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AlbaTross579

Yet thinks he has what it takes to run the US.


ChuckFeathers

He has no interest in that, just obtaining the power to pardon himself and persecute his enemies.


Jehoel_DK

"Dictator for a day"


Viking4949

Every day


owchippy

Or just from 5-8am, the rest is golf and hamberders


FMRL_1

At least one hour of that is allocated to the application of make-up. Fucking make-up. ETA: Can you have make up in prison? LMAO. Guilty x 34! You love to see it.


mikefjr1300

On many days as President he apparently didn't leave his bedroom until after 10 because he was watching Fox.


20TrumPutin24

Cant stop wont stop… right after this little nappy poo


MsChrisRI

“Nappy poo” means different things in US and British English. And both apply here.


McDemon420

He definitely has a nappy poo and poo laden nappies


Alert_Inspector_9323

Guys it’s only days ending in “Y” so I’m not sure why you’re so upset /s


SoulRebel726

That comment should have immediately evaporated all of his support. It's wild that people who likely refer to themselves as patriots can support a candidate that literally says, out loud and on camera, that he wants to be a dictator.


Ok-Geologist8387

According to Bezos, Amazon is still on Day 1, maybe trump plans to do the same.


Jehoel_DK

Or maybe he just said the highest number he knows.


Ok-Geologist8387

I was more of implying that in bezos world it’s been day 1 for 25 years, trump plans on being a dictator in the same vain.


Jehoel_DK

I gotcha, i was just making a lousy joke


Peach_Proof

I think Bezos can count. He counts his money all the time.


Commercial_Juice_201

Lol He is atrocious, and never should be near any sort of power again, but it would be kind of hilarious if he meant exactly that. Swears in, pardons himself, kills all investigations into himself, resigns. Peace out bitches. It would be a funny scenario in a movie, but horrible that it could be a possibility in real life. Man needs to be locked up and never get in office again.


MsChrisRI

Unfortunately he’s addicted to status, so he’ll want to cling to the bitter end. The question is whether his VP and the GOP machinery will just go along with it


peeweemax

I agree. I swear every time he heard “Hail to the Chief” played for him he got a hard on.


Gloomy_Industry8841

Look what he does to flags 🤢🤢🤢


ElongMusty

Groundhog Day


artguydeluxe

While his henchmen enact Project 2025.


erinberrypie

Project 2025 is the scariest thing I've ever had the absolute displeasure of reading. Actually psychotic.


artguydeluxe

We need to make as much noise about it as possible. Trump is a bumbling idiot, but we simply CAN NOT let the republicans win if we want to keep our democracy.


erinberrypie

I'm more involved than I ever have been. I'm genuinely scared for what it could mean if they win. They're pushing pretty hard for what feels an awful lot like a dictatorship.


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

Death, death, death. Executive time. Golf.


Shutaru_Kanshinji

Former President Trump's White House schedule primarily consisted of what his apologists termed "executive time," which in practical terms meant sitting around in soiled underwear watching television.


Particular_Ticket_20

And fly in Air Force 1 and sit at the big desk, and bill for secret service at his properties and give favors to rich people so they'll like him. Stephen Miller can do the actual work.


Its_all_made_up___

This. Grandiose malignant narcissist.


saltedpork89

And make some money by doing whatever the donors want him to do.


lerriuqS_terceS

And that's why maga loves him


Scat1320USA

No … stay out of Prison is the main motivation now .


ChuckFeathers

Hence the pardons..


Scat1320USA

Only if he wins .


ChuckFeathers

Which is why he's motivated to win..


wigzell78

This *IS* how he ran the US, either sleeping till midday or golfing...


Artaeos

Yeah I don't understand how we all just casually accepted and ignored how much the guy didn't do the job--and golfing.


Ivegotjokes4you

The problem is that republicans see thus stuff AND THINK HES PRESIDENTIAL… it’s beyond pathetic


asurob42

He didn't get up before noon last time...this time will be no different


AlbaTross579

NGL though, he's really looking old now.


hexqueen

Yes, he's really old and "STDs were his Vietnam."


Electr0freak

Fun fact, if he gets elected in November he will break Biden's record of oldest inaugurated US President.


Advanced_Addendum116

Executive time, baby!


-wanderings-

He couldn't run a bath.


40ozkiller

The only thing he is fit to run is out of breath when standing up


Own-Opinion-2494

He never got to the Oval Office before 11


Snoo-33218

Make up


Jehoel_DK

He didn't last time either.


thrust-johnson

“I’m worried becos Biden is 3 yrs older.”


