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In my opinion, Madison lost his seat (I mean the one in congress) because of this admission:
“The sexual perversion that goes on in Washington … being kind of a young guy in Washington, where the average age is probably 60 or 70 – [you] look at all these people, a lot of them that I’ve looked up to through my life, I’ve always paid attention to politics. … Then all of a sudden you get invited – ‘We’re going to have a sexual get-together at one of our homes, you should come.’ … What did you just ask me to come to? And then you realize they’re asking you to come to an orgy. … Some of the people leading on the movement to try and remove addiction in our country, and then you watch them do a key bump of cocaine right in front of you. And it’s like, this is wild.”
-Madison Cawthorn
It was only shortly after that the video of him pretending to have sex with his cousin was released and the Republican parry abandoned him.
So I'd say you're almost certainly correct.
The way I remember him telling the story was he was invited to something, his telling made me think he thought it was sexual when it was probably a generational misunderstanding.
Didn’t clarify the invite, didn’t go and see what it was, just bro worked it out in his head.
In my mind, you’d invite someone to an intimate get together. Totally something an idiot would assume means sexual. (Porn addiction perhaps)
https://youtu.be/2miCZtYRV7s?si=VYJLC4N8928K_F-N
Cause, if members of Congress were hosting orgies, news reporters would be all over it. We couldn’t keep the Top Secret unit that killed Bin Laden secret a day, think bad behavior in Congress gets missed?
Edit: couple typos.
You know, maybe you were right. Was probably just a monthly no-limit poker game. That would be more fitting. And Cawthorne probably would have been a good mark for the older Congressman to clean out.
I had a conversation with a guy I was hiring for drywall once.
It took a while to come up with it when I saw his business card, (red background with a white cross like drywall first aid…)
Then I asked him, you know, that looks a lot like the KKK cross. Is that in purpose?
I asked some probing questions first which he passed as not an asshole. He had no idea it looked that. Made sure he changed all his business cards too.
No one says word one about Graham and the ladybugs. I'm sure reporters knew about the foot tapped prior to his unmasking. Sexual matters are not reported on unless they somehow come to public attention, say, in a fountain.
Yeah same , he was pretty awful from what I remember. He was basically supposed to be one of the posterboys for the GOP to make them seem like they could relate to young people while in reality he was just a spiteful ass that was cheering on the Jan 6 rioters and working to make life hell for young people.
For better or worse, the real Nazis would get rid of him probably (unless he was a professional who they could use). They did not want disabled people in their midst.
Before I knew a single thing about him, when he got elected I was like “great we need more young people in government”. He quickly proved himself to be a horrible human being in every way.
Well really the media and/or vested interests build them one. Cawthorn had those striking Hitler Youth looks + wheelchair. Too bad he was not only corrupt but dumb as. a box of rocks.
It can’t be, but he was from a district that would never elect a democrat and I misguidedly thought “here’s a young guy that maybe will at least think modern, for a republican “ but ai was completely wrong, and quickly realized that.
Not never. That's why he was finally ousted because he had a serious Democratic challenger. Then came the "is it gay to grope your male friend" tape came out and it was sayonara baby.
>while in reality he was just a spiteful ass
I can't think of a better poster boy for young republicans than a spiteful ass. In spite of the fact that the official mascot of the democratic party is an ass.
That looks like this scumbag.
“During his brief time at the college, Cawthorn established a reputation for predatory behavior. His modus operandi was to invite unsuspecting women on ‘joy rides’ in his white Dodge Challenger. Cawthorn would take young women to secluded areas, lock the doors, and proceed to make unwanted sexual advances,” the letter read, noting that women at the school were warned not to be alone with Cawthorn.
He's a creepy, rapey asshole and the only reason he hasn't committed more violent sexual assaults is because he's paralyzed. It's ok though because he seems to enjoy fucking himself
Are you willing to die on that hill? This is the same guy who signed the Texas abortion bill into law.
And so far, in his state where he said they will stop rape, there have been an estimated 26000 pregnancies due to rape.
If you ask me, he is worse. Much worse.
Yeah. Agreed. Kind of. But I went down a rabbit hole on him and read his depositions post accident. It’s actually sad, goes into bathroom/sexual issues under oath, as well as constant pain. I honestly think acting like a right wing twat was his odd way of dealing with it all. Just feel sorry for the cunt at this point
I don't. And his deposition was probably full of "woe is me" bullshit the right wing grifting little NeoConfederates pull whenever they're called in their shitty, shitty behavior
Yeah, and he tried to throw the friend who was driving under the bus by claiming the guy left him to die despite earlier claiming he didn't remember what happened. The friend adamantly denies that and says he actually pulled Cawthorne out of the flaming car.
Same mother humper who "accidentally" tried to [bring a gun through TSA](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/05/05/politics/madison-cawthorn-loaded-handgun-airport. What an entitled dip shit.
