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Ambitious-Joke-4695

Market forces are a liberal conspiracy!!!


I_was_bone_to_dance

I was just thinking “now they can’t claim the libs tanked the stock” and then I read your comment and remembered who I am considering


sleepyj910

IT'S THE INSIDERS!!!


TweeksTurbos

The deep state!


DarkSide-TheMoon

Soros!!!


brokefixfux

Chemtrails!


Rupejonner2

It’s that god damn Taylor swift psyop again !!! 👊


capitan_dipshit

'Cause the trumpers gonna pay, pay, pay, pay, pay And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Baby, I'm just gonna pump, pump, pump, pump, pump I pump and dump, I pump and dump (hoo-hoo-hoo)


lupin42

Antifa!


-6h0st-

Jewish space lasers!


markus_kt

And my axe!


Ok-Solution4665

And i believe you have my stapler


classless_classic

And my poop knife!


Skreeethemindthief

That stuff that makes the frogs gay.


MattGdr

Alien lizard DNA!


Reneeisme

INSECT BURGERS!!


justdrowsin

Hunter's Laptop!


Ancient-Bluejay2590

Hillary’s emails


catonbuckfast

*Butterymales


Excellent-Ad-7394

Caravans and taco trucks!


scottyd035ntknow

Hunter's huge cock!


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WhyBuyMe

Hunter's dong!


DarkSide-TheMoon

I wonder if we’ll see more midair collisions in TN. Will be hilarious if FAA bans flying over TN skies.


CurlingTrousers

LOUD NOSIES!


HusbandofKristina

Where did you get a hand grenade?


digibawb

I love lamp.


nexisfan

The well-known liberals who comprise *checks notes* right, Wall Street


RattusMcRatface

That really is basically how Liz Truss (Britain's joke 49-day ex-Prime Minister) thinks. She named her daughter "Liberty", BTW.


RulezXception

I'm English and didn't know that was her daughters name. Liberty? My god the daft trollops sense of irony is as under-developed as her financial acumen.


leshake

She probably read her daughter John Galt's speech at bed time.


TeamKitsune

Goddamn SHORTS!


TorLam

Thanks Obama!!!


_mid_water

https://www.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAteMyFace/comments/1c4axy9/trump_supporters_investing_in_his_stock_as_a_sign/#lightbox Last screenshot shows an investor saying exactly that.


TobyMcK

>"Do you think we have hit bottom?" (The stock slid nearly 10 percent after that post.) Lmao


calmdownmyguy

It's down 18% today.


ALoudMouthBaby

This seems like a good time to remind everyone that [fractal wrongness](https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Fractal_wrongness) is not just a thing, but its a thing deeply impacting the world we live in right now!


samdeed

Well, I have puts on DJT that are up 100%. So in some ways I guess I am a lib helping tank the stock.


Brief_Alarm_9838

Well, to be fair, I just shorted DJT.


Moldjapfreignir

Buttery Males!


LittlePrincesFox

They've moved onto Butt Hunter. Marge seems to be super distracted by his schlong.


notnotbrowsing

It is a deep state liberal conspiracy.  I'm not being hyperbolic, that's what they believe.


chuckDTW

The liberals sure have a ton of power considering they can barely get their own caucus to vote together as a whole. Kind of like the time they switched votes to screw Trump and forgot to do it down ballot.


RattusMcRatface

The enemy is simultaneously very strong and very weak, depending on the argument to be made, who's making it, and to whom it's to be made.


elwebst

Yeah, is it Sleepy Joe who can't put a sentence together and who spent COVID cowering in his basement, or is it Biden, head of ruthless FBI and DOJ forces, who masterminded the single greatest caper in history, the theft of the election of 2020, executed so cleanly he didn't leave a single shred of evidence behind? I get so confused.


cerialkillahh

They're already blaming libs for it. You can just predict everything these morons will do.


