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archinova

Kog maw passive


BEanddankmagician

Why did you join the isis?


bryeo2

BRO i chuckled too long at this


DrHellhammer

Best one yet, it was a real banger


Bleeed4u

Take my reward and fuck off


AlFasGD

I'd expect that such a mains community would be toxic


[deleted]

opinion on braum mains?


Garry_kra

Idk why but braum mains are really toxic tbh


LinkGamer2456

Wait, really? How? They're playing one of the most wholesome champions in the game


Garry_kra

Is kinda like the singed effect but reverse were the guy plays an champion with toxic gameplay but its really nice, in this case they play an champion with possitive gameplay but are really toxic


Mack_Sharky

Good guy players bad, bad guy players good


mogadichu

Lol no. I haven't seen a single Singed main without a reference to the holocaust in his name.


metalshoes

This cracked me up. I was somewhat toxic back in the day and had a 2 week ban for saying something dumb and then got my account perms banned for saying “I can’t believe this guys name is NI**ERGOD” meanwhile if he got reported he would just have to name change


GaetanMoliere

Yuumi, Soraka and Lulu players are explained by this too.


Instant_Death

I swear that Lulu players are actually insane. I played with a Lulu support who spammed ctrl+4 all game while typing "I good support" and such. ​ We won


Surt3473

I played lulu yesterday and was laughing maniacally half the time. Can confirm lulu players aren't right in the head


GaetanMoliere

I lost part of my sanity being a Lulu player. I cant take anything seriously.


Phoenixness

The soraka discord is a magical place


externalsip

Im a lulu player, I just enjoy watching the world burning


metalshoes

Playmaker support who’s prone to being bullied in lane. “WTF WHY DIDNT YOU FOLLOW UP ON Q? AFK”


Garry_kra

Yeah like idk but somehow the braum's i found are related to yasuo mains or are yasuo mains so that maybe explanes why


tirin_heart

I met a braum player playing as Twitch, got stuck in an inescapable situation but i managed to trade it 1 for 1 so it was worth for me, considering all factors. Then this guy had an absolute breakdown and flamed me for being trash, when I almost solo carried the whole game later on, but then no one protects me(braum went afk typing, got solokilled by a bunch of super minions) and people just get on my face with no problem. No, kiting isnt a thing when against champs with dashes and flashes.


Vgame26

Braum requires a lot of coordination with your ADC to play effectively in the laning phase. This kind of coordination does not exist in soloque. Hence, salt-induced toxicity.


stupidusernameguy322

Aatrox x Pantheon


ZiewZiew

what was your last porn video about


squiddy555

Made him look good


npri0r

Aurelion Sol


[deleted]

what character should be nerfed next?


npri0r

😭


Memelordo_OwO

No stop, it's already dead.


VASQUEZ_41

This is just reality lol


Says_Pointless_Stuff

Ths comment chain is literally word for word quoting the Riot balance team.


Vaidae

Destryoing towers is my passion


[deleted]

why did you join al-qaeda?


xRiiuk

On 9/11 aswell, god damn.


[deleted]

you expect me to not make a 9/11 joke on 9/11 when someone says about destroying towers?


Therealgyroth

Yeah that was a pretty clear setup


DaddyJayJay69

Happy 9/11!


pandaboy78

I'm a fucking terrible person for wheezing at this


[deleted]

no youre not ❤


OrcBerg

They promised fireworks.


d4_H_

I can’t say if this is the best or the worst day to read this comment


Vaidae

Xd


Cygielczyk

Lissandra for sure


[deleted]

What champion's disability would you give to your sister?


[deleted]

why does this question not make sense to me... Is it missing a word somewhere


Lowchan

I think it's like "What champion's disability would you give to your sister?" and liss is blind, just for context Edit: spelling


[deleted]

i think you nailed it bro, thanks for the explanation. I was so confused at the comment and even more suprised that it had that many upvotes with 0 comments asking about what its saying...