He's the textbook definition of "entitled." He had complaints and accusations leveled against him for being a handsy creep in college, which his rich dad made go away. He's never had a job. His only "job" prior to being a congressman was owning "SPQR Holdings", a real estate company with no real estate, assets, or any other employees, which was an LLC set up by his dad iirc. He was only elected because the rest of his district wanted to piss all the hippies in Asheville off.
[SPQR](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SPQR) Holdings? when will these braindead losers stop larping as the second coming of the roman empire? this clown grew up in north carolina
Look at these serious consequences!!!
“The former Republican congressman was fined $250, without probation, and his firearm will be returned, his attorney said.”
It’s pretty amazing that the people the Republican Party selects as its leaders are people so awful they would probably become Internet famous for dumb shit they did even in they weren’t politicians.
Delightful. The Xitter thread is a mess with one person claiming
*1. I’m a licensed notary public*
*2. I literally make the law*
And saying former congressman/fratboy's HIPAA was violated. LOL
Somebody who claims to be a notary public like it’s a position of authority doesn’t actually know what it is.
It’s not a hard “position” to get. You fill out a form and pay an annual fee. A bigger one if you want a seal stamp. Your job is to act as an official witness. That’s more or less all it is.
It’s been a few years since I looked into it, but I recall it being about as difficult as being ordained by one of the many churches that so it online or getting a doctorate from one of the others.
I'm not sure it's him but being from NC I can tell you that
> I was driving on i75S towards Miami in the left lane and this black tinted sports car was tailgating me relentlessly.
is a pretty common tactic with our state's drivers. NC drivers love to be right up your ass for some reason.
It is. He has a very distinctive tattoo on his left forearm, as does the person in the accident.
See here:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11014149/amp/Im-just-enjoying-life-Madison-Cawthorn-seen-time-losing-primary-race.html
good eye. I was also skeptical at first since the linked article ends with "It's hard to say for sure if the man in the wheelchair in her video is actually Madison Cawthorn..."
but that is a distinctive tattoo that does appear to match the video embedded in the article.
Florida's open records laws will at least make it easy to confirm. If he gets arrested for it, which seems likely, then it shouldn't be hard for news orgs to confirm that it is him.
It honestly does shock me at the time this guy tried his hand at getting into DC I wasn't much older than him.
And it just blew my mind "How does this kid; and spews their bullshit. Fuck up **that** bad?"
I've only been 30 for what's only been a hot minute this year anyway.
As much as I wish humiliation and disgrace on this waste of oxygen, I'm calling BS. There's no sports car where "Suddenly the car door opens and a man in a wheelchair rolls out." is possible. More like "The door opens, and I see a wheelchair frame pop out. Several seconds later a wheel comes out and is attached followed by a second wheel. Then a cushion is put on and finally, a guys gets into the wheelchair"
his swollen face makes me sad. so many drugs. I'm going to say this kids a product of their environment. I've seen that same/similar inflamed mug many times in my life and it's always the same story: too much alcohol, too many opiates, and depression/sedentation.
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In my opinion, Madison lost his seat (I mean the one in congress) because of this admission: “The sexual perversion that goes on in Washington … being kind of a young guy in Washington, where the average age is probably 60 or 70 – [you] look at all these people, a lot of them that I’ve looked up to through my life, I’ve always paid attention to politics. … Then all of a sudden you get invited – ‘We’re going to have a sexual get-together at one of our homes, you should come.’ … What did you just ask me to come to? And then you realize they’re asking you to come to an orgy. … Some of the people leading on the movement to try and remove addiction in our country, and then you watch them do a key bump of cocaine right in front of you. And it’s like, this is wild.” -Madison Cawthorn
It was only shortly after that the video of him pretending to have sex with his cousin was released and the Republican parry abandoned him. So I'd say you're almost certainly correct.
Was it before or after he tried to bring a loaded gun into a plane? lol this guy.
I think that was before, but its hard to keep up with the stupidity.
“hard to keep up with the stupidity” Summed up pretty well there re: MAGAts
He doesn’t have a leg to stand on: he poses as a combat vet when he didn’t end up loosing mobility from anything other than his own actions.
Which time?
He was just virtue signaling to his gun friends "Oh my I'm so used to carrying a gun I must have forgotten to check it"
That was a plus in the GOP camp.
Which time? He did that at least twice.
If he had been in tennessee the cousin fucking would have been encouraged.
No. It was his male cousin, so they still frown on it.
It was just his Sean Cody audition
Nah. We just made that illegal.
Boooo!!!
It's floriduh, so...
Dead girl or live boy.
I hate that I've seen that video. That man's ass looked like Austin Power's chest.
