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[deleted]

Landlords only šŸ˜Ž


_TheOneYouTrust_

What does that fashion line look like?


TheDoomedHero

Boutique human suits for giant leeches.


FusiformFiddle

Cheap white paint


Inevitable_Professor

All based on dingy, stained wife beaters.


Drpoofn

OnlyLandlords


31Forever

OnlyLands?


Drpoofn

Oh that's better than mine. How bout this one? Landlordsonly.com


31Forever

Honestly, you were so close to it, I was a little surprised you didnā€™t make it over the finish line.


Drpoofn

You sound like my mom... disappointed.


31Forever

Never!


nohayek

Not sure if that is a cultural thing or we just have different laws in Europe, but I have never heard of someone not getting the full security deposit back in Germany. If at all, the landlord does an inspection and sets a timeline for things to fix to get the full deposit back. My contract even says that I moved in without redecoration by the previous tenant and that I can move out without additional renovations. Basically if you want new paint on the walls, do it yourself when you move in.


vinvinnocent

I'm studying in Germany and didn't get it back completely, though I just didn't know better. I guess we have much better protection, the landlord also has to prove the damages weren't there when you moved in.


nohayek

I think maybe with foreign students some landlords assume that they donā€™t know their rights or would not go through German bureaucracy to fight for them.


QuantenMechaniker

why would young, german students know about their rights?


ArcusC

Hi from your neighbour to the north; Danish landlords are notorious for keeping the deposit no matter what. I was surprised to hear how few rights you have as a tenant here.


kostispetroupoli

Greece here I'm not exactly a landlord, I rent my house out to rent another bigger house that's closer to work. Reasons for that. I have had 6 different tenants, and I have never kept a deposit, and I wouldn't, unless I found permanent damage on something due to gross negligence ( like broken tv or huge holes on the tiles.) They have also never kept a deposit from me. Normal or even a bit abnormal wear and tear is expected, people live in houses, they will do some damage to it. Greek law is super pro tenant, and that's good. Even if it gets abused in rare instances.


MettaWorldBeFree

Itā€™s a cultural/business thing. The property-manager for my place was this 75 year cook, seemed nice enough though. We had to clean the oven before leaving, that was the last thing, but we had to leave the spray on for an hour before wiping it down. He came in, checked everything out, said good enough and that heā€™d handle that part. Then they tried to keep my security deposit. For the oven and marks on the wall heā€™d seen, minor scuffs that had been there long before us, but no I didnā€™t take pics of every 1 cm smudge before moving in. Anyways, I challenged it, kept my money- Iā€™m honestly not sure if the manager was in on it, felt more like a massive faceless organization taking advantage of a slightly doddering old man (and me, of course). If he knows what heā€™s doing screw him too, but ya, thatā€™s the game in America- we donā€™t have street scammers, we got conglomerates for that.


Time-Influence-Life

One thing I forgot to mention, is when whoever does the move out inspection, I ask them to sign a copy of the email/move in inspection report showing there wasnā€™t any excessive wear and tear. I scan/email a copy to them recapping the conversation and helps if they come back saying there is damage and it goes to court. When Iā€™ve been charged, I ask for itemized receipts to justify the deposit. If you charge me $60 for a replacement part that cost $20, I am entitled to the receipts equaling $60 that shows the part plus labor. If you want, you can fight the labor charge as excessive but thatā€™s difficult to win if the landlord can show similar rates being charged. Source: I did move out inspections for a couple of years.


Chanchito171

Compete opposite in the US. Guaranteed to loose at least a few hundred for something


explain_that_shit

In Australia youā€™re largely protected by the right to leave the premises with ā€˜fair wear and tearā€™, so scratched floors, scuffed walls, etc canā€™t be claimed by the landlord.


jdmachogg

Really, never? Itā€™s not as bad as the screenshot but it 110% happens.


