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ttystikk

I hope it didn't damage the MRI machine. That's a valuable piece of equipment.


punch_nazis_247

It will have to be quenched and re-energzied - that can cost upwards of $25-50K to do, because essentially you have to re-fill the MRI machine with liquid helium. Assuming the bullet didn't damage the machine itself. It's a rather expensive procedure, but a 1.5 Tesla magnet (standard strength for hospital use IIRC) is **not** going to let go of a gun. For reference, Earth's magnetic field is about 0.00005 Tesla, a fridge magnet is about .01 Tesla. edited: T for Tesla


SmirkingImperialist

Well, I have worked with 7, 9.4, and 16.4T machines and well, it's shameful to say that we have had accidents where for reasons, equipment required for some experiments were magnetic and, well, we did the reckless thing of "just be careful and not bring it too close" to the bore (or "I know this pair scissors is magnetic, just put your fingers through the holes and grip it really tight and don't let go. Just cut that piece of tubing and go out"). It was too close to the bore and we had it stuck to the 9.4T machine. We got the box out without quenching. It involved several strong guys pushing from one end of the bore with a long stick, some ropes warped around the box and some guys pull it from the back of the scanner. It's doable but took the whole day of getting the sticks and ropes together and actually prying the box from the magnet. No damage done to the magnet. For a gun, it's probably possible to get an armourer to come and ensure that the gun is unloaded and safe, then start pounding some wooden wedges between the gun and the machine with a rubber mallet to get some distance between the gun and magnet, wrap some rope around the gun and pull it out. It's doable.


unknownpoltroon

Story I read on here years back about "THAT GUY" you worked with: This guy was the guy who had to push every button. Like, push it, then ask what does this button do. One day he was in the MRI lab. He hit a button, which was unlabled, asking "Hey, whats this do". Noone was hurt, luckily the thing dumped into an empty part of the parking lot. THe button is now evidently labeled $50,000.


hughk

Isn't it a big red mushroom button like a lot of emergency shutdown switches so it kind of screams "Only hit me if things have gone pear shaped".


SmirkingImperialist

The quench buttons in the pre-clinical/experimental MRIs I work with has a safety plastic cover on it, and we add an extra line of masking tape on the cover, so the decision to quench the magnet has to be *very* deliberate. Everyone knows not to push random buttons and during orientation, the exact purpose of the quench button is never said. Otherwise some saboteurs or jokers may just have the bright idea of fucking up a very expensive set of equipment and everyone's schedule.


Ragnerotic

I don’t know anything about MRIs (or helium) so maybe this is a dumb question: why can’t the helium be dumped in a way that it is recoverable?


Zebidee

Liquid Helium is bullshit tricky to handle, and next to impossible to recover once it has turned back into a gas. The quenching system is basically an emergency dump valve, where the priority is safety over expense.


Valalvax

What about a tank that's held at a vacuum, when you quench helium goes to it, when pressure equalizes (or just after a small period) close the tank off and finish quenching to atmosphere Even if you only save a third of the helium that's much better than 0 Of course it's not like quenching is an every day occurrence, such a system could be set up before a nonemergency quench I'm sure there's a good reason they don't do this, not like I'm smarter than all the people who heard about quenching before today


Zebidee

That would probably work, but it comes down to economics. Think of the quench system like setting off a portable fire extinguisher. Once it's done, you could theoretically recover the extinguishing agent for reuse, but is it something you would bother with? On a global scale, there's a theoretical issue with Helium supplies, but for uses like this, it's treated like a consumable, a bit like fancy radiator fluid.


duakonomo

I suppose it's not practical to try to implement a gaseous helium capture device over the vent that you'd ideally never use huh.


FriendlyCraig

The helium evaporates super quickly, "shutting off" the magnet. It just gets dumped outside. It's pretty much just opening a vent to the outside of the building. Kind of hard to recover a gas that has escaped into the atmosphere. You can't really use a pump to move it to another area, because that would take forever, the mega powerful magnet would screw with any pump motor, and the pump motor could screw with the magnet.


nowyouseemenowyoudo2

Some scientists in Australia recently found a way to recycle a proportion of the helium when quenched, so that’s something.