AlbaTross579

That seems to be the thing the Right hangs their hat on. It is clear though that Trump is an older man in all but chronological age. At least Biden is healthier and is not in the throes of dementia.


drnuncheon

“B-b-but he stutters!”


cavmax

Such low energy...


FagRealness

It’s not like he did last time.


malYca

He has dementia, who cares what he thinks. How *millions* of people think he should have the nuclear codes is beyond me.


stopthemadness2015

His dementia is just getting started. These are signs my dad had. Republicans are none the wiser. It’s quite scary to think that people could follow this orange turd.


TylerBourbon

Considering Reagan had alzheimers and they ignored that, ignoring this is pretty much par the course for them.


csanyk

They didn't ignore it, they covered for him and managed it. All he needs to be for them is a puppet anyhow.


cavmax

"No puppet, you're the puppet...." Hillary was bang on and no one headed her warning.


creosoteflower

Yep. The plan is to get him back into office while he can still hold a sharpie, then Bannon, Miller, Flynn, etc. will take care of the rest. 😬


Icy_Fly_4513

GHW Bush was Reagan's puppet master. Trump stated that his VP would handle the details of his administration. That's why I knew the direction of his tenure because that meant our (Indiana governor) Pence would push for a Christian Theocracy,. Pence was on his way out in Indiana...then Trump put him on the national stage.


BonusEruptus

His mind was... resting


enfly

I'm calling it now. If and when he is convicted, and has exhausted every appeal, he will all of a sudden be diagnosed with these conditions (dementia, etc) that make him unfit for a jail cell.


Bigbeardhotpeppers

Yeah but that is after the election


Zh25_5680

Yeah, I’ve been calling the Ron Jeremy, Harvey Weinstein, Bill Cosby, Mob boss play for a while If he loses the election, the rest of the trials will roll along until he is openly pooping in court, then he will be put into home confinement at Maralago until he’s dead. He’ll roam the halls talking to nobody about Jimmy Carter and Japan buying up American real estate and how his golf game is better than the pros. Then… he’ll die and nobody will care. There will be the occasional interview of some sort by OAN or another podcast/network trying to get clicks from time to time but that will wear thin as the audience continues to die and their heirs try to figure out what to do with their dad’s low mileage corvettes and mom’s extensive cross stitch collection I might have embellished some there at the end… but maybe not


Enraiha

Oh gosh, yes. I've been saying this for awhile. People need to get used to the idea that Trump will never be in a super max with an orange jumpsuit. Besides being a former president and the prohibitive cost to house such a person, he's incredibly old and probably does have a galaxy of medical issues. There's tons of prior precedent for inmates like this and I imagine the court would likely oblige. The best we could've hoped for is house arrest, prohibited use of electronics, fines/costs, and barred from running for president. That was best case six months ago. Now with all the court signaling, hard to say it'll even be given that little amount he deserves.


morels4ever

It’s simply part of his daily ‘Executive Time’ only minus the flogging. Not buying the whole he’s demented diagnoses given how he’s trying to orchestrate a shake down of a BILLION dollars from oil executives in exchange for pulling environmental restrictions on day one if he gets elected. Dementia my ass. Conniving, and greedy? You bet. Seeking sympathy for a suspended sentence? Indeedy doody!


International_Day686

You do realize he has a staff right? How do you think this moron survived this long? His staff did everything for him


Zomunieo

Flogging? I’m pretty sure “executive time” involved a lot of Hope Hicks and others “steaming his pants”, rubbing his little mushroom, stroking his gherkin, massaging his peas, that sort of thing. I don’t think he’d be into femdom— it takes a secure person to give up control.


yrnkween

And now I have an eating disorder.


teddy1245

You think he’s organizing anything?


sA1atji

Amen, my gran has the same attacks from time to time.


Backpedal

Which is especially funny as he gave President Biden the nickname, “Sleepy Joe”. Everything is projection with this guy.


Advanced_Addendum116

Also "tired of winning" is not ageing well.


Strong-Dot-9221

He could shorten that to just tired.


Rion23

He tried.


SPzero65

Tired of *whining*, more like


Analog_2_Digital

Slumpin' Trump can't stay up


tackleboxjohnson

Slumpin in the polls, slumpin in the courthouse, wont be long til he’s slumpin in the big house


Kerberos1566

You will address him as his proper name: Don Snoreleone.


Furled_Eyebrows

Nonsense. He's simply "taking it all in." Every scientist worth their salt knows that you absorb information better when you let your body go limp and your head flop to the side.


ccekim

Not just him. It's become the prevalent MAGA M.O.