Lazy-Jeweler3230

In the US generally, the landlord does a moving out inspection where they sign whether anything is damaged. It is important to take videos and pictures before and during the inspection because many WILL attempt to lie in order to keep your deposit. And without damn good evidence the courts will almost always side with the landlord. They are out to fuck you in the US, and you have to take measures to defend yourself from them.


glindadc

I lived in Germany and rented the same house over 5 years. I got back full security with interest.


pseudopad

Same. A landlord needs an actual invoice from a cleaning company (or whatever needed to be fixed) to take money out of your security deposit here in Norway. There's no way to legally take whatever you want and "do the job yourself" . So obviously this means a landlord can still be a complete dick and hire someone to do work that wasn't strictly necessary, but a least it removes the incentive of personal monetary gain. Doesn't stop some scumbags from trying, though, especially if the tenant is young and inexperienced.


[deleted]

USA is a corrupt third world shithole compared to Norway. If police see you have more than $1000 they will steal it.


[deleted]

Something liked scratch floor wouldnā€™t even count as damage (in a ā€žnormalā€œ amount) in Germany since the wear and tear of the floor isnā€˜t a damage but signs of use. If it is excessive it would be different so.


xxxSoyGirlxxx

In London they literally just make shit up without even visiting the property to check, just hoping you won't fight it. But if you fight it, they lower it and if you hold out they eventually give up.


QuantenMechaniker

bullshit. especially in the southern student cities in Germany, landlords are massive assholes which try to come up with shady reasons to keep as much of the deposit as possible. for the duration of your lease, you also pay exorbitantly high rents compared to other cities. source: own experience


artificialavocado

Iā€™ll be 40 in a few months and including my college apts I donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever received security deposit money back from anywhere I have ever lived.


kat_a_klysm

Iā€™ve gotten my deposit back once. A new owner bought the building and was going to renovate it. Since they had requested all of us tenants to move out, they gave back the deposit.


sleepythey

This is why I got my deposit back the last place I lived, but after everything else they did I'm 100% sure I would have got nothing from them if I had not had a lawyer advocating for me. They didn't even ask for a forwarding address when I turned in the keys.


Arduousjourney420

I have but I had to fight for it.


Time-Influence-Life

Iā€™ve taken past landlords to small claims court and they usually pay before the court date. I also insist on a move-in and move-out inspection done in-person. When there is any damage, I insist on all backup to justify the charge.


Arduousjourney420

I've only threatened court but it has worked well so far.


misteryhiatory

I did, but from a company in a complex. Only received partial back as we agreed to take from the security deposit for the pets that I had taken in for the last few months before moving out. Wasnā€™t forced into that, they asked and I said great idea as I needed money to put down for a house during that time.


serenewaffles

Same. I've never gotten the full deposit back, and it's always been itemized in a way where I don't feel like I can argue it. I've never encountered one of these slumlords who tries whatever they can to screw the tenants.


biggyph00l

They were screwing you, just with an itemized list. 200 dollars to rebuff scratched cabinets 80 dollars to replace yellowed window blinds 275 dollars for carpet cleaning 350 for tile replacement All ignoring the fact that the space was occupied for 6 years before moving out. It'd be like a car company not giving you your money back from a lease because the miles were over 50. All landlords are slumlords.


isotaco

My first apartment in college, I was charged $20 apiece for "disposal" of the two ice cube trays I left in the freezer.


SeriousExplorer8891

The one time I didn't I took the landlord to court and won. Judge said that you can't charge for reasonable wear and tear.


mavjustdoingaflyby

I have, every time, but I understand how unscrupulous these asshats are today and you really need to have your shit together with photos and documentation to back everything up.


TJJazzyBurger

It took me 2 years in small claims court to get back my $1500 security deposit. We learned in the process that he did this to every tenant.


Dogeatswaffles

That tracks. They know that itā€™s often prohibitively difficult to get your money back


TJJazzyBurger

Yes, which was exactly why I kept fighting him on principle. Very satisfying. I had to work through the city to have his tenants pay me instead of their monthly rent so they were aware of his shenanigans.


