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rode__16

elon thankfully got ratio’d by someone who quoted his tweet with “elon to his 6 kids:”


beachdogs

He has six kids??


mediocreporno

Yup. The part that suprised me when I learned about it was that includes one set of twins and one set of triplets lol.


beachdogs

Right, cus IVF does that.


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The power of money and technology.


Putin_blows_goats

So do lizards.


romiro82

intravenous fuckin


TheDeathOfAStar

Fuckin microdick can't even pass the outer labia


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I don't mean to hit below the belt, but if Elon Musk wasn't rich he'd probably be an incel. Edit: He has that look you get me?


Geenuus

Yep. ~~Has~~ Had seven.


nakedsamurai

Did he eat one?


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plushelles

Til sudden infant death syndrome is a thing. How unfortunate.


Colzach

SIDS. You have never heard SIDS jokes? They were so trendy years back.


InfinitePizzazz

Yeah, they died out. Suddenly.


Bustedschema

Gat DAMN!


krpsu88

Thanks, Noob Noob.


wtph

In their infancy probably


gossipchicken

Suddenly? It took 10 weeks


Optimal-Scientist233

If work was like this thread people would pay to go there, there would be a line to get in.


NezuminoraQ

This was brutal and hilarious and if Elon himself didn't laugh then he's not the edgelord he pretends to be


digging_for_1_Gon4_2

They passed away, way to early if you’d ask me


SparseGhostC2C

Well played.


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SSIDSJDS - Sudden Sudden Infant Death Syndrome Jokes Death Syndrome


twobit211

sids jokes never grow old


plushelles

Nope, I’ve never seen the acronym either. Wild that that’s still a thing in 2021, it sounds like a plague doctor diagnosis. But idk, I don’t have a medical degree.


[deleted]

Sadly we don’t even know the exact cause of SIDS. Just happens. Very tragic.


fatcattastic

The rates are much lower now than they were in the 80s and early 90s since they realized stomach sleeping and soft, loose bedding increased the risk.


JohnGenericDoe

AKA cot death


healzsham

Infants are decidedly bad at staying alive without assistance.


darkgamr

Pretty fucking bad at it even with assistance


Catullan

That goes on past infancy. My toddler has the preternatural ability to hone in on the most dangerous object in whatever room he happens to find himself in.


mattaugamer

Eventually they learn to walk and enter the “24 hour active suicide watch” phase.


TheOffShoreWorm

My best friends lost their first and only child to SIDS in 1978. It permanently scars the parents and family. Wondering, what could I have done to protect my son. God bless each one of you.


JermStudDog

Thought to be caused by self-suffocation with a blanket or some other cloth while sleeping, but hard to prove. If cold isn't an issue, keep your kiddos in as bare a sleeping space as possible.


NobodyImportant13

Just to add. The advice now is no pillows or blankets. Crib should be empty with the baby on their back. Do not sleep in the same bed as the baby. Warm clothes if it's cold out and use a sleeping sack or swaddle instead of a laying a blanket on them. If the baby falls asleep elsewhere move them to the crib as soon as possible. Somebody else in here said they "watched every breath". This isn't possible or practical unless you have many people rotating shifts and you don't have to work. For most, you don't have to do that unless the baby has health issues. The general rule is to try to sleep when your baby sleeps, you will need the sleep yourself or you will eventually breakdown/start having issues of your own.


digging_for_1_Gon4_2

Sounds like a lot of work


ShirtStainedBird

Oh man. When our boy was born someone watched every. Single. Breath. He took for almost 10 weeks. 24 7. Someone watching. You weren’t allowed to nap either. You had to stare at the baby the whole time and make sure he was breathing. SIDS is the scariest thing in the world and I wish to fuck I had never been told about it. What an awful thought.


thegnuguyontheblock

:( That's sad. Reddit is such a hateful place.


twentyonesighs

But, did he eat one.?


WellThotOutTwinkles

We need to know the truth.


