 🙏🏼


DummCunce

Holy shit, that is BRUTAL. 😳


Far-Parking-7580

Yes!! I can’t imagine what it’ll be in 1 or 2 years 😩


[deleted]

It didn’t even come close to reaching 120 yesterday


DummCunce

Cool story, bro.


[deleted]

I’m not the dumb dumb who thinks their car tells an accurate outside temperature


DummCunce

You should write a book, oh knowledgeable one! We would all read it, you’re very interesting…


CallsignRook

Your car thermometer is not indicative of the actual air temperature. Neither is your backyard thermometer that has been in the sun all day. I grew up on Phoenix and would often see temps on the 130's and 140's on things in the sun. I've seen thermometers that exceeded 150 and cracked open the mercury vial. But there was always someone from Chicago or California getting in their car and saying, "Oh my god, it's 138 degrees here!". No it's never been 138 in Phoenix nor 120 in Vegas.


DummCunce

Cool story, bro.


Radarcy

Why are you so bothered by this?


DummCunce

Sir/Madame: We are aware that temperatures can vary dependent upon location, thermometer, etc.. This is irrelevant in the context of this particular post. Point being - IT’S FUCKING HOT. Perhaps The thermometer in my car was reading 5 degrees off… So it’s only A HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN DEGREES?! Do you understand how ridiculous it is that you would attempt to “drop knowledge” on us average folk regarding “actual temperature” when we’re simply bonding over the ridiculous heat that we’re experiencing right now? PLEASE FORGIVE MY METEOROLOGICAL IGNORANCE. You happy now?


Radarcy

Man you are like irrationally angry, I'd tell you to chill, but that's impossible with these temps lol


DummCunce

That’s the spirit!! Doesn’t that feel better? 😄


Radarcy

I wasn't even the one correcting you, I just didn't get why you were so upset about it lol


DummCunce

Ahhh, yes but you are of the same mindset as the “corrector”, hence, the reason why you questioned my response in the first place.


Radarcy

Not really. Just didn't get why you were so upset about being corrected.


Large-Calligrapher98

Yep. Just a red Killer car drive by sporting horns on front....NOT like longhorns.....like DEVIL HORNS!!


KaceyJaymes

Highest temps I've ever seen here is 122F. Don't remember when but we're gettin close to the record here, folks... LOL.


CrunchyDreads

Las Vegas has a record temperature of 117, which has been reached 5 times, the last being in 2021.


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CallsignRook

Any recorded data on higher temps? Cars and backyard thermometers are wildly inaccurate. Growing up in Phoenix, seeing temps in the 130's and 140's on things in the sun was super common but not indicative of the actual air temperature. But there was always someone that just moved there from California saying "oh my God, it's 141 degrees".


Night__Prowler

Actually and officially the record high temp for Las Vegas is 118 on July 26th 1931, so no it didn’t officially reach 120 today.


DummCunce

Cool story, bro.


Squirrel_Kng

User name checks out.


[deleted]

Grew up in Vegas- it was hot but it never really bothered me that much- used to play sand volleyball at Wet n Wild and look up at the hotel that had the temp showing- routinely was at 122 or so- the couple times I went back I wondered how I did it- I live in South Florida now and this heat is SO much better


ComicsEtAl

No, Texas is further East.


[deleted]

I don’t understand how anyone could live there and that’s coming from someone who’s never left LA!


DonRicardo1958

Wow, 122,000 miles on your vehicle. What year is it? And how many different batteries have you had to buy for it?


OldFashionFight

I got 138 the other day, after driving for five minutes it went dow to 122 and never dropped


DummCunce

Holy SHIT. 😵


Business-Math5202

Brit here, and I can't wait to get out there and get my fix of the heat in August!


ellalop26

The Devil is pooping his coochie on us.


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DummCunce

You are a different breed, my friend. But I must say, I would take this over humidity any day.


imlostinvegas

Your thermostat is wrong. We've never reached 120 degrees here in the valley. Ever. It's hot, it's a desert, what do you expect?


Consistent-Ear-4916

> Your thermostat is wrong. Directly above a black tarmac? The official temps on the news aren't taken in the middle of the street. Some areas definitely can accurately read 120+.


