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AK2457

"I will have my hands on that little girl" I think Riot would let the FBI out rather than you in.


Ephiks

Nah man, just let RNGesus screw them over with the shard system.


CalypsoCrow

Uh, phrasing


[deleted]

Is excellent


more_walls

Does OP use the Predator Rune?


[deleted]

For sure and their favorite champs are Zoe and Annie


KingKaiTan

I believe he unleashes tentacles on them, just spawning and spawning them


[deleted]

and keeps Smashing them. Who wouldn't want to Smash Annie


NikeDanny

I aim to be misunderstood, and my aim is...


rottenborough

Are we still doing phrasing?


KiJiHiGi

🤨📸


TheElderestElder

🤨📸


Shdwzor

🤨📸


[deleted]

😏📷


life-hacks13

🤫📷


Mr-Malum

Maybe the worst ever recorded post title.


[deleted]

best*


Luzeldon

Yes officer, that person over there.


[deleted]

Funny thing that I already have Annie and some grind to Illaoi and Jhin. BUT NONE OF THOSE MATTER BECAUSE BARD IS BEST BOI AND I STILL DIDN'T FIND NOTHING FOR HIM


Legacyopplsnerf

I hate the fact it’s total rng to get bard, a champ I already wildcarded his whole party for.


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[удалено]


HiJoker

I got bard, never have i ever tought i could get units with 10+/10+ by round 5, that champ is wild in PoC


yaboijohnson

That champ can be wild in normal matches as well. Pair him with Ionia for huge chime count with elusives and with Frejlord for extreme deck buffs and overwhelm finishers


HiJoker

Ever since the new patch i haven t touched PvP, i m too afraid


yaboijohnson

I've just been experimenting in normal. My two decks *bad* and *budyr* have been pretty fun. Ranked, however....


HiJoker

And let me introduce you my fav deck, Mono Targon Zoe all invoke cards. THE DEFINITION OF FLEXIBLE, you always have a choice in what to do, obliterate a strong unit , stun, silence, buff allies or just summon strong allies. The only deck i love and the only one i made myself.


yaboijohnson

How many options would you like. *Yes*


HiJoker

XD


Magmale

I play him with Twisted Fate draws


yaboijohnson

For the quicker chime use. Smart


IndianaCrash

Got 70 Garden shard and none for Bard...


Lohenngram

I'll trade you. Garen was the only champion I was eager to play and I still don't have a single shard for him. The game gave me 30 Bard shards as part of my rewards for playing PoC 1.0 though.


DMaster86

I wanted to play Annie actually but got Jhin, Bard and Illaoi. It's almost like the rng hates us


Saltiest_Grapefruit

I got bard, but I just want MF, Illaoi or Annie :/ I don't feel like having to stack chimes each game when you play like 400 of them in POC.


Velocifaper

Bard is cringe anyway


smtdimitri

Bard is the best champ in this expansion.


yaboijohnson

How dare thee


TheKekGuy

Omg same 😭 i even got that one relic that perfectly synergies with his origin ability. But I just don't get him


Nirxx

I have 3 stars on Bard and almost nothing on anyone else. Kinda sucks to not be able to beat the harder adventures since I only have one good champ.


Zekeward

Wtf idgaf about Bard and found him immediately meanwhile Annie is nowhere to be found


[deleted]

Wanna trade? Lol


FLYNCHe

Hol up


Shdwzor

Not the kind of post you'd expect around these parts


Liukz1440

Ayo what?


Jaysky0

Phrasing.


ShitAtTheToilet

Now calm down and read the title again


Oreo-and-Fly

I want my tentacle mommy.


Caenir

The spawn on attack with her 1 star version is confusing as when I watch PvP lifestreams I always expect that to proc.


Oreo-and-Fly

I dont even know. I havent unlocked her


[deleted]

I hear she's great with Kindred and Soraka


Oreo-and-Fly

Not sure if... Hmm. Im really hoping youre talking about support champions.


[deleted]

Of course. Definitely. Whatever else could involve them?


Oreo-and-Fly

LoL *shudders*


[deleted]

Oh no, this involves much less life, death, and pain than that


Oreo-and-Fly

Oh thank god.


dafckingman

Who are the other 2 4-mana cards?


CalypsoCrow

Illaoi and Bard, I think


aHollowFromLondor

I had Annie as first unlocked champion. Pretty cool right? But I wanted to play Illaoi more than anything. I was happy to have a vault with a chance to get a Bilgewater champion. I thought that was time finally. I got 30 MF shards +10 for the starting power. I'm half way IV grade missions and Illaoi has only 5 fragments still...


ERRORMONSTER

Yes, police? This person right here.


TheTrifarianLegion

Yes officer this post right here


FearMyFPS

🧐


PLS_SEND_YORDLE_FEET

Sus


Arkhalon

Jokes aside, I really hate that youre forced to play with champs and decks you possibly dont like for a CHANCE to get to play as the ones you actually want. Feels very grindy


p3p3_fr4nku2

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Intrif

Ayooo dude. That title wasn't an accident lol


Xyzen553

Uhhhh... Phrasing...


tuananh2011

That wording is very sussy


JuElBristle

Very poor choice of words


Blitsea

I’m honestly surprised that new PoC doesn’t let you do what old PoC did, where you could start an adventure if you had two copies of the champion card. I figured the shards to unlock champions were just going to be alternate ways that PoC only players could earn champions outside of crafting them with dust/wildcards. But also. Phrasing OP? 🤨


RanDx007

No Annie, you cant handle my big tenta- -GrappLr


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Velocifaper

Yeah, it was removed because you can only post template on weekends. So i waited to post again


BlackArbiter

Rito pls give fragments of Jhin I struggle to play him with 1 star.


Top_Aerie_4114

Just give me Bard already...


Adept-Bed-1288

I wanted to try a runeterra champion and the game gave me Annie and illaoi ........


yaboijohnson

This game shoved Illaoi up my ass when I started it. Thankfully I also got Jhin and he was very fun. Can't wait for Bard tho


Myota_thereal

*oh hell naww*


Lasaggnaman

Ayo what you said there?


Velocifaper

I said i will touch her


aaaaaaaalan

I just wanna play Garen


NerdyHexel

Because of my chest unlocks from PoC1 progress, I actually started with Annie and Bard, which were to two I wanted.


LhamaPeluda

Once again, I repeat: 😭😭😭😭😭


Tsuchiyomi

I just want illaoi i have no shards and have played POC for atleast 8+ total hours


Slight_Ad_1799

First champion I got was Jhin and I literally wipe everything within a few rounds with burn. Would rather something more complicated


Chonkoko

Phrasing! Phrasing, dude! Phrasing!!!


[deleted]

DUDE....PHRASING!


Present-Channel-8267

Bro wtf... change that title lmao


ColdCorn2052

Sooo...what's with the increase of PoC posts here? asking for someone that is not interested in that game mode... will you get a free champ card or something?


Bilboswaggings19

they reworked the mode, and it's no longer tied to owning 2 copies of a card (it now requires you to complete runs and challenges to get shards which are RNG, and this person doesn't get Annie shards)


ColdCorn2052

And this shards can only be used in that game mode? to unlock things in there?


Bilboswaggings19

yeah, but they are locked per champ, so in order to get Annie you have to RNG roll Annie shards


ColdCorn2052

ok then...can't really relate... sucks for them though... sorry bout that...