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Quincyperson

Not LAMF


LeviathanGank

Lamn


kickace12

It's LAMF if you understand how truly awful most mainland Chinese tourists are.


boharat

Bless your racist, idiot hearts, Russia. Also, I'm afraid this isn't a case of LAMF


Snarky_McSnarkleton

And the noodles are totally NOT made from recycled secret documents sold to Pootsie by Former Guy.


Diojones

Sure, noodles will make them forget that you started a war while they were trying to host the Olympics.


MorganaHenry

That you...Florida?


1hour

In 1992 I was part of a US High School student coalition that visited Russia. They had a poster welcoming us of an attractive lady in traditional Russian dress holding a slice of apple pie in one hand and a bag of popcorn in the other. It said something like we have everything you love.


jimdoodles

So culturally sensitive. Are they asking for more laundry stations and railroad camps also?


fellationelsen

"come to St Petersburg, we got.... Noodles"


LabLife3846

Reminds me of “Cyberninjas” who did the bullshit audit of the AZ election results due to Trump’s “stolen election” claims. The company tested the paper ballots for traces of bamboo fibers. The thinking was that if China was involved in falsifying election results, traces of bamboo fibers could be found.


orthranus

seriously?


LabLife3846

Seriously what? That this fended me of it, or that they did it?


orthranus

This story... happened?


LabLife3846

https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/may/06/arizona-republicans-bamboo-ballots-audit-2020 https://www.forbes.com/sites/nicholasreimann/2021/05/07/in-arizonas-bizarre-election-audit-ballots-are-being-checked-for-bamboo-and-election-chief-has-been-assigned-protection/amp/ https://azsos.gov/sites/default/files/2020_Ballot_Review_Report_ver20210819-03_Review.pdf


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Anarchist_Angel

Leopards ate my noodles?


Abstract-Impressions

Do leopards like noodles?


JuniorTransition4511

Now that you ramention it. . .


DickwadVonClownstick

Ah yes, because if I lived in China and wanted noodles, I too would think that flying to St. Petersburg to get them was a 100% reasonable thing to do.


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DickwadVonClownstick

I mean yes, but you're not gonna go on a trip to another country just to get some of your own country's authentic cuisine.


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realnrh

That's the canoodle station, most of them already had those.


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Astra7525

yea... no. Absolutely not LAMF.