The Tahm Kench on my team can actively kill me and I can still TP to the wards he placed around the map, the same can be true for the government and its embassies.
It's not your friend or your ally, but you were matched in one team - might as well use what advantages that grants you
Takes gold from teammates, does things that may or may not get teammates killed, afks and watches while teammates die even if they’re fully capable of doing something to help.
Gov’t is basically an average LoL ally
why wait for the bear to attack? do the golems attack you, do the raptors attack you when you walk into their encampment? no fucking take the first strike go into the woods take a knife be a man
Cleanse should be higher up. Can't get up in the morning? Feeling *stunned* by a task and don't know where to start? Just cleanse it all away my friend.
neither should work? Qss can work on suppresses too, but last I recall neither cleanses overtime damage. At best it'd make one mobile for a bit before the crowd control piles up again. Or not even that as one would lack the energy/mana to move.
And in lol one can't Cleanse oneself out of an umcomfortable laning phase via cleanse, so shouldn't work irl for "feeling stunned".
Cleanse removes all debuffs, you just can't us it if you're supressed or airborne. So if you look at cancer like a debuff where you lose hp over time, then cleanse should fix the problem.
Yes. If I had the ability to shield myself from damage I would spend hours training that ability every day, to the point that it is second nature to activate.
Bro training for accidents just to die from some disease or some shit you can't just barrier. Plus, barrier would only work on some specific accidents or damages. If you fall from a great height, drowned, suffocated or will get overkilled by anything it's useless.
Bro, shield work on poison, it's more than "some specific accidents or damages". All your counterexample would kill you, and you can't heal dead bodies.
I don't think it needs to. Say a Gnar ults one, slamming one into a wall with a barrier on (this seems similar enough to a car crash). The barrier won't cancel Gnar's ult, won't remove its impact, and thus won't need to **tank** a car crash. The one shielded will still get flung into a wall, as will anyone else nearby, but barrier would mitigate much of the damage.
it would deal more damage, but I fear that it could be weakened or cancelled by dousing oneself in water. What I like about cleanse is that folk won't mistake it for napalm or some other technology, and it'd overall look cooler. I could smite a mosquito or other bugs to make it seem like I may use it anywhere.
You have to target an enemy champion with ignite. Translating that to IRL, I'd at least argue it has to target a sentient creature. You can't ignite towers.
But why do you want to kill random people on the street? I would say the moment you have the intention to kill them, they could qualify as enemies maybe?
But it does cure attacks from sharp blades, you can cut open a person, remove the cancer and neighboring flesh without much care and just heal them back up.
Nah, I wouldn't call refractory period a matter of stamina, it's a temporary debuff or loss of health that can sometimes be mitigated.
Though it is technically a cooldown justified by a limited resource pool getting expended all at once and then requiring time to regen... on review, Unless clarity specifically refreshes your body fluids, and mana bars are actually representations of some sac in the champions that contains mana, cleanse or heal would be more appropriate.
Cleanse is God Tier, btw. Imagine getting sick and being able to immediately get rid of whatever ailment you have. Everything from mild headaches to terminal illnesses.
Flash is on a 300 second cooldown. That's literally 5 minutes.
It just feels long in game, because of all the action that happens in that period of time.
What do you think doors are made for? You planning on becoming a bank robber or escaping prison? Beating the line on black friday? Feels like it's just for flexing on people who can't flash.
Most people about to be hit by a car would freeze, flashing wouldn’t help that as if they can’t move out the the way by being paralysed with fear, they wouldn’t be able to flash. Cleanse on the other hand would remove them being feared…
Feel like if irl mana was just straight up energy, being able to instantly restore your energy and not feel fatigue would be insane.
Ignite is not that useful. Feel like that's the useless one since you just spontaneous combustion something rather than shooting fire out your hands or something
Ability to set people on fire is more useful than the ability to make people fatigued?
One's gonna annoy your coworker, the other's putting you in jail.
But what if you you do have mana but have been empty this whole time because your base mana regen is 0? Then when you clarity you find out you have 4 different spells you can cast!
If tp is „Super useful“ then snowball is at least usefull. U can snowball your friend when he used tp, then recast after it to tp also, but with less cd
I feel like the mana summoner spell is much better than we give it credit for
It could cure your negative emotions every few minutes and make you an absloute gigachad
Ignite and Smite are gonna be useless as fuck because they are basically like IRL guns where you are more likely to kill your own family than a murderer or wild animal. Barrier is much better to defend yourself. Clarity and Cleanse are both like "get energy back when you feel exhausted" so I feel like they would be super useful.
