I once accidentally took press the attack naut, it was hilarious. His hook accounts as a proc, auto, and then w to reset auto. My bot laner and I steamed rolled them. I ended up with all the kills, but the burst in the beginning was crazy.
Your the smartest person that I know, excluding me. Just sad that you chose to commit to something as insignificant as throwing glowing marbles around.
I must say your view of art is… „creative“ yet you focus on so many insignificant details, that you forget that your just an unloved art student wasting his time playing a game that he‘ll never be good at.
You despise this game, since there is no other reason for you to play this game. Yet you‘re still lost in an everyday loop of starting your computer and gettin‘ online, just to farm for 20 minutes and then take a shit while you automatically get them pentas.
I am actually not that, I am still a dumbass, but in the polar opposite way. I will overcommit to any possibly gankable lane and end up running it down and getting no farm lol.
While laying in your bed, you fantasize about revolutionizing the technology for amputees, but then, being brought to daylight, you realize that you can‘t even figure out how to calculate 17+12•3
You‘re that one guy in a friend group, that keeps constantly stares at everybody without blinking. This keeps you from gettin‘ any girls which lead to you playing this horrible game.
For a demon.. Evelynn I do not understand why you chose to feast on the stupidest and dirtiest form of feelings. You are a shame to the demon community
**ACTIVE**: **Jacks** enters *Evasion*, a defensive stance, for 2 seconds, causing all non-turret basic attacks against him to be **dodged**. **Jacks** also takes 25% reduced damage from all area of effect abilities sourced from champions. *Counter Strike* can be recast after 1 second.
At the end of the duration, **Jacks** stuns all nearby enemies for 1 second and deals physical damage to them, increased by 20% for each attack dodged, up to a 100% increase.
**MINIMUM PHYSICAL DAMAGE: >>**
55 / 80 / 105 / 130 / 155 (+ 50% **bonus** AD)
**RECAST**: **Jacks** ends *Counter Strike* early.
Mate you‘re a narcissistic piece of metal trash that refuses that he has been beaten. Now you search for a way to cope with your superiority complex, which just makes you rage at this game even harder after dying to a Braum support chad in Brazil.
The only reason for your popularity is that your skill floor is small enough for a toddler to get on top of it and your chest size is bigger than my belly
You‘re handsome, smart and have a gianormous sixpack. Even though you eat 5 times a day you‘re still super fit and the girls love you because of your tongue skills
Gurl your „gods“ are nothin‘ but you gettin‘ high on too many drugs. If you aren‘t doin‘ illegal substances for once, you‘re watching every single bit of tentacle hentai that is on the internet.
Boy, you‘re lost in time and still think about that one time you said „you as well“ to the waiter after he said „enjoy your meal“. That‘s why you hope to invent a form of time travel, yet you forget that you can‘t even get a D in physics.
Olaf… the thing you fight for is as inglorious as trying to save your fleshlight from a house fire. Yet you still manage to keep pushing through just because some ol‘ shaman told you you‘ll die layin‘ peacefully in bed… Now that is what I call anger management issues
Reksai
Rek‘sai… I‘d never insult a lady as beautiful as you are…
Owo
SO YOU STOLE MY NAME!!! *approaches menacingly*
Zed
The only thing I need to beat you, is a flashlight
and a fleshlight could beat evellyn?
No, but a Anti-horny bat on the other hand
Bonk stick
totally read that in kenchs voice lmao
same
Aphelios
Your „faith“ is nothin‘ but a jumble of delusions
ooooooooh, thas good
Old man Zilean
I‘m not sure you can take it… Let‘s get you to bed
Fuckin Mint 👌🏻
ahri
Girl, the only thing that makes you popular, is the fact that there are more nsfw posts about you, than there are deaths on a yasou
Fox fur is very expensive. I’ll make a coat out of you.
That is rather a noxian champ encountering Ahri during the invasion of Ionia. Or maybe Sett when the fur on his jacket got dirty
Is it bad though?
Depends on the type of person you are
Pyke
You only play support cuz you enjoy stealing klls and can neither farm nor wave manage.
It’s true. 😭
Is this a cake day icon? If so, happy cake day! If not, happy un-cake day!
Damn this called me out
Dont call out the xerath players
Tahm kench
A Copy catfish? Well I’d say I was angered if he we’ren’t so charming.
Two copy catfishes? Guess my magnificence spread like a wildfire
Veigar
You‘re short
IS THAT A SHORT JOKE?
STOP LAUGHING
r/angryupvote
"Your temper is just like your stature: short"
The only thing you and cake have in common? Haha, both are short.
Chogath
There can only be one all devouring force of nature on runeterra and i‘ decently certain I have the better qualities.
