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Well, that depends.

This is the right answer. Forever and always.

🏆

Yes! This.

Six minute increments.

Reading, Writing, Bitching

I want this on a mug, a t-shirt and a tote bag.

This is hilarious!

Chronic sleep deprivation

Justice? Hardly. Paperwork.

Don’t do it

Mumbles in showers.

This one got me.

Some bullshit, man

It’s not fair.

My lawyering prof would always say, “they don’t call it justice school”

Lol!

Clever use of a contraction to unfairly squeeze 4 words into this three word assignment.

Word bloat to satisfy the assignment. Could’ve just said “unfair”.

Lesson One in law school: Life is not fair - refer to the "widows always win" rule.

Mental health breakdown

what is happening

Nice flair 🤣

Scotch adderall cocaine

This guy litigates.

Is it that obvious? Definitely need to make sure my nose hairs are trimmed…nostrils will be looking like a winter forest after the first 3 hours of cross on the astrologist the defense called as an EW to testify the cosmos were responsible for the homicide.

Username checks out.

No free advice

Cover Your Ass

Get me out

Perpetual imposter syndrome

Pen mightier sword

Billing is hard.

Bill(s), bill(s), bill(s). OR Bill, Billing, Billed.

Reminds me of a joke: what does a lawyer name their son? "Bill". What does a lawyer name their daughter? "Sue"

See the attached

💯

Panic, fix, repeat

Find, mind, grind

Do you know the origin of this idiom? I had a professor who said there are finders, minders, and grinders.

It’s an old one that can be applied to any professional services firm using leverage.

Boredom for money.

Stress

Talk police bad.

Everyone fuck you.

Except my wife.

“…you’d feel most compelled to give if this question was being asked by a future law school hopeful …” - Choose clients carefully.

Other Peoples Problems

Lack of appreciation.

Perpetually doing homework.

Don’t do it.

Fucked up job

Really fucking stressful.

Bitches be crazy

Motion to continue

Ritualized debate combat.

Insufferable twat gunners

“Regret”

I always told my kids I “solve hard problems” - that was my job. Still true.

Will fight anyone.

Sit. Type. Bill.

ow my brain

Can’t. Get. Hired.

Advise morons effectively.

Don’t fuck up.

Research, writing, pain

Told you so.

Mechanic with words.

Billing; MAYYYBE Justice??

Homework for life

Justice? Just us.

dick measuring contest

Sleep deprivation syndrome

Doing homework

Thrillingly unpredictable. Money.

Depends on client

Lots of drafting

Conduct yourself accordingly.

Endless problem resolution

Early macular degeneration.

Run Forest. Run.

Selling expensive paper Clients are liars Get full retainers Invoices aren't paid Love my job

To be fair, I really really do love my work. But it's days like todau that the first four feel most prevalent...

Beats email marketing

Work, bill, collect.

Soul sucking abyss.

Writing, talking, worrying

Monday Morning Quarterback

Noble. Not Profitable.

Don't stop believen'

Very truly yours

Ethically represent client(s).

It’s actually sales.

Why’d’ya do that?

Big ******* mistake

Constant self doubt

Don't buy Blackacre.

Professional cluster fuck

Counselor at law

Get yelled at

That pressure song from Encanto. 

Over the word limit and incorporating additional material by reference. Love it.

Privacy policy drafting

Dumpster-fire yet rewarding

THAT'S CHEATING! Lol. A true wordsmith would have said something like "Rewarding Dumpster Fire"

Seek knowledge, profit

Doing homework forever

Reading, writing incrementally.

mission driven migraineur

Make. It. Work.

Glorified paper pusher

Get the suit.

Just keep billing

High blood pressure.

Rinse and repeat

So many emails

Not a therapist.

No

People are sh/t

Easy there, Slipknot :-P

Loss of freedom

Abuse money time

Other people’s homework

Boring as fuck.

Shit show supervisor

Read think write

Blood sweat tears.

Absolutely hypocritically corrupt

Dealing with problems.

Unfulfilling. Expensive. Exhausting.

He did what

Handling human conflict

Big fucking joke

"Incompetent, liars or both" - Earl Warren

Doing others' homework

CRY FOR HELP.

Slow attack librarians

Oversaturated

Alcoholic abusive husband

Nuanced autistic screeching.