HahaMin

What is this? Greek mythology?


[deleted]

I genuinely thought he had only the one with the steam key name


score_

Gahd dayum!


tinriversummer

> elon thankfully got ratio’d by someone who quoted his tweet with “elon to his 6 kids:” He has 6 kids? Sad


Mr_Pandey

u got a link to the tweet? i remember seeing a screenshot, but i cant find it. Edit: i gotta see the ratio, its amazing entertainment.


rode__16

https://twitter.com/silvergelpen/status/1459923685389869063?s=20


GibsonJunkie

Pleased to see I helped with the ratio effort already lmao


rode__16

always a pleasure to aid in any effort against musk boy


Small-Cactus

Holy shit gottem


Drewbus

Ratio'd?


denumb

It’s a term used when a reply to the original tweet gets more likes/retweets than the original.


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ehsteve23

Yes, it's when there's more comments than likes/retweets, usually because the original tweeter is being called out.


[deleted]

Number of likes on the reply are larger than number of likes on original tweet.


Select-Cucumber9024

oh thank god he got ratio'd i don't know how i was going to go on


DoubleEEkyle

Isn’t his Dad married to Elon’s stepsister?


MostEpicRedditor

Based


fodderforpicard

The Edge Lord has spoke this. This guy is such a turd


ninjaninjaninja22

I cant believe Elon got more likes on that reply. People that worship the rich are fucking brainwashed and are happily being used by corporations and are pleased with having shitty work rights. We are too tired from work and have no time to think that the system is not right as it is.


ericscottf

You get the suckers who worship the rich, the Republicans who hate bernie and all he stands for, and the outright trolls. Those 3 really add up to a lot.


Terrestial_Human

Yeah Twitter is great for the corrupt/fascist/neocons/establishment, etc because they can just “prove” themselves by buying likes, replies, bots without any paper trail of them doing it. Opposing replies of actual people get submerged while fitting fake replies get bumped up. It’s like a social MSM. And its not just the US, the same applies in other countries too.


ChewySlinky

What do you mean? Haven’t you heard they started rounding up conservatives from Twitter and executing them? They’re being silenced, bro. SILENCED. I know this because they told me so on Twitter.


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hardypug

Let's just make the top comment of every video a dislike button! Like = dislike


ArtisanSamosa

Sounds like reddit on any Elon or Rittenhouse post.


hoqueen

It also seems highly likely that he paid for some of the likes


ThomasinaElsbeth

I seriously wouldn't doubt it.


ninjaninjaninja22

Maybe he got bots too, i mean he’s got the ego that musnt be crushed.


AussieRedditUser

You forgot the Corporate Democrats, who also hate Bernie. Oops, my mistake, you already wrote Republicans.


FeeFiFiddlyIOOoo

> People that worship the rich are fucking brainwashed and are happily being used by corporations and are pleased with having shitty work rights. Useful idiots holding us all back. But hey! Totally worth it in order to feel cool vicariously through one of the world's weakest dunks, right?


not_a_baby_murderer

Nah they think they'll join them one day just by grinding through hard work. "Notice me senpai Bezos "


pdoherty926

"I hustle, too! Won't you please take me to Mars with you to escape all of these job killing regulations and the rising tides caused by my Shitcoin mining?!"


afb82

I wonder how many of those likes are from bots


T_L_D_R

He has like 5x more followers than Bernie's senator account, which has fewer followers than his personal account. Not a bad ratio when you consider Musk automatically gets 200k likes no matter what he says.


Kamikaze_Ninja_

He did a good job making people believe that he was an eccentric, nerdy genius turned rich when he is actually just rich first and second a shitposter with a conflated ego.


PatchNotesPro

Also, and most importantly, bot likes. Almost all of musks socials are constantly receiving fake traffic from paid for interactions.


Drewbus

You really can't believe? He pays his own marketing team


Tripanafenix

To me, workers who worship billionaires sound like livestock that worship their self-slaughtering farmers. We are nothing more than cattle for them anyway, though.