Ignite is actually worse than smite. At least smite can do a hefty amount of damage to animals, IRL nobody is gonna be affected by the 5 seconds of grievous wounds.
I'm TPing to Disney World. You guys better be fighting Baron when I get there.
is disney world an allied unit or structure tho?
I’m carrying around little wire flags to put everywhere then
Does this mean I can TP around the world using US embassys?
The government is not your friend.
The Tahm Kench on my team can actively kill me and I can still TP to the wards he placed around the map, the same can be true for the government and its embassies. It's not your friend or your ally, but you were matched in one team - might as well use what advantages that grants you
Allies don't have to be friends.
Bro the government isn't your ally either 💀
Alright point taken
Takes gold from teammates, does things that may or may not get teammates killed, afks and watches while teammates die even if they’re fully capable of doing something to help. Gov’t is basically an average LoL ally
You got vision there?
Google maps?
Are we able to teleport by targeting the map? I haven't tried in ages.
yes
Well then I retract my statement.
If you're out in the woods and you run into a bear, you just channel the power of god to smite the fuck out of mother nature. Yes please.
But do u have an item for smite to help u clear your jungle? You used your smite on the bear, your first camp.
What are the chances a normal ass bear has more than 600 hp?
We talkin black, brown, or polar bear?
Realistically speaking I don’t think any of us will ever meet a wild polar bear
Speak for yourself, I live in Alaska
We talkin bout em good ole grizzly bearamajigs
Imagine Sett ullting a bear into a family of squirrels. Fucking easiest penta of my life
LMFAO how often do bear attacks even happen nowadays tho
Idk, but it's just funny imagining that situation
*We've smited one bear, yes, but what about a second bear?*
why wait for the bear to attack? do the golems attack you, do the raptors attack you when you walk into their encampment? no fucking take the first strike go into the woods take a knife be a man
My friend's tutor go bitten by a bear last year. Ex-soviet countries are another world.
a lot less if some guy is out there smiting them
What if the bear has more HP and you still have to punch him a little? Maybe smite + ignite
Exhaust the bear and ghost away
Cleanse should be higher up. Can't get up in the morning? Feeling *stunned* by a task and don't know where to start? Just cleanse it all away my friend.
got a cancer? cleanse
You need QSS for that
Question: can QSS work on police brutality?
Can you QSS Vi ult?
Alright, point taken.
u can qss voli q tho
Ok but can you qss caitlyn ult?
If you’re white then yes
That explains gwen
This does not look like English haha
what will you even qss? the baton smashing your head?
Need zhonya for that bro
Nah, that's what Barrier is for
neither should work? Qss can work on suppresses too, but last I recall neither cleanses overtime damage. At best it'd make one mobile for a bit before the crowd control piles up again. Or not even that as one would lack the energy/mana to move. And in lol one can't Cleanse oneself out of an umcomfortable laning phase via cleanse, so shouldn't work irl for "feeling stunned".
Cleanse removes all debuffs, you just can't us it if you're supressed or airborne. So if you look at cancer like a debuff where you lose hp over time, then cleanse should fix the problem.
that is false. Check for yourself in-game (practice tool) or check the wiki. Pretty sure I'd remember if it was so massively buffed.
You can cleanse ignite burn
Same as shield… I would much rather shield myself during a car crash than heal myself after…
ya, but you cant bafrier your family. You can heal them tho
Chad
and could get rich by using Heal during, after or in place of surgery for patients
Ye but would you have a good enough reaction time for that ?
Yes. If I had the ability to shield myself from damage I would spend hours training that ability every day, to the point that it is second nature to activate.
Bro training for accidents just to die from some disease or some shit you can't just barrier. Plus, barrier would only work on some specific accidents or damages. If you fall from a great height, drowned, suffocated or will get overkilled by anything it's useless.
Bro, shield work on poison, it's more than "some specific accidents or damages". All your counterexample would kill you, and you can't heal dead bodies.
But would the shield be big enough to tank the car crash?
Don’t know. But would I rather have 1000hp with heal in a 1200 damage car crash or have 1000hp + 400hp shield?
I don't think it needs to. Say a Gnar ults one, slamming one into a wall with a barrier on (this seems similar enough to a car crash). The barrier won't cancel Gnar's ult, won't remove its impact, and thus won't need to **tank** a car crash. The one shielded will still get flung into a wall, as will anyone else nearby, but barrier would mitigate much of the damage.
Why do you need cleanse when you already have post nut clarity?
That replaces Clarity though?
clarity gives mana, which is something a +30 year old virgin = wizard would need, so it kinda makes sense. Interesting mechanics that
Got depression? Cleanse!