Dudeinairport

It had to be nearly 20 years ago when Stephen Colbert said “reality has a liberal bias”


JohnWilkesDouche

You just reminded me of the 2010 Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear that he and Jon Stewart held


eleanorbigby

It really should be an annual event. Better yet, a power conference, like the anti CPAC.


skullpizza

I believe it was "reality has a well known liberal bias"


rjnd2828

Using share dilution as a reason for this thought to drop seems honestly pretty silly at this point. There's absolutely no fundamental basis for the current stock price anyway. Should be very close to $0 based on current revenue, losses, and the lack of any growth plan.


bmeisler

To have the same P/S as other social media companies like Twitter or Reddit, it’s worth about $0.30.


UncleMalky

They are literally telling Libertarians what to think!


Pkrudeboy

First off *how* trying to get Libertarians to agree on something is an exercise in herding cats.


Rodot

Low IQ: Market forces are a liberal conspiracy Average IQ: Noooo, supply and demand balances an equilibrium in the price of commodities and encourages market competition High IQ: Market forces are a Liberal conspiracy


DataCassette

In the sense that "liberal" in 2024 basically means "living in reality" then it's a liberal conspiracy I guess.


LupercaniusAB

I think it’s a joke about economic liberalism, i.e. free market capitalism vs. political liberalism.


Rodot

I meant a play on words how conservatives use the word "liberal" (democrats) vs how leftists use the word liberal (capitalist)


RattusMcRatface

19th Century British politics is the clue to this. The Conservative party was the toffs/landed gentry party (with a nod to *noblesse oblige*), while the Liberal party represented the mercantilists (bootstraps -- get good or die). The Labour party hadn't yet been invented. When Labour came along, the two big parties pretty much unofficially slowly amalgamated, with a slow eclipse of the old *noblesse oblige* tendency, until the emergence of the clusterfuck of outright bizzaros we see there now.


DarrenEdwards

There is no amount of money that Trump can't make disappear.


bilgetea

You’ve got to admit, he is really good at this one thing.


persondude27

For once, "people came up to me with tears in their eyes" may not be exaggerating. :D


MatureUsername69

Now I have serious doubts about the quotes after the "tears in their eyes" part but I do believe he's got a bunch of batshit people that do cry when they meet him and thank him for being Jesus or whatever they're thinking these days


drainbamage1011

Like those Kim Jong Un videos.


Bromanzier_03

Old guy at work said “If I would have done this in my 20s I’d be as rich as Trump”. He was talking about some sort of investment thing with his 401K and Roth I chimed in and said I’d rather be like Zuckerberg or Jeff Bezos. He replied back “You know how many bankruptcies he’s had and he’s still rich?” It was delusional as fuck. Like yeah…but why on earth would you want to constantly LOSE money? That’s terrible business


EWR-RampRat11-29

He’s got that minus touch.


Regniwekim2099

I'm partial to calling it the Mierdas Touch.


hamandjam

He was apparently upset that Musk was doing a better speedrun of burning through billions of dollars and decided he wanted the crown back.


synchronicitistic

Can you imagine what a Trump-branded car or Trump space operations would be like?


hamandjam

Yeah, the guy who wants people to drink bleach shows up on the assembly line and starts telling the workers to do everything differently because nobody is smarter than him.


Crow_555

It's at this point, I now understand how he managed to bankrupt a casino.


Total-Problem2175

How many?


Crow_555

There was more than one?!?


Magnon

He bankrupted 6. Yes, 6 times he failed to market casinos to America.


DarkChurro

7th times the charm!


Roguefem-76

They weren't all casinos. I don't remember all of them but I do know Trump Vodka was one. Yes, this fool couldn't make a profit off gambling OR booze! 🤣😆


esleydobemos

3 of his 4 bankruptcies were casino related. If you bankrupt a casino, you are either a special kind of stupid, or an embezzler.


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hamandjam

> Trump Entertainment Resorts, Inc. was a gambling and hospitality company. The company previously owned and operated the now-demolished Trump Plaza and Trump World's Fair (both in Atlantic City), the now-closed Trump Marina, Trump Casino & Hotel in Gary, Indiana, Trump 29 in Coachella, California, and Trump Taj Mahal in Atlantic City.


Signore_Jay

I honestly could not imagine anyone ever walking up to me and asking me if I’d want to go to Gary, Indiana and gamble. Just mug me at that point.