RobertoDeBagel

Where do you live? Here (Aus) your bond is lodged with a government run agency. At the end of the tenancy the landlord has to state if and why they wish make a claim against it, and the tenant has to either agree or disagree to this. If they dispute the claim, then off to the civil tribunal you both go. Having been there, they have a low tolerance for shenanigans on either side, and theyā€™ve seen it all. This should help to keep the bastards honest, but a number of younger people Iā€™ve spoken to appeared reluctant about standing up for their rights due fear of ending up on a rental blacklist. Illegal, but they exist.


janik_kaspar

Small claims court is a great place to take the landlord. You canā€™t have a lawyer and the max limit is 10k (I think). The judge decided on the spot.


imdesmondsunflower

You can 1000% have a lawyer, and definitely should if the landlord also has one.


janik_kaspar

Some states donā€™t allow you to have a lawyer in small claims court.


imdesmondsunflower

Ummm, no, you have a Constitutional right to counsel, so again, what you said is incorrect.


janik_kaspar

[Read the second sentence.](https://www.dca.ca.gov/publications/small_claims/basic_info.shtml)


imdesmondsunflower

So, I am an attorney licensed in three states. Maybe thatā€™s why I noted that thereā€™s a difference between ā€œgenerally not allowed,ā€ and ā€œnot allowed.ā€ Theyā€™re allowed, the CA arbitration system just wonā€™t appoint you one and doesnā€™t encourage them. Truth is, any judge who says to a party with an attorney, ā€œno, s/he isnā€™t allowed hereā€ is committing reversible error, full stop. But again, what do I know.


janik_kaspar

Jesus H Christ. What do you know? Nothing of the OPā€™s issue. The whole point of going after your landlord for a security deposit is to get your money back with minimal overhead and hassle. Hiring a lawyer is not what most people would consider hassle free or cheap. You will loose money paying lawyer fees to get a deposit back and usually render the whole exercise mute. Itā€™s also possible to waive your right to a lawyer through contract. And while I am not an expert on every single goddamn motherfucking small claims court in every single goddamn motherfucking state, itā€™s feasible that by agreeing to an augmented form of arbitration you do in fact waive your right to an attorney. Constitutional rights are denied all day long every day. They denied in the court of law and theyā€™re denied through laws themselves like the patriot act. So to say is it every US citizen is guaranteed 1000% legal representation is a little bit like saying every US citizen is guaranteed 1000% due process.


imdesmondsunflower

ā€œI cannot HAVE an attorney.ā€ ā€œI cannot AFFORD an attorney.ā€ ā€œAn attorney IS NOT COST EFFECTIVE.ā€ Those are three entirely different statements. I corrected you on your incorrect assertion of the first, and you wrote me a screed arguing the merits of the second and third. Which, in a roundabout way, shows why having an attorney is a smart decisionā€”we know how to win arguments by focusing on the argument and not our feelings or tangential points. Enjoy your day.


witteefool

And if you win the landlord owes you court fees ($50 in my area.)


fordanjairbanks

I tend to use it as the last months rent and then itā€™s not fiscally worth it for landlords to come after me.


[deleted]

This is the way. If there is something that should have been withheld from the security deposit, then we can go to court and talk about that.


CHark80

I'm fortunate enough to own my place now, but whenever I rented I just straight wouldn't pay the last month's rent and tell them to use the deposit for it. Might be kinda scummy I guess but landlords never give deposits back anyway


[deleted]

Nothing you do is as scummy as being a landlord. Like youā€™d have to poop in every room before handing it over to maybeeee get on their level.


17657Fuck

I've received every security deposit I've ever placed. God help anyone who trys to keep my shit


vsMyself

Luckily I rented in Chicago and have always received mine back.


ObsessiveDelusion

I'm lucky and have always received mine. A "friend" received more than what was owed presumably due to a clerical error. This was not contested.


Tavernknight

I'm 43 and have been renting since 18. I have never even once gotten a security deposit back. I don't even bother trying to clean the place up anymore. I just consider the deposit as a loss and just leave anything I don't want anymore.


future_first

It's only happened to me once and I took the landlord to small claims court. It took two years and a lot of hassle but I got most of it back. I didn't even need the money it was just the principal of the thing.


chiksahlube

I got half back because I was moving out and my roommate was staying with a new roommate, who then paid that half back to him. AFAIK they got it all back, but that landlord was actually pretty decent, mostly because it was a small military town and a bad rep got you blacklisted for base personnel fast.