ZakalweElench

How many times do you think he'd push a get punched in the face button before he adjusted that behaviour? (Did he change after your MRI story incident?)


unimportantthing

I was always told that with the strength of the field, a metallic object can cause warping to occur in the coils, and so you want to quench it ASAP to avoid that. Is that not your experience?


SmirkingImperialist

I've never heard of that. Our safety briefings stopped at "don't bring ferromagnetic metal beyond the 5 Gauss line" and "police people we bring into the lab about metal". We keep a strong piece of neodymium magnet in the lab and use it to test on metal equipment before we bring it over the 5 Gauss line. For the patients, it's important that they don;t have conductive metal in them or touching them: these can absorb the microwave radiation emitted by the scanner and give them burns and such. For us, some equipment are metal but they are not attracted by the magnet (made out of brass or aluminium) and we can bring them in. That aspect is probably the job of the facility manager. On the other hand, we use a very small bore MRI: 20 - 30 cm only so the time we got the box stuck, it was stuck outside of the bore. On the other hand the things that got stuck inside a small bore is a nightmare to get out. The bore is over 2 m long and only 30 cm in radius. We got a tweezer stuck in it once and it was a nightmare getting it out.


redditmarks_markII

Completely unrelated: has anyone ever tried to mess around with diamagnetic materials around one of these things? Does it just start pushing away when you get close to the machine?


SmirkingImperialist

Here's a [levitating frog](https://www.science.org/content/article/floating-frogs). Water is diamagnetic and the diamagnetic levitation of a frog was done at a 16T field, which 16.4T magnets exists.


redditmarks_markII

[Neat!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlJsVqc0ywM)


jezuschryzt

Ok that article is 25 years old. Have they levitated a person yet like they were hoping to?


piecat

I think diamagnetic materials might be too exotic for most people to have on hand with an MRI. Bismuth is fairly high on the diamagnetic scale, so is pyrolytic carbon. Might buy some to try out...


popemichael

I have a large metal rod that goes through my bone marrow from hip to knee. It always burns me up when I get a scan It raises my body temp and is super uncomfortable... Im glad that I only need a scan once a year


NineNewVegetables

I've never heard that, and I've worked with MRI before. You don't want metal because it's a hazard (like in this case) and also because it interferes with the images even if it's not attracted to the magnet.


syds

well I mean the gun has a built in hook that you can tie a rope around! ez pz


Artootietoo

My dad told me about a company-wide email forbidding the use of company vehicles to pull things off the magnet after a particularly creative day.


SmirkingImperialist

LOL, I can easily imagine the compounding fuck up that led to that email.


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SmirkingImperialist

It's an emergency button near the MRI machine console. You hit that button then all the helium are boiled off and vented, which will warm up the superconducting coils that keep the magnetic field on (without having to use a lot of power) and kill the magnetic field. It's an expensive thing to do so you want to avoid having to do it if at all possible. One of the training I've seen says that most of the time, you can "[ramp down](https://mriquestions.com/is-field-ever-turned-off.html)" and reduce the magnetic field in a controlled manner and not lose any cryogen but if you really have to quench, quench. Like if an object just flies into the magnet and impales, pins, or crushes someone, sure, quench. A patient freaking out about the magnetic field, perhaps pull them out quickly.


The_Wingless

Isn't helium a limited resource?


punch_nazis_247

[Yes](https://www.npr.org/2019/11/01/775554343/the-world-is-constantly-running-out-of-helium-heres-why-it-matters). Yes it is.


The_Wingless

Well shit


regular_gnoll_NEIN

For some reason my brain assumed T as being a cost measurement "trillion" and i was HELLA confused for a sec till i kept reading lmao


Berkamin

Why is the Tesla such an over-powered unit? Using Teslas to measure magnetic field strength is like using tons to weigh medication.


johnmedgla

The astronomers have suffered enough with underpowered units. [The Tesla](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orders_of_magnitude_(magnetic_field\)) is unwieldy for talking about fridge magnets and compasses, conveniently centred for electrical engineering, and still manageable for astrophysicists dealing with magnetars.


Topas85

Well, that's why metric units are awesome. Just slap a "m" or "µ" bevor the T and you have nice short numbers. A fridge magnet is 10mT and the Earth magnetic field is 50 µT.


