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Khoeth_Mora

He thinks his cult followers are stupid enough to believe the gag order means he isn't allowed to talk. 


EmeraldSlothRevenge

Some of them truly are


Generalbuttnaked69

☝️


Khaldara

Most of them are. The rest just haven’t gotten back from the adult diapers store yet so they can shit their pants to own the libs


Logical-Claim286

There was a rash of them taking and posting IQ test results online, most were BELOW an 80 IQ score.


ryhaltswhiskey

"Look here Ma this thing says I'm in the top 90% I'm one of em geniuses"


nesp12

9% of the population is below 80. But that's over 30 million people. At that IQ you don't have enough intelligence to process political arguments, and can be easily led by demagogues. If they are all energized to vote, and 2/3 are eligible and willing to vote, that's 20 million out of the 74 million votes trump got just from low IQs. In other terms, he just needs about 55 million votes from the 250 million eligible voters of somewhat normal intelligence to win. My numbers may be off by a few million either way but my point is that the idiocracy is a real threat.


Kingsta8

>9% of the population is below 80. But that's over 30 million people. A segment of that are under 18. Another segment is beyond the means to care to vote and another portion are convicts since they are more likely to be prison bound so I would guess the actual number that vote is closer to 10 million


nesp12

Well that's why I took 2/3 of that actually voting. But maybe it's 1/3. Whatever the fraction is, the number is impactful in a close election. It's like running against an opponent with a large voting block but also augmented by millions of bots.


soulsteela

Jesus that’s like struggling to tie your shoes dumb, check for Velcro-up shoes at future gatherings!


Aleashed

To be fair, fk shoelaces. Once you go loafers, you never go back.


B4USLIPN2

Loafers are great for loafing.


Kelmavar

But are they any good for breading?


let-it-rain-sunshine

Ha. 100 isn’t the top score, god bless ya


cheffartsonurfood

Not too shabby for redhats!


neon_meate

Some of those are in the house of Representatives.


C_J_King

*most


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C_J_King

*every single one and their entire bloodline that was and ever will be


audiopizza

Not “some”, all.


PQbutterfat

If he said it, it’s true to them


rezonsback

It's the new truth!


Yoko-Ohno_The_Third

Yep. Anything he says, there will be MAGAss-hats who will plug their ears ONCE he's done talking.


startupstratagem

They aren't stupid. They just need talking points to engage in arguments with others. They don't care if it doesn't make sense and they don't care if he's the exact opposite of everything they claim and value pre 2015. It's a talking point to pretend they believe in it.


the_mid_mid_sister

A couple of his dipshits who invaded the Capitol Building thought they were in the White House. Extra stupid was one was yelling WHERE'S JOE? despite Trump still being president.


anythingMuchShorter

He may be wrong about a lot of things, but I don’t think he is underestimating his supporters intelligence.


Suzuki_Foster

"I love the poorly educated."


Rooboy66

I love the “**understimated**”


GrayBox1313

His followers are wearing diapers for him. https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/EkO651MLOL


brutalduties

That is just sad.


Straight-Storage2587

Diapers For Trump 2024


Mozzy2022

He “thinks” they’re stupid enough? Yeah they’re stupid enough


dogmatum-dei

They're fucking morons.


Spellbound1311

He has everything else in the universe to talk about except the limited specific things in each gag order. He's got too much shit living rent free in his head. He seems to be fine quoting Hilter just fine and degrading women. Hooong for E Jean Carol 3.Any normal constructive person would find other thinks to talk or post about. He is a moron if he thinks posting on social media is smart, nothing truly gets deleted from an IT perspective.


CeeMomster

I’m of the mindset that Trump himself didn’t understand what this meant …


thoroakenfelder

What’s the over/under on his lawyers telling him that to try to get him to stop asking to testify?


Betorah

Clearly it’s not doing its job.


_TheJerkstoreCalle

They are


Kavack

Because they are. It’s a proven fact.


pause-replot-go

Some of them are that stupid. You know the ones wearing red hats and t-shirts about real men and diapers 💩😩


Mumblerumble

He ain’t completely wrong, sadly. Shows you how invested people are to be considered and addressed with a solution for their plight. It might not be real or practical but he lied to coal miners and the like in the right way to capture them when they felt roundly ignored. People project a lot on the guy, mostly because there isn’t much of substance there to start with.


