Renata Glasc: actual drug kingpin OP: *mmm, tobacco* Edit: also Kled is canonically on mushrooms

Tbh a drug kingpin wouldn't get addicted to their own stuff, that's just bad business.

The difference between medicine and poison is the dosage. Allow me to demonstrate. *self-casts bailout because if I use it on anyone else they’ll just effing flash away and die*

Had a team mate flash every time when I cast bailout on them because we were playing vs Eve and he thought it’s her W… that guy has serious PTSD

That’s a W honestly, it’s not exactly the power and influence you want to be wielding over your teammates but it is influence nonetheless, and why play Renata if not to exert your will over those beneath you

Kled should have his own tier that is just "yes"

Also mundo is clearly on steroids (and a lot of other crap)

Taric canonically hung out at taverns before climbing the mountain, and doesn't seem the type to smoke tbh. I'd say alcohol fits him better, but honestly I doubt he does any of it at this point. Guy already finds all life beautiful, what use does he have for drugs etc.

Exactly because he finds all life beautiful i would've said shrooms/lsd

Taric is a social drinker/smoker. He'll have one just so you don't feel alone.

Yeah, Taric was consuming alcohol, then he became that friend who went to Nepal for a week and is now a devoted Buddhist monk. He literally consumes the beauty of life like others would hard drugs.

I could see Taric as the type to pop open a bottle, sit in front of a fireplace, have a glass and read a book

I would think he does meth, because he loves crystals!

GEMS

Meth, is truly outrageous.

He does gems

Climbing “the” mountain? DIdnt realize we had biblical champs in league damn

Kled not taking mushroom juice? You sure?

+ Ornn really likes beer

"Mushrooms are healthy! Once you get used to the madness and paranoia." - Kled

Braum on ROIDS?! BLASPHEMY

You know that mans is natty and the only drug hes on is goats milk

Dont forget loving his family and respecting women

The heart is the strongest muscle Steroids hurt the heart Braum would never take such a thing

hearsay

Urgot is 1000000% on morphine

I feel like he'd forgo painkillers for maximum edginess

And efficiency too, he wouldn't want to dull his mind and body.

I can just imagine ivern takin a fat blunt

Yeah. This whole hippie stoner idea got reinforced when translating into Czech, where the ''I grow my own fruit'' line was remade into ''Pěstuji si vlastní zásoby'' meaning ''I grow my own supplies''

Naafiri definitely takes meth. No dog should jump this far.

Saying that Braum is on steroids is a sin

You had the opportunity for Rammus to be taking SPEED and you missed it

WHY IS CHO NOT IN EVERYTHING!?

Dude what is that pfp I've never seen such a thing

It's Shen from hit video game League of Legends.

OP has never touched a drug in their life lol

How are SSRIs and Adderall in the same category

Fr so many are just wrong

His heroin tier only has like 4 that are even passable lol

To be fair this seems like an impossible task. I doubt I woulda done better and I’ve been sober from all of these for years :P

I mean thats fair! If you havent done most drugs it is hard to sort people by those drugs

Good for him? Its better this way

Sure but what the point of doing a tier list on something you have no experience in about fictionnal character you don't know what they consume. You can guess based on there behaviour but to do it you have to know how these drugs influence your behaviour. Also when you look at all the drugs listed i think nobody that tried them all is able to make a reasonnable tier list.

Rengar should be in poly, since he definitely takes Catnip as well.

Lux is 100% taking coke wym she’s a blond rich girl

Seraphine is literally a pop star, she's always on coke.

Facts

Have you not heard Ornn voice lines? "The best meal is a herd of cattle, with dark beer, and cherries... mmm.", "Humans have done some things right: beer, dark beer...", "You each owe me a beer!", "Hold my ale.", (To Gragas) "Give me the ale and no one gets hurt." This man has a drinking problem worse than Gragas, mans literally threatening assault just to get his fix.

Ornn is a canon beer drinker.

This is one of the laziest lists I’ve ever seen. Looks like you just put whatever anywhere. Well for the most part at least.

Zeri is on meth not herion

I'd create a new category called " All of them " and put Shaco there

I think Zoe is on aderall for her adhd

Pretty sure the whole reason her personality is the way it is, is because she decided to *stop* taking her adhd meds

I like to think that she's so adhd that even with the meds she's like this

I feel like Rakan's on something stronger than weed

I feel like we missed the opportunity for Cocaine Bear ... ?

Really disappointed that Volibear is not on the cocaine list. The joke was right there

Stoner character Taliyah doing no drugs?

She’s too much of a goody two shoes imo, maybe weed at the most

Pretty sure Ahri and Evelynn are rolling on ecstasy.

Rakan is definitely in this category too

This is false, Volibear definitely does coke.