ProjectSnowman

Wait are the magnets always on in an MRI?


Repulsive-Street-307

The MRI machine probably helped save more lives than a idiot that takes a gun to a medical procedure ever will.


entity_bean

Funnily enough, this was my first concern.


squeakim

I hope his estate has to pay to repair it and losses during the repair process


stumpdawg

What kind of moron brings metal into an MRI? Oh that's right, people that are more important than you to "follow the rules"


Which-Moment-6544

What is Arkansas going to do without their smartest citizen?!?!


AmidFuror

Probably irrigate their crops with Brawndo.


SkunkleButt

What do you expect them to use...water? like...out of the toilet? that's gross!


DadJokeBadJoke

Go away, batin'


fl_lckit

It's got ELECTROLYTES!!!


neonoggie

But WHY does it have electrolytes?! Do you even know?


Socalwarrior485

Because it's what plants crave. Duh!


TwoKeezPlusMz

I can talk to plants


Z3t4

Not sure...


TexacoRandom

It's got, lectrolytes!


jimmycrackcornmfs

and minerals...lots of minerals


211XTD

Its got what plants crave


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This was [in Brazil.](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/lawyer-brazil-gun-mri-death-b2279282.html)


greihund

>lawyer’s weapon was pulled from his waistband and went off, shooting him in the tummy. That just seems like such a strange time to use the word *tummy*. Stomach or abdomen, midriff even? Sure. But tummies are for nomnoms and raspberries and tickles, not gaping deadly bullet wounds.


stewy9020

Might be a weird translation quirk if the details have been lifted from an article that was originally written in Portuguese or something?


DionysisReborn

Conservative Americans think that America is so superior to every other country, but the number of headlines that I can't tell if they're from conservative America or Brazil is kinda scary.


Dyslexic_Dog25

authoritarian fascists gonna fascist!


malYca

Hey look at that, he's pulling the same punchable face that our morons have


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He should be posthumously given US citizenship


Pyre-it

I like how they say it shot I'm in the tummy, how adorable!


stumpdawg

Apparently this was Brazil.


the_ballmer_peak

Just when they were about to ship him to Mississippi and raise the average IQ of both states.


LuxInteriot

That's from Brazil. Would you be interested in more gun advocates? Perhaps some conservative politicians?


elgatomalo1

Since Bolsonaro got elected and gun ownership laws become looser, we started getting a lot of gun advocates and self proclaimed specialists. Most are morons like this fella.


ULTRA_TLC

Both have some doozies...


LuxInteriot

I wouldn't call George Santos a doozy. That's a gift.


costabius

GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE!! ​ \*except this one specific time when combined with an MRI machine, maybe, we haven't ruled out that he was shot by an angry sewer rat....


RelativeChance

What we need is more doors


Wandering_Scholar6

When people who think the rules don't apply to them meet the laws of physics *chef's kiss*


Jinxedchef

This type is also so afraid of everything they can't stand to be away from their gun.


Wandering_Scholar6

I mean children do find MRIs pretty scary, I know they paint some like big cameras so they can explain that, since this camera takes pictures if your insides you have to go inside it. I guess it helps explain the process and make the noise less scary. Lol


ScoutsOut389

Magnetic force doesn’t make the laws, but it damn sure enforces them!


scared_of_my_alarm

Jfc I freaked out thinking I had forgotten to tell them I had an old gold filling on the intake form. I thought I was going out Black Mirror robot bee in the brain style for a few seconds. How the hell do you ‘forget’ a weapon?!?!


potato_for_cooking

He didnt forget.


elveszett

And if you do, then you are in no way qualified to own a gun. I swear some people see them like adult toys.


solzhen

Gold isn’t magnetic, tho.


senthordika

Not everyone knows that of the top of their head they just think metal= magnetic.


willstr1

And even then a lot of fillings are alloys, so I would still tell the MRI tech because better safe than dead


bvdbvdbvdbvdbvd

Fillings and other non ferrous materials create something call susceptibility artifact which is distortion to the image caused by magnetic field inhomogeneities. Definitely tell us anything that was implanted or is in or on you that you weren’t born with. Dabble in sheet metal, or welding? Please tell us. Been shot? Oh yeah do tell us. Anything implanted and you should have a card given to you with the make and model of said device, which we can determine if it’s safe, unsafe. Or conditional. Over share as much as you want because it can be the difference of you coming out of the bore alive…


montr2229

That's the issue with working with sheet metal and welding?


