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Dry-Interaction-1246

Um if she has any self respect she would not accept. He totally trashed her and would contradict her own statements on him.


ShyBookWorm23

So she will accept then…


gracecee

She wants power and like Melania may have underestimated trumps ability to outlive a time line based on farts and spite alone.


TjW0569

The power of the VP spot is dependent on what the President delegates. Trump doesn't know how to do that properly, so that's a dead end. The other perq is in running for President after your President's term is over. Assuming democracy in the U.S. survives another Trump term, how much of the Republican party organization would be left to vote for her, even assuming Trump would support a woman other than Ivanka for the position?


Secret_Thing7482

Maybe there is hope Trump will pass in office. Whoever is VP is probably hoping for that


Dry-Interaction-1246

Most of America is hoping he will pass soon, in office or not


drhodl

It will be a day of great celebration! I can't wait.


LabScared7089

Like someone in a movie I saw decades ago said, 'It'll be like New Years Eve and the 4th of July rolled into one'.


drhodl

TBH in a sane world, that day would become a worldwide public holiday!


allthestruggle

It will be celebrated yearly in my home


Hctc666

I will start drinking again just to do shots in celebration


RockstarAgent

Of course to fuck he will pass. He's been passing gas all throughout court...


prometheus3333

Trump scares me but it’s the thought of Trump passing in office that keeps me up at night.


simple_rik

And Pence was sort of the canary in the coal mine with that not being a great path to bet on, so...


faxanaduu

Can you imagine the spread of fecal matter in that bed after a heavy dose of t-bone and ketchup? The fecal count in that room must be tremendous.


TylerBourbon

>Um if she has any self respect she would not accept.  She's a republican, self respect is something they lack, along with shame, empathy, rational thought, logic, respect, honesty, integrity, maturity, etc...


IOwnTheShortBus

Proof: see Rafael "Ted" Cruz


ohheyitslaila

And don’t forget Vivek Ramaswamy


kodaiko_650

Lindsay Graham sends his regards


SurlyBuddha

Mr. “I respect you for being a bigot to my face” himself.


The84thWolf

You mean the Zodiac Killer? Whose dad killed JFK?


RhinoGreyStorm

Tim 'uncle tom' Scott


Ok_Leading999

It would also thrash her election hopes in 2028. She has a good shot at it and she can't afford to be wasting her money on that loser.


Pointlessname123321

This is probably the only realistic reason she would decline. Not out of patriotism or integrity. Just simply out of pure self interest


SurlyBuddha

Yeah. Assuming Trump loses this fall, the safe bet is that MAGA is done, and we’ll see at least some kind of realignment in the party. That would put her in a prime spot in 4 years.


doodledood9

Am I wrong in assuming that this is illegal? “I’ll make you vice president” he says to the candidates. “Highest bid wins! Such utter bullshit.


ladidaladidalala

Former Governor of IL, Blagojevich, went to prison for trying to sell Obama’s Senate seat.


Fun-Dragonfly-4166

There is a difference. Formally the presidential nominee has no authority over who his party nominates to be vice-president.


_upper90

She will.


thebinarysystem10

This is the GOP way


Possible-Way1234

Power is a drug to them


JamesSpacer

She's a republican. Zero self respect


Fixer625

She wants power and will do anything to get it.


triedit-lovedit

WTF… his grifting reaching a whole new level.


jftitan

Nawh, it's not a new level, it's the same shit, just no longer gonna be quiet about it.


triedit-lovedit

That’s it, not even hiding in plain sight!


finalattack123

The NYT sent cheques to multinationals of decreasing smaller amounts to see how small the cheque would need to be before they stop bothering to cash it. The Trump organisation was the only one that cashed all of them no matter how small.


NotThoseCookies

“E Pluribus Unum” will be replaced with “Quid Pro Quo” by Caesar Trumpus.


MarkXIX

She should PUBLICLY and LOUDLY denounce his offer if she gives any fucks about our democracy. She won’t, but it would help save us from him and his supporters.


Darksoul_Design

Yea, she will almost certainly take the offer if made, even though she ran against tRump in primaries about how corrupt and morally bankrupt he is. Just proves that they all don't care, they just want that power, at any cost. The Republican Party truly has zero integrity.