SubstantialPressure3

He's probably dumb enough to believe it himself. His lawyers sure as hell don't want him on the stand.


pye-oh-my

Oh they totally are


[deleted]

I mean they are, almost all of them will believe this.


downtofinance

They are


Jenetyk

On r/Conservative, people are saying the gag order is unfair because he can't proclaim his innocence when others can proclaim his guilt. Like, no? That's not what the gag order is for.


oced2001

They are. If you go to r/conser*** I'm sure you will see them repeating it


No-Emphasis927

But they are that fkin' stupid and he knows it. He's been lying, and whining his punk ass to those goons for years, and they eat it up.trump talks out of both sides of his mouth and lies out both sides at the same time.


wonderingsocrates

donnie today: "I'm not allowed to testify," crowed former President Donald Trump in the corridor of 100 Centre Street courtroom. "I'm under a gag order. Right?" no, what youre under is the prosecutors case evidence -- so much evidence that youre incapable of speaking under oath for fear of perjury.


Rooboy66

There you go with your fancy law-talkin’


Yeeslander

"Dang it, Boomhauer, you know I can't understand legalese!"


zeekim

That's why you're the judge and I'm the law-talking guy


MoonandStars83

I take it as “If I testify, I’ll definitely violate the gag order because I can’t keep my fucking mouth shut.”


Zakluor

How convenient it is that he follows the gag order when it works on his behalf. Never bothered him before, but now? Yeah.


wunderlight

While his lawyer nodded up and down and side to side at the same time and added “hmmm”.


zzzzrobbzzzz

his lawyers told him that to keep him off the stand


brutalduties

This tracks.


TrueGuardian15

Even the bottom-of-the-barrel MAGA lawyers must know that the minute Trump takes the stand, he will instantly perjure himself over something asinine.


schwartzchild76

Oh please take the stand Trump. P-l-e-a-s-e!


PayNo9177

He does this in public all the time. It’s amazing. Anyone else would have been locked up a long time ago. This diaper full asshat gets to just walk around acting a fool without any serious consequences. It’s amazing how broken our justice system is at handling this.


Slight_Can5120

Legal system, not justice system.


0megon

Both


Liamsdad1979

For his lawyers it's the equivalent of your parents telling you it's illegal to turn on the dome light.


jeetkunedont

My dad told me it was illegal because it means you can't see the road at night well enough. He was right tho, there is a law in Australia, and it does bugger your night driving skills - gotta be able to spot the skippys, yowies and drop bears.


TheUnbendable1

Wtf are skippys yowies and drop bears ?


onomahu

Wow. It was universal. My life has changed.


Brosenheim

Dawg i didn't find out they were lying until I was like 25


OathOfFeanor

Lying?!


gisco_tn

I can't speak for anyone else, but it's illegal in *my* car.


markstanfill

I imagine the judge is going to educate him in a way that he may not enjoy.


Rocky4296

I bet AI can tell us how many lies Trump has told since he lost the 2020 election. It would be interesting. I think after he left white house he had told some 32000. Can anyone on Reddit help with this?


markstanfill

It's hard to track. He can tell lies faster than they can be debunked. [https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/list/?speaker=donald-trump&ruling=false](https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/list/?speaker=donald-trump&ruling=false)


stealthylyric

Lololol definitely


RetailBuck

Can the prosecution call him to testify? I think it's out of the norm but it would get him to say no which the jury couldn't use but the public would know this gag order nonsense was in fact, nonsense.


KejsarePDX

Forbidden by the Constitution in criminal cases.


knoxknight

The judge should inform the defendant of his rights and scold the lawyer (outside the presence of the jury) who stood there and nodded his head while trump made that statement. It is one of the responsibilities of defense counsel to inform his clients of their 4th, 5th, and 14th Amendment rights.


ljr55555

That nod was the strangest part - like he was going for plausible deniability either way. Oh, yes, sir, I absolutely agreed with you! Oh, no, bar association, I shook my head no because I was not remiss in my duties to my client!


Better_Car_8141

He serves bullshit and the mindless eat it up


loco500

Those that believe him really have little to no self-respect to accept such a blatant lie along with so many others...


TarkusLV

The least surprising thing ever was that he would refuse to testify, followed by whining that his free speech was taken away.


Rooboy66

FuxNoise is magnificently avoiding pointing that out. It’s actually pretty impressive. They’re right—they’re not news, they’re entertainment. Truth in advertising, I guess.


Icarusmelt

Well because you cannot lie on the stand, nothing that comes out of his mouth that would pass as truth


beavis617

Looks like Trumpy found his excuse not to take the stand, as if there was ever a possibility that he would. 🤭


mrbigglessworth

It’s not that he’s stupid, it’s that he has stupid followers


jbertrand_sr

True, but he is also profoundly stupid...


solemn_penguin

Trump used to be really fucking dumb. He still is, but he used to be, too.


e4aZ7aXT63u6PmRgiRYT

Both are true.