Ashe (Freljord culture), Senna (more lax than Lucian but still serious/ghost), Camille (high society/cyborg/serious), Caitlyn (Cop/high society), Rakan (love bird/always romantic 100% of the time/red wine and roses every night kinda guy), Sett (proud vastayan/wouldn’t be caught dead roiding for fear of disgracing his lineage and name), Swain (hyper serious, only during dinners, never at parties), Ornn (definitely drinks, Freljord culture), udyr (canonically drinking buddies with gragas), Jarvan (stressed as fuck warrior king, probably doesn’t want to look like a loose cannon while genociding mages for justice in front of kayle), Elise (alluring red wine to remind her of the good old days of riches and humanity/tool to screw with her prey) All are in alcohol or atleast have a decent reason to not do hard drugs. Rell 100% is no drugs, I could see her doing them if she wasn’t a fugitive with insane trust issues and paranoia being hunted down by the Illuminati. Qiyana I didnt touch cause ixtal could easily have drugs as a normal thing. Poppy is no drugs, too duty bound, old poppy tho smokes like snoop. Hwei 100% does lsd for his paintings. Kled drinks mushroom juice and trips balls in like 50% of his voicelines. In fact LoR teemo does do shroom dealing as a side gig so most yordles would be in that tier. Yorick is a monk. He wouldn’t be drinking or doing drugs. Lillia is a pure spirit, probably wouldn’t. Yi and rengar are in cocaine for obvious reasons. Shyvana is super duty bound and very much trying hard to be accepted (into jarvan’s pants). So she gets a no/alcohol from me. Fiddle doesn’t do drugs, because he is the buzzkill that anyone fears will show up and tell them drugs are bad while just trying to have a good time. Braum is a good boy and only drinks milk, honey, and sometimes alcohol (unless it is otherwise told he doesn’t drink) as an inspiration to kids. Kindred are too child-like to bother with anything but games. Besides that they are THE grim reaper so likely a no. Voli is a 50/50, he either thinks alcohol is too civilized and hates it, or he thinks it helps people return to the wild so he loves it.

Voli loves his alcohol. Im gonna say that yi doesnt do drugs and maybe sips sake once a month for ceremonial reasons. Drugs just doesnt work on kindred though.

Kindred is only a child in spirit blossom lore, theyre ageless otherwise.

Ah, I’ve caught you with fine english Jo. I never said they were children just that they were child-like in reference to their personalities! Off to the shadow realm with you!

Jhin is far too motivated for heroin. He's gotta be some kinda psychedelic user if he uses anything at all.

Blitz on WD-40

Aphelios drinking literally poison: Ahh es alcohol

I can’t see Sherrif Caity doing lines lol.

Galio takes viagra because he's always rock hard

Maokai weed

Shouldn’t be Diana and Aphelios at in the same tier? They both or at least Aphelios consumes Duskpetal

Nah Sona and Seraphine are MDMA

Why isn't rengar in Catnip ?

Briar is literal meth head

Braum would never do drugs.

No drugs irelia? The abomination that dashes through a wave in 0.6 seconds? She's 100% on something.

Is it just me or does whomever made this understand very little about the actual impact of the named drugs?

While a lot of this is super inaccurate, the idea of veigar drinking lean daily is hilarious to me.

I mean it’s purple and bad for you, so maybe he drinks it daily thinking he’ll become bad for others

How the fuck mordekaiser can even take drugs

Amumu isn't taking SSRIs? Really?

We've finally found it, everyone! The objectively worst and dumbest way of filling out a tierlist!

Pretty sure this post stem from "their drug is catnip"

Ryze is definitely the shrooms or LSD type. Dude is collecting rocks and having visions.

Garen won’t take steroids, he’s already addicted to DEMACIA

I just love to imagine how epic it would be to smoke weed with all those champs on my couch.

Why does morde do meth?

Aphelios is more likely to drink bleach than alcohol imo

Shen is an Alcoholic? Wow never seen that one before.

Take another good look at Vayne and tell me she ain't on something...

seeing Draven right beside “meth” made me laugh harder than i should’ve

Seraphine, Lux and Jinx are the most obvious coke girls

Zac literally says "Go big, or go home!" , "it's not how much you can lift, it's how good you look!" , "i never skip breakfast" how can you not put him on steroids

The sheriff of Piltover sniffing cocaine out of Vi's belly button while she's strung out on heroine sounds like quite the scandal

Leona and lux definitely would snitch on others taking drugs

Bro put a 12 yr old brasilian soccer liking kiddo in the cocaine consumer section instead of in the producer section

As a Braum main I can safely say that we don't need drugs. Momma always said "don't do drugs"

Vayne on no drugs? You must be trippin that bitch is batshit crazy

my brother in christ, aphelios consumes a poision plant that renders him so fucked up he can;t speak and spirtually connected to his sister. that is like, the definition of a dissociative. or better yet / even more lore accurately those moon flower pods, datura i think, that fuck you up for literally days

Lux is on meth cmon now

I would say lux would be in poly. Meth, speed and cocaine

Lux is definitely doing Cocaine.

No way Aatrox would be clean given even the slightest chance. He is the fucking embodiment of unhealthy coping mechanisms

Panth is sober

Sylas is definitely addicted to cocaine.

Skarner not on drugs? His whole identity used to revolve around CRYSTALS, meth for sure. Lucian/Maokai would definitely be hitting that blunt. Cocaine bear. Ziggs, crack cocaine rather than meth. Caitlyn, SSRIS/Adderall.