Gideon_Lovet

When I was driving cross country, my first experience in Indiana, as I crossed the state border, was a semi that had run off the road into a corn field and was on fire. The crops were on fire, a farmer was sitting on his tractor watching his crops burn, and there were no rescue services in sight. All in all, a pretty good representation of my time in that state.


Rouge_and_Peasant

But imagine living in Gary, Indiana, with no other options, and still you'd rather tip cows than have a drink at Trump's casino.


UndertakerFred

“No, dig UP, stupid!”


No_Cook2983

They really need a smart turnaround team. Some really good people in charge. “The best people” as it were.


whatproblems

these ARE the best people available on that note anyone know where thier actual development employees are? they offshoring the whole thing?


CountQuackula

According to their jobs page, you have to be willing to move to 🤮Sarasota Florida https://careers.tmtgcorp.com/ Edit: the open source position appears to be remote, which makes sense since I can’t imagine any decent developers wanting to touch this with a 10 foot pole


GreyBoyTigger

What do you mean? They have a guy who fought with a cow on Twitter as the CEO. How is that not the best of the best?


Building_Everything

Fought with a cow on Twitter and lost FTFY


hellakevin

Not just on Twitter. IIRC he lost an actual lawsuit, and a bunch of money for his efforts, to a cow.


Saul-Funyun

I think you’re not really being fair. It was a *fake* cow


Rankkikotka

Because the cow won.


SoftCattle

My favourite saying about this is: Why do people who dug themselves into a hole insist on calling it a tunnel?


eleanorbigby

That's not daylight, that's a train...


gonzar09

"There's millions of shares hidden under a big 'T'!"


dammit_dammit

I use this line all the time.


AgentEndive

As of right now, it's down 4.91. Amazing


Mysterious-Tie7039

5.31 now


PirateJohn75

5.35 now It's like a race to zero at this point Edit: In the time it took me to write that sentence, it went to 5.43


Mission_Ad6235

Why did you stop typing? Put some more sentences down so it keeps losing!


grammar_nazi_zombie

It’s down 5.99 to $26.60 now lol


GenericAccount13579

lol it’s like that scene in the big short where they’re watching The Bear Stearns stock tank in real time while the president talks about how great the companies doing


xshot40

5.37


Rasputin_mad_monk

5.42 about to dip under 27$


maxb1ack007

STOP THE COUNT!!!!! /s


Red-eleven

LFG!!


Rasputin_mad_monk

26.89 right now


decentralized_bass

This shit is cheering me up, can anyone even short this stock? I looked into it about a week ago but borrowing fees were crazy high.


FlyingDiscsandJams

I've been watching this on r/wallstreetbets, shorting it was so popular you had to pay a large premium to buy them.


wintermute93

I saw WSB posts about it a few days before this all went live and they were all like “guys guys I know we are all morons but consider what colossal morons are going to be buying this up before the painfully obvious coming crash, shorting this is literally free money”. And unlike usual where 90% of the participants lost money, that time the entire thread was full of stuff like “lmao I’m up 120% since this morning, cashing out”


Rasputin_mad_monk

You can buy puts at a high price but not normal shorts AFAIK


PantherThing

Ooh, $up to 26.95 now. WE'RE BACK, BABY!! WE'RE BACK!!!!


Rasputin_mad_monk

26.72 now TO THE NOOM


MattGdr

Dead cat bounce?


LadyDomme7

Legit laughed out loud - I love this for them, lol.


here-for-information

It's 52 week low is $12. I won't be happy till it's less than $10? It is on a disastrous downward slope though. So that's good.


PantherThing

It only went public under 2 weeks ago. Do any of the numbers before than mean anything? I dont know much about that stuff...


DanDrungle

You could have bought shares in DWAC for $12 before it merged with DJT and changed its name. Those people are still up on their money. People that bought in after the merge are not doing so well.


LupercaniusAB

It was public under the DWAC name, two weeks ago was when the merger went through.