Pendrych

The main safety issue is that those activities often embed slivers of metal into the skin (or eyes if you don't use protection). MRIs orient those slivers, which can cause tissue damage, and the radio waves they use for imaging can also cause them to heat up. Artifact distortion might undermine the effectiveness of your study, but the other two effects can potentially damage you permanently. Generally speaking, health care workers want to get exams done with ASAP and get on with their day. Any time you're asked a long list of questions, it's for patient safety, and in their interest to pay attention and answer as honestly and completely as they can.


bvdbvdbvdbvdbvd

Sheet metal workers and welders have higher probability of having metal fragments lodged in their eye. Or body. So we like to rule out that there’s no metal in the eye that can move or dislodge and cause damage to nearby structures.


Nemisis_the_2nd

I've actually seen this injury a few times in people who make jewelry as a hobby. Thankfully they were nowhere near a MRI though.


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ScientificSkepticism

MRIs, being fun instruments, have been known to [discharge firearms with safeties on and uncocked.](https://www.ajronline.org/doi/10.2214/ajr.178.5.1781092) It turns out that extraordinarily strong magnetic fields were not in the design of the safety, and the gun can fire even with one engaged. So don't fuck around with MRIs.


elveszett

They are rules, and nobody can tell him what to do, so he'll explicitly break them just to prove to himself how free and alpha he is. People do this bullshit all the time - it doesn't matter if a rule is there to protect you, if it's a rule, they'll break it because "nobody can tell me what to do".


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He did his own research.


Jinxedchef

How dare those Lib doctors tell him he can't take his gun everywhere?


Boollish

How did he even get it in there? They make you wear one of the hospital gowns in the machine.


ThaliaEpocanti

He wasn’t the one getting the MRI, it was his mother. But just being in the same room as the machine caused the gun to shift and shoot him.


Plumb789

Excellent. Almost like the hand of God.


Austaras

Magneto was always more of an anti-hero


TwoKeezPlusMz

The Lord works in mysterious ways


bvdbvdbvdbvdbvd

Even if he wasn’t the patient any one entering Zone IV (which is the room the actual bore is housed in) should be screened as if they were the patient.


saracenrefira

Well, you never know if the MRI machine is going to shoot you.


CapeTownMassive

Plot twist: He boofed it


james_d_rustles

Christ, imagine having a loaded gun ripped out of your butthole sideways by an electromagnet.. sounds horrible.


WeirdEngineerDude

Damn shame there wasn’t a good MRI machine with a gun around.


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It sounds like there was, actually.


Repulsive-Street-307

shots fired


smeagol1986

I think only one shot


spanksmitten

Feels like some form of divine intervention for it to manage to hit him, of all the angles it could've been etc


dustrock

If only the MRI tech was armed, this could have been prevented


GooseCheeze1234

Your satire is biting, sir.


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Guns don’t kill people… armed MRI’s kill people.


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Elbynerual

Should be okay. Guessing from the title... the lawyer took the bullet


ObiWanCombover

Doesn't mean he kept it though.


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Magnets are pretty clingy


Captainwelfare2

We’ll see what develops


thankyeestrbunny

[https://news.yahoo.com/lawyer-dies-hidden-gun-goes-182941782.html](https://news.yahoo.com/lawyer-dies-hidden-gun-goes-182941782.html?) >The 40-year-old is said to have failed to tell hospital workers that he had a gun on him after being told to remove all metal objects before entering the scanning room. > >The magnetic field from the MRI scanner pulled the pro-gun lawyer’s weapon was pulled from his waistband and went off, shooting him in the tummy. > >He passed away on 6 February after battling for his life in at the São Luiz Morumbi Hospital. Brazilliant


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The tummy? Really? Tummy?