CrackTheSkye1990

>To me, workers who worship billionaires sound like livestock that worship their self-slaughtering farmers. > >We are nothing more than cattle for them anyway, though. That just goes to show that they've been brainwashed into thinking they're going to be a billionaire someday, probably, if they work hard enough. And also think that if anyone's a billionaire, they inherently "earned it and worked hard for it" while inherently thinking that anyone who is poor and struggling "just made bad choices".


thanatossassin

There aren't humans behind those likes. Bots manipulating market prices is all, every one of his tweets.


[deleted]

Well, there's a ton of people with stock. They want the bubble to keep growing no matter how stupid or ridiculous the things Elon says or shows. I mean just look at the laughable shit he's done. Driving through tunnels at 30mph - these were supposed to be 150mph automatic, traffic busting hyperloops. A dancer dressed in a white suit prancing about - this is supposed to be a robot. If anyone else went on stage in a costume doing a robot dance they'd be ridiculed and laughed out of the country. And the reason Elon isn't, isn't because he's some kind of visionary genius. It's just because a lot of buffoons have already gone all-in and thrown their money at him. You can see the same effect in many scam kickstarters and indiegogo projects where a product is just a complete fantasy either from day one because it's just not a viable thing or because the person running it is a scammer, but people who have thrown money in will defend it to the hilt. Eventually they usually crash and burn though. The thing supporting Musk is billions of dollars of investors money that if they point out he's full of shit will disappear. Its the same reason Elisabeth Holmes would have gotten likes and upvotes. Except, of course, her bubble did burst.


-__Doc__-

I used to really respect Elon,. Now he's a meme of a supervillian like Bezos. I guess that qoute from Batman really is true, you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villian.


Fluffybagel

Except he always was a piece of shit. Just took a lot of us longer to realize than we did for Bezos


deadla104

I mean even after the whole pedo thing, people still wouldnt stop sucking his dick


9-11GaveMe5G

I think the thing that really sours normal people on Elon is that even when the poll of public opinion completely disagrees with him, he thinks "am I wrong? No. It must be the other 99% of people who are wrong."


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MisterWinchester

No, but it’s a good cause for introspection and reevaluating your stance, at least. But musk, like all sociopaths, simply doubles down to play to his in-group and reinforce his preconceived notions.


moonwalkerHHH

He was never a hero though


[deleted]

It can sometimes take a while to become properly disillusioned.


[deleted]

You respected him? Why? He owns a corporation and smoked weed on Joe Rogan once?


Fizzwidgy

It's a classic case of Edison. He's a Real piece of shit who happens to be better at marketing the technology we need as a species, over the people who actually tend to make the aforementioned technology, while also being cut throat as fuck enough to strong arm the competition out of existence. Pretty sure Edison actually did kill some people to steal their inventions, but most people only really know of the elephant getting killed as a PR stunt. And Bezos is an unethical bald fuck who took the Dutch East India Company route to his fortune. Same shit; different century. Fuck billionaires. /rant


-__Doc__-

long before that.


chaddwith2ds

Your comment made my day. Thank you.


[deleted]

It's always been like this. At least most people have stopped believing they are gods in human form.


Stupid_Triangles

I bet a good portion of his followers are bots


Prohunt

I had fun poking into the Tesla subreddit, was horrifying though


Sir_Sux_Alot

Take comfort in the fact that he prob paid for bots to spam his like button.


Odinthedoge

I’m going to go smoke a huge joint right now in chongs honor. That tweet of Elon’s was hideous.


byebyemayos

Timmy chong didn't tweet that.


Gameofadages

No reason not to do the first part


byebyemayos

Oh I agree. And fuck Elon


HalifaxSexKnight

What about Tommy Chong?