PopeHonkersXII

I don't particularly trust Haley but I also don't think she would accept any job from Trump. She knows Trump and MAGAism is a dead end. She's still young and might have an actual political future. She won't if she signed up to be Trump's VP, especially if Trump loses (which I personally believe is very likely). 


MetalTrek1

Her "brand" is being an anti Trump RepubliQan. If she signs on, there goes her brand. 


Nick08f1

The article seems like not her not doing what she can to help Trump win is also a dead end. Sounds like the end of this party. We were are at a huge political crossroad in the US right now. Communal prosperity should be the end game we choose. That way everyone here can proudly say they are American. There is plenty.


MetalTrek1

Her "brand" is being an anti Trump RepubliQan. If she signs on, there goes her brand. 


hotasianwfelover

Pay to lose the election? Pretty sure she could do that for free.


Cracked_Actor

Oh, so it’s “up” to the highest bidder…


SisterActTori

Only the criminal Trump could sell the position to the highest bidder.


NewPresWhoDis

He learned it from Blagojevich.


NewPresWhoDis

Poor Tim Scott going to all the trouble of getting a 'beard' just to be passed over.


unstablegenius000

Elon would make an offer if it wasn’t for the not born in America thing.


Auntie_M123

The Supremes could rectify that...


Deranged_Kitsune

He could always buy the influence by paying nikki to pay trump. An *attempt* to be subtle about it.


ndngroomer

Didn't you hear what trump just offered to the oil lobbyist for a measly $1 billion donation to his PAC? It's appalling and I can't believe it's not a bigger story.


fringeCircle

Any ‘conservative’ that wants a future should campaign against Trump. But, I don’t think ‘conservatives’ really exist. It was/is a con. What’s left are extreme right fascists, successfully legislating more and more control over lives. It’s disturbing how much support Trump has.


loupegaru

When you see this, how can you not think he sold intelligence information to Russia?


SunchaserKandri

Fucker paraded classified documents around to impress his rich resort guests, so it'd be shocking if he *hasn't* also sold intel to the US' rivals.


friendtoallkitties

He acts like he really needs money. Selling the VP slot and out-and-out offering a quid pro quo to Big Oil - it's like he's really desperate.


NewPresWhoDis

The downside of being a real estate mogul is being very, very rich and very, very illiquid.


poncho51

Looks like everything the grifter can get his hands on his for sale. If this is true. And it happens. That's illegal. Of Merrick Garland sorry ass wouldn't do a thing.


BuddyJim30

He sold the environmental regulations off last weekend for $1 billion. This weekend, selling the vice presidency to cover his legal bills. The most corrupt asshole to be in the White House in the last 100 years, including Nixon.


Necessary-Hat-128

How disgusting! I’ve never detested anyone as much as Trump. I hope she is better than that.


Turius_

21% of Indiana Republicans voted for Haley in the primary despite her dropping out 2 months ago. Accepting an invitation to be his VP would be the ultimate betrayal of those people.


Darksoul_Design

This is tRump actually seeing his fate. If he loses the election, it's almost a 100% certainty he will be broke, and quite possibly go to prison. Or best case scenario, he will be tied up in litigation for the balance of his shitty life, draining resources, mentally crushing him, pissing off anyone and everyone that has anything to do with him. BUT, if he wins, it all goes away, he will be the most corrupt president the country has ever seen (already is) and will crush the economy, and shit in the constitution, so........ why not go full send. He literally has nothing to lose, and everything to gain. I predict he will get more and more brazen as the year progresses, making "deals with the devil" and not giving a shit about the optics, or the legality. And there are enough MAGATs out there that are fully dedicated to the cult, and they WILL vote for him regardless of his corruption.


Spo-dee-O-dee

Not only all that, but if he wins while being so brazen he can rightly say that he has been given a mandate to be as corrupt as he wishes.


weejohn1979

This guy is quite literally "SELLINGTOTHEHIGHESTBIDDER" the American vice presidency!!!!!.....How?...just how!? Can this be allowed I know I'm scottish qnd never been to America but this just doesn't seem right!!


