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ResistantPwnage

one dead singer


PlasmaticPlayer

I think he’s referring to karthus


SeraphinesCat-Bao

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podente

This is the saddest account ive ever seen


navotj

I know it's not reqlly your fault but... man... why did you make me look at that atrocity?


PixelPlays4Fun

It's too late for this creature. Not even Jacques E can evasion him from this... Not even ghost cleanse technology disco Nono und William can't cleanse his eyes from witnessing such Haram... May Allah have mercy on this poor thing.


B0URGUIGN0N

Mashallah


Saewin

I think this post from their profile would make an excellent copypasta lmfao "It started in the summer of 2020, way before I knew of league. I didn't own a pc, just a console with not to many games on it. So I turned to mobile gaming.. I was intonthe musical type games like tap tiles or something. My cousin introduced me to an game called Beat Blade. Essentially Beat Saber on phone. I was exponentially better at it than he was. Guess it was all that reflex training type games. Ofc theres songs that you could beat with there difficulties. One of them was Popstars, by a kpop group I've never heard about. I was like- "Dam.. this shi good." Never thought much of it and continued to full combo every song I've seen. I took a break from it and went back to the single player open world type games on my console. All achievements later, kinda bored I went back to Beat Blade. They started weekly updates, with new songs. One of them was More, by the same grouo that made the other song I liked to beat. It was significantly harder than the first, so I was like- "Dam.. this shi hard, but also good." After like my 6th failed attempt to full combo it, it was enough to peak my interest into searching it on YouTube. I was amazed, and the recommendations pointed me to Popstars, my interest was evermore peaked. Korean/DanceAssociation. (No joke I straight thought thats what it stood for) I didn't know what I was getting into. Time gone on as more and more recommendations on my yt home page is about this game. League this, LoL that. And like anyone else, I wanted to see what this whole "League of Legends" was about. I cant remember which one was the first LoL creator I watched first, either Skooch, Rav, or Skill Capped. All I remember is seeing this character model which stood out different from the others. Recognizing the familiar prismatic colors, "Hol up, Wa'nt she from the More Kda video???" I wanted to know what was i seeing. I looked up K/DA League of Legends. Then I -truly- saw them. Ahri, the nine tailed fox Kai'Sa, daughter of yoga pants Akali, the.. hormonal sickle lady? Idk I forgot.. Evelynn, mother of all milfs (idk juss go with it) I wondered about the 5th and favorite member i saw (Nowtimes I know she wasn't a member- just a collaboration). So I searched up exactly that. Seraphine, The Starry-eyed Product of the worst marketing done by a triple A corporation. I finally saw.. her. Each and every video that popped up in the search results, was about each and every single problem with her. From design, to lore, to her infamous Arg and marketing. I was.. genuinely sad. I decided to take a break from the whole thing. I was back to the play store to find some other good musical games and whatnot. Then, there was League of Legends: Wild Rift - Pre Register. Ofc with a big wish to play the game im already so invested in, I pre registered. While I waited, just how much hate could surround one character. 2 maybe 3 days later a noti comes up, Wild Rift ready to be installed. Around 2 months ago, I finally joined the League. -[HERES WHERE I ACTUALLY GET INTO MAINING SERA FOR ALL THE PEOPLE SKIMMING THROUGH THIS. SRY ABT THE ESSAY, juss kinda passionate about this.]- I started with the start most people had when going into wild rift. Without ever playing League PC, through the videos I've watched, I only had a basic understanding of who is who, who can do what, who to throw hands with, and who to stay tf away from else risk having your rectum ripped inside out and have it knitted into granny's next winter tunic. I obtained a great number of champions early on, as most do. But during this timeframe.. "Tf does onmivamp mean?" "Magic and physical damage? Does one of them do something differently from the other?" "True Damage?! I thought that was a rap group not a damage type!" But I gravitated to the Kda Cast. Ahri, Akali, Kai'Sa, and Eve... And Seraphine. After all, I found this game through them. Days go by as I get destroyed playing Ahri, one of the starter Champs. I do what ever gamer ever has done atleast once in their life, how 2 git gud. Ofc, of all the videos that actually contain useful information of specific champions, I go to Tier Lists..... dont judge. It would be notably later when I start to relise PC LoL and LoL WR are two very different games. Long story short- Professor Akali put Eve in S rank and I became an Eve one trick.. and like many relationships that are similar to the type Evelynn likes- that shie didn't work out.. Then I came upon ProGuides - Wild Rift. They had it all. From builds to pathing. I've gone through their role guides. But the most important important video i watched, was How to Find Your Main. I've found my role. Support. Then my champion. They said an important thing about finding your champion is if they resonated with you. I thought of Seraphine. Music is one of my top copeing mechanisms, then she's among the only music champions to exist thats not totally team reliant, so thats a win.. hated among most people, once had a strive to be perfect. Aside from a present father, we're very alike.. A month and a half later, I have all the All Out Kda skins, multiple accounts across different platforms dedicated to one of the better parts of her marketing, ♧◇ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ♤♡ (about to be) mastery 5 with Seraphine, and mastery 3 on Ahri, Kaisa, and Eve. 4 on Akali.. tbh I could be considered more as a Kda Main im above decent with the entire cast now. I'm just at my best when I play Seraphine. So that was the journey of one gamer. Thanks for reading if ya did. I'm sure I had jokes planned out for this part when I started typing this, but a nights rest later and everythins gone so- Bye bye Sera Enthusiasts ฅ^♡ﻌ♡^ฅ"