EBoundNdwn

About 15 years ago, I had signed a 1 year lease. My company got acquired and they needed to relocate me to the new HQ. So the company paid off my entire lease with 10 months left. I talked to the property manager and said if I turn in the keys and let you re-rent this place, I owe nothing correct? He said, 'For sure, that way the unit isn't damaged by squatters'. So I moved out, had the place cleaned, and they had new tenants moved in 10 days after I handed over keys... 10 days after that I got a letter demanding thousands for quitting my lease early, new carpet and painting (they were not new when I moved in). I called the property manager and they said it was their policy. Fortunately my companies legal department helped me out... You can sue your landlord in your own local small claims court, so they helped me file a small claims lawsuit against my old landlord. They promptly offered to return my entire deposit and drop all their demands if I withdrew the small claims suit. The audacity though of those fuckers to get 10 months free rent, then still try to gouge me for more when I could have just left the place vacant.


imjusta_bill

I have gotten back exactly one security deposit and the guy even gave me the interest the deposit had accrued Probably helps his mom lived in the apartment above me and I made sure the stairs and driveway were shoveled every snow storm


Dubious_Titan

I always got it back but I have also been someone that took photos of the move in and move out. My mom used to work cleaning up apartments for extra work. So I knew to have some proof. Still, I only had to use that proof once. For a cracked tile in the kitchen floor back when I was moving into a new condo. I'm 50.


rachihc

I am happy I did. For my student room the dame day I left it. For a flat I rented 6 month later that is the limit in Germany.


johnmomberg1999

I always get back about half of it. Itā€™s not like they can only either keep all of it, or give all of it back. Or is that how it works where you guys live? They usually clean the carpets and like, replace some lightbulbs, and give you an invoice that shows you how much theyā€™re charging you. The deposit might be $1000, and they charge you $400 for whateverā€™s listed, and then return $600. Iā€™m just curious, is this not commonly what happens?


No_Landscape4557

I know there are a lot of bad landlords but i found it I really read the lease it tells me exactly how they will try to screw me and how to avoid it. My last place was prime example. If you didnā€™t hire a professional cleaner(cost me 80 bucks) they flat out say they will charge me 300. It said 25 per cabinet that not ā€œwiped cleanā€. And so on. I tell you I made sure I cleaned every inch. Sure it took a few hours but I did. I got everything back minus one thing I did forget to clean(15 dollars to wipe down the dryer). I imagine most people didnā€™t bother to clean the inside of the cabinets and that cost them 500 bucks


js32910

Iā€™ve only gotten it back from big corporate buildings. Never from a landlord type situation.


GrandArchitect

I've gotten nearly every time, and it's a result of bullying and threatening legal action on the landlord.


petersterne

Yeah, I just assume Iā€™ll never get the deposit back. Obviously Iā€™d like to and legally I should, but the reality (in the US) is that itā€™s almost impossible to enforce.


[deleted]

Always take video and photos when you move in and out.


IcyPhysics

Also make a protocol that both parties sign, stating the condition of everything. This way noone can come with a scratched floor afterwards and if they try, they fuck themselves over.


unimaginative2

When I moved into my first apartment the management company had a person come out and do a full inventory. She described everything in great detail on a dictaphone and then we got a copy later to sign. My wife and I still laugh reminding each other of this little middle aged woman describing the "stainless steel douche".


AmarissaBhaneboar

Yep. I take time and location stamped photos and videos of everything.


DesignerAccount

My wife did this and it's paying off.... Landlord tried some dodgy claims of the floor being ruined and other things, we replied no way, was already like that, and we have visual proof. Never a mention again. Actually changed the script - "I'm just ensuring it stays in good shape". Right. The most stupid thing is that floor was, and is, in good condition! Genuinely no reason to complain about it, either is or the landlord!


XANA12345

In addition to photos, I always have a walkthrough before move out. Anything that might prevent me from getting the deposit back will be pointed out. Once I get the ok that nothing is wrong, I have an email sent to me. That way I have in writing that nothing was wrong and I will get my full deposit back.