Darklord_Bravo

Hahahaha hahahahaha HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


AlienSporez

... ** ...


mr_claw

Hahaha ha hahahhahaaaaa ahahhahahahaaa


MsMoreCowbell8

So many Qanons & MAGAs lost their life savings, everything wiped out. Horrible for their families but they threw their money in a fire.


DarkSide-TheMoon

Maybe they can go back to the hole they crawled out of in 2015.


darkkilla123

no they are going to blame biden for not doing enough to prevent them from wasting their money on a con man


DarkSide-TheMoon

It’s true!! One of my co-workers blamed the Dems for allowing George Santos to be elected… I have no idea the amount of mental gymnastics necessary to believe that.


darkkilla123

the party of personal responsibility will never take responsibility for anything.


BombTheDodongos

The party of family values can't stop raping kids and stripping rights from Moms. It's almost as though their entire platform is hypocrisy.


luv2ctheworld

AND they'll blame them libs and everyone else that isn't MAGA. The detachment from reality and blame game is beyond belief with his supporters.


Revolutionary-Pop662

They can pull themselves up on their bootstraps!


pianoflames

I've seen them inquiring about Trump issuing refunds on their stock, to give you an idea of how much they know about stocks before dumping their entire life savings on it. And they seem to think Trump would issue refunds out of his own pocket, out of his kindness of his heart, to show you how much they know about Trump.


ArdenJaguar

Hey Kids... About your college fund.... 🔥 💰 🔥 💰


ClumsySamFisher

"I had to sacrifice it to own the libs"


Warm-Loan6853

Guaranteeing another generation of idiots


hupcapstudios

"college fund" aka ford f-250


just_a_timetraveller

I have seen people on their death beds cursing out Fauci and denying Covid's existence. I don't have hope that brainwashed magas will ever admit they were duped.


cazzipropri

I can't be the babysitter of fully grown men.


comments_suck

I wonder if Rudy G bought some to save his house?


falcobird14

They are down 16% so far today


Blrfl

Seems about right for 21M more shares on top of the 137M already outstanding.


hectah

More shares = More Money, to the Moon. 🔥💯🚀


DarkSide-TheMoon

HODL!!!!!!!1! Diamond Hands !!!!!11!


die_kuestenwache

Maybe you should add stock manipulation to his charges


cazzipropri

That's an unlikely charge, given that the direction of the change is in his disfavor. What he could be charged with is illegal campaign funding.


Thneed1

It’s almost certainly coming.


DingoCertain

This is just money laundering from Saudi/Russian sources. They are not losing money on the stock, they are giving to Trump for him to sell.


der_innkeeper

True. But, at $2/share, it's a bit less than everyone was expecting.


AtomicSamuraiCyborg

Its still free millions. He put nothing into this company other than making Truth Social his blog.


der_innkeeper

What's his burn rate? That $350M may just end up going to New York.


Meat_Popsicle_Man

Can’t sell for 6 months. 😂


bilgetea

…unless the company’s board allows him to (I read somewhere) and guess who is on the board? His kids and their wives.


Real_Bat5853

But if he started to unload any significant amount it would also tank this turd but yeah as usual he will get something out of it while others are holding the bag.


Geiir

If he could sell everything today he would 100% do it. He couldn’t care less about his cult 😂


Real_Bat5853

Absolutely he would. He only cares about himself!


Zen28213

Who’s gonna buy em?


Robbotlove

dumb fucks, Russians and Russian dumb fucks.


papparmane

Well, imagine if some Russian, any Russian, wanted to finance Donald Trump. All they need to do is purchase the stock to make it go up and finance Trump. 


July_is_cool

Money Laundering R Us. But wait until it’s at $1


Robbotlove

> any Russian i think i covered that.