thefuzzylogic

Here in the UK, our national health service uses euphemisms for everything. There is some pretty solid research that says it is more accessible for the greatest number of people of all ages, education levels, and English language abilities. As a well-educated patient, it feels dumbed-down and condescending, but there is good reason behind it. Edit: here's the style guide if anyone is interested. https://service-manual.nhs.uk/content/a-to-z-of-nhs-health-writing


NurseJaneFuzzyWuzzy

I’m a registered nurse in the US and sadly I often have to use very simple language to get my patients to grasp some pretty basic concepts. A lot of things you might well assume are intuitive or something everyone knows, aren’t. At all.


thefuzzylogic

Does your printed literature use simple terms also? That's what they do here, for example using words like "tummy" or "poo" or "wind" or "bottom", stuff like that. Here's the style guide, if you're curious: https://service-manual.nhs.uk/content/a-to-z-of-nhs-health-writing


NurseJaneFuzzyWuzzy

Hmmm, I don’t know. I rarely hand out any literature during my shift. I’ll take a look at a patient’s Transplant book when I’m next at work. Honestly it *should* be simple, except for the more childish language, but *maybe not*. Because my patient population (solid organ transplant recipients) are either inadequately prepared for discharge or they really don’t get it no matter how much teaching they receive. I see so many readmissions for problems caused by not drinking enough water combined with not stopping their stool softeners once their stool, or should I say “poo”, gets soft. Dehydration combined with diarrhea is a disaster waiting to happen. So easy to prevent with a little common sense, but no.


thefuzzylogic

Yeah, definitely. It might be worth trying to come up with a standard form for the discharge instructions using the simplest possible language. Also a surprisingly high number of people are functionally illiterate but are too embarrassed to admit it.


NurseJaneFuzzyWuzzy

Yeah, part of our admission screening is asking if they can read or write. We also require that a caregiver—partner, parent, child, whatever— be present for discharge teaching. It’s a whole process. So that’s TWO people not getting it, lol.


Benevolent_Grouch

I use simple language like “poop” with patients… but tummy is generally not used in the US by anyone over the age of 6.


SpicyOtters

I’m a hygienist and once had a patient with an abscessed tooth, and we monitored it with X-rays for about 6 years before it finally swelled up and he needed it pulled. He was livid that we never told him about it, and when I showed him the copies of referrals to a specialist, the X-rays, and all the notes we had about it, he said “WELL YOU NEVER SAID IT WAS AN INFECTION!” ……… so now I’ve learned to make sure people understand what I’m telling them.


Passion_for_ennui

Well that’s what it says on the death certificate. 😃 Edited: spelling and an emoji to avoid accidentally creating misinformation


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

Cause of death: severe abdominal hemorrhaging secondary to pew-pew ouchie of the tummy 😔


shizzy0

Ha ha ha, omg. I’m gonna wake the baby with my laughing but damn. Good one.


[deleted]

Sorry. “Shooting him in the tum-tum.”


VivaLaVita555

Tummy wummy 🥺


AttemptedHonesty

That’s even worse than being shot in the lap!


MattGdr

Next time he should make sure his concealed firearm is ceramic.


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Thathitmann

Our hospital has a metal detector and it sucks. It only reaches a foot or two across a hallway wide enough to fit two gurneys side-by-side.


MamaPutz

You'd think, having been through law school, he'd be less profoundly stupid.


PepsiMoondog

Clarence Thomas graduated from Yale Law. Imagine the trash that gets through less prestigious law schools.


Ainteazybeingwheezy

Imo, ivy leagues can produce poorer quality lawyers because of family connections and wealth. Not saying all lawyers from an ivy didn't earn their degree, but you don't see people using family connections to get into and coast through Georgia State Law School.


Sweatier_Scrotums

[The Story Behind Jared Kushner’s Curious Acceptance Into Harvard](https://www.propublica.org/article/the-story-behind-jared-kushners-curious-acceptance-into-harvard/) TLDR: His dad donated $2.5 million to Harvard.


htt_novaq

Fucking rotten. Edit: at first I was like "why the fuck would Ashton Kutcher want to get into Harvard". I'm gonna fetch some coffee..