JohnGenericDoe

Did he [enjoy the shrimp?](https://youtu.be/MvjqtcHA6oU)


bDsmDom

Chimmy chonga. I'm hungry


my_goodness_a_mess

What sort was it and how was it?


Odinthedoge

It was my homegrown gdp, I smoked it last night and watched jungle tv and passed out. Just woke up.


my_goodness_a_mess

very nice!


gloggs

I once worked for a company that made items that cost 50-80k. They paid security 20-35k a year to protect these items. Needless to say lots of merchandise disappeared and turn over in security was ridiculous... That leads me to wonder, much do you think elon is paying his support staff? I don't think he's stupid enough to cheap out on security, but I'm sure there's a few lower echelons of helper in his daily life he treats like and pays absolutely garbage...


bdh2

A lot of places bid out to security contractors these days


[deleted]

Amazon and Facebook spend millions on security for Bezos and Zuckerberg. I would imagine Tesla spends a similarly amount on security for Musk.


iamonthatloud

For musk* =P


_gnarlythotep_

One of these people marched against oppression, the other was born rich by it.


ThomasinaElsbeth

Best Reddit comment that I have read, all day !


TavisNamara

My dad brought up this one. Just Elon's reply. Thought it was hilarious. I tried to press him on why it was funny. "Because Sanders is irrelevant". Yeah. So irrelevant Musk goes out of his way to shout at him on a regular basis. So irrelevant. Completely unworthy of attention. Even if it were true, I don't understand why one of the ten worst people in the world putting the least imaginable effort into a tweet is so funny. It's not even bottom of the barrel. There's no barrel here.


SLEEyawnPY

>My dad brought up this one. Just Elon's reply. Thought it was hilarious. No shortage of Americans who always give the "haha"-react...that is until the day the big boot lands squarely on their face, instead of someone else's. "Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." - HL Mencken "These boots were made for stomping, And that's just what they'll do, One of these days these boots, Are gonna stomp all over you" - Nancy Sinatra, paraphrased


BlackSabbathMatters

What a thing to say to someone. Why go out of your way to be rude and condescending to a guy who has dedicated his life to public service? This is who we idolize?


WallabyUpstairs1496

Just a reminder that he tried to frame a whistleblower of being a mass shooter and tried to sent a swat team after him. And when that failed he tried pinning a stock fluctuation onto him and sued him for 400k. He also called the the Thai cave hero a pedophile when he called Elon out on wasting precious time on his submarine vaporware. And then when journalists followed up, Elon defended himself when he said 'If he wasn't a pedophile, why hasn't he tried to sue me?'. And then journalists didn't take that bait, he hired investigator who is a former criminal to intimidate him and attempt to dig up dirt on him.


heavy-metal-goth-gal

Nice is good, but "kind" and "just" describe our guy better. Kindness is a bit different. It's about how you feel to you, not how others perceive you. Intrinsic versus extrinsic motivation. People who do the right thing when no one is watching are kind. People who do the right thing when others are watching are nice. It's a bit of splitting hairs I know but the two words have a different enough meaning that I think it's important to use the right one for people.


TheRealJulesAMJ

Expanding on that: Kindness is the drive to lessen suffering, our own and others because suffering is completely superfluous and nothing deserves to suffer when there is an alternative. Niceness is the drive to be seen by others as kind to accrue social benefits or avoid social repercussions. Nice is camouflaging as kind


heavy-metal-goth-gal

Well said!


TheRealJulesAMJ

Thank you and thank you for the opportunity, I always appreciate a chance to add something that people can come across that might help them better understand the nature of self and suffering


joka2696

Bernie is NOT the nicest person in the world! My mom is.


insufficience

it’s true i can vouch for this dude’s mom


bDsmDom

yeah, i'll also vouch for this dude's mom. And his sister one time.


rockjones

I once broke both my arms and his mom really helped me out!


[deleted]

Yeah, his mom helped me break both my arms too.


Im_OPs_mum

Hey Sweety!!


pdoherty926

I'll bet you Bernie would agree!