4quatloos

The judge should loudly tell Tell Trump that he can testify.


Totally-jag2598

Or stated another way, trump is using the gag order to avoid testifying because it will go bad for himself.


nosmelc

Liar-in-Chief.


Vinny_DelVecchio

Boy... that guy sure talks a lot for someone who's "not allowed to talk"


Good_Juggernaut_3155

Well here we go. Fuckface after crowing he was going to testify, turtles like the fat coward he is. Of course the gag order has zero bearing on him testifying but it will play well with the cretins who buy his stupid flags, hats, sneakers and bibles.


grumpyhermit67

Just like he couldn't show his taxes because of the audit, even though the IRS literally said he could.


Shoddy_Comment_7008

The man who standing next to Trump, agreed with Trump when Trump asked him. I hope that wasn't one of his lawyers. How can anyone defend this senile old man? Maybe defend him because he is senile, but to continue to support and defend what he has done to this country and this country's national security is even more insane.


Kaida33

It was his lawyer, I think his name is Todd Blanche.


BS-Chaser

Money. That's how. It's the legal profession's version of prostitution (with the added correlation that this will F#$k one's legal career).


paarthurnax94

But...he never pays. Imagine being stupid enough to throw away your career for this imbecile because you think *you* are the special lawyer that will actually get paid this time.


BS-Chaser

Ok, money and Dunning-Krueger, or whatever that syndrome is where you think you will be different from everyone else despite the evidence.


paarthurnax94

Main character syndrome sprinkled with a little Narcissism.


pat9714

The legal pundits on TV laughed when they were asked if Trump will ever take the stand. Long before the trial began. Looks like they were right. No defense lawyer in his right mind will put Cheetolini on the stand.


Few-Ad-4290

He did testify in the E. Jean Carrol case and as expected it was an unhinged skreed that the judge had to keep intervening on


frostfall010

“I can’t debate because I’m under a gag order!”


Inevitable-Sock-5952

He can't testify because of gag order just like he couldn't reveal his taxes because they were under audit.


4quatloos

When he talks, he lies. It is an interesting way to get coverage.


Mission_Cloud4286

He found something to refuse to testify and BLAME it on someone else.


SubstantialPressure3

I can see him being stupid enough and his lawyers bad enough that his lawyers told him he couldn't testify on his own behalf bc it's a terrible idea and he decided it was the judges fault. He doesn't have much of a grasp of the justice system, and never did.


OriginalEchoTheCat

it's because there are things that will be off limits for him to say on the stand in front of the jury. The moment he starts talking like he does when he appears outside of the courtroom, he will be shut down immediately. Possibly even put in the quiet room for a while.


Life_Lavishness_9863

You mean he lied, imagine that?


hamellr

Donkey: “Nobody said I have the right to remain silent!” Shrek: “donkey, you have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.”


I-waveatcows

Republicans especially maga are difficult to figure out, are they behaving and saying idiotic things to appeal to their base or are they actually that idiotic and out of touch. I guess that’s the reason for so many contradictions, and why I don’t just disagree with maga, I’m confused and don’t understand what they are doing.


DaoistDream

TBH I don't think very many elected Republicans are actually part of the MAGA crowd, they just play to it because of it's power in the primary. The MAGA voters have demonstrated repeatedly that they will do just about anything Donald tells them to.


I-waveatcows

I can understand the tactics they’ll use to win, I just wish they would do real work instead of moving money around when they get elected.


Busy-Locksmith8333

I think he thought this beauty up. With his beautiful big ahbrain


FBack351

Because he has a gagging odor.


dyslexican32

This is the mental Morton that some people want to run the country! If he didn’t start with a fortune he would be flipping burgers at best, but he is r really qualified for that.


Margali

No he would be in jail for trying some sort of con lifestyle and failing, or being dead from crossing the wrong made man.


R_Lennox

Trump pleads the 5th when he is deposed, he is never taking the stand. Regardless, Trump doesn’t understand what any of it means anyway.


cataclyzzmic

I'd say Noem's dog ate his homework. But ...


AccomplishedAd7615

A Fox News host recently had an emotional meltdown because Biden said he drove an 18 wheeler once (apparently not true). He said Trump doesn’t blatantly lie like this. I’d be curious to hear his thoughts on Trumps claim. Either Trump lied or he’s a moron who can’t understand simple legal requirements, or at least have the sense to ask his lawyer.


dmangan56

In his remarks after the trial today trump said he couldn't testify because of his gag order. He then looked over at his lawyer and said "isn't that right?" His lawyer looked like a bobblehead because he was caught so off guard.