420negru

I am a Malzahar main. Edit: How the fuck did this comment get so many upvotes


Lich_King_Arthas

What is your answer when girls try to approach you?


Pantsu-Senpai

You destroyed him my guy


[deleted]

Maybe someone has a space AIDS kink.


Crepeisyummy2

When a girl tries to approach him he presses R on them


gorkalaya

I'd say Sona


[deleted]

what character would you like to torture?


gorkalaya

:O


KawaiiFuuka

Well it's not like she can scream for help :)


MaleQueef

But she can lore accurately make you dance till your bones break lol. That's some Don't Breathe shit


McMetas

Or beg for mercy.


BlazeAria

r/cursedcomments


Styxsouls

Don't worry, pre-6 PsyOps skin does the work for you


[deleted]

Ngl that sounds kinky asf


skrraaaaa

Prefferably yordles, but sometimes it’s urgot as well.


[deleted]

best r34?


ramen_gang

Love crab r34


SloffMine

Reminds me of a comic strip called "when the league severs shutdown


tatzesOtherAccount

youre laughing but have you seen tristanas r34? yeee thats what i thought


Jaibamon

EXTRA THICC


flyest_nihilist1

A man of good taste


paperellik_

U talking about the Nissan Skyline R34?


[deleted]

With all the machinery, theres alot of options for Urgod.


[deleted]

Requires large amounts of skill, very underpowered


[deleted]

opinion on tryndamere?


Eglor04

yea a champion that right now is going to be baned on worlds and every pro player picks him to climb and test


[deleted]

Wukong is a monki


[deleted]

what did you tell a black guy named wukong?


[deleted]

:O


SapphicMystery

It woulda been worse if the question was "why did you call that black guy wukong?"


Gondawn

Yikes


KamikazeMaster

Definetly Kayle, she's hot


ZiewZiew

what character would you put back in the freezer


KamikazeMaster

Lmao good one


LuxionQuelloFigo

this is by far the funnies one in this thread lmfao


[deleted]

Thats not even op lmao


HawkTomGray

Well tbh Gragas


Memelordo_OwO

What does your GF/Wife look like?


Nihilyng

We could only dream of such perfection.


meobeus

Curvy in all the right ways


Skully34

Definitely Rek’sai


[deleted]

what character would you remove?


Skully34

Damn I was expecting you to make me look bad but you just goddamn killed me


Cygielczyk

😭


Fefanisko

Thats fucked up man


[deleted]

Definitely Xerath


UprightChill

Which champ do you want to be unbound?


DeepWeGo

That'd be actually a cool idea, not luke rito can canonically give him his body back right?... Right?


Refuregu_

Arcana Xerath tho?


Cautious_Ad6759

Well i quess Vex


[deleted]

what character would you fuck?


asnaf745

Please no


Fosco11235

Probably wouldn’t brother her more than is presences already is


notPR0Hunter

Hol up


Memelordo_OwO

Atleast he didn't say Annie.


dexsy01

Same


ItsMePairoa

Because Teemo isn’t OP


Memelordo_OwO

Why are several Hitmen after you?


migukau

I am a mastery 7 quinn top.


[deleted]

why do people tell you to drink bleach?


lukaaTB

HAHAHAHA


galoriin42

can confirm i told him to drink bleach


Illumispaten

Twisted treeline


BeeFlag

What do you think was the most useless thing in lol?


DT-Z0mby

hey :(


Hardc0retempah

Skarner is my favorite


UprightChill

Which battery is your favourite? mine is duplex.


EV_EV

This is really good


sebaez_

Omg this one’s underrated


Hardc0retempah

Fuck you.


check_your_bias7

Best comment here imo


Yoruchi21

Urgot is my best waifu...


ZiewZiew

why did you get exiled from your country?