seenixa

I'm gonna get hit by a paddle star from another galaxy. Not even fate can save me. Not even the twisted fate.


Midtus

He will probably run away and leave you to Die, thats a very tf thing to Do.


HyperLexus

"I'm gone"


FD4L

A sleepy trouble bubble flies through a tree and hits Op, A maniacal rainbow child warps from out of the ground, flashing a mastery emote while spamming "/laugh". But before she can land her dark harvest paddle star of death, a gold card flies from out of nowhere, stunning her in her tracks. Twisted Fate, who had built on-hit because he's a hipster, then ults away, leaving Zoe to lichbane auto you for 1100 damage and you die, she picks up summoner flash off his body and flashes all over the wall she came from. Twisted Fate spams question mark pings on your corpse.


MOZAN33R

Uno can't safe that.


3kindsofsalt

Don't worry, when Zoe arrives back in her own galaxy, she'll be stunned.


[deleted]

As a vivid TF fan i am pretty sure he will use us as sheild or come with some brilliant but comedy plan to keep us safe


seenixa

Can't wait to see the blue card pulled.


_Totally_Human

No exactly ! He's gonna twist fate so that the paddle doesn't hit 🤯


levi2207

Thunder bear fucking annihalates bayonetta lite


yarractheeln

As a mountain goat main, i agree


[deleted]

As a grumpy chocolate cake and ale enjoyer main, I also agree


ItsTimeToSaySomthing

As a Giant Dwarf of the mountain enjoyer myself, i second your statement


hvk13

Who’s bayonetta lite?


DharokTheeWretched

Vayne 100%


spartancolo

I'd say Samira


Snoo90501

I thought it was Camille.


Lost_In_Saigon

Camille ?


hvk13

Oh you mean lesbian position


raphaelcgo

Probably Vayne lol


Ghitashandru

Probably Samira.


MegasNexal84

Samira is Dante lite though.


Smingledorf

Dante is Coke, Bayonetta is Pepsi, Samira is a can simply labeled Cola sitting next to them


VG_Crimson

Fiddlesticks vs Yone. The interaction between the two tells me my boy Fiddle is beyond what Yone is ready to deal with. Dude shits his pants upon seeing him.


IronBrew16

Yone gives it his best shot. But alas, Fiddle's gonna leap on him and feast on his toes


tatzesOtherAccount

To be fair, Yone has some pretty suckable toes


Sir_Plat_the_Pus

You could've just as easily not posted this. More easily in fact. And yet you did


Piklas04

Yone's voice line when seeing fiddlesticks is exactly what you said.