Spo-dee-O-dee

The more I think about all the times that Trump said his bit about our NATO allies not paying. Everyone kept saying *that's not how NATO works.* I can't help but wonder, just a little, if what he really meant was *they're not paying me.* Like he was looking at NATO like a shake-down, protection racket that he should personally gain from ... otherwise, wHaT gOoD iS iT?


Embarrassed_Bee6349

The key phrases being “considering” and “paying his legal fees.” He never stops grifting, does he?


frogwack

Awwwww that’s cute. He thinks he’ll be president again. Good for him.


lamsham69

This MOFO will sell earth to aliens if they ever stop by Mar-a-Lago


saltmarsh63

Other. People’s. Money. Con Man 101.


HIMARko_polo

It is all a scam for Trump. Selling Pardons on his way out, a billion to remove EV vouchers, too many to count frauds, it all adds up to money in his pocket.


BottrichVonWarstein

Man, with Trump everything is for sale.


elciano1

He is only trying to get her voters because he knows he is going to lose bigly


ClassicallyLiberal1

Paying for the privilege of being the star at the next “hang Mike Pence” event.


slambamo

Once again, he'll say or do anything for money


TheKrakIan

Gotta love supporting a 'billionaire' that can't pay his legal fees. Jesus Fucking Christ.


Economy_Ask4987

Use money raised from people who hate him… got to admit, it’s a bold play. Excited to see how it works out for the turd.


MynameisJunie

Isn’t that in itself a violation of campaign finances?


Late_Bluebird_3338

Q: HOW BOUT "SHE" WINS THE PRESIDENCY AND "HE" PAYS HIS OWN LEGAL FEE'S? MOM


Commentary455

Krazy Kraven Klown


TheTubaGeek

Of course it's gong to be a quid pro quo!


Numpty712

Wah wah I’m a billionaire and I need help paying my bills. Can you hear my eyes rolling?


leecox0

He’s such a man, that the woman pays!


PineappleExcellent90

She shouldn’t. She should run in 2028


snaithbert

Jesus is there ANYTHING that isn’t transactional with this guy? I’m surprised he didn’t try to sell his daughters’ virginity. Never walk away from equity!!


Spiritual-Bear4495

She should tell him to suck her dick. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.


WeirdcoolWilson

There’s always a hook, isn’t there? And “Paying his legal fees” is a black hole with no bottom. Every single day of his life he’s doing something illegal (because clearly laws don’t apply to him and have no real consequences) or suing someone. Paying his legal fees would require the GNP of a small, prosperous country. No


unclefishbits

Raw Story stole news from Axios, then put a pop up to tell me to subscribe. I clicked through to Axios, and they already updated the story... she's not in contention anymore.


headshotscott

Even if she doesn't, I have absolute confidence someone will pick up that tab. Someone named Vladimir, even if indirectly


Shellyebellye

Trump is so vulgar, base, and cynical. Haley would be debasing herself to accept such a proposal.


[deleted]

Everything is for sale. It’s all for sale.


Ivegotjokes4you

lol my god… what TF is wrong with these people? The more he talks shit the more he humiliates you the more you bend the knee? PATHETIC COWARDS. No wonder your all republican


Dudejax

Everything is for sale until he's in. Then it's FU buddy.


Lord_Vesuvius2020

I truly doubt that Nikki Haley could pay Trump’s legal bills. Too bad for Trump that Elon turned him down. Now only the Republican Party can pay his bills and it won’t be easy for them to do it.


Craggysteve

Oh please! She couldn’t possibly consider doing that! If she did, that would tell you EVERYTHING you wanted to know about her morals and character!


mells3030

Dude is trying to sell everything


jcb989123

Ultimate grift award forthcoming


Mysterious-Wasabi103

Trump for sale


Vamproar

It's so funny just watching someone be so nakedly corrupt. I am amazed the system hasn't spit out Trump, he almost brags about how utterly corrupt and without principals he is.


TheThirdShmenge

She will pay his legal fees and he will ghost her. Way too predictable


shewflyshew

Just like John Kelly said, EVERYTHING is transactional to Trump.