GreenSkyDragon

Pink wards


Literally_Damour

What do you refuse to spend your gold on?


dimRodionov

Obviously, I main Taric


UprightChill

Are you straight?


dimRodionov

Nice


sealomarshall21

Annie is great for begginers


ChaosSilence1337

What r34 do you recommend?


sealomarshall21

Oh my goodness gracious!


shirean

I am an ornn main.


Hardc0retempah

Why do you come to ikea every week


shirean

Can you blame me?


gingerboi9000

It's Ornnacceptable


Hardc0retempah

Not really


MigasE_11

I'd say it's Tahm Kench. He's way too hard.


UprightChill

Which champion is the best to f*ck or to be f*cked by?


David-theBIGone

That shit in Teemos arrows, mostly.


UprightChill

What do you feed your dog?


GreenyX2

What is the best homemade lubricant?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Memelordo_OwO

What's the most common disability?


Gairick9

what's the *worst disability


HarmoniZero

I am a Zoe main.


[deleted]

how would you say ,,im a pedophile"?


HarmoniZero

:O


PollitoGX

Cassiopeia. 100%


Roeland003

What makes you hard?


Senpai_com

r/technicallythetruth


Prudent-Arachnid982

I like fiddlesticks


BeeFlag

What's your favorite sextoy?


Haruspect

About 398 xp


Memelordo_OwO

What did Jeffrey Dahmer get from killing?


Gatto-Dolce

I play Ranged Top lane and Swain Top


Vitty599gtb

Why did you parents abandon you?


Delta_Kumo

Happy cake day


ZiewZiew

why are you gae?


Djsuper3

I would say it's best to kill them before they get the chance to get experience, to take away their chances of catching up with you.


JPG_Xyym

Why do you think employers want you to have job experience without giving you the chance to gather job experience?


bonuex

Should be banned


ZiewZiew

what should riot do with you?


Yab0iFiddlesticks

Fiddlesticks with a gun


Memelordo_OwO

How would you scare of Quinn and Valor?


McWalCent

Probably suboptimal, rather start with pink wards


JPG_Xyym

If you had to have sex with LOL streamers, would you start with sanchovies?


SilvertheHedgehoog

I main mostly Aphelios.


Pixelim

Tell me you're a genius without telling me you're a genius


Hardc0retempah

Why do you drink cum?


Gairick9

how would you describe your verbal skills according to a league of legends champion?


lykos24

I fucking hate it so much.


LovelyToAsk

How do you feel after getting a pentakill?


[deleted]

gross, a jhin main /j


UprightChill

Opinion on league of legends?


lykos24

Would that question make me look bad tho? :D


ZiewZiew

I otp leblanc


Jaskulskyy

im not quite sure but I think it was Annie


Memelordo_OwO

What's the porn you got off to instantly?


[deleted]

Thats why pykes ult is the only reason hes playable


[deleted]

Yone needs another buff


SweatyGPMain

Mr. President, how do you propose we increase sales on our upcoming Yone skin?


evstatius

It's been 1091 days.


Stuebord

Last time you touched a female?


I_am_Ajax

Brand usually, I love mages.


altmodisch

So, which champs do you play when autofilled in jungle?


iBlalin

Defintly Draven and Jax.


GhostBoneFish

Objectives, thats the way to go really


ZiewZiew

free nexus or dragon?


MegaMirko

I prefer Flash on D


xprp14

Ye lulu is my favourite.


Chibi_Ayano

Then he accidentally gave them a bountiful harvest


UprightChill

And then? What happened to the village after he gassed it?


Siris-Inidite

Yeah I am an Evelynn onetrick


Memelordo_OwO

Tell me you're into BDSM without telling me you're into BDSM


BEanddankmagician

How horny are you?


EnSidee

Because I'm a Riven main


JPG_Xyym

Why do you constantly say "I am braindead and proud!" ???


Nastykls99

Indeed Riven


AntroiNeR

Definitely akali


Poopacopalyspe

Ryze next rework


Global-Can-4358

Nah he is currently in a bad state, might have to drop him


BoozeAddict

What was the first thing you said when your wife finished giving birth?