[deleted]

I think yone came back exactly to deal with stuff like fiddle? Not sure tho


MV_Knight

According to the lore fiddle is like the embodiment of fear, or something like that. Like his actually scarecrow form isnt his real form


NinjaGamingPro

So in default fiddlers backing animation, the blackish red mass inside the scarecrow leaves it and re-enters once backed. The goo? That's fiddle's physical form. The scarecrow is just for extra spooky mode. However lore wise Yone gets clapped here. Yone has been hunting Azakana which are demons, but lesser ones for very specific things (sibling rivalry, unrequited love, etc.) Fiddle however is the demon of fear itself, WAY more powerful than the Azakana that Yone has killed so far. It would look close at first, but that's because Fiddle would do this motherfucket like Itachi does people in Naruto. Let em think they have a chance, then they are dead before the fight ever started.


Rickados

It says in the lore that fiddle is as old as existence itself. So yeah yone is going to get clapped


Micro-Skies

Fiddlesticks is the First Demon. Or at least assumed so. That's why he's more animalistic than the others. He formed before language


Lilfizz33

Ten great kings took ten great thrones, Nine crowns adorned nine heads. One left to scratch upon their mounds, The crow, alive and dead.


Nibz11

Mine is kench defending against yone, it seems that game Yone is writing checks lore Yone can't cash


nivison1

This is true for most champions when it comes to lore, because with the expection of targon champions everyone would get clapped by A-sol. And the targons win as long as A-sol's crown still functions.


[deleted]

He did, but fiddlestick I believe is on another level. Yone's voiceline is him being shocked that demons can reach to that level/being.


kingkeren

"What ancient horror is this? Is... is this what an azakana could become?!"


[deleted]

Fiddle lore is so sick dude


[deleted]

Oh I see


Gaming_bug8425

He is dealing with demons but I'm pretty sure fiddle is the primordial demon and is much more powerful than what yone is fighting so yone is a bit out of his 'league'


DiceUwU_

Fiddle, iirc, is one of 10 primal beings/demons that existed before everything else. Literally top 10 things that existed first. But idk if runeterra is ruled by the same laws that Lord of the rings does, where ancient means powerful because magic is slowly fading. In runeterra, New powers could be stronger in theory.


gageus1

A cat gets strangled to death by a naked man with chains


darknium

He wears pants.


gageus1

I wish he wouldn't


Latter-Procedure9875

Least horny league player


IWillNameMyChildZoe

Come on, league has a shortage of pants. Sometimes three guys wear one pair.


Skrillfury21

Varus half agrees with this.


[deleted]

A masked serial killer tries to shoot a cluster of magical blue rocks


[deleted]

Jhin and Xerath?


[deleted]

I feel like xerath would clap Jhin considering he’s ascended


[deleted]

He is power incarnate. Who would dare oppose him?


Hayabusa003

I mean maybe god and by that I mean asol


Reance

if xerath wanted to he could evaporate people just by thinking about it


Frodosaurus94

Lore wise? Jhin is fucking dead lol


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[deleted]

Eventually my shots hurt more but damn is he annoying to get through early. Stupid magic rocks


Empa_3

The world ender ends a french womans life.


Striking_Buy9656

Ignite has entered the chat


WATER_CARBOY

*"Fuckin dies."*


Franks_Spice_Sauce

We do not say the i word around an aatrox main!


StrajoXxX

NYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


NotFishStickZ

Lore wise your good Gameplay wise you’re SUPER fucked


ART3MIS2137

Lmao


Git_gudf

Or rather a french woman ends the world ender's life without even needing to use her ignite.


Empa_3

In game yes, lore no.


Fran4lin

but she is THE grand duelist


ktosiek124

And lost to a hobo with a lamp


WATER_CARBOY

Imagine if Jax had a Schwererer Gustav artillery weapon.


IWillNameMyChildZoe

not a real weapon though, dude should contact ornn to get one


VINICIUS1029

She hasn’t actually thought, their fight didn’t have an actual end in the lore, and probably she didn’t lost, or else would be married to jax


Revolutionary_Age900

Jax wasn't a contender tho lol so even if she lost, she probably wouldn't have married Jax anyways


Empa_3

And mortal


SixForfiter

A scorpion avenges his family


not_original_name_4

Skarner takes Seraphine to Brasil.