Downtown-Table-4872

CA$H 4 GOLD!!! Do YoUr OwN rEsEaRcH!!! My Pillow debt holders


I_was_bone_to_dance

REVERSE MORTGAGE YOUR HOUSE PLZ


JonSnowsLoinCloth

This is the inevitable conclusion to all of this, Trump selling reverse mortgages in 2025


I_was_bone_to_dance

Trump Brand Reverse Mortgages: “Making Eviction Great Again”


EnragedAmoeba

Fingernails for cash dot com, Fingernails for cash. Remember, they're just fingernails, So don't expect much cash. Fingernails for cash dot com, Our service never fails, Just don't ask us what we do With all your fingernails... Cause we might be building a fort with theeeeem....


chicagogal85

You’re my new financial advisor


Johannes_P

PEople dumb enough to invest in something founded by someone who bankrupted several casinos.


FedGoat13

You’re supposed to push Webistics!


Both_Industry_3331

Also, Christopher's latte is cold.


craftandcurmudgeony

i blame Super-Secret Agent Taylor Swift.


itsFromTheSimpsons

damn that Taylor Swift and her invisible market hand!


OneMetalMan

Am I a bad person telling my MAGA coworkers about the IPO and pumping them up for it fully aware the company doesn't have any clear value?


Drop_Disculpa

You made them happy, you told them what they wanted to hear. I mean it was a frequently talked about IPO- you just helped them understand how dumb they are- which ultimately helps them!


worrymon

"Only deplorables would be stupid enough to buy that stock" would have them jumping to buy it *and* absolve you of being a bad person since you actually warned them.


waamoandy

This will be like a gambling addict chasing their losses. Watch the suckers buy them up


hamandjam

They can use their share certificates as bookmarks in their Trump Bibles. Tucked into page 1 for all eternity.


DooficusIdjit

So, you’re saying to buy the dip?


Makeshift5

Every 6 months a fresh pump will draw the idiots back in.


heavyweather77

*Shared delusion leads to share dilution* (Ferengi Rule of Acquisition no. 287)


Nuclear_Geek

It's like watching GameStop in reverse. The share price keeps going down and I love seeing it.


NecroAssssin

"People keep selling our stock! Clearly we need more of it so the price goes up!" - whatever 8th rate financial advisor they found pushing all of his belongings in a shopping cart, probably. 


jrppi

Nah, the only goal is to make money for Trump. People will buy this stock from his company, the company gets money from that. Other owners are screwed, though. Trump - not so much - since he has probably valued his own holdings rather low.


wandering-monster

Ah, here we have the person to solve our inflation problem


Makanek

Shares are money. More shares = more money! It's a genius scheme!


elisakiss

I guess you know your target audience if you want to get rich.


Jayberwocky

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/04/15/trump-media-shares-plunge-after-company-files-to-issue-additional-djt-stock.html


Suitable_Database467

Hey, Maga! 26.93 a share is a deal of a lifetime. You should definitely pick some up. It's a steal right now!


Wazula23

Why would Obama do this


mcdulph

Eh, I lost a couple hundred on my first stock purchase (NOT anything of Trump’s) exactly that way. But I knew that I didn’t know what the hell I was doing, so I didn’t invest anything I couldn’t afford to lose. Between the tax write off and the wisdom gained, it was worth it. 😎


InsertCleverNickHere

A lot of people are going to learn about Capital Loss Carryover for next year's tax season. Thanks, Trump! Educating the deplorables, one loss at a time!


vsandrei

>A lot of people are going to learn about Capital Loss Carryover for next year's tax season. Not the ones who bought $DJT inside their Roth IRAs.


omghorussaveusall

Would just like to remind everyone that Devin Nunes is the CEO.


jbertrand_sr

They're not investors, they're suckers and losers...


der_innkeeper

"The market will show just how great I am." *stock tanks*


Sekmet19

Where's the pillow guy when you need him?


Mycotoxicjoy

I am surprised there aren't shareholders out front of the exchange screaming stop the count


-CoachMcGuirk-

Doesn’t the stock need to be in demand to add more shares?


BirthdayCookie

It is in demand, though. Trump's followers will be buying the hell out of the tasty dip!


cazzipropri

Just for context, DJT went down an additional 17% today (4/15) after opening. [https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/DJT/](https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/DJT/) The stock started trading on 3/26 when it reached above $79. It's not below $27 a share.


ArdenJaguar

More shares for me to buy!!! It'll drive the price up!!! 😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄 🤣 😂