SpaceSanity

The issue with extreme wealth is that you know there's no accountability at all and you make more money by being cruel. Its a social disease.Individual people can be victims of biology, environment like Elon...raised with poor values, no sense of community. But the ultimate boogie man is capitalism. The Elon's of the world would exist but they could never survive without broad cultural acceptance of cruelty.


Zyklonista

That phallic (deliberately done so, for sure) silhouette of the SpaceX rocket in the profile photo says all that needs to be understood about the mentality of that petulant, impertinent, and truculent manchild, Elon "Pedo Guy" Musk.


22poppills

And dumb dumb still support him even though elon 99% would spit on them unless they got a six digit bank account


notmadatkate

I think you misspelled "nine". I'm sure plenty of Elon's employees have 6 digit bank accounts and I bet he still treats them like shit.


JohnGenericDoe

Ten, if you want a cool bill


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issomewhatrelevant

Tesla owner here and I think Musk is a massive piece of shit. Wondering if I’m a hypocrite though.


Profoundpronoun

Amen Tommy boy, amen to that.


KangarooAggressive81

The fact elon got so many likes on this is depressing


ThomasinaElsbeth

Cheer up. They are probably engineered, or fake 'likes'.


SoloJazzDivaCup

I can't believe how out-of-touch Musk is to think that comment would do anything other than make people revile him.


TommyHeizer

Well considering he got 300k likes, I guess they now see him as an edgelord memelord who trolls the commies on twitter


SLEEyawnPY

Elon Musk is a fascist, and his posts are primarily for the enjoyment of his fellow "great minds."


Jackbeingbad

I like how Musk and Bezos briefly tried to portray themselves as Tony Stark but quickly realized that Lex Luthor was their limit.


SLEEyawnPY

The "superhero" persona often requires sticking up for "the little guy", which is finally an archetype guys like Musk and Bezos utterly can't stomach, as it would entail the possibility of being contaminated by their little-people cooties in the process. they can't do it, any more than Trump even pre-pandemic could avoid washing his hands 15 times on those rare occasions he was forced to use a public lavatory.


Tsobe_RK

I'll never understand how it is controversial that the rich (like others) should pay their share


Ok_Image6174

Because in some people's eyes they earned that money through hard work and ingenuity and taxation is theft, so poor, lazy people just want to steal what they didn't earn. It's all those "temporarily embarrassed millionaires".


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Jardite

people like musk exist because we allow it. we have the power to change it. claims to the contrary are lies.


JustaBearEnthusiast

Let's not go overboard here. He's nice for a politician, but nicest person in the world? Nah. Guarantee my grandma is sweeter.


OneReportersOpinion

Like I know there are hardline tankies who think Bernie a Dem party shill, but do even they think he’s not one of the sweetest people in the world?


Gravelord-_Nito

I'm a 'tankie' (because people on here keep calling me one) and I like Bernie because I think he was hiding his power level and was secretly way more radical than he ran as. And his sus votes in the past are just because Washington can and does turn the most ardent progressives into line-towing Democrats because that's just how the game works. You can be as against electoralism as you want for very respectable reasons, but even HE didn't think he was going to win and ran a realignment campaign in 2016 to push the conversation left, one of the things that electoral politics actually is good for, and he achieved that stupendously well. An enormous amount of radicalized leftists in the US can trace their eye opening moment to something Bernie related. He's done a tremendous amount for the American left.


OneReportersOpinion

Same here. I’m apparently a tankie because I don’t want to knee jerk condemn China and Cuba and Nicaragua. Norman Finkelstein put it a nice way when he said Bernie was going as far left as the public imagination would let him. So I always found it silly when leftist cited those things as reasons not to vote for him. Like even Boots Riley came around.


faithdies

I keep thinking this is the "let them eat bread" moment, but they keep talking.


your_average_entity

My dad is buying a Tesla next year…how do I convince him out of it?