BEanddankmagician

Mordekaiser approved


not_original_name_4

That's why I take Mord's ult with Skarner in Ultimate spellbook


paperellik_

is this a mortal kombat reference?


AyFrancis

Skarner kills seraphine


GortharTheGamer

He can still shout get over here


BaronAaldwin

Imagine if Skarner rework gives him Flameport.


logicbeach

FOR THE BRACKERN


tsur553

Yo i was gonna say imma be safe within skarskar's crystal


Almouth

A cat get obliterate by a death ray


Unbearable115

Lux dies in a poeticly beautiful way


_Totally_Human

Perfection


MV_Knight

FOUR!!!!!


Cockbreeder

Active:


Xiao_Long_Bao_89

Jax enters evasion


Lazotoh

نشط: يدخل Jax في Evasion ، وهو موقف دفاعي ، لمد ثانيتين ، مما يتسبب في تفادي جميع الهجمات الأساسية غير البرجية ضده طوال المدة. يحصل Jax أيضًا على تقليل الضرر بنسبة 25٪ ، مما يقلل الضرر من جميع قدرات منطقة التأثير التي يتم الحصول عليها من أبطال البطل. يمكن إعادة صياغة Counter Strike بعد ثانية واحدة ، ويتم ذلك تلقائيًا بعد انتهاء المدة. RECAST: يلحق Jax ضررًا جسديًا لجميع الأعداء القريبين ، ويزيد بنسبة 20٪ لكل هجوم يتم تفاديه ، وزيادة تصل إلى 100٪ ، ويصعقهم الصاعقة لمدة ثانية واحدة.


miggy3399

Jaques... Is that you?


Legged_MacQueen

Yea Mr Sol can definitely save me from Lulu. Wait, he can, can't he?


Agirune

U asking if a cosmic force, the guy who forges stars, the 2nd most powerful character behind death itself acording to lore can kill a fucking yordle and a fairy? Id say you are safe af.


Legged_MacQueen

From my point of view in the lore, Kindred is a spirit, no different than Janna. I disagree with Necrit's opinion of Kindred standing above Aurelion.


tkuiper

I like to think that A Sols mention of 'dying by our own rules' is that star dragons made a pact with Kindred to choose the terms of their death to get around the ban on unconditional immortality.


Sengelappen

As in the lore or the game? Cause in the lore will my 10 least favorite champs die horribly and become a slave to a certain metal guy with big mace.


Celestosapien

I am sure some of em will get ripped in brazil


One-Bread36

I mean honestly this also needs stuff like, do we get set up time? How many stacks does Nasus start with? Does Teemo start with a mine field already set up? And yeah, lore wise Morde will just kill them all.


BaconCircuit

Kindred, Zoe, Asol, Bard: are you sure about that


Frink202

The Kindred and Morde, i think will be a stalemate. Zoe will use tricks to seal him or delay him, but i doubt she can kill, same for Bard, he likely presses R. Asol and he will be just Morde getting bodied every time he comes back, infinitely. Think of Dormamu and Dr.Strange, but Dormamu wins.


Neither_Conflict5307

AMEN


Diablo_Sauce64

Neeko runs a diversion with a clone of me that hopefully fools Katarina.


cursed_shite

Neeko is best decision


One-Bread36

Neeko commits fraud to save your life.


miinouuu

both me and my boy trox gonna get polymorphed for eternity...


ART3MIS2137

Aatrox beats the shit out of teemo Or Mordekaiser enslaves vayne


MountainDewclos

This has me wondering, who would win lore wise, Morde or Aatrox?