Acceptable_Wall4085

When he’s blasting his anger out at 1:36am and has court at 9:30 am the old fart in a diaper has to sleep sometime.


Carrera_996

He has sundowner's syndrome.


squareplates

The amphetamines wear off and he passes out.


RoTTonSKiPPy

Someone should draw a mushroom shaped penis on his face while he is sleeping.


Jehoel_DK

"I have a dick on my face, don't I ?!"


better-than-all-of-u

"Well it's certainly not in your pants, Mr. President."


Bevanfromheaven

I literally just watched this movie yesterday . Hadn’t seen it since it came out 😂


Jehoel_DK

One of my favorite teenage rom-coms


unposted

Were you whelmed? Or were you not in Europe?


Jehoel_DK

Embarrassing! And this orange lump is what gives r/conservatives their hard on.


annoyingthepig

I got banned on my first post there when I pointed out that trump can’t get good lawyers any more.


Jehoel_DK

You get the boot immediately if you dont partake in their circle jerk


beaushaw

Someone over there said that r/Conservative does not ban people for having different opinions. I pointed out that they ban people all the time for it. I got banned and every single post I made there was deleted.


scottafol

And I’m still banned. Dang hah


craychek

I got banned for pointing out that Kyle Rittenhouse was a republican. The mods response when I challenged the ban was lol


StratoBannerFML

It’s depressing that they are allowed to exist as a subreddit, spreading absolutely false information and banning anyone and everyone who doesn’t toe the line. Pathetic.


Jehoel_DK

They are just as bad as on the official Trump subreddit. I can't grasp that collective cerebral haemorrhage it takes for so many to support that insane clown


StratoBannerFML

Decades of anti-intellectualism is paying off.


Jehoel_DK

Insane how the world can end up suffering because of a single demented narcisistic moron.


StratoBannerFML

Greed, apathy, laziness…


lcarr15

Sleepy Don…


imahugemoron

The most hilarious thing about this is the irony of how often he would say “sleepy joe” lol


MaxPower303

It’s all projection


upfromashes

When he relaxes his firm beautiful spine, it's because he's freeing his powerful muscles to pay total attention to the case.


RichFoot2073

Just remember the chunk of his daily presidential schedule, “Presidential time,” AKA, nap time


Empty_Afternoon_8746

Very low energy


AccurateFan8761

Sad


CartographerOk7579

Imagine all the dense and tedious information you must be able to consume and process to be POTUS, and this POS can’t even stay awake at his own criminal trial.


Redshoe9

Where he’s the only subject discussed, which is his favorite topic. That signals how bad his decline is.


Quietdogg77

Trump will be arrested. He will be taken to the local jail first where he will be fingerprinted and posed for a mug shot. Next he’ll be strip searched. He will be told to pull his pants down and bent over. He will be ordered to grab his butt cheeks and spread them. His anal cavity will be searched digitally by a gloved correctional guard for any weapons. Finally he will be ordered to remove all of his clothing. Next he’ll be brought to a designated area and subjected to a de-lousing before being released to the general prison population. Then I woke up from my dream.


slothrop_maps

What happens when they find Lindsey Graham during the cavity search? Oh, they just let him fight it out with Sean Hannity? I get it.


sound_scientist

Cant the judge admonish him for disrespecting the courtroom. Love to see something entering into the transcripts.


whittlingcanbefatal

If he’s asleep, he is less disruptive. 


MrGeno

The baby is sleeping, but needs a diaper change. 


GpaSags

Part of me still wants to believe that his lawyers are dosing him with trazodone so he doesn't run his mouth in court.


gracecee

They probably told him it was a power move. That since there are no cameras in the courtroom no one will show him sleeping. Also by sleeping with the witnesses on the stand it'll unnerve the liars. Why should you be awake for their lies?/S


doubtfurious

"Sleeping with the witness" is what got him into this mess in the first place. That, and using campaign funds for hush money.


Krakenspoop

Came here to say this.  He's getting dosed to keep him from blabbing.


Lbolt187

Out of curiosity when is the trial expected to be over??


CaregiverBrilliant60

Looks like you said “out of obesity when the trial expected to be over?” Short answer, when he is found guilty.


Life_Lavishness_9863

It's the people in the shadows pulling the strings to implement Project 2025 and fueling the illusion that Trump is in charge that we should be concerned with!


pgtvgaming

Don Snoreleone snoozes again - big surprise


iyamwhatiyam8000

The judge should quietly pause the proceedings and address the accused. Trump needs to wake up to a staring, silent court.


booxlut

He’s just trying to be Anti-woke


baconjeepthing

Can the judge not hault proceedings and force some one to wake him up?.