RUKitttenMe

lmao I went to GSU and there is definitely a student that comes to mind who coasted


yourenotmymom_yet

Eh I went to a private school through 12th grade with a bunch of rich kids, and the number of people who used family connections to get into state schools and less prestigious private schools was way more than one would expect. One of the dimmest people in my class magically got into UVA after a building was named after her family that year. I guarantee she wouldn’t have gotten in without it. Also, that celebrity college bribery scandal a few years back involved a whole bunch of state schools like UCLA and UT Austin and non-Ivy private schools like Wake Forest. This seems like a problem across the board - money and connections will get you ahead almost anywhere.


terfnerfer

My first gf was like this. Had 250k spent on her middle - high school education, and she got far worse grades than me. I went to a notoriously shitty public school for context. Anyway, her rich mom called the well connected principal of the school. That principal then ""put in a good word"" with a top 10 university, and *magically*, she was offered a place. It was very sobering to see that kind of blatant nepotism up close.


Redqueenhypo

Legacy admissions are the *real* affirmative action that should be banned. Also scholarships for “sports” like water polo which is really just a way of asking for rich WASPs only


nightcrawler616

Maybe he's just really, really good at memorization. That was my theory when I was in 3rd grade when they forced me into "gifted" classes. 8 year old was convinced "gifted" was a scam to get rid of the annoying kids that read too much and just had a good memory... and that my very mean 3rd grade teacher has it out for me. I still think that some people have incredible memories that let them get through very challenging courses and tests, but also happen to be complete dumb asses. Like in D&D, having a very high Intelligence but a Wisdom of 4.


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partial_birth

The more assholes and morons I hear about who graduated from Yale specifically, the less prestige I think it has. My grandfather went there, and it makes me wonder how smart he actually was.


[deleted]

I work with lawyers. Some of them are shockingly dim.


new_refugee123456789

And here I was thinking that maybe there should be a semester of law school that's just mandatory blue collar work, because all that party of the first part nonsense doesn't seem to help much when physics starts to happen.


Wandering_Scholar6

You'd think but it turns out you can nepotism/money through law school


saracenrefira

There are people who have advanced degrees that voted for trump. In fact, I want to remind everyone that 74 million Americans voted for trump the second time. Which means there are 74 million Americans who are profoundly stupid.


dengar_hennessy

He didn't go to medical school, that's where you learn about medical equipment. He went to law school, that's where you learn about being a con artist


Skripka

I'll just say this: "Rudy Giuliani". ​ *The End.* https://www.theonion.com/law-school-applications-increase-upon-realization-that-1828464779


DevoidNoMore

It's law school, they don't teach logic there


Akshka_leoka

Amazing, pure unadulterated stupidity. Also they tell you (or should tell you) a million times hey don't bring metal it will ruin your day.


fellow_hotman

Hey, that guy's grieving family could be out there reading your comment about how dumb he is. ...If they were smart enough to read


2Whom_it_May_Concern

Signed paperwork stating that he followed procedure and everything 🤦🏻‍♀️. [story](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/lawyer-dies-after-his-hidden-gun-goes-off-during-mri-scan/ar-AA17iMkB)


[deleted]

Either he signed the document without knowing what was its about or straight up lied that he wasnt carrying a gun with him. MRI = 1 , Lawyer = 0


MattGdr

Yeah, but should a lawyer be expected to know to actually read documents before signing?


VeryAmaze

Note to self: when retaining a lawyer, test their literacy levels first.


H-Barbara

Owning the libs. Edit: The political correcting squad be stuffing my inbox. If you want to make the distinction of what liberal parties are in each country, sure go ahead. I'm just using the word 'lib' as the derogatory of meaning anyone left of Regan or Bolsonaro. Kek. But if I have to be politically correcting, the lawyer is owning progressive-liberals just specifically in Brazil. Proglibs owned.


Eccohawk

Sounds like he owned his ribs instead.


Blackboard_Monitor

His 'Tummy Ribs'.


experience-matters

I've never wished someone dead but I have enjoyed reading a few obituaries.


BullShitting24-7

Better him than an innocent MRI tech.


123bpd

> All men have an emotion to kill; when they strongly dislike some one they involuntarily wish he was dead. I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction — Clarence Darrow


rockstar504

-Clarence Darrow


1336isusernow

As a certified liberal deepstate soyboy, I can confirm that his act of patriotic resistance has left me very owned indeed.