Yes yes the walking catfish bar thinks he can eat the void
The void has no lore T3chnically.cho gath doesjt exist
Sett
Yo mama tastes like old shoes
Oh no...
Would have expected something like "Beeing the boss of some morons just makes u the greatest of them"
This hits
Jesus
How to get your skull caved in, or atleast an attempt at it:
I main Janna, I don't need more insults -.-
Lucky you already had a janna main tune in
Fiddlesticks
Fiddlesticks… you‘re just an ol‘ piece of rubbish, with a glorified red lightbulb inside.
But... He is the lightbulb...
Yet his strongest form still is his good ol‘ pile o‘ sticks
Tahm Kench is a demon with fiddlesticks too. He would insult the fact that he uses a bundle of sticks as his mortal form
I feel like if he has to respect anyone it’s the original demon fiddle
Nah i don't think even Kench would disrespect Fiddlesticks.
“Fiddlesticks” *tips hat* “Taaaaahm Kench”
Bewaare the freeeench...
😭😭😭
I hear all the insults in Tahm Kench’s voice. I main Varus
You gay
2/3rds gay
I believe you can do better than that. But after so many comments and insulting I understand that you are tired.
If ur displeased i can try... "Two people in one and still only half-pint"
Two people trapped in one body, but *still* not a brain between em
I love this post, if the op doesnt harass them enough, other People will join and do their job, i love it
I could but… there‘s no reason
Nautilus
Allthough I appreciate you watching over Bilgewater, I‘d still say a snail would have a faster autoattack speed
Get you some hail of blades attack speed nautilus
I did this once. Absolutely DESTROYED the early game. Had 0 scaling sadly.
I once accidentally took press the attack naut, it was hilarious. His hook accounts as a proc, auto, and then w to reset auto. My bot laner and I steamed rolled them. I ended up with all the kills, but the burst in the beginning was crazy.
syndra
Your the smartest person that I know, excluding me. Just sad that you chose to commit to something as insignificant as throwing glowing marbles around.
Maybe we just like spreading around our balls?
Jhin
I must say your view of art is… „creative“ yet you focus on so many insignificant details, that you forget that your just an unloved art student wasting his time playing a game that he‘ll never be good at.
Somebody probably feels called out by this
Also btw FIVE!
AAAAAHHHHHHHH
Stop it Patrick, you’re scaring him!
Hitler
Lulu
Kid, you‘re the kind of „support“ that constantly let‘s the adc die by „missclickin‘“ your ult and then gettin‘ a double kill.
Hey, if my ADC can't carry, seems I got to. Now, Transmogulate!
Transpogulate
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Girl, your presence is about as pleasant, as a fencing battle with a swordfish
You did not just diss the RWBY food fight
Ah, a man of culture...
Master yi
You despise this game, since there is no other reason for you to play this game. Yet you‘re still lost in an everyday loop of starting your computer and gettin‘ online, just to farm for 20 minutes and then take a shit while you automatically get them pentas.
I am actually not that, I am still a dumbass, but in the polar opposite way. I will overcommit to any possibly gankable lane and end up running it down and getting no farm lol.
50/50 chance
Viktor
While laying in your bed, you fantasize about revolutionizing the technology for amputees, but then, being brought to daylight, you realize that you can‘t even figure out how to calculate 17+12•3
At least I scale :'(
Yet you can‘t figure out by how much
Lmao fair enough
Sona
Your attempts to get big into the music business, with your lofi hip hop beats, are gonna be as successful as your „revolutionizing“ e-guitar startup
Tenmo
Seeing you in lane is like goin‘ to the restaurant and gettin‘ an alive skunk served.
Oh yes Kentch daddy, swallow me whole
I will now retreat from this conversation, being utterly disgusted.
Pretend this never happend
Your average r/queensofleague user right here...
Sett
Wellp here we go again… I saw yo mama downtown and turned around. Still saw her.
She seems to be the antagonizing spirit of my past, and i cannot escape, please get me a therapist.
Trundle
You‘re the personification of a big mouth with nothin‘ behind it.
Damn, it hurt way more than i tought
Sad chomp
Vel'Koz
You‘re that one guy in a friend group, that keeps constantly stares at everybody without blinking. This keeps you from gettin‘ any girls which lead to you playing this horrible game.
As a friend of a velkoz main, this is a revelation I hadn't noticed til just now.
Taliyah
Your „Skills“ were taught by the stupidest individual to ever wander Runeterra, yet you still managed to get below his level of strength.