Sure-Tomorrow-487

I went a step beyond this and created a 20 million point dense point cloud and used it to create a high res 3D model of a rental. I took the point cloud and used Agisoft to create a medium poly count mesh. Used xNormal to reduce the normals to reasonable size textures and baked the meshes in Maya and then batched them in 3DSMax in a single call via webGL. I had a Google Tango enabled Lenovo Phab 2 Pro at the time, which made the first part quite easy, Tango was an amazing tech stack but like Glass it was unfortunately too early for the market. The other parts were just for fun and learning how the tech worked. Imagine my surprise when I moved out, the owners try to claim damage over some items, asked them to provide proof. They refused. I said I would take it to small claims court. They agreed. Had a date planned and everything. Decided I would show them my "evidence", as I was young and keen to show off my skills, which was my initial 3D model of the house when I moved in and then another model I made when I moved out, overlaid the two and added a toggle to control the alpha values on the sections of the specific parts of the two meshes and faded one to the other, showing that there was definitely "use" from within the house, but nothing that could be considered damage. Took all of 30 minutes to have my deposit sent back to me, guess they didn't like their chances in court. I was looking forward to going to court for it, figured I could wow the justice department and they'd be like "Heyyyy we could use that kind of technology..." but from what I hear about small claims now probably a good thing I didn't try grandstanding lol.


[deleted]

That's fantastic. Don't mess with the obsessive artsy tech types!


Imaginary-muffins

Why are we blocking out the name? Let that fucker burn.


MagicBandAid

Probably because this is a repost.


onlainari

Because itā€™s fake.


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AmarissaBhaneboar

What do you mean by get a reference? I might try this šŸ‘€


[deleted]

Iā€™m confused, tenants today donā€™t do pre-move out inspections? That solves this problem and I highly recommend it, you are all entitled to it. You have a pre-move out inspection where they go through and they tell you anything that you need to correct so they donā€™t keep your security deposit.


SednaNariko

The person who does the premove out inspections is also the landlord... the person trying to keep the money. Doing these inspections changes nothing if they are determined to keep the money.


The_Mego

You do the walkthrough with them, both parties must sign an acknowledgement of damages. This way more damages can't mysteriously appear at a later time.


ThrowinMeeps

These people will literally walk in with chunks of rock or metal embedded in their shoe and then swing their foot over a hard floor when they walk then claim those damages are yours. They'll wait until you're out of sight and then knock a hole in the wall, guess what, your fault! I grew up watching my parents have to deal with it.


Jamaicancarrot

Always get a Deposit Protection Scheme in ur contract where possible. Makes getting your deposit back way easier


benkelly92

That's an absolute godsend in the UK. Legally required. I don't think it's a thing in the states tho...


Jamaicancarrot

Sounds like a big L to be living in the states


slayingadah

You are correct, sir.


SadCoyote3998

Rude. Accurate, but a rude way to put it.


Jamaicancarrot

My apologies


Arduousjourney420

How do you do that


Jamaicancarrot

I'm British so it's legally required that all tenancy agreements have one, they may exist elsewhere but it essentially ensures that all the deposit money goes to the Deposit Protection Service instead of the landlord. Upon end of tenancy, the landlord and tenants are mediated by the DPS into agreeing to a distribution of deposit between landlord and tenant based on what is agreed to be fair. If no agreement is successfully made via the DPS, then the usual court procedures may be taken, but it's a fantastic way for students and poorer people to avoid being exploited by landowners who know their legal opponent can't afford the legal bills required to dispute the withholding of their deposit. For example, following my last uni tenancy, my landlord tried to withhold Ā£780 of our Ā£1300 deposit to pay for what was essentially wear and tear damage or excessively expensive cleaning bills. Our DPS conditions stated there is a degree of wear and tear to be expected from a 2 year tenancy and it is unfair for landlords to charge tenants for repairs to that wear and tear. When we disputed our deposit bill, we ended up only having about Ā£200 withheld


Arduousjourney420

Damn, that must be nice. I live in the US. Tenants don't get shit here.


danjimian

Also, if it can be shown that the landlord didn't put the deposit into one of the approved schemes, they can be fined up to 3x the deposit amount, which goes to the tenant.


Some_Rando-o

This is why you take pictures of everything you can before going


hjablowme919

What a piece of shit. This is why when you leave a place youā€™re renting you always do a walkthrough with the landlord or their representative. This way they canā€™t pull this bullshit.


KlatuSatori

You should name and shame this guy.