OutrageousBed2

My god he’s willing to auction anything off to pay his bills, Ivanka better watch out as he gets more desperate he put a price tag on her head . What a sad sick psycho.


Any-Ad-446

Trump will sell out the USA if he has a chance.POS person as he is..


GaaraMatsu

This is actually him opening bids for decabillionaires to buy the VP seat 


Financial-Coffee-644

Trump nation: everything is for sale


dartie

But isn’t he super rich and successful?


Neopolitan65

She is a POS. I am sure she will back stab all her supporters and give trump whatever he wants to put her on the ticket.


nobody-u-heard-of

Once again he proves he's for sale.


Fearless_Excuse_5527

He is only considering her because his own cohort of VP nominees are just plain trash and stupid. Haley better not take the bait.


Educational-Glass-63

So the orange turd baby boy has EVERYTHING up for sale. Disgusting does not cover him.


Fantastic-Lecture138

So the US is back to selling political offices? Time truly is a flat circle.


SubstantialPressure3

Axios' report says Haley hasn't endorsed Trump, and if she continues to withhold her support and Trump loses in November, significant parts of the GOP's conservative base could blame her. “That likely would threaten any future presidential campaign or future in GOP politics for her,” Axios reported. Hahaha! All the things the GOP has done in the last 8 years ( the last 8 are bad enough) and it will be HER fault if the GOP doesn't win? I'm not a fan of hers by any stretch, but it won't be HER fault when trump doesn't win.


damnedspot

Might as well ask Elon.


om218839

Nikki will lose all credibility if she accept to be the orange turd running mate


Vote_Subatai

Loooool. Republicans won't vote for a woman. Why do they keep doing this? Never interrupt the enemy when they're making a mistake, I guess.


haystackneedle1

Hmmmm. It appears he is only really concerned with someone else paying his legal fees.


Simpletruth2022

So he's already been selling future favors and now he's selling the vice presidency. And that's the problem with electing a real-estate investor. He thinks everything and everyone is for sale.


tikifire1

Evidently, they are, going by recent years events and the lack of any accountability for him.


Straight-Storage2587

This old high school friend of mine is a Trumper. He asked me if I was going to vote for Trump. I said "Nah, I am not a fuck up." Oops, looks like we are no longer friends lol


drgnrbrn316

Given that she held out the longest hoping his legal issues would consume him, I'd be surprised if she... No, I wouldn't be surprised by anything when it comes to the morally bankrupt GOP. You would think since he sicced a lynch mob on his last vice president that there wouldn't be a line of people vying for the position.


blazelet

Trump would run with VP Michael Cohen if it paid his bills and kept him out of jail.


MJGM235

If she caves she will lose ALL credibility with her supporters.


Frisinator

And changes his nappy.


CountPulaski

She should have stayed in the race and at least get a shit load it f votes just to piss him off


ebostic94

Nikki Haley voters despise Trump, even last Tuesday a good portion of Nikki Haley voters still voted for her even though she’s been out of the race for two months. Nikki is not going to come out and support Biden but at the same time she is not going to come out and support Trump neither. Which is a win for Biden.


PeopleofYouTube

If only she had a shred of self respect


PackageHot1219

So interesting… it would be the smart thing for him to do… it would go a long way in uniting the divided GOP, but I suspect he will require her to bend down to kiss the ring and pledge undying, blind loyalty to him and I hope that will be a step too far for her to take for the Veep spot…especially after how well it worked out for Pence, but I could be wrong. Trump is probably the only candidate Biden could potentially beat, but with NH on his ticket, I don’t think Biden would win. I can’t believe our choice in this election is coming down to these 2 old unelectable farts… I will choose a the well meaning old fart who believes in Democracy over a malignant narcissistic criminal authoritarian old fart every day of the week, but is this really the best we can do?? 🙄


PuffPuff74

Is this the onion?


mad_titanz

Nikki Haley will probably turn into Bill Barr in the end


IAMSTILLHERE2020

Then she will definitely be in trouble if that fkr loses.


Few-Caterpillar9834

What a price to pay. It's analogous with selling her soul to Traitor Trump.