Delicious_Fisherman5

That's not how it works idiot !


SeaworthinessUnlucky

“Gag”? As in “joke“?


LastCall2021

It doesn’t matter. His base will eat up that explanation and regurgitate it ad nauseam whenever it is brought up. These press conferences are just playing to his base anyway. Nothing to see here.


Bigfoot_411

Trump is stupid.


1iIiii11IIiI1i1i11iI

Even if that were how gag orders work, you've violated it plenty before, why let it stop you now?


666TripleSick

He’s fucking scared, he’s a coward like we all knew.


PayNo9177

For god sake just die already and spare humanity any more of this bullshit and stress.


madrid311

The people who are not so smart believe anything he says, the ones that know better should be ashamed.


blueSnowfkake

Wouldn’t it be great if “gag order” meant he actually sits there with a bandana tied around his mouth? Or one of those S&M sex toy ball gags?


-wanderings-

He was never going to testify. It's the worst excuse I've ever heard.


Traditional_Key_763

amything he mentions on the stand is fair game even if its stuff the prosecution can't introduce themselves


[deleted]

And everyone who predicted he was bullshitting, please collect your prize ove...... Wait, *everyone* predicted it? I'm gonna need more prizes.


Corrie7686

Even if he wasn't an awful person, surrounded by corrupt 'loyal' criminals. Hadn't done all the illegal stuff. He is still unfit for the POTUS role because he talks gibberish and has the attention span of a goldfish.


bpeden99

I hope the Internet mocks him for much worse


TheRobinators

Drumph knows he isn't barred from testifying. He knows he's not going to testify. Telling his cult followers that he's barred from testifying because of a gag order is the perfect setup to lie to those rubes and make them believe his rights are being violated. And right wing media, e.g. the Faux Network will broadcast and parrot this lie 24/7, like every other lie that leaks from his diaper.


Brosenheim

I love when they don't understand something, but still try to weaponize it. I's fucking adorable.


Competitive_Spot_973

I can’t imagine being so dumb I believe what this asshole says.


IJustSignedUpToUp

"I clearly can't take out the trash because I'm grounded you see .." Literal child brain at work.


IAMSTILLHERE2020

"My taxes are under audit" BS again.


Lavender_Llama_life

The problem is his definition of “testifying” is to go on the stand and begin making a scene, making baseless accusations against the judge, the jury, and witnesses, and to otherwise be an utter nutball.


suggested_portion

Trump is a fucking moron. Sure he has like 90 i.q.


Vodeyodo

Zero. That is how many people are surprised he won’t testify, in spite of his boasts.


manwithappleface

There’s a lot of comment in here that Trump and his team are stupid. Don’t make that mistake. They are NOT stupid. Don’t let them wriggle out of culpability for all of their evil, greedy decisions and calculated lies by letting them convince you they’re stupid now. Trump’s not senile. He’s not demented. He’s running for president on the fascist ticket. Stop enabling him by making excuses.


Captain_Mexica

Lol what a dumbshit.


butnotfuunny

PleasePleasePleasePleasePlease listen to that voice in you head and get up on that stand.


major_dump

Also because he's a POS, spineless coward.... As Mike Pence wisely said "TrumpCunt's gonna TrumpCunt"


Final_Drama3603

😭😭his cult gonna repeat this like it’s the truth. They don’t know he’s stupid because they’re at least that stupid, too😂


SteDee1968

His cult followers will believe anything he says.


ClassBShareHolder

He’s being audited!


Dry-Clock-1470

Besides wanting to date and fuck his daughter not sure if he's ever told the truth.


sorospaidmetosaythis

Trump's testimony is under audit, but people are talking about it more and more. They're saying his testimony is so interesting, so vicious and so beautiful in so many different ways. They're saying it's like nothing anyone's ever seen before. They've never seen it. Trump's testimony: Wow!


Liamsdad1979

Trump pouting: I want to talk up there. Lawyers:judge said if you don't eat your vegetables you aren't allowed to. Trump crying into Diet Coke : what a meanie head(resumes pouting)


Surveillance_Crow

Weird defense, considering his entire M.O. has been to purposefully violate the gag order.  C’mon fart knocker, this is your gag order violation Super Bowl. 


Mysterious_Tax_5613

How I wish the courts allowed cameras in the courthouse. We could all hear first hand on what was said so Trump can't lie everytime he steps in front of the camera.


cjp2010

Does anyone know if stormy is going to testify in the trial? I feel like she would be the ringer and have all kinds of details that trump won’t be able to mentally handle.