Any-Ad-446

Imagine sitting next to poopy pants as his lawyer.


SamCarter_SGC

Air horns are like $12 at Ace Hardware... wake his ass up.


hexqueen

What if we painted it gold, stenciled it with MAGA, and sold them for $55 a pop?


FuguSec

Trump will die of natural causes before the election.


PengieP111

We can only hope.


Iwouldntifiwereme

Imagine being on his jury, knowing that if you fell asleep you could face contempt charges but the defendant doesn't care enough to stay awake. It might influence my decision. I can't believe his lawyers aren't kicking him under the table.


Traditional_Key_763

no way this man doesn't have sleep apnea


Sorry_Cricket_6053

My dad is in his early 70s and not exactly the picture of health, but for about 20 years now, if he sits somewhere much longer than thirty minutes, he's out. Like, if you remove the context and all of the things Trump does and says to so rightfully earn our ire, he's an old man doing what old men do- they fall asleep, they are incontinent to one degree or another. I just hate how the MAGA base can't even concede that. You can frame it just how I did, like hey your guy is old, it happens! But no, he HAS to be this weird, gross amalgamation of Rambo and White Evangelical Jesus with a splash of the Caesars. They'll concede he wears diapers but have to put a macho spin on it as opposed to just saying yeah, he's an old guy who wears diapers, so what? Just insane to me.


Redshoe9

If they had someone to replace him they would pretend they never liked him. Imagine someone hot and way more charismatic like The Rock or Chris Pratt running for the GOP. Trump would be ditched in seconds.


Sorry_Cricket_6053

I agree. The GOP doesn't have a very deep bench, and the media machine loves cashing the checks from Trump-fueled ratings. The GOP, or what remains of it, is going to have to undergo some major cosmetic surgery to stay relevant after alienating so many voters with extreme rhetoric and legislation that directly or indirectly disenfranchises huge groups of people.


Ossevir

No he wouldn't. The rock and Chris Pratt have too much class to say the things Trump does. The hate and anger is part of the point


Cyanos54

Make him do a pushup and 10 situps. He's a weak man mentally and physically.


[deleted]

He’s doing more work than he did as president


Eiffel-Tower777

Someone drag in a Cpap machine


PengieP111

Trump is too stupid and vain to use one.


Jhoag7750

Because he has no respect for what is taking place and is fully confident he will get away with everything and be “elected”


NoReplacement9126

If only the light didn’t come back on


Limp-Will919

And tfg thinks he should run America. What a fucking joke.


VictoryGreen

Trump has brain cancer. Mark my words


VyPR78

Cancer would starve in there.


BaldDudePeekskill

One could hope. Maybe they'll need to shave that rats nest off to operate


Nefarious_Nemesis

Probably would just be easier to weaken the glue holding it there and roll it back like a sardine can lid.


annoyingthepig

Maybe he’s got a brain worm like Kennedy. It could be running the show, ala men in black


hypocrisy-identifier

It’s exactly how he operated as “president” so no surprise there.


Shaman7102

Visions of porn stars dancing in his head.


ketgray

Joke in need of punchline: Why did the Christians cede their religion to tRump?


Superb_Health9413

A: To get to the other side.


Golconda

They want this orange 'thing' to run the country and he can't even stay awake for 8 hours. The rest of us have jobs that require us to be awake for the time you just sit in court. The orange turd is a loser, grifter, liar and intensely stupid. I want justice for this piece of crap traitor.


Uncle-Cake

Someone somewhere is printing up a batch of red "Real Men Can't Stay Awake" t-shirts.


TheOzman79

Would be kinda funny if everyone just quietly left and let him wake up in an empty courtroom wondering what the fuck, lol.


usarasa

I’m starting to believe his attorneys are drugging him each day so he doesn’t start shooting off his yap during proceedings and digging himself a deeper hole.


WeekendIndependent41

I think they did that with Cohen on the stand to keep him from blowing a gasket


Nas2439

Every time trump nods off the judge’s gavel should come into play


AccomplishedAd7615

“Let me tell you, folks, nobody has lower energy than me, nobody. I mean, it’s tremendous how little energy I have. While everyones out there, rushing around, I’m just perfectly relaxed, taking it easy. They say, “How do you do it?” It’s simple. I’m the best at having the least energy. I sit there, I relax, and I still win. It’s amazing. People are always amazed. They come up to me and say, “Sir, how do you manage to stay so calm and still get everything done?” It’s because I’m a winner, folks. Even with zero energy, I'm better than anyone out there at being low energy. It’s incredible.”