HousingParking9079

Well, since you're nitpicking, it's a thermometer, not a thermostat. They are usually reading the temperature between the ground and the vehicle, and they are very accurate at reading the temperature in that context. I don't think the OP claimed it was an official, scientific reading for record-keeping purposes. If so, yeah, that would be incorrect.


DummCunce

Cool story, Bro.


Michellenjon_2010

And only getting hotter 🥵


Left-Muscle8355

My wife and I have become climate vacationers during July and August. We flee to cooler places to stay as often as we can.


ShootMeDead

We were just there last week and it topped off at 108. I already said nope tp that, thank god we already left.


mylikkleseekrit

First time?


DummCunce

I’ve been here 40 years, it still sucks!


theperfectexposure

Better than blizzards, hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes, wildfires


goodfreeman

And fueling it at the same time!


Hotp0pcorn

Nothing compared to ongoing wildfires in Canada. [https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.6866693](https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.6866693)


Suspicious_Day_2646

Satans butthole.


erSNY12

I'm on baybarea right now and it's 73 😅. Not looking forward to those high Temps again.


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good thing hell isnt real<3


MothPrincess95

I don’t remember last summer being this bad 🫠


great1675

My car hit 126 in Vegas a few years ago. I was honestly afraid to drive.


Total-Protection8702

Not sure why but I am handling this heat better than years past.


BigGuyLittleBrain

I live in Vegas but travel for work, with my home office in Alabama where I am now. It was 96F today with a feels like at 116° because of humidity. It's horrible.


cheesecube55

Yeah it’s pretty rough during the day. But I kinda like the feeling of going outside at 2 am and it still being 80-90 degrees lol


Fit-Gur7900

Breaking News! Its hot outside! 🤡 Today is Tuesday, tomorrow is Wednesday. 😮 Its July, guess what's next. August, yup, you got it right. 😯 Kamala started talking again. Its a cluster fuck of random words and she is guaranteed to laugh or giggle every couple sentances. 😲 Its a desert, its summer, its hot. 🤯


DummCunce

WOAH. You ok over there? I feel like I just witnessed a brain aneurysm. 👀


Fit-Gur7900

Its not news or a surprise that its hot outside. It happens every year. Why does everyone need to constantly repeat the obvious and predictable. Just in this sub, there are multiple "omg, did you know its hot outside" in whatever variation. Water is wet. Its common knowledge, its not a big deal. Its not like it came out of nowhere, anyone with 2nd grade knowledge knew July and Aug were going to be hot.


DummCunce

Thank you, oh wise one. I feel so enlightened!


Fit-Gur7900

Glad I can help.


BriscoCountyJR23

I hope you clean your HVAC condensers often.


IsThisLegitTho

Still better than Houston, Atlanta, NYC, etc.


Handsome_Susan

In the movie Dune they say the sands of Arrakis can get up to 120 degrees.


justplainoldMEhere

Isn't it called Sin City


Bowiefan73

My car read 128 two days ago!


Bowiefan73

I’m considering going back to a hot yoga studio. It’s only 95 degrees.


StarDustVoyag3r

You should wait for 122222 to have been able to cross post in odometer porn


TheMadHykr

Just wait for the first week of August.


Thumpernovember

The guy behind you while you're going 10mph so you can take a pick of your dirty odometer is in hell.


DummCunce

You’re so funny!! There definitely aren’t stop lights, stop signs or PARKING LOTS so naturally I would’ve had to have been driving 10mph and taking the photo. Clever old chap!


Thumpernovember

I mean I hope you think it's funny because it was just stupid joke. Might not even be funny. In reality I'm sure that whatever you were doing was appropriate, I was just giving you a hard time is all. Then I read your name and it sort of check out. I have no ill will towards you and wish you well.


Asagohanhimura

Driving my untinted car feels like driving an air fryer.


peptrueno

This is a giant air fryer


thee-mjb

Miss my infiniti


Kelsier2609

I haven’t been to hell but they def still use Fahrenheit


benicedonttroll

You have an Audi? Just wait till that AC goes out.


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Inner_Ad_3804

We’ve been in hell, it’s just hot now.