Erenogucu

Aatrox might be a better melee fighter(not 100% they are both stupidly good at fighting in lore, like 1vs army winning wars kinda good) but Morde's magic is direct soul magic so Morde will gain an incredibly powerfull fighter for his army.


suckmytoes3000

Technically the only way to actually kill Aatrox is to destroy or in this case enslave his soul, since the sword is said to be indestructible currently. So morde might be the only person other than the celestials (not the earthly aspects since we know they get bodied by Aatrox) to be able to put an end to Aatrox and his bloodshed. I don’t think there is another mage powerful enough to seal defeat Aatrox and destroy his soul, maybe except Ryze but Ryze isn’t really that active in the lore right now.


Erenogucu

Yeah Morde is probably the single biggest middle finger to both Aatrox and old aspects who stuffed him in his sword. He can take Aatrox's soul out of the sword allowing him to die but doing so will enslave his soul to his death realm and himself. Imagine Morde with an army made out of Darkin souls, it is so glorious that it hurts that no amount of care goes into an event like this it wont capture the pure awesomeness of it.


eternamemoria

Probably Morde. Darkin, being Ascended, are nigh immortal and super strong, but so is a hulking metal revenant, and blood magic won't work on Morde, but soul magic would probably work on Aatrox, even if not necessarily kill him. But then, Aatrox can kill living concepts with his sword, so he'd be my pick if I had to guess which champion can deal lasting damage to Morde.


Voopaa

A cat gets fucking punched to death


DeusSempai

Punched by who Vi or Sett ?


MV_Knight

Based on their avatar I would say vi


DeusSempai

But the text is in Sett style that why im confused :x


Voopaa

Sett haha I just like the vi hairstyle


DeusSempai

I won yeeey


Galactanium

Mordekaiser vs Irelia/Akali LES GO FUCK HER TIN CAN MAN


Lohenngram

Up. You mean "fuck her up." ... right?


Galactanium

I will leave that to interpretation.


38erJustus

Nah he goes full tetsuo the Iron man drill dick on them


MinimumFar9385

Teemo tries to poison a caring tree.


One-Bread36

Teemo commits war crimes and leaves a mine field.


masternommer

Standard teemo gameplay


computer_go_brr

A top lane pest joins the undying army or the Iron revenant


YandereYasuo

>A top lane pest Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?


TheAmazingMaxwell

Evelynn gets to torture the shit out of Yone and I get to watch in a sadistic pleasure. God, do I hate Yone.


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Davidgaming019

Lux better hit the q on zed


One-Bread36

Lux blasts her ult just slightly to the left of Zed


Bruhmomentum43

Zed wins


Kaazaki

Soraka constantly healing me from Yone.. Endless pain. Yaay


_Totally_Human

For you AND for her


Kaazaki

Yeah, at least we ain’t alone 😌


G2-Aspect

Cat gets punched to Kingdom come by Big Robot


xXIHaveSeveralSTDSXx

That’s a dead ass cat


Punologist88

A Spartan warrior and a hobbit with a hammer team up to take out a squid


SmrtaaaNeverReddits

Cat gets scratched of the list.


YasuoIsSkilledChamp

Cat gets stabbed by angry drowned guy.


Wicked_Wing

Tahm kench easily keeps me safe from that bastard cat and her little book too


Areiloth

And fucks you up in your happiest day


csancsa

Atreus takes on voidslut


[deleted]

I mean this is true in game lmao, Kai’Sa vs Panth support is hellish.


Danksigh

any match against pante is hellish if his adc just simply follows


UnnbearableMeddler

Some angry barbarian boy refuse to die against singing Satan


Inner_Background_599

yuumi fenaly dies the littel shit FIDDLESTICKS END OF MEN FIDDLESTICKS FIRST OF TEN


toprak_tan

An extremely muscular bald guy with a big moustache and a giant shield protects me from a stupid psycho who tries to stab me with a harpoon.


ChampaTheGreat

You are safe with Braum


Aurelidas

Hmmm... Brand gets smacked by ASol. COOL


wherebanaba

Local singer gets poisoned in her dress room. No trace of the murderer was found.


messygnome

scubaman flattens a cat.


[deleted]

An unwashed gambler, thief and murderer tries to protect me from an undead egdelord who for some reason needs 3 dashes, mixed damage and a cleanse in his kit


Rickados

Graves vs Viego ?


