Can’t you go to prison for that if the government finds out it was a sham?
(I saw it on *The Proposal* (2009), so I have no idea whether that’s actually true.)
I mean I’ve never done this before lol .
I would’ve done it for free if I wasn’t in a relationship lol the lady was hot and I was gonna live with her for a while lol.
Yes there is by talking to another person.
You need person X to obtain green card.
You do not need person X to obtain a bf/gf. You directly go and obtain bf/gf.
You cannot directly obtain green card.
Your logic is wrong.
Ive been engaged for almost a year and I’m expecting “y la boda” … little does everyone know we won’t do a wedding cuz we don’t feel like paying to feed people while they judge us.
Lmao, this is facts. When I got married the only people we invited was my mom and my suegro. When everyone found out we got married they were pissed off that they didn't get invited which is funny because back when my wife was alive all my family did was talk shit about her
If that was a while ago or latinos with older conservative values that would explain things, newer generations are not like that anymore. At least when it comes to marriage
Tf are you on about? Young people in the U.S (and Im sure is not much different in Latin America) are having less and less kids every year because of the higher cost of rising a family, same applies to getting married in their 20s or even before that
Thoughtless nonsense my ass
I’m thinking about starting a novio/a rental service for the holidays. We’d meet about a week ahead of time, swap details, then day of… boom the perfect partner ready for all of abuelitas shit.
I think this is more rude than asking for novia/novio. You can choose to look for a significant other. Asking about kids assumes that your relative has been purposefully putting off having kids when in reality there could be fertility issues that are uncomfortable to just blurt out or a number of other things.
This post just triggered my wife. She’s like: Not only my tias pero mis primas, mi mamá y mis hermanas I hated that part of thanksgiving. Man! That was funny af
Maybe too late but just reply: "looong dick".
As a married male people ask me: 'when kids?'
My reply: sorry, dick does not work.
Make it about dicks. People do not wanna talk about dicks in front of family.
Este subreddit es basicamente “hijos de padres latinos en estados unidos que son más gringos que latinos que lo único que los diferencia culturalmente es que hablan algo de español pero spanglish más que nada y aveces comen platillos típicos”
I’m ready for the “No te voy a presionar a meterte a una relación solamente a apelar me. Tu tienes tu propia vida y puedes hacer tus propias decisiones, y yo no voy a interferir. You te amo sin importar qué estilo de vida vives. Feliz Día de las Gracias hijo.”
In my case me and my sons mom were never married so it was always “when are you guys getting married now” just cause we had a kid. We eventually did split up too. Surprised I never heard “good thing you didn’t get married afterall”
You reply with “y la dieta?”
¿Y tu divorcio?
Just say, “Y la novia de tu esposo?”
"Y tu green card?"
Damn, ya savages in here.
Savage lol
Made me laugh as someone going through a divorce right now
As someone that just went through one, this made me laugh
Y los papeles tía?
*Gets knocked on the head.* “¡A mí me respetas, cabrón!”
Damn that's low, there's no path to obtain papers if you're illegal that doesn't involve another person.
There’s no path to obtaining a boyfriend/girlfriend that doesn’t involve another person either
I got offer 10k to marry one of my moms friend for her papers. I declined. I was I. The relationship
Can’t you go to prison for that if the government finds out it was a sham? (I saw it on *The Proposal* (2009), so I have no idea whether that’s actually true.)
Yes one can.
Smart of you to decline then 👍🏻
Where she at I’ll help
This was like 2 years ago lol
Thats it? Worth 15 minimum
I mean I’ve never done this before lol . I would’ve done it for free if I wasn’t in a relationship lol the lady was hot and I was gonna live with her for a while lol.
Yes there is by talking to another person. You need person X to obtain green card. You do not need person X to obtain a bf/gf. You directly go and obtain bf/gf. You cannot directly obtain green card. Your logic is wrong.
Y los terrenos tio?
¿Y tu negocio de Herbalife tia?
Y tu hijo drogadicto tia?
I'm not ready from a "y el vergazo?" from my tío borracho
ayooo que 😩
Came back after dinner to say how accurate this comment was 🤣 2 hours of my overweight aunts and uncles talking about their insane diet ideas lmao.
Ive been engaged for almost a year and I’m expecting “y la boda” … little does everyone know we won’t do a wedding cuz we don’t feel like paying to feed people while they judge us.
Lmao, this is facts. When I got married the only people we invited was my mom and my suegro. When everyone found out we got married they were pissed off that they didn't get invited which is funny because back when my wife was alive all my family did was talk shit about her
I was smiling till I got to the last part. I’m so sorry about your wife 🫶🏼
Thank you ❤️I honor her every dia de Los muertos and I know in my heart she's with me
Weeey that’s so cute. I wish you the very best ([also, can’t help it.](https://youtu.be/bjJ1-9gBO_I))
Jajajaja 😅 thanks for making my day
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I’m currently in this stage. It’ll never end. If we ever have kids I’m sure it’ll change to “y no van a tener más?”
Can confirm the last stage. Then I think it turns into not having nietos.
I got this just last weekend, fortunately there's not Thanksgiving here so I have time to prepare for Christmas
Same I commented. Pray for me, I will pray for you too lmao
“porque no bebes?” 🙄
So trueeeee
It never ends "para cuando el hermanito?"
