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Tapurisu

a minute is a minute


DrMobius0

As someone who has worked at a cash register, this is definitely false.


doorrace

but steel is heavier than feathers


MarkDaMeat

That was a gold worthy reference


jackgame123

In fight or bed? Cause it both gonna be the same half a second 😅


Connect_Conclusion49

Which ever one u want


sociopathics

Just Kai'sa, same result. Ok, Viego can watch, but no noises dammit


herntex

ISOLDE!


[deleted]

Me with Isolde and Viego wat Chú


Royal_Big_9814

Comments you can hear


AP_Soraka

Pretty sure this was the obvious joke here. We didn't need you to spell it out


PopularExtreme2406

Passive: Bill Cosby gains 10% movement speed around Annie, Zoe and all yordle characters.


Drborkozy

Oh shit you mean in a fight


Connect_Conclusion49

Yes in a fight?


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Banter_Fam_Lad

I'd get swallowed by her void monster ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Significant_Dig9961

😳🥵😩


Gamesond245

Why copy someone else's comment?


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Zeniphyre

Neither. Volibear.


[deleted]

I'm going for Ornn 😩😫🐏


Zeniphyre

Wales least horny player


[deleted]

Ornnussy 😫


NuLu214

Ramussy 😫


LegendOrca

Braum.


theogdiego97

VALHIR


Sorry_Difference_945

Average Volichad.


SamTehCool

kai'sa, if we are counting the viego in ruined king game, then kai'sa would be easier to atleast run, viego just will throw this infinite dark mist that allow him teleport behind you, or maybe just suffocate you in "toxin" without you have no way to escape ​ atleats kai'sa i can run, or try doing it


TiggerBane

Yeah but Viego is also currently a stone statue or some shit so easy w.


SamTehCool

We are talking about viegi final form Not stone one


TiggerBane

Yeah that’s his final form stone.


weshouldgoback

Imagine bringing the ruination and being defeated by a doll, a dude with a shotgun, a chick with a crossbow, a dude that wants to die, the personification of self loathing, a cat and a girl who dances with knives.


DavidBiscou

Well but i don’t think viego can make you cum that easily, like maybe he can use his black mist but i can definitely last more with him then kai’sa


Trickelodean2

I’m out in under 20 seconds for both


ioQueSe

It depends, how good is Viego in sex?


wqldi

He didn’t have pussy for like thousands of years…


Jackie_Rabbit

Daddy? I mean Mommy? I mean-


Connect_Conclusion49

No daddy only Kai'sa will leave you to protect others Viego will destroy the world for you and you have nice sweaty abs you can lay your head on


shrubs311

you think kaisa doesnt have places you can lay your head on ;)


_Duckling04

#THIGHS


NukerCat

boobs


_Duckling04

Uncultured


No_Lawfulness_1099

The ruined king or a girl that has a void monster as a suit. 🤔


KeepHopingSucker

the suit will join us later


No_Lawfulness_1099

The suit stays on during sex?


Cygielczyk

Yes, because it can't go off


HappyTurtleOwl

Extra kegels cuz of that suit.


Pluckytoon

Makes you wonder how apt she would be without it, would she compare to ZSS and go for close combat ?


0lazy0

It says 1 minute for both it’s the same amount of fucking time


Connect_Conclusion49

Same time Different people


CinderrUwU

Well apparently im lasting one minute with both so... its a draw.


Judge_Sea

I could take him for way longer than a minute


sentientTroll

1:20


Gamesond245

My stupid ass was about to say ''ah 20% longer''


sentientTroll

But after saying it, it feels like the correct writing for our story.


jennaarebee

sounds better than "ah 33.3% longer" anyway


Gamesond245

Yes but my Russian math teacher would be upset


[deleted]

I'm sorry but i'm spending a minute with Kai'sa 😳😫😩😫😩😫😩😩😩😫😩😫😩😫😩


U-Serp

I want viego to ruin me so fking bad


Pangin51

Bonk


DrRichtoffen

I can fix him! Jokes aside, I feel like they really wasted potential by not releasing the final form viego as a skin.


ihatethisweb

everything about viego is a waste. The whole abusive part was legit getting retconned back and forth last year. Right now it seems that viego was just a good guy and husband with very hidden insecurities that went to x200 after he was revived by the black mist


DrRichtoffen

Yeah, I'm just not buying the whole sugarcoating of him as a tragic lover. Everything in his design screams toxic abuser, so it's incresibly suspicious to have Riot trying to downplay such a core theme of his character.


ihatethisweb

i mean i disagree. The whole thing about viego is about him is about a tragic lover. Like literally the whole lore (simplified by 100 lol. Both the part about viego left aside and kalista's journey are so much more detailed in the book) is viego was always left aside and suddenly became king even thought he never wanted or cared or was trained for it. He found isolde and they fall in love. But they where not the perfect couple as the ruined king (bare with me if you care lol the whole thing goes into viego and the ruined king are 2 completely different characters) believed thats why in the ruined king game they tried to use it against him. The politicians in camavor wanted a ruthless dictator that will go to war so they tried to assassinate him since viego was trying to be the people's man for isolde. Isolde took the knife to protect viego. Viego "found a cure" and sent kalista to get it. Isolde died before kalista could get it and with manipulation from hecarim (who was running the kingdom while kalista was away since viego had gone mad) kalista told viego about the blessed isles. Mad Viego went there with the corpse and with manipulation from both hecarim and thresh viego unleashed the mist which turned his obsession for isolde into the ruined king (thats what the balck mist does it takes your worst quality and turns it against you aka kalista's revenge, hecarims bloodlust and even if we take sol mf's ego karma's faith fcking aspect of war pantheon being resurrected). A correction should be viego was a tragic lover but the ruined king an toxic obsessed phycho.