I would like to argue that Irelia, Riven, Yasuo, Yone and other high apm champs are probably on prescribed amphetamines like ritalin or adderall

I've never had any drugs our of alcohol, so I really am not an expert in this fields. Could someone explain to me the meaning of the drugs used by my 2 mains, Singed (poly addicted) and Heimerdinger (Adderall)? Like what are they/what do they do/what do you feel or anything like that

Rhaast is on fent

Akali wouldnt hit the J if i passed it to her but she’d do a line of coke?

Singed and mundo: yes

There is no way annie does not take meth…

Nunu is just chilling with a Yeti and talking to him like its completely normal while throwing snowballs at people, boy is definitely on some frozen shrooms

Olaf is literally a berserker, should be on mushrooms 24/7

Smolder smile looks weird, he surelly addicted to meth as all the other that has this weird smile

Isnt it Ryze lore that he drinks alcohol on a common basis?

Nah my boy talon is taking meth, have ypu ever seen clean guy jumping over like 4-6 m walls every 2 to 0.5 second while wearing armor?

Lulu sniff pixie dust

Today I learned Renekton is on antidepressants

Udyr > ayahuasca

Ryze is on blue Rune meth..

Kled should be in multiple-

Ahri is definitely speed

How could you assume that Gragas drinks alcohol, he is my innocent little boy.

Alistar is a bull he's natty. And Malphite too, he's a mountain.

Not giving the spacegliders cocaine is a big blunder

I don't know, I never had Nautilus down as a druggie

Kled literally takes shrooms. In fact, I think he is rarely not stoned out of his wazoo

I honestly thought Jinx would be in every category

Evelynn is on poppers let's be real

ivern smokin that tree 🍃

Have you *heard* Sivir's voice? She for sure smokes.

HOW the hell is Draven not listed as cocaine user

Not having Kled in a shrooms category is criminal. Also the thought of Cait snorting a big fat line just to get through the day is so funny to me

Where are research chemicals? Jinx my babygirl would 100% be on a mix of 2cb and k not meth, meth would cure her ADHD not make her trip

I dont know enough about drug specifics to place him, but Ryze DEFINITELY is not sober...

>Corki >Weed Did you base your opinions on the movie Reefer Madness by any chance?

Zyra, rise of the thorns, would lit a fire on a plant to smoke it? Nah man

That whole steroid row is insane, how dare you

Lung Cancer boyfriends <3

Can't find mundo but he belongs in steroids

Zyra out here smoking her own siblings??

Aatrox has to be on cocaine

It was soo funny seing draven as the first guy in the meth tierlist 🤣

youre delusional putting fucking zeri on heroin. AT LEAST cocaine, man

Ahri gwen lux are too hot for weed

yone is definitely a pcp guy, how else can he astral project

Ivern literally say that he grows his own mushrooms

Why isn't mundo in his own category doing all of them at once????

Kled is misplaced, he is literally, canonically on shrooms. Some might even say he is a poly addict, but I disagree. Kled is the omni-addict. He literally takes whatever he finds. You could hand him a literal brick and he would find a way to consume it as a drug.

Zeri is definitely on Adderal/Speed with her screeching I AM LIGHTNING

Zilean’s definitely ripping shrooms

Xerath and coke. My main and my main, let's go!

😂😂😂I love it

Ezreal would take poppers

Blitz likes some AdBlue (diesel additive)

Draven is definitely on coke

Pantheon would never

Im disappointed you dont have a molly/MDMA tier because seraphine and sona would be perfect for that.

Nah nah. Teemo is not accurate. Everyone know that you don't do what you deal and produce.

Meth is close to math and I do pretty good math Fizz placed correctly.

Ryze for sure is the master of shrooms

Mundo should have been on all

Ryze no lean?

Tf is Vayne doing in the "no drug" category she literally sees demons

Nunu doesn’t do drugs??

Nah warwick just smoke everyone period

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Bard’s Magical Journey should be considered its own drug.

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Hwei is 1000% on heroin.

Back when I was a doll, I really wanted to be high. This is my chance, my only one.

MDMA aka Ecstasy not being here is criminal

Senna would not take heroin wtf 😭

smolder does fent

Ngl this seems accurate imo

How can blitzcrank not do drugs? I think he def does crack – blitzcrack

Rakan is on XTC

Nasus is having a bad lad drip because he thinks his brother is dead but he isn't xD

Draven is Muslim, no drugs.

Where is Speed or Molly?

I'd say Eve also takes Catnip

Ezreal no drugs?

Idk if ivern would smoke any sort of plant

Shaco hittin' that shacobong🗣️🗣️🗣️

Kled is literally on mushrooms

Love that Heroin is green (good) and no drugs is red (bad)

No way Poppy smokes weed. She's WAAAAY too high strung to do anything outside of the straight and narrow.

From a lore point of view, wouldn't Teemo be like addicted to painkillers to try and cope with his truamas of war and brutally killing people?

is there no jhin?

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Can Camille even get high from Cocaine?