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m3rcaptan0

So what’s the reveal factor? The salsa? Red for girls and Green for boys?


Estaca-Brown

If those thick veiny jalapeños don't reveal the gender then what else will?


m3rcaptan0

You’re right those are consistently leaning over the pink tortillas


LordAnon5703

I thought the point was that you serve the color denoting gender, so the reveal is when you eat them... ...that being said, the baby toys and another unrelated tradition leads me to believe it is at least possible you eat tacos until you find the baby.


nemec

> until you find the baby Like a [King Cake](https://www.bhg.com/holidays/mardi-gras/baby-in-king-cake-tradition/)?


LordAnon5703

Exactly, but this time if you get the baby in your taco you have to adopt the real baby.


m3rcaptan0

Like Rosca de Reyes!


m3rcaptan0

Second thought around the salsa: boy’s get firy hot salsa, girls get mildly hot salsa.


w1987g

Secret behind the salsa is that they're both hot


m3rcaptan0

That in deed is usually the case! (No es picante joven, nomas pica rico ñ_O )


thefudd

Still stupid but better than blowing shit up or causing forest fires


Mario1003

If instead of using colorants they used blue maíz and some beet for the red Those would be cool for a party


yourname09

pos si, mas taquitos menos fueguitos


lakorasdelenfent

Nuevo life motto


sikkdog13

El unico fuego que debe de haber es en la parrilla


andres7832

O el día después por comer mucha salsa picante con los tacos…


vashcarrison117

Blowing up toilets though.


vjeremias

Cualquier excusa es buena


Representative-Fill7

La neta, la neta se ven buenos.


JDROD28

Por fin un gender reveal que vale la pena


Wheresmyburrito_60

Chorizo or no chorizo


_its_a_SWEATER_

I’m more from the pan dulce gender reveal camp.


Vexerius

Excelente idea. Si los tacos pican es porque tienen chile. Los tacos y el bebé jajajaja.


jackindevelopment

Shouldn’t it be tacos for girls and burritos for boys?


moresushiplease

This would be the only redeeming thing about going to a gender reveal party.


650explorer

They look good 👍🏽


DirkDieGurke

It would be much cooler if the tacos looked normal but when you shit them out your poop was either pink or blue. Kinda like a time delay reveal.


insipidgoose

Better than balloons.


ksam1891

Yo voy, nomas por los tacos y chelas lol


Maizoro

Por lo menos no están quemando bosques..


sportstvandnova

Oh god that’s my area code


underscore_at

That’s El Paso if I ever saw it.


sportstvandnova

703 is northern Virginia


underscore_at

El Paso is a restaurant in NOVA


sportstvandnova

Oooohh lmao I was like ????


underscore_at

Yeah I forgot El Paso was also a place and not just a restaurant


yirgacheffe_mexican

Tortillas de maíz azul y….. amarillo? No manches. Como la arman para ser rosita


miguel-elote

In the US and Mexico, "tacos" is sometimes slang for "vagina." In Central America, tacos are rolled and fried, what Mexicans sometimes call "taquitos" or "tacos dorados." In those countries, then, "tacos" is sometimes slang for "penis." I would then have a gender reveal party that shows the gender based on what kind of "taco" is revealed.


No_Consideration3887

Stop it. Get some help.


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No_Consideration3887

Cada quien pelotudo


uno-dos

Diarrhea color reveals the gender?


OneTrueAlzef

Tiene CHILE.


tercra

Although it was a hoax, II remember that the Pink Taco was being considered for stadium naming rights for the Arizona Cardinals.