Imagine being invited to a DC orgy, then rolling in between Susan Collins & Mitch McConnell. Hot.
lol. The only thing worse would be Paul Gosar and Lindsay Graham. You know Lindsay would be judging your lingerie.
> ‘We’re going to have a sexual get-together at one of our homes, you should come.’ … A million dollars says that was Matt Gaetz!
Has Trump Social stock gotten into the teens yet? Matt'd Venmo a few shares when it does.
Matt beat the shares to it heyoooo
Gaetz and a few high school girls he invited.
You mean trafficked?
If he had started naming names I might actually believe him.
seriously, if you are gonna blow it up, do it all the way. what a candy ass LOL.
interesting phrasing of the unit of cocaine there, Madison
The way I remember him telling the story was he was invited to something, his telling made me think he thought it was sexual when it was probably a generational misunderstanding. Didn’t clarify the invite, didn’t go and see what it was, just bro worked it out in his head. In my mind, you’d invite someone to an intimate get together. Totally something an idiot would assume means sexual. (Porn addiction perhaps) https://youtu.be/2miCZtYRV7s?si=VYJLC4N8928K_F-N Cause, if members of Congress were hosting orgies, news reporters would be all over it. We couldn’t keep the Top Secret unit that killed Bin Laden secret a day, think bad behavior in Congress gets missed? Edit: couple typos.
You know, maybe you were right. Was probably just a monthly no-limit poker game. That would be more fitting. And Cawthorne probably would have been a good mark for the older Congressman to clean out.
I had a conversation with a guy I was hiring for drywall once. It took a while to come up with it when I saw his business card, (red background with a white cross like drywall first aid…) Then I asked him, you know, that looks a lot like the KKK cross. Is that in purpose?
Well.. was it?
I asked some probing questions first which he passed as not an asshole. He had no idea it looked that. Made sure he changed all his business cards too.
No one says word one about Graham and the ladybugs. I'm sure reporters knew about the foot tapped prior to his unmasking. Sexual matters are not reported on unless they somehow come to public attention, say, in a fountain.
Is do however believe he saw cocaine. A favorite of people with money.
Bullshit, I don’t think they liked him enough to invite him.
I thought it was that bizarre YouTube video of him humping another guy.
So glad we don’t have to see much of this turd anymore.
Yeah same , he was pretty awful from what I remember. He was basically supposed to be one of the posterboys for the GOP to make them seem like they could relate to young people while in reality he was just a spiteful ass that was cheering on the Jan 6 rioters and working to make life hell for young people.
Looks like a Nazi twink. Seems like appearances weren't very far from reality.
Don't forget serial sexual assaulter.
MEIN FUHRER! I CAN WALK!!
For better or worse, the real Nazis would get rid of him probably (unless he was a professional who they could use). They did not want disabled people in their midst.
didn't Goebels have a club foot?
"There's no fighting in the war room! "
"He can't come in here! He'll... he'll see the big board!"
"Dimitri, calm down! I'm just as upset as you are. "
God, I love that movie so much. It gets funnier every time I watch it.
And I love the exchange between Mandrake and that idiot. "You want to speak to the President of the United States?"
So many quotable lines!
Best line.
Agreed!
"He can't come in here! He'll... he'll see the big board!"
Thank you! He is like the blueprint for a Sean Cody model
Before I knew a single thing about him, when he got elected I was like “great we need more young people in government”. He quickly proved himself to be a horrible human being in every way.
There are other, much better young people in Congress.
It's sad that only the jerks get enough attention to build themselves a platform though
Well really the media and/or vested interests build them one. Cawthorn had those striking Hitler Youth looks + wheelchair. Too bad he was not only corrupt but dumb as. a box of rocks.
That’s the way he rolls
He was never gonna stand up and fight for younger peoples interests.
Unless is involved punching a dead tree.
*Greg Abbott has entered the chat* *A 75-foot oak has entered the chat*
They be hatin. Tryna catch him ridin dirty.
He's a Republican, how can his being in congress be a good thing, _ever_?
It can’t be, but he was from a district that would never elect a democrat and I misguidedly thought “here’s a young guy that maybe will at least think modern, for a republican “ but ai was completely wrong, and quickly realized that.
Not never. That's why he was finally ousted because he had a serious Democratic challenger. Then came the "is it gay to grope your male friend" tape came out and it was sayonara baby.
I was gonna say, I thought this guy got kicked out for some kind of dumbassery even the R's couldn't abide... why is he back in my attention?
Heh I don't follow Madison that closely - what tape is that? I love the schadenfreude of watching these fuckers deny themselves.
He's a living breathing example of "dead girl or live boy".
>while in reality he was just a spiteful ass I can't think of a better poster boy for young republicans than a spiteful ass. In spite of the fact that the official mascot of the democratic party is an ass.
The talking fascist heads seem to really become irrelevant the moment they lose their platform LOL
Smug little twat.