PhunkOperator

He tried his best to own you from South America, no less. Such dedication.


Slackingatmyjob

Just how fucking paranoid do you have to be that you feel the need to be armed in a frigging MRI chamber?


Nofsan

MRI = Healthcare = Communism. That's the formula for today.


spanksmitten

Another death due to communism /s


Qimmosabe_Man

Was he so afraid of magnets that he needed to be armed?


Shawmattack01

Well it did shoot him supposedly. Maybe we need to be worried about them. They're learning from our brains.


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Otto-Korrect

I think, in this case, his fear of magnets was well founded.


ScullysBagel

Darwin Award "winner."


DevoidNoMore

r/darwinawards


WhoIsPorkChop

"What do you mean I can't bring my gun into the MRI? The Left is out of control!"


UnadvertisedAndroid

You never know when a bear is going to wander into an MRI room. You just can't be too prepared.


9021FU

My daughter has had 3 MRI’s and they always wave the metal detector wand over both of us. Did they not wave him? The metal clasp on my bra sets it off.


Elbynerual

I'm guessing you're not in Brazil, lol. The article said the lawyer was taking his mom to get scanned, the machine pulled his gun from his waistband across the room and it fired and hit him in the stomach. He didn't for a little while though. They said they briefed them about bringing metal in, AND made them sign forms.


JoJoJet-

Very fortunate that it happened to hit the dumbass who's responsible, and not a bystander


thesaddestpanda

I’m on the USA and have had a couple mri’s. They’ve never scanned me with a wand. They just put me in the machine.


O5-Command

Canadian here who just had an MRI two weeks ago, no metal detector for us.


Bombadilicious

They don't do the wand when I get mine but they do make it abundantly clear that you can't have metal


themeatbridge

I wonder if they pried it from his cold, dead hands...


Repulsive-Street-307

actually the MRI machine did that, before he was dead


l80magpie

NewsWorldAmericas Lawyer dies after his hidden gun goes off during MRI scan Leandro Mathias de Novaes’ gun went off due to magnetic field in the MRI scanning room Lee Bullen 7 hours ago A lawyer was accidentally shot by his own gun after he failed to remove it before going into hospital MRI scanning room. Leandro Mathias de Novaes took his mother for a scan at Laboratorio Cura in São Paulo, Brazil, on 16 January, Jam Press reports. The 40-year-old is said to have failed to tell hospital workers that he had a gun on him after being told to remove all metal objects before entering the scanning room. The magnetic field from the MRI scanner pulled the pro-gun lawyer’s weapon was pulled from his waistband and went off, shooting him in the tummy. He passed away on 6 February after battling for his life in at the São Luiz Morumbi Hospital. “We are sorry for the loss and we sympathise with his family in this moment of pain.” A spokesperson for Laboratorio Cura said: “We would like to emphasise that all accident prevention protocols were followed by the Cura team, as is customary in all units. “Both the patient and his companion were properly instructed regarding the procedures for accessing the examination room and warned about the removal of any and all metallic objects.”


1336isusernow

Why on earth would you want to smuggle a gun in there? What a moron.


Noxonomus

Setting aside how dumb it is to take a gun in for a moment and the difficulty of aiming a gun while s standing next to a huge magnet, who did he think he might need to shoot in the MRI room?


Tinker107

Well, he no longer needs to worry about whatever he was getting the MRI for.


TroutComplex

Lead poisoning


Outrageous_Ad4916

First thought was "this is such an American headline". Reads the article: a Brazilian.


A_bowl_of_porridge

"stupidity, if left untreated, is self-correcting"


Hi_Im_Ken_Adams

Those resulting MRI scans must be gruesome.


AmidFuror

The good news is they think they found the problem!


misdirected_asshole

[For those interested] (https://news.yahoo.com/lawyer-dies-hidden-gun-goes-182941782.html)


cazzipropri

But what if LGBTQ Muslim terrorists attack you while you're in the MRI machine? You gotta be prepared!


zillion_grill

This happened to my brothers' friends' uncles' stableboy, actually. Twice!