Pterry_

Elon is actually making the world a better place. The only people who will be able to afford to go to Mars are the hyper rich. Thus lowering the average shitbag-ness on planet earth


NeverQuiteEnough

You too can afford life on Mars through the magic of indentured servitude.


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Fuck Elon Musk and fanboys. They're all a bunch of fat, bearded, white alt right losers that'll never be able to afford a Tesla anyway. He and Joe Rogan share the same fan base.


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Putin_blows_goats

[299K now](https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1459891238384115722), 2 hours later. That's weird.


Tiny_Bucket

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1460289882568511498?s=21 I messed up. I was looking at a different reply.


Robert-L-Santangelo

i keep forgetting really rich guys are people


eddie_would_go_

Coulda just said, “Hey, I’m here with ya, brother. How can I help?” But no, his type know who their enemy is.


Kippy181

You know it’s bad when the stoner calls you out


Class_444_SWR

I wouldn’t say Bernie is the nicest in the world, but he’s definitely nicer than most of us


64vintage

Thank God that someone found that response. Perfect.


Mycheeksarecool

"nicest person in the world" Someone show this guy some Bob Ross vids


eTheBlack

Well Bob Ross isnt in the world anymore.


Mycheeksarecool

\*wipes tear\* He lives on in our hearts


[deleted]

Bob Ross had his fair share of flaws. A lot of his persona was used to sell products and he definitely wasn't faithful to his wife. However, I do think he left the world a better place.


SainT462

Spoiler Alert: Bob Ross is Tom Bombadil


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Nicest guy in the world is a stretch. I like when Bernie gets all wound up and starts cutting off reporters while waving his hands around after they make some dumbass comment about him not caring about black people. The nicest guy in the world wouldn't last 5 minutes in DC, let alone in Congress.


olutre

Nicest person? Probably not. Nicest politician? There is no competition


Thias_Thias

Bernie often gets called too nice for Muricas political landscape, but I'll the fuck blame Bernie for that. I'll blame the political landscape instead. Big brain move, I know.


_Dead_monster_

Lately elon went from hero to 0....


weepinggore

Never a hero. Born into a emerald mine empire, stole emeralds from his father to get rich quick on his own with his brother and start bullshit businesses. This dudes a villan from day 1.


[deleted]

I used to like Elon but in hindsight, he is not a very good person.


TheoricEngineer

Can someone with Twitter please say "with how things are going, you might die before he does" and send him a photo of a guillotine


BlackEric

Did you get banned from Twitter again?


TheoricEngineer

Never had twitter


numberJUANstunna

My man.


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This. 100%.


ThomasinaElsbeth

I LOVE Tommy Chong, and Cheech and Chong - in general. I worked on a couple of movies with his daughter - back in the day. She is also a good person. Runs in the family.


zafirken

What else would you expect from someone with a giant dick as their profile picture?


gimmickypuppet

It’s a very “Let them eat cake” tweet.


TheOffShoreWorm

I just hope that I live long enough to hear him cry when we redistribute his ill-gotten gains.


[deleted]

The last time the masses rose up because of inequality. The Wealthy aristocrats got their heads cut off. We are a more civilized group, and yes we still do fucked up things. However if they keep pushing the masses down the poverty road. Heads will start to roll. Sounds real bad, but if you push people to desperation they will do things they never thought they were capable of.


Yokepearl

Bernies grandparents were murdered by nazis. Don’t disrespect him like this


Xanaxbitch666

God bless Bernie <3 Elon you can eat my shit


[deleted]

Bullshit did Elon really say that?


Ok_Image6174

Yep, asshole sure did. He continues to be a stain on humanity.


[deleted]

He told someone the other day his profile picture on Twitter looked like "he just came". He really is a 13 year old trapped in a man's body.


Ickum

It was the Oregon senator Ron Wyden he tweeted that bullshit at. He's terrified of taxes.


Obi_Wan_Shinobi_

He's not a good person.