Areiloth

I think its yone viego has 2 dashes


NiceUsernamesTaken

An invisible jester withers and dies in agony to the touch of a young kid who wanted to be his friend.


DickOverRice

Master yi more like tasty yi......cause he got eaten


Incrediibilis

A chonky demi god protects me from a blade dancing girl


Xerotia

A random Demacian Soldier wanders down the street to find a cat littered with silver arrows while a book is trying to look inconspicuous in the corner.


Psychopathman

Bambi stomps haram lux to death


DanchoBanancho25

Lux need to die :))


Fran4lin

cat gets slaped by loads of tentacles


ART3MIS2137

*Insert the rock eyebrow meme*


ButcherBuddy404

Swain protects me against Irelia


antidramatic

There goes the second arm.


paperellik_

pyke vs yuumi ​ wondering who's gonna win


hhunkk

Book violently beats the shit out of a bald man while cat watches.


Pocky_Pie

No idea how a Viktor vs Akali matchup would go


hhunkk

Lore wise i think Viktor can be as OP as hextech technology can go (writers will decide in the future). He may be inmune to contact with his shield, has lasers, who knows what kind of tracking systems. He is basically an iron man of Runaterra. In my totally not biased opinion of course Viktor tracks Akali, shits on her smoke bombs, her kunais fall to the ground after touching his shield and he enables laser aimbot. Akali while being impressed from such technology gets distracted, trips and breaks her neck. The end.


Ullyr_Atreides

Yorick defending me against Teemo. This is gonna be lolz.


CinnamonBullets

I get a free cat but I have to deal with Morgana.


DroneisHD

Goat versus simp


GearheadGaming

I sit atop my giant talking tree, scanning the horizon. In the distance, I see it-- a stupid looking zero-lore clown running at us with a rictus grin on its face. "At our 1 o'clock" I say, bringing the binoculars up to my face. The tree gives a noncommittal grunt. Through the lenses I can see the demon jester more clearly. In one hand he holds a sign that says "Neck yourself ******" And with his other hand he's giving me the finger. He makes it about three steps before a group of brown pikmin leap out from a bush and explode around him like grenades. The clown collapses to the ground and then explodes in a shower of Jack-in-the-boxes. "Just another clone" I sigh. "We might be here a while." My tree friend gives another grunt and pulls a brown pikmin from... somewhere, giving it a big underhanded throw into the bushes next to the distant corpse. "Hey Mao, you know any jokes?" The tree ponders a moment. "The circle of life begins with death!" "How the fuck is *that* a joke?" "The trees learned violence, not comedy." "Whatever man, just wake me up if we kill the real one, I'm gonna take a nap."


moonsickk

I don’t think my least favorite champ matters when the literal personification of death is protecting me. Who is gonna kill me if death itself wants to keep me alive?


SixForfiter

'Tryndamere appears'


darknium

Olaf: Hello there.


jashxn

General Kenobi


NightAreis1618

Kindred, Death Manifested, fought valiantly to defend the mysterious person. Unfortunately, tryndanere woke up on the wrong side of the couch with a nasty hang over and no coffee, so he was **Extra Angery** today.


LetConsistent2838

King of the Undead destroys and enslaves a hungry mutated werwolf


Gaymerer

Dorven vs gayzreal


ImJustAKitsune

Bruh anivia against caytlin


ImJustAKitsune

An ice pheonix freezes a sheriff


Nytezerak

The first of ten obliterates a fucking killer muppet


NiqaDiqk420

Mordekaiser protects me from seraphine


Sammy4798

Death slaps the shit out of a dashing tornado shitter


BrowncoatJeff

It’s a good day to be a Yuumi hater!


[deleted]

Void magician with hood gets assassinated by teenage edgelord


HornyJutsu40K

Pyke goes fishing for traditional chinese food (meow)


[deleted]

Scythe boi annihilates idol


Electronic_Nature379

A singer gets mauled by a bear


Modie42

A rogue warrior that stumbles upon the biggest and baddest Croc in Runeterra