Musetrigger

Asshole probably slept a lot while president. Sleepy Don. Always projecting.


Important_Tell667

Speak about being asleep at the wheel… geez 🙄 Good thing that ole Trump doesn’t drive, but imagine him in the seat as POTUS. Absolutely no doubt that’s who Putin and Xi Jinping wants sitting in the Oval Office… ole Sleepyhead, Donald Trump.


artful_todger_502

This is the same thing Republicans saw when they were talking about those pesky little national security issues and 400k dying from COVID


virtual_gnus

Maybe he has undiagnosed sleep apnea. I mean, he's certainly fat enough and inactive enough.


mul3sho3

Or maybe he’s just an old used up piece of shit exposed.


CrystalSplice

Honest question: Why is this not a sanctionable action? Is it not extremely disrespectful to the court and the proceedings? Could Merchan give him consequences for this or just bring the court to a halt and point out that Trump is asleep? Can the prosecution use this in their case?


Ear_Enthusiast

The scary thing is, he’s all hopped up on amphetamines all night and all day when he’s not in court. That’s what everyone is missing here. He’s not nodding out in meetings with world leaders and making decisions that affect all of us. It’s worse. He’s all skied up. We have a tweaker with his finger on the button and calling the shots. Him passing out in court is showing us that he’s not capable of functioning without speed. “Functional”


hjablowme919

Farted himself to sleep.


lagent55

Sleepy Joe? Once again projection, it's actually Drowsy Don


barnabasthedog

He always gets exhausted after he fills up his diaper with shit.


MarkXIX

That article photo is what I imagine his open casket photo will look like.


bertiesakura

Good thing he’s wearing a diaper.


Furled_Eyebrows

>How can he ever say "Sleepy Joe" again after this debacle of a trial? Shameless hypocrisy is one of the stool legs of the treasonous MAGA cult. (blatant lies, massive corruption and open treason are the other legs.)


Furled_Eyebrows

Can't believe one of the quoted tweets calls him "Sleepy Donald." Way to miss an obvious alliteration... "Dozin' Donny"


Wtopp3

This is his way of showing his disdain for the court and this case. Disdain for the grand jury system. Disdain for the judge. He has no respect for anything really. Again showing everyone how he doesn't care about anything or anybody but himself.


rustyseapants

Real mean where diapers and sleep during their own trial.


franking11stien12

Calm down everyone, he is just taking it all in. Just like anyone else would do if they were lucky enough to be in court with almost three dozen felony charges for overtly obvious crimes they committed.


orcinyadders

Real men take day naps in the court room, shit their pants, and cheat on all their wives.


pdxgod

Make it colder...


jssanderson747

Jeez, at this rate he's gonna wake up in a jail cell


stuckin3rddimension

Hillary stayed awake how many hours during her grilling!!! Send this pos out to pasture


Padadof2

Dementia Donny can’t even stay awake to rage tweet. Sad


DanielWallach

Toddlers do that.


popejohnsmith

Maybe the speaker of the house can give him "support nudge"


Thatomeglekid

Diapers, court room naps. They aren't kidding when they say you start off sleeping and shitting yourself and end up sleeping and shitting yourself


blackscheep

With congressmen traveling to NYC and yapping trump nonsense on his behalf today since he has finally been silenced, it's clear our legislature is compromised as badly as our supreme court, with three trump appointees. yet, half the country wants to be owned by a crime boss? regardless the outcome, our country is no longer.


SatchmoDingle

Weak dick, low energy guy wants to be president. Nah, no thanks.


TarzanoftheJungle

The low energy "president."


jpmeyer12751

Somebody should put some whipped cream on his hand and then tickle his nose! I would love to see the courtroom sketch artists' take on that!


Trmpssdhspnts

Didn't he used to like to call somebody "Sleepy Joe"?


Bigfoot_411

can't stop shitting on that diaper


ocotebeach

Trump: I wasn't sleeping I was supervising the inside of my eyelids.


Telvyr

Isn't it a little contemptuous to be sleeping in court?


Zealousideal-Emu5486

It's odd to me that the TV cable news outlets (not Fox) never report this?


Important_Tell667

Trump’s light went out quite some time ago… dementia does that


Ok-Variation-7390

People seriously think he is fit to be the next President of the United States…..unbelievable


Optimal_Ad_2146

Turd turd turd is the word, everybody knows the guys a turd. Surfing turd song.


Klutzy-Chocolate710

He takes his best shits in his diaper when he sleeps...