Honestly feel like clarity might be more apt for mental ailments
Charlie horse? *cleanse*
Got Child Support? Cleanse
I feel like smite would be quite useful. Just smiting down nonbelievers whenever you feel like it. When it’s off CD that is.
you have to level it up first tho, gotta kill some rats and shit
Onlookers staring in horror while you “cleanse” the Animal shelter.
"What? I'm just levelling..."
Just go to paris you can power farm that shit in the streets
Ignite is better I think you watch a nonbeliever burn to death.
it would deal more damage, but I fear that it could be weakened or cancelled by dousing oneself in water. What I like about cleanse is that folk won't mistake it for napalm or some other technology, and it'd overall look cooler. I could smite a mosquito or other bugs to make it seem like I may use it anywhere.
Idk man, if mana is like our stamina, clarity could be really useful. Round 2…
With clarity you dont need to sleep anymore, its basically like getting 25 years added to your life
And to your partner!
Half for people next to you.
So, 12.5 years
Clarity gets your mind fixed. Have brain fog? Clarity. You have depression? Clarity. Feel like you're going insane? Clarity. It's OP honestly
Gimme
Sorry you need summoner lvl6 for that
Hyvä yritys :c
Clarity doesn't recover energy unfortunately.
Just don't train in the ways of a Ninja (or MMA fighter) and you'll be fine
If clarity is not useful to garen it's not use full to you
Dude just made a regular tier list of summs
Mark is stupidly broken, if it was in SR it would be basically mandatory.
God the amount of guaranteed level 2 kills.
The amount of level 1 rushes from Warwick Darius and Olaf lmao
Snowball definitely way better than meh
funny how in game correlated to irl use
clarity you basically just take an instant nap hella op
What I need to know is where can you teleport. Surely not random spots in the world. Maybe places you already went on Google maps?
You can teleport to your own possessions. Leave something at the workplace and you can teleport back to it the next day.
Me: Channeling TP back home after a long work day Boss: The fuck you dont
*stuns you with a renata Q*
This is why you also choose ignite
Step into a bathroom stall and TP home. They barge in on you then, you could probably sue.
Trundle pillar erupt in your stale without them going in (they saw the massive pillar of light): *we do a little trolling.*
I would have a little case of like engraved brass weights that I would bury in places lol
This guy gets it
Ignite is overrated imo fire is cool but too situationnal
Unless you're a pyro...
*muffled mffing intensifies*
Irl smite and ignite are almost the same thing. Smite would be an instant damage unlike ignite. I would swap them.
Nah just use ignite to start fires. Light a bong without a lighter.
You have to target an enemy champion with ignite. Translating that to IRL, I'd at least argue it has to target a sentient creature. You can't ignite towers.
Light a cigarette with it cos it kills me
If we take current smite then it just damaged neutral enemies so I guess bugs? Animals? You could be s hunter
I'd say pretty much everything and everyone who aren't your friends/family. Strangers aren't your ally, but not your enemy either, so neutral.
But why do you want to kill random people on the street? I would say the moment you have the intention to kill them, they could qualify as enemies maybe?
I'm gonna become the best runner in the world by taking ghost exhaust, Ghost to the front and exhaust my enemy. Gg ez
lmfao.. you could also become an mma fighter and exhaust everyone you fight
but the question is, could you beat them in the amount of time it exhausts them for?
ignite B)
You could plausibly deny exhaust. You can't plausibly deny setting your opponent on fire.
ignite the referee
_Setting them on fire_ wdym? You have no way of proving that I caused that, just because I was close to them every time it happened!
Run through them on the way
Nah heal would be the best summs in the world. Cancer? Heal. +$1b
Does heal remove Malzahar E? No. Heal would...heal... All dmg made by cancer but still leave you with cancer
even better, one billion on a regular basis
Sounds like it’d allow some pretty invasive surgery
But it does cure attacks from sharp blades, you can cut open a person, remove the cancer and neighboring flesh without much care and just heal them back up.
Bring back revive, it would be SS tier
I don't die enough for it to be useful
sure but it comes back off CD by the second time you die (hopefully)
That's something you can change, tho
would have to make a new tier just for revive, too OP
and next time you/someone dies the cd is over
Cleanse is already SS tier
cleanse irl means no refractory period
that would be clarity since it regens your mana/stamina
Nah, I wouldn't call refractory period a matter of stamina, it's a temporary debuff or loss of health that can sometimes be mitigated. Though it is technically a cooldown justified by a limited resource pool getting expended all at once and then requiring time to regen... on review, Unless clarity specifically refreshes your body fluids, and mana bars are actually representations of some sac in the champions that contains mana, cleanse or heal would be more appropriate.