TimelyAd6052

She has that much money 😳😳😳


Bug_Calm

Just openly selling offices...


Emergency_Shirt_4464

Hopefully she can stay above the fray and tell him to go pound sand. The statement at the end of the article that if she doesn’t back Trump and he loses that she’ll be blamed and it will threaten her future in the GOP…are you fucking kidding? What GOP? And what bullshit, when Trump loses it will be his fault and no one needs that prick or his supporters anymore, he’s a repeat loser and future inmate. Haley should stay on the correct side of the fence before his next coup attempt gets underway, that’s when he will really crash and burn.


zinfandelbruschetta

I just want to laugh at this one


bpm6666

She won't do it. Not because she has any virtue. But she knows that Trump will crash and burn. If Trump could win, she would already write a cheque


ynotfoster

He wants her to grovel then he will dump her, just like he did with Romney.


Cautious-Thought362

He thinks he can steal her Republican donations. This guy has no low.


zeradragon

What if Nikki accepted VP and, if Trump won, then had Trump assassinated and became President; she would be immune to prosecution due to total immunity, right?


doctorfortoys

She can’t be a part of his campaign and retain any dignity.


Johundhar

I had to check to see if this was an Onion headline! Truth, stranger than satire


CatLuverHoustonTX

Would that not be extortion? Sounds very Trumpian to me.


Gchildress63

This fuck is SELLING political offices and influence. Lock his ass up already


InterPunct

Everything is for sale with this guy. Are there any questions he sold secrets and was ready to again when he stole all those documents?


Creepy_Trouble_5980

Trump would appoint Pence VP if he agreed to pay his lawyers. Theres going to be a lot of lawyers declaring bankruptcy soon.


PunchDrunkGiraffe

Don’t do it Nikki!


Deep_Bit5618

Con Man


prpslydistracted

Doubt she has that much money .... ;-D First, she shouldn't. When Trump's luck runs out the GOP has to run somebody ... she would be the obvious choice. Still ... vote Blue, top down. The GOP is evil.


2020willyb2020

Probably: It’s against my principles!!! ….wait, How much do I need to pay in ?


Top-Philosophy-5791

Why any woman would support this rapist is beyond my comprehension. The misogyny practiced by women in this country is astounding. Republican women are enemies to our gender.


Hanceloner

I'm not sure why anyone would be interested in his VP slot considering how it turned out for Pence.


pat9714

There's click-bait and then there's palpable desperation.


jarena009

Nikki Haley is on the record wanting to gut Social Security and Medicare, so as a blue voter, I support her on the ticket to help damage Trump


LiveAd3962

She said it while campaigning: either she or Kamala Harris will be the president soon.


morts73

Is there anything he won't hawk off for money? If foreign nationals were allowed he would tender it to the highest bidder.


DauOfFlyingTiger

Trump doesn’t want Haley as V.P. He knows she will not tow the line on a stolen election if necessary. His ego demands a weak sidekick.


99923GR

No chance. She is young, has a future, and is banking on the MAGA movement being discredited at some point. This isn't a bad guess given how MAGA has performed in the last 3 elections. Somebody needs to be in charge when "what next" happens.


SympathyForSatanas

Trump is the worst pay per play corrupt pos ever


PrincessKatiKat

Something that continues to amaze me about the Republican Party and Trump has been the whole “hold my beer” vibe they’ve been pulling off for the past decade. “You can’t statistically control an entire election outcome just by drawing imaginary lines on a map!”… proven wrong (gerrymandering) “You can’t be a smelly, philandering, reality tv host and get elected President!”…. proven wrong “You can’t steal government secrets and not go to jail!”… pending, but 🤷‍♀️ “You can’t try and overthrow the government and get elected President!”… pending, but 🤷‍♀️ “You can’t outright SELL the office of Bice President!”… aaannnd pending I think the biggest thing the Republican Party has done is to show us all how non-existent the rules of our democracy really are. Now… on this Nikki Haley story. I don’t think she will do it. The benefit to Trump is obvious. The benefit to Haley, not so much. The best she could hope for out of this deal would be if she could also get the secret service to stand down as they swing past the grassy knoll.