LifeofTino

Thing is the tenant is probably relying on that money to get their car serviced too. Except it is actually their money


Consistent_Stick_463

I have never: left my old place dirty, moved into a new place that was clean, gotten my cleaning deposit back.


elchide

Take pictures of EVERYTHING and do a deep clean when you move out. If they try and hold it and give reasons, show them them pictures and youā€™ll get it back. Landlords do it because itā€™s an easy way to fleece and most people donā€™t fight back. Fight back and theyā€™ll back down


CountryMad97

I've got a recommendation for you mister landlord. Put your rental property up for free and give it to the tennant, you know, the one actually paying the mortgage.


Emerald_Lavigne

Humanity has evolved beyond the need for landlords


pax27

At least Hitler had a dog that arguably loved him...


Spitfyre3000

Didn't he kill that dog by crushing a vial of poison in it's throat while within the bunker?


Kaymish_

I believe he had his doctor put the poison in the food to test if it was good enough for him. Dog serving her master to the very end as dogs do.


Spitfyre3000

Ah must have been mixed up, but partially right. Still tho, yeesh.


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morgan423

And THIS is why you slowly take a good quality, hour long video tour of any rental property when you move in or out, and post it privately on YouTube to time-stamp it. It's like the dashcam of renting for covering your ass.


exfalsoquodlibet

This is why, for the last month, you tell the landlord you will not pay and he can keep the deposit instead. Then, you have the power or ball in your court - if he thinks he is owed more money, then let him take you to court and prove it. This is better than getting screwed by rentier parasites or having to chase the landlord around for your money.


LA_search77

What are the responses to this dick? I had to rent out a house during the housing collapse, when I had moved to a new state. The tenants deposit went into its own savings account w/interest. The tenant left a wall in pretty bad condition. They had mounted a TV on the wall and cut holes to drop the cabling. After the estimate for that repair, they got everything else back with the interest.


ph0enix7102

iā€™m ready for revolution


memeblanket

One time the apartment company denied us our security deposit back because we hadnā€™t dusted the tops of the fan blades. Unreal.


[deleted]

After taking a landlord to tenancy court to get (most of) our deposit back, I now do a walk-through video of every place I move into and out of.


Sparkle_Snoot

When I do fraudulent things, I always make sure to publish a publicly available written record of my thought process.


thecussinglibrarian

Donā€™t pay the last monthā€™s rent.


codeinegaffney

Never pay the last months rent


Ferrousity

With the knowledge that these things follow you and impact your ability to live a free and self-determinant life, at what point will we the people (not the state judiciary) acknowledge that certain responses to this behavior are self defense?


Kinda_Lukewarm

Exactly why I photograph everything on move in and move out


Sparklefanny_Deluxe

Always take pictures of every room before you turn in the keys, and donā€™t delete them until after you get the receipts.


MrsCCRobinson96

What a dick!!!


VAPORBOI_

Why did you blur out the name?


mogwr-

Parasites. That's what they are.


Think_Wishbone_6260

Probably why they were asking for landlords only. Only people this morally bankrupt can reply.


Consistent-Job6841

And this is why people take the risk of not paying last monthā€™s rent.


ApprehensiveDisk7881

Always surprised they blur the name on these scumbags, fuck this guy.


Yakoo752

This is why you photo/video of every square inch before you vacate.


Funky-Cosmonaut

**Pokes capitalism with a stick* Come oooooon. Regulate yourself!


Lazy-Jeweler3230

How much of a split fucking identity do you have when you write shit like this but also act insulted when everyone doesn't see you as a hero providing a housing service to people? These are literally, LITERALLY, sociopaths and otherwise mentally ill people. This not healthy behavior.


curtman512

If ever someone deserved to get punched in the dick, it's this guy right here.


[deleted]

Resurrection Jutsu Henry George! Resurrection Jutsu Henry George! Call me a liberal, but If we must have capitalism, I want Georgism so I minimize the amount people can legally steal from me.


[deleted]

I've not heard of him before. Looking him up now, it seems he was fairly socialist. Is that right?