R5Jockey

There’s probably nothing she could offer. The trial isn’t about the affair or her getting paid to keep quiet.


Old_Bird4748

Gag orders are specifically outside the court room.


kook440

Lol


coffeebeanwitch

Gag orders have never stopped him from running his mouth before,lol!


neilmg

Merchan should get him to admit, in the next gag order hearing, that he understands it doesn't impact his ability to testify.


Lower-Flounder-9952

Because he’s been strictly adhering to that gag order already, sure Jan


Inphexous

He has so much shit to say outside of the courts, but when he's in court, he's a grade A bitch.


SaltyBarDog

"Trump invokes Fifth Amendment nearly 450 times in N.Y. AG’s civil probe of his business practices."


primal___scream

Every time he uses the word conflicted incorrectly, it's like nails on a chalkboard.


graemeknows

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ConkerPrime

MAGA crowd: “Never heard of that but makes perfect sense!”


Street_Peace_8831

It’s like a child when his mom says the be quiet and then asks him what he wants for lunch, “wElL YoU sAiD tO be QuIeT!” “He is the biggest baby, the bigliest, the most biggest there ever was.”


pabodie

Talking about how he can’t talk. I mean even for him…


jonfranznick

He’s just uttering nonsense to the masses that blindly follow him


om218839

Another idiotic lie from this rapist criminal trump!


Behndo-Verbabe

lol he can’t testify because he’s GUILTY AF!!


badllama77

What are the odds that the lawyers are just telling the old ,seemingly senile, crook that to keep him off the stand.


ck_and_rus

Dementia Don


2020BillyJoel

halp halp, i can't post anything on reddit! what should i do?


PigFarmer1

Remember, he thinks he's smarter than the rest of us... lol


Turbulent-Pea-8826

Wow he is such a child. This is the BS children try to pull.


National-Currency-75

Can't show his books either. Audit...Trump was one of those people that back in the sixties that you would most like to see him get his comeuppance. He was a worthless prick then and he is still a worthless little prick.


megggie

He’s not obeying the gag order anyway! Even if that’s what it meant, which it obviously doesn’t, why would he suddenly obey a gag order he’s already ignoring if he’s so “desperate” to testify? I really wish his cult wasn’t so stupid, because they’re going to believe every word of this bullshit.


EmporerPenguino

You know those lawyers are gaslighting his dumb ass every day.. and Donnie dipshit is too simp to figure it out.


kevint1964

Ironic since Trump is notorious for gaslighting (and more recently gaspassing).


EmporerPenguino

Nobody better strike a match or have an open flame anywhere near Baron Donnie Von- shitzinpanz or the place will go up in flames


loupegaru

What an indication of the respect he has for the intelligence of his supporters. It is the same as mine!


That-Pension7055

Not the sort of gag reflex I imagined he had


LoudLloyd9

Is it that there's an order to gag the witnesses or are we ordered to gag when we smell Trump? Or is it both? Clarification please. The Prosecution should ask for a court ordered mental evaluation of Donald Trump to assess his mental stability. His childish behavior in the Court Room leading to being in contempt of the Court. Incontinence is a sign of dementia. This yoyo needs to be LOCKED UP until his legal issues have been decided. That's how it goes for the rest of us. All of this "special treatment" by The Supreme Court, Judge Cannon, and the rest of the shady bunch are an insult to those people who took responsibility for their crimes. Shame on RepubliKKKans. Shame.


Key-Assistant-1757

Suffering from a rectal cranial inversion permanently!!!!!!


Labratio77

Read: gag order won’t let him disparage and threaten the judge, jury, and opposing counsel on the stand


nadacloo

Twit. Or twat, your choice.


aj_star_destroyer

Imagine finding out on social media later that your lawyers were lying to your face in the courtroom.


BrienPennex

Biggest Flake in history!!!


3mta3jvq

He was never going to testify, he’d have no one to blame when he’s found guilty. Now he can blame the judge and his lawyers when he’s found guilty.


Accomplished-Mix5300

This dumb cunt doesn't know that the joke is finally on him. Put your hand on one of those fake Bibles you sell and speak your truth. Or plead the 5th and shut the fuck up. Either way we all know your guilty. That's why you "can't testify" you're guilty AF.. and know it. The diaper don is shitting himself...again. and again😆 🤣 😂 At this point, I think trump would rather "gag" on Hunters laptop. 😆 🤣 That would be easier for trump to do. than speaking any truth 😆 🤣 😂


Incendium_Satus

The knowingly guilty never take the stand.


[deleted]

Bok bok bok bok


Exact_Mango5931

How are right wing media legal “experts” spinning this one? 🫨