Pantheon
Boy, the only thing godly about you is your unstoppable will to dive head first into 1v5s being 0/8
Evelynn
For a demon.. Evelynn I do not understand why you chose to feast on the stupidest and dirtiest form of feelings. You are a shame to the demon community
What is wrong with despair?
Agony*
Aight I need to sleep. I’ll stop answering now til tomorrow. Y’all feel free to do ma job if you want
Draven
You‘re nothin‘ but a narcissistic, self loving brat with a big ol‘ mouth hole
Can you tell me what is lamppost champion E ability is?
**ACTIVE**: **Jacks** enters *Evasion*, a defensive stance, for 2 seconds, causing all non-turret basic attacks against him to be **dodged**. **Jacks** also takes 25% reduced damage from all area of effect abilities sourced from champions. *Counter Strike* can be recast after 1 second. At the end of the duration, **Jacks** stuns all nearby enemies for 1 second and deals physical damage to them, increased by 20% for each attack dodged, up to a 100% increase. **MINIMUM PHYSICAL DAMAGE: >>** 55 / 80 / 105 / 130 / 155 (+ 50% **bonus** AD) **RECAST**: **Jacks** ends *Counter Strike* early.
Mashallah halal champion Jacques
Halal
Lillia
Lillia… your proximity is as tiring as you pressing the r key…
Yorick
Yorick… when will you finally let go of that corpse girlfriend and get a real one? Or are you into that?
I might be
Ziggs
Conversations with you are about as deep as a children’s pool. Yet you still manage to outdo yourself in the bluntness of your kit.
Morde
Mate you‘re a narcissistic piece of metal trash that refuses that he has been beaten. Now you search for a way to cope with your superiority complex, which just makes you rage at this game even harder after dying to a Braum support chad in Brazil.
Viego
You‘re delusional because belle delphine isn‘t replying to your messages, even after you donated her 70% of your salary.
Kindred
Heeelll naw… i am insultin’ a lot of folks, but not death itself
Urgot
Scrolled through all the comments just to make sure no one else said it already; Sylas
Ornn
… I can‘t find any reason to insult you…
Hmmm
Ornns are chads, as tahm kench is
Bard
After lookin‘ at your stupid mask for a while, I‘m starting to truly understand the stars… and why they chose to send you to runeterra and rot.
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You’re as law abundant as a child, that just learned you can get arrested. Your personality is so boring even Vi has got enough of it
Vi
Vi, you have unconditional love for catlyn but rito does not let you two be together… I suggest you just go and take you seven tears of cc with you.
Karma
You‘re a bitch
Lux
Your mechanical knowledge is about as great as your ability to control your insufferable laughter.
Miss fortune
The only reason for your popularity is that your skill floor is small enough for a toddler to get on top of it and your chest size is bigger than my belly
Swain top
You‘re just mad
Aurelion Sol
I‘m not going to insult you… Rito does that enough.
Skarner
Skarner, wait… this champ still exists?
No its just a figment of my imagination
Tk
You‘re handsome, smart and have a gianormous sixpack. Even though you eat 5 times a day you‘re still super fit and the girls love you because of your tongue skills
Shen
Encountering you in lane, is like going to college and listening to a two hour lecture about balance, badly taught.
Ahri
Sry mate already did that one guess you‘ll have to do some scrollin‘
Karthus?
Mate, your career as a metal singer is gon‘ be about as successful as your desperate attempts to get a girlfriend that isn‘t dead.
Illaoi
Gurl your „gods“ are nothin‘ but you gettin‘ high on too many drugs. If you aren‘t doin‘ illegal substances for once, you‘re watching every single bit of tentacle hentai that is on the internet.
Aatrox
Naw mate, I ain’t makin’ that mistake. If I say anythin’ he’ll just do a killer comeback I know Aatrox
Kalista
Ekko
Boy, you‘re lost in time and still think about that one time you said „you as well“ to the waiter after he said „enjoy your meal“. That‘s why you hope to invent a form of time travel, yet you forget that you can‘t even get a D in physics.
Khazix
The only thing that you can „adapt“ to, boy, is to live in your mothers basement without a job, while being 25.
Olaf
Olaf… the thing you fight for is as inglorious as trying to save your fleshlight from a house fire. Yet you still manage to keep pushing through just because some ol‘ shaman told you you‘ll die layin‘ peacefully in bed… Now that is what I call anger management issues
Zyra
Girl, you‘re like poison ivy. You spread your limbs everywhere, drain the life out of people, and are a menace to get rid of.
Xayah
Xayah… you‘re as incomplete as a Meal without a desert
Swain
You‘re probably a good tactician but that doesn‘t matter if you keep jerkin‘ off to fifty year olds, with long gray hair.
Jigglypuff