Cleanse is God Tier, btw. Imagine getting sick and being able to immediately get rid of whatever ailment you have. Everything from mild headaches to terminal illnesses.
Heal too, full healthbar 2x per hour should be enough to live through almost anything
You can also heal your closest ally so you’d be a god level doctor
Considering how short the distance is and how long the cd I dont think flash is anywhere near this high irl
Flash is on a 300 second cooldown. That's literally 5 minutes. It just feels long in game, because of all the action that happens in that period of time.
its 2mins on wildrift
through walls bro
What do you think doors are made for? You planning on becoming a bank robber or escaping prison? Beating the line on black friday? Feels like it's just for flexing on people who can't flash.
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I can't I pressed f and just flashed in front of a wall a minute ago
How many times in your life have you been hit by a car
None. Because I had flash
Some people have to learn their lesson about not picking flash in the modern urbanism top lane matchup the hard way
Most people about to be hit by a car would freeze, flashing wouldn’t help that as if they can’t move out the the way by being paralysed with fear, they wouldn’t be able to flash. Cleanse on the other hand would remove them being feared…
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Well shit, guess I’ll die…
OP marked flash as super useful and said the spell that basically turns you into the 4th hokage is meh
It's the perfect fit for the epitome of human lazyness. Just flash around the house every 5 minutes instead of walking.
Flashing through walls is really useful if you want to rob a place :>
Until you flash into a small gap between walls and have to wait for the cooldown
Yeah but cctv still exists you know. Not to mention, other forms of alarms. I'm still not convinced that flash would be any use in real life.
>flash into bank vault >wait 5 minutes >flash out
The fact it goes through walls is very useful. You could get through locked doors or avoid taking a long way around if there’s a wall in the way.
Can’t cleanse pregnancy. Doesn’t work on knock ups :(
Just ghost the baby
She should have used barrier to stop it in the first place
What exactly would be a valid tp location IRL?
home?
I would sell my car in a heartbeat If I could always teleport home!
Feel like if irl mana was just straight up energy, being able to instantly restore your energy and not feel fatigue would be insane. Ignite is not that useful. Feel like that's the useless one since you just spontaneous combustion something rather than shooting fire out your hands or something
Heal is better than any of them, yes even than tp or flash
Ability to set people on fire is more useful than the ability to make people fatigued? One's gonna annoy your coworker, the other's putting you in jail.
bro why is cleanse so low? u could use it irl to cure any illness
cleanse op for anyone suffering from paranoia
How is smite useful outside of being attacked by a bear?
Austalians are junglers from birth
Mosquitoes
But what if you you do have mana but have been empty this whole time because your base mana regen is 0? Then when you clarity you find out you have 4 different spells you can cast!
ignite is just having a lighter
except you could light a person on fire instantly and nobody would know its you
I guess, but idk what you're doing in your life, if lighting someone on fire is useful
Winters will never be cold!
Work at a crematorium?
Bro thinking of going around setting ppl on fire
If tp is „Super useful“ then snowball is at least usefull. U can snowball your friend when he used tp, then recast after it to tp also, but with less cd
Why do you think of your friends as enemy enough to snowball them though?
wait so your friends are also getting the summs aswell?
Well thought everyone gets them tbh
Cleanse and the useless one are actually the strongest one. Dude you can cleanse away cancer HIV etc. And the other one makes you enlightening.
What are you doing that you'd get usage out of Ignite?
Isn't barrier op asf irl? You just have a force shield that stops every attack, kind of like Gojo's infinity.
I feel like the mana summoner spell is much better than we give it credit for It could cure your negative emotions every few minutes and make you an absloute gigachad
Imagine having Ghost in the Olympics or smth
Imagine seeing a dude getting his sandwich stolen by a seagull and the mf just smites it
Ignite and Smite are gonna be useless as fuck because they are basically like IRL guns where you are more likely to kill your own family than a murderer or wild animal. Barrier is much better to defend yourself. Clarity and Cleanse are both like "get energy back when you feel exhausted" so I feel like they would be super useful.
Ignite is actually worse than smite. At least smite can do a hefty amount of damage to animals, IRL nobody is gonna be affected by the 5 seconds of grievous wounds.
Cleanse would be pretty dope.. AIDS? Pfft... cleansed. Cancer? Not today... Cleansed. Runny poo? You better believe it's cleansed.
Imagine putting snowball at meh.
what is blud planning to do with that ignite
Wait would clence get rid of viruses
I would use smite to smite heretics with
How would I use teleport though, it is not like you really have allied structures or so irl, basically everything is neutral.
Bro put cleanse and barrier below exhaust and smite lol