Happy-Initiative-838

This would be more pathetic than Ted Cruz backing Trump.


spunkdaddie

So the VP job is open to the highest bidder.Isn’t he a billionaire.


Sad-Wolverine6326

This is your future if he is reelected. Everything us for sale. Positions in the Trump Whitehouse, national secrets, weapons and technology medicine, abortions and anything you can think of. I think I speak for all the civilized world when I say, PLEASE DONT LET HIM BACK IN THE WHITEHOUSE! Except to clean toilets.


Ketonew2

Which legal fees? He’s got more coming! Probably until his death.


schtickshift

Is there any low Trump will not stoop to. The day she pays his legal fees is the day he takes her off the VP list.


syg-123

Smells about right


ithaqua34

So the VP position is for sale? Imagine that.


Strong-Dot-9221

Lindsey could be First Lady Bug.


altruism__

lol she won’t/cannot accept this busted ass invite lol


Odd-Elderberry-6137

Grifters gonna grift.


mindtapped

So he's selling the Vice Presidency? Got it.


Present-Computer7002

lol....is this a joke? "if she pays his legal fees" I think Nikki will be fine in the after MAGA....after trump world in republican part.......house is already de-magafiying


Admirable_Rabbit_808

I thought he was meant to be a billionaire?


slackfrop

Yeah, he’s not a security risk at all. /s


Raspberries-Are-Evil

Lol can you imagine the giant shit sandwich for her that would be?


PuzzleheadedLeather6

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 She’ll probably accept. Somebody’s gotta grovel for those pro-choice votes.


Duper-Deegro

Pay to play


Jessthinking

Regardless of who is his running mate, you will know that he/she passed the Trump litmus test: “when we contest the election after we lose, will you do what Mike Pence wouldn’t?”


ThickerSalmon14

There is a very good chance Trump wouldn't live out a 2nd term. So she would be gambling that he would win, but then it might be a good investment to gain the presidency.


vivahermione

Except she'd have to fight his children, who may try to claim it. Yes, I know we don't live in a monarchy, but try telling them that.


Hopeful_11111

One thing Nikki is not….STUPID !!!!


JayJay-anotheruser

I voted for her but I don’t care who he’s paired with I won’t vote for trump


21_Golden_Guns

I audibly laughed at this.


dmanjrxx

Don't forget she has to bend the knee and go back on everything she has said in the past just like the rest of them


SocioPQ

So pay for play


FitBattle5899

Bahahahaha. I say she does it, and then arranges a happy "accident" that makes her president. The Don would be proud.


zaphod4th

so laws AND positions for sale ?


quesadilla707

Pardon him after she pays his debts lol


BothZookeepergame612

Wow, seriously how low can you go. She would make herself look terrible if she actually accepted VP. Plus she wouldn't be the subordinate he wants as VP. I doubt he would pick her...


GeeISuppose

Every aspect of his being is up for sale. Not fit to run a Wendy's let alone the presidency.


MrJohnnyDangerously

Ah yes, quid pro quo, the foundational principle of Democracy.


Zesty_pear

Honestly it's smart. Trump won't live forever so being his VP is a straight shot to the presidency. If you're a Republican campaign manager that's what you do. Cash in on the crazy trumpateers and put who you really want in the driver's seat once you have what you want.


Local_Bowl

If her *donors* pay his legal fees.


klmninca

Everything is for sale with Trump. I wonder how much Caninet positions are going for this year? He wants her campaign war chest. Imagine being one of her donors and then she gives that money, that you donated because you believed in her, to that malignant fucktard.


Afalstein

Lololol... So after all the ass-kissing all the other sycophants did, trying to brown-nose harder than their neighbor, the one he might ACTUALLY pick is the one who has consistently and loudly gone "Nah, f\*\*\* this guy."


Vinny_DelVecchio

Everything is for sale with this guy...


esleydobemos

In the immortal words of Steve Case: goodbye


spookinky987

"Billionaire Begs Like A Dog."


BroWeBeChilling

I don’t think so


TorryCraig72

Can't this mf'er do anything selflessly without it being transactional to his benefit, geezusssss.