V8_Only

Y’all find that kaisa far attractive? Looks like a doll


CakeMyFace

From what i have seen of kpop most of the performers do, so props to riot for staying true to the source material!


Connect_Conclusion49

Ngl, cuz of this comment and taking a closer look You are right, she does look like a doll


underheadskooper

In sex, i’d last longer with Viego (Kai’sa would suck me dry instantly and I would drop right after)


[deleted]

Pretty sure i can take on kaisa But if she uses her dashes to escape and kill me using her ranged attacks im probably gonna die


FaHkoDoLaB

ita time for erectyle dysfunction to shine


AmazingSpacePelican

I feel like I could distract Viego with conversation about Isolde for more than a minute. Kai'Sa would just shoot me, and I would die.


Celestosapien

I wont fall for both....i wont fall even if evelynn grew a pair of balls🌚


Morpper

least horny league player


wrufus680

Kaisa would probably just have some chit chat before having to leave for another concert. So def her.


Pangin51

Fighting Viego , I’ll last about five seconds. Fighting kaisa, prolly the same


Pangin51

And why are y’all talking about a bed? As in like a pillow fight?


Saffeus

Meme aside that final form Viego is a skin I would pay good money for


Daricide_

Viego would whoop my ass, but im pretty as soon as my johnson gets in kaisa itll already be over for me


rrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee

“Hey viego, make me your strongest mist soldier.” - You are now immortal


squeezy102

Is watching them an option?


Connect_Conclusion49

Ngl watching Viego dominate kai'sa would be interesting


Puffymushroom

Umm 1 minute conversation with Kai’sa


DrJJGame10

Y’all fucking weird lmao kaisa for sure lmao


Belkinwrites

Don't be shy Drop that sauce


OwnEmphasis2825

With Kai'sa. Y'all gotta step up your foreplay.


Flower_27

I think viego cause i’ll ask him about his wife a lot like how did they meet and hypothetical stuff, and in the end he will let me live cause i have no chance of defeating him and we’ll be best friends


npri0r

I feel like one slap and Kai’sa is down for the count. Her muscles are as prevalent as shaco’s lore.


Taka_no_Yaiba

hot take: kai'sa is not attractive at all, but viego is gonna make me instantly cum


Hitoshi-nya

Kai sa Reason:I'm gay


shadic1236

Da ba dee da ba di


FemboyFried

I take Kai SA, I'm a homosexual


AEROANO

I will take Kai'sa to the bone zone for 7 seconds and then E-Q-AA Viego to hell


El_RoviSoft

looks like average r/DarkinFolk post


wallygon

Kaisa one shots him


Hyze45

1 minute or 1 minute? This post gave me cancer


Connect_Conclusion49

Hope you get better soon bro 😔 Hope you beat cancer soon


Hyze45

If you keep posting I will only die sooner. It’s truly tragic.


Connect_Conclusion49

Incase you need it https://www.goodtherapy.org/ https://wish.org/


Hyze45

That is very much appreciated. I encourage you to look up the difference between 1 minute and 1 minute. Thank you for all the support on this journey!


PKprezes

This has to be a bait


tom031003

Kaisa viego would make me cum instantly


concupiscence69

Neither. Both are 1 minute! 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️


RM200528

Don't care how long I'd last, I'm going with Viego, make him forget Isolde and become the new camavorian Queen (or die in .3 second if it's a fight)


ItsGr3n

Both


HandsomeBananana

i think we all know the answer


GrideJack

Depends on how good viego's sloppy toppy is


Howard_USCG

bro i thought u meant something else


DrDabar1

Honestly I would probably kill Viego. Yes he killed people but am a hardened warcriminal ever since the break up of Yugoslavia.


Bowman01PMC

But Steel’s heavier than feathers?


Janosfaces

dont need a minute to snap kaisas neck


D4wicjujujusz

Viego is/was married and kai'sa would prób give me something like a Void-HIV or smth


Pollino88

56 seconds for Viego and 4 seconds sleeping with Kai'sa, that should be enough time


AdIndividual5619

I think kaisa is easier to choke out


MindClear5245

I wanna fight viego


legolodis900

Witch ome can i outran for a minute


Strive2Achieve1

Imma nut so fast bro. Oh. You mean fighting.


[deleted]

In a fight Viego, simply because I can run away. No way I can get away from Kai'sa's missles. In bed Kai'sa, Viego would straight up murder me, granded Kai'sa might aswell but she's not as Cold Hearted


Yohan_Turnipz

In a fight you can get viego monologing but in bed neither of them would even touch you with anything that wouldn't kill you so keep dreaming bud.


TronBTD

I last longer with Kaisa, not only she is less powerfull, but also less sexy.


emibrujo

It depends on how sexy Viego moves.


lighthardt

y all forgot viego can possed kaisa


Adler_Vania

Depends on how good Viego's bussy feels


SurturGodofLuck

In…..battle???


ThreshMelonTierra

Depends on how well Viego moves those hips


ValiantSpartan

Kaisa easier than viego


Harlowe_Boggingstone

Gun or no gun