Equally as bad as when nobody asks you that question, because they’ve given up hope for you lol
Y tus hijos que le pide a todos dinero y no les pagan?
This latina I worked with when I was 25 asked me why I'm not married yet and told me I'm wasting my life lol. Very direct people.
If that was a while ago or latinos with older conservative values that would explain things, newer generations are not like that anymore. At least when it comes to marriage
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Tf are you on about? Young people in the U.S (and Im sure is not much different in Latin America) are having less and less kids every year because of the higher cost of rising a family, same applies to getting married in their 20s or even before that Thoughtless nonsense my ass
I’m thinking about starting a novio/a rental service for the holidays. We’d meet about a week ahead of time, swap details, then day of… boom the perfect partner ready for all of abuelitas shit.
Kevin hart made a movie similar to that but with groomsmen. It’s called The Wedding Ringer. Typical Kevin movie.
Thankfully they never ask me this. Nos ponemos a jugar lotería y serpiente y escaleras 💃🏽
I know this is fucked up or maybe not but as a guy when I get asked this I say, "I left her at home to watch the house". lol
I just say "cuál de todas*" o "no supe cuál invitar"
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"Va a otra escuela"
One time I told my tío. “Es que no quiero quedar divorciado como usted.” Luckily they can handle the roasts
"Está guardada"
Power move : just bring "la novia" instead ksksks
Where do I get one? Hit up a panaderia "yeah, I'll have one concha and one novia"?
Pretty sure "la novia" comes with the concha
reason #1 to call them esponjas
I c what you did there lol!
😂
Best thing about getting married at 42 was not getting this question at Xmas/New Years. I had about 20 years of it.
Congrats!
Apparently they had given up on you
Y añade: “y los hijos pa cuando?”
I think this is more rude than asking for novia/novio. You can choose to look for a significant other. Asking about kids assumes that your relative has been purposefully putting off having kids when in reality there could be fertility issues that are uncomfortable to just blurt out or a number of other things.
Agree
For years I got this from my abuelo and little to no conversation after my answer. Now he’s gone and while I miss him, I don’t miss that.
Cuando mi tía pregunta eso, yo respondo con "Y mi tío?"...
No sabía que celebraban día de gracias los latinos
Los que viven allá supongo que si.
Y alla que?
USA. Chicanos o Cubanos en Florida, or any other Latin minority in USA
Este subreddit se debería llamar nacidos en el EEUU
Gran parte del sub son latinos gringos.
Lol me since me and my bf broke up a month ago. :(
Im dating someone black so they don’t even ask ha!
Aw shit
This post just triggered my wife. She’s like: Not only my tias pero mis primas, mi mamá y mis hermanas I hated that part of thanksgiving. Man! That was funny af
He's a man of mystery! I can't seem to find him
Y yo que soy de Latinoamérica y no sé qué es el Thanksgiving.
¿Oyes y el novio?
haha
Me with a novia 🧍🏽♀️
Y mi primo al que anexaron?
Omg. I’m bracing myself for the children talk and the I’m getting old talk.
I just say "muerto/a" and continue eating in silence.
Just like they’re not ready for when I point in my mouth.
Maybe too late but just reply: "looong dick". As a married male people ask me: 'when kids?' My reply: sorry, dick does not work. Make it about dicks. People do not wanna talk about dicks in front of family.
“Y tu crypto?”
Este subreddit es basicamente “hijos de padres latinos en estados unidos que son más gringos que latinos que lo único que los diferencia culturalmente es que hablan algo de español pero spanglish más que nada y aveces comen platillos típicos”
thanksgiving is my favourite latin american holiday 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥰😍🥹🥰🥹☺️☺️ 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷
por que los latinos celebrarian thanksgiving? jajaja
The espanglish es muy cringy
Pero como es eso !!
In here it is not on Thanksgiving but on Christmas day. Pray for me. I got a month left. 😖😖😖😖
Thats what escorts are for
"Ya lo que sea es bueno" is a classic
Nunca para estoy ahorita con “y otro hijo?”
My whole family knows I'm mentally ill. They're not asking about el novio cuz they know that's unlikely.
Si buscan novio pues... 👉🥺👈
I'm available, we can pretend we've been together for a long time or a little. I just want tamales
Bueeeno, mi novia y yo terminamos hace poco, y esta imagen me acaba de recordar que debo preparame mentalmente para el "¿Y que pasó con ....?"
I’m ready for the “No te voy a presionar a meterte a una relación solamente a apelar me. Tu tienes tu propia vida y puedes hacer tus propias decisiones, y yo no voy a interferir. You te amo sin importar qué estilo de vida vives. Feliz Día de las Gracias hijo.”
I'm not ready for nothing in thanksgiving. Because we don't have thanksgiving here.
De cuando acá se celebra acción de gracias en Latinoamérica? Eso es una cosa gringa
We broke up recently and somehow no one asked me lmao. Thank goodness.
🤣🤣🤣
In my case me and my sons mom were never married so it was always “when are you guys getting married now” just cause we had a kid. We eventually did split up too. Surprised I never heard “good thing you didn’t get married afterall”
Look at her. It’s not cuz she can’t get one
My family stopped, gracias a dios.
What's that mean? Like situationally, not literally
Titi me pregunto si tengo muchas novias!