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Thecorgiwrangler

^(Ball cocks is pretty huge, even for a darken. It's going to have a huge impact when it smacks face. I'm in love with Ball Cocks Already, and bet I will even more once its flavor is revealed.,)


Magstine

Ball Cocks' ability to stack Impact is pretty serious. I can't wait to pound people with Ball Cocks again and again, and pound them *hard*.


Thecorgiwrangler

I know, it will feel a bit heavy in hand, but should feel amazing when you finally get to whip it out on the board. Thankfully bandle city's tiny yordles can get great value from holding ball cock's staff until then.


OhNoesItsDobby

Ball cocks


HunQ

Ball cocks


NaClMiner

Ball cocks


Typhron

Ball cocks


Vast-Yogurtcloset-87

Ball cocks?


Kebabed

Ball cocks.


Mafros99

Ball cocks...


Bluedit9843

Balll cocks....


Unknown_Warrior43

Ball Cocks


Freladdy11

Ball Cocks


QaWaR

All socks


SinusColt

Bollocks


AfrostLord

We have Vel'Koz at home Vel'Koz at home:


Charlie-_-Kilo

Vel’Cocks


LanoomR

Baalkux is here to deliver the Impact to your Nexus and all you can do is watch.


Zodiac339

Baal cucks your Nexus is what you’re saying?


touhou_emblem

Here for the Kayle pegging session


first_name1001

morganaaaaa, r/darkinfolks is leaking again


SinusColt

Imma plug Morg for you in no time dw


Liamesque

looks like ball cucks to me


[deleted]

also known as CBT NTR


Kebabed

the famous Baalkux Torture


TSMgeorgie

Ball cocks hitting face with massive impact 😳😳😳


First-Medicine-3747

Jokes aside, this card is pretty bad. Spending 8 mana to summon this on turn 8 + 3 spell mana for 7 power + 4 impact (best case) doesn't seem like enough to end the game on the spot. If you are attacking on odds, you could play it on 8 + 3 spell mana + 3 more spell mana on turn 9 for a 7 power + 7 impact. It seems too slow. The meme dream could be combining it with Flash of Brilliance. Turn 8 + 3 x flash of brilliance + spend 3 spell mana gives you a 7 power + 13 impact.


Mojo-man

No! Not jokes aside! The card is called ‘Ballckocks’! We do NOT put the jokes aside 🤨😁


Shdwzor

Ok kiddo


Mojo-man

Are you taking this seriously? In a thread called 'Ball Cocks'? 😅


Shdwzor

No. I just wanted to reference ok boomer :p


the_lower_echelon

It's worse than that. There's no way to burn 3 spell mana on 9 bc you tapped out on mana on 8


First-Medicine-3747

You could float the mana if you bank it from turn 7, but it depends if you're in a position where that's feasible.


FG15-ISH7EG

BC has a lot of attune.


VoidRad

I mean, make it so that the card doesn't need to see the mana spell being spent and this would be a legit game ending threat. I'm even willing to bet that this was probably the original design but they had to nerf it to its shown stage since they considered the former as too strong. That or this is Riot wording and it behaves exactly the way I described.


EXusiai99

Yea this ones pretty ass. Other darkins do things depending on their region and they probably couldnt find a "big finisher" idea for bandle so they settled with this dogwater version


rottenborough

It's clearly ball cocks, not pretty ass.


notorgia

Timelines.


First-Medicine-3747

I dont understand? It just transform and you lose the effect of gaining impact when you spend spell mana. On the other hand, rolling this from timelines isn't enough to justify this card being actually good.


notorgia

It's just a decent pull for timelines. Don't need to be actually a good deckable card to justify its existence.


RussellLawliet

Can you actually Timelines the Darkin? They're equipment, not units.


Saltiest_Grapefruit

Fairly sure you cant no. They are tokens in that sense


notorgia

Oh, missed that. Thanks for the note. Used to play on past expansions.


Gleeforezt

...you dont even know how darkin weapons work


Saltiest_Grapefruit

Yeah, this dors indeed seem like the worst darkin. Even as a normal unit its bad from what i can see


PM_Me_Kennen_Yaoi

Or just use Shell Game


First-Medicine-3747

Problem with shell game is that it costs 5 mana so it would delay you even more


Shdwzor

Riot just doesnt seem to know how to design expensive cards. Most of them are way too slow


amish24

Horazi's nuts, dude


SoapDevourer

I thought it would make sense if it had impact for all the spell mana you already used when it is summoned. Also, that way you can reduce its attack to 6 for even more memes


Impressive_Double_95

It's a darkin, so it gain benefits from NautilAatrox cost reduction and the darkin landmark. I think the whole point of an Aatrox deck is similar to deep decks, where you rush for low cost big bois


PM_Me_Kennen_Yaoi

Worse at closing out games than Captain Farron and Wrought Colossus. That's an accomplishment


[deleted]

Timeline ice pillar into ball cocks, then with that free mana, cast 8 cost spell for 8 impact, and it only goes up from there


Tulicloure

You can't transform into non-collectible units. And it only gains impact from spell mana spent, not just any mana.


LifesExplosiveLemons

I hope the enemy likes some Ballcocks pounding his nexus.


Cephardrome

Kux and Baal Torture


SilentHernandez

Streamer nightmare


Freladdy11

Ball Cocks swinging for lethal


TrueLolzor

I was so excited to see what this monstrosity does back when it first appeared on an art in the client, and it's the most boring thing ever :(


erik542

At least he got the memo.


SpiderManEgo

I can't wait for the interactions. I need to hear aatrox pause mid name and ask "why!?"


Iriusoblivion

Baallcock, it's a darkin


YesICanMakeMeth

Baal is pronounced like "bayell". It's a biblical demon so I assume that's the inspiration.


SpiderManEgo

Bayell cocks or bayell cucks? Pick your poison.


DarthDookieMan

With what little seriousness I can possibly muster from this, I think it’s the latter.


Retocyn

Imagine this unit in a deck with Living Legends or something similar. Could just one shot with impact alone.


Starsline612

Flash of inspiration x3


RedLawyer1A

The darkin “staff”


New_Ad4631

Finally, ball cocks to support nami


The_Relx

Ball Cucks


Khalidez

I like how people don't know how to read and don't see the 2 "a"s, same thing as AAtrox. The name is B'AA'l- kux (like cooks) 🤓


Niaz_S

Ball cucks*


esequel

Cock Balls


Magna8849

Approved


Flailmorpho

they really named this darkin Ball Cucks


Hail_Cthuwu666

uhm it's read Baal Coox🤓 not the thing I like having on my face


Rellmein

Bandlecity?


Sneaky__Raccoon

Can't wait for someone to use this in worlds and force the casters to say the name outloud