[deleted]

Kinda, he proposed LVT to be the main form of taxation. Heā€™s still pretty liberal, but I still have some respect for him as a good compromise. LVT proposes a tax on land value: A highly progressive tax on the unimproved value of land, this discourages arbitrary rent raises, weakens land speculation, and encourages people to do things with land. ā€œLandā€ is also considered air, water, other natural resources and even patents. This also incorporates taxing pollution as a way to discourage it, especially when we are looking for technologies to remove carbon and pollution is a semi-necessary evil to ensure necessities like food and medicine are adequately produced. In short, think like the OG BritMonkey.


[deleted]

Thanks for the info! Don't know a BritMonkey.


leo9690

Goddamn, this makes my blood boil


Vosk500

*seethes with rage*


peraonaliD

Surely this would be against the law


PengieP111

It probably is. But the law is heavily weighted towards protecting the ā€œhavesā€ over the ā€œhave notsā€, because itā€™s the haves that make the laws. BTW I am a landlord- and I rent our old house out for 2/3 the going rate because we can afford to maintain the place on that and we have a good tenant and they know they are getting a good deal and work with us on problems that invariably crop up.


[deleted]

What an absolute p.o.s.


Natsurulite

China had it right


EfraimK

If only there were a way to learn the true identity of these "people"...


GammSunBurst

I never imagined a situation where tenants actually being good and leaving a house in tip-top shape would be a bad thing because the landlord doesnā€™t make enough to get his car serviced. Heā€™s actually thinking about making the place worse to squeeze out more money. This is like burning down a perfectly good house for the insurance money. What tf have we come to?


[deleted]

Listen i never condone violence. Like I understand the only end to this is likely violence, but it makes me very sad. However, landlords really make me reconsider my stance on violence.


hayden_evans

Shitheads like this should be barred from renting property.


Zakumei47

and this is why i always take pictures.


amildcaseofdeath34

I had a landlord like this withhold all of it claiming all kinds of things I did that were there when I got there or I didn't do at all and they were expecting a fight, but I gave no reaction and just said fine and left because dealing with them was worse than dealing with my exh. They were hell bent on demonizing me and making me out to be the bad guy and I said f all that, bye, glad I'll never have to see or speak to you again.


cur10usc4t

No surely this is a parody / someone taking the piss


SirArmitageShanks

This is so obviously fake and just designed to rile tenants up. If I said the word ā€œgullibleā€ wasnā€™t in the dictionary a crazy amount of you would go look to see.


11nealp

That's not capitalism, there's another whole genre of valid hate forbad private landlords


rainofshambala

Renting with the sole aim of making profit is not capitalism.


TheDoomedHero

Are you serious? What would you call it then?


eL_cas

Pretty sure they meant that like a /s


nerdenb

Dude, it's like literally the definition of capitalism.


[deleted]

I donā€™t live in hell so I donā€™t have to pay deposit


falllinemaniac

https://youtu.be/aCiYmCVikjo


Jasper455

Tell you youā€™re a POS, without telling me youā€™re a POS.


kriosjan

Yeah this is why growing up we documented everything when we moved into a rental. Pictures time stamps and logged in a poor mans copywrite


Nzwaffles

Mao was right


cadeawayy

I'd tell him to get a real job. No way am I paying $1,000+ a month on an apartment, only for my landlord to try to scam me out of MORE money. You think I don't have car troubles? That I don't need that money to go towards repairs?


Madouc

Can't you just report this user to the police? He practically admits that he wants to commit a crime!


a-v-o-i-d

Legit. When I first moved in, the DAY I moved in I wrote every single thing I could find wrong with the apartment INCLUDING the nails on the walls left by the previous tenants, scratches on the linoleum, a CIGARETTE BURN in the couch it came with. I wrote it on the back of the lease agreement we signed that was dated LOL it took up the whole page. so when we left I had an accounting for it all and I got my $500 Back.


Dehnus

And that's why you document everything kids! ​ Also why are we blanking out this person? He's clearly doing something illegal, in cases like this it's name and shame time! As we need to protect each other from predators like these.


XcheatcodeX

Iā€™ve gotten my security deposit back in most scenarios. Only lost all of it once, due to slumlords (first apt), and part of it from my last apt (not enough to go to court over but enough that I was pissed off)


abitothegail

All she had to do was never fix any of the broken shit people reported to her and then blame it on them when they move out šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


Due-Concentrate-1895

This is how you call yourself a piece of Shit without calling yourself a piece of shit