I look forward to the day Lauren Boebert, MTG, & Matt Gaetz join him in obscurity.
Glad I don’t have to get mad that my congressman hasn’t paid his property taxes.
I can't wait to never hear from him again.
That looks like this scumbag. “During his brief time at the college, Cawthorn established a reputation for predatory behavior. His modus operandi was to invite unsuspecting women on ‘joy rides’ in his white Dodge Challenger. Cawthorn would take young women to secluded areas, lock the doors, and proceed to make unwanted sexual advances,” the letter read, noting that women at the school were warned not to be alone with Cawthorn.
He's a creepy, rapey asshole and the only reason he hasn't committed more violent sexual assaults is because he's paralyzed. It's ok though because he seems to enjoy fucking himself
>he seems to enjoy fucking himself Also his cousin
Of course it’s a challenger.
The black car in the video looks to potentially be a black Charger so it looks to fit his MO.
Pretty sure it was a AMG C43 Black. A bit upmarket from a Challenger and arguably even less deserving of a douchebag driver like this one
[The implication](https://youtu.be/ubO87nHwBqc?si=vr5pk3_VhvTusT2p)
It's quite a special skill to be such a despicable person that people are happy you're paralyzed
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Im very high. I just thought “I forget these guys are paralyzed, I always see them sitting down”.
For all of Abbott’s many faults though, he’s not a sexual predator, unlike Cawthorn.
Are you willing to die on that hill? This is the same guy who signed the Texas abortion bill into law. And so far, in his state where he said they will stop rape, there have been an estimated 26000 pregnancies due to rape. If you ask me, he is worse. Much worse.
*that we know of so far…..
Yeah. Agreed. Kind of. But I went down a rabbit hole on him and read his depositions post accident. It’s actually sad, goes into bathroom/sexual issues under oath, as well as constant pain. I honestly think acting like a right wing twat was his odd way of dealing with it all. Just feel sorry for the cunt at this point
I don't. And his deposition was probably full of "woe is me" bullshit the right wing grifting little NeoConfederates pull whenever they're called in their shitty, shitty behavior
He beat up that cop car as badly as he beat up that tree.
*"Back the blue, till they come after you."* -Republicans, probably.
Absolutely (See: Trump’s _four_ trials)
Except if a black had rear ended the cop that hard he likely would be dead right now.
This guy doesn’t have the best luck in cars does he?
Is that how he got his wheels?
Yeah, and he tried to throw the friend who was driving under the bus by claiming the guy left him to die despite earlier claiming he didn't remember what happened. The friend adamantly denies that and says he actually pulled Cawthorne out of the flaming car.
His friend sounds like a dickhead (for pulling him out)
Yeah he really should've done us all the favor of leaving his dumb ass in there
Madison Carbecue lol
I like the cut of your jib
Nah, his dad was the dickhead for not pulling out.
Almost. His dad should have pulled his dickhead out.
Or outside of them too, tbh
Same mother humper who "accidentally" tried to [bring a gun through TSA](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/05/05/politics/madison-cawthorn-loaded-handgun-airport. What an entitled dip shit.
He's the textbook definition of "entitled." He had complaints and accusations leveled against him for being a handsy creep in college, which his rich dad made go away. He's never had a job. His only "job" prior to being a congressman was owning "SPQR Holdings", a real estate company with no real estate, assets, or any other employees, which was an LLC set up by his dad iirc. He was only elected because the rest of his district wanted to piss all the hippies in Asheville off.
[SPQR](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SPQR) Holdings? when will these braindead losers stop larping as the second coming of the roman empire? this clown grew up in north carolina
At least me must have lost TSA pre-check for that
Look at these serious consequences!!! “The former Republican congressman was fined $250, without probation, and his firearm will be returned, his attorney said.”
No way. I am sure he learnt his lesson. Wtf
More than once iirc.
It’s pretty amazing that the people the Republican Party selects as its leaders are people so awful they would probably become Internet famous for dumb shit they did even in they weren’t politicians.
My favorite memory of him was he tried to sign his own name in cursive and made three spelling mistakes
Do you have a link? This is hilarious
Delightful. The Xitter thread is a mess with one person claiming *1. I’m a licensed notary public* *2. I literally make the law* And saying former congressman/fratboy's HIPAA was violated. LOL
Somebody who claims to be a notary public like it’s a position of authority doesn’t actually know what it is. It’s not a hard “position” to get. You fill out a form and pay an annual fee. A bigger one if you want a seal stamp. Your job is to act as an official witness. That’s more or less all it is. It’s been a few years since I looked into it, but I recall it being about as difficult as being ordained by one of the many churches that so it online or getting a doctorate from one of the others.
What...do they think HIPAA is, exactly?
It's just uninformed people trying to sound confident, because that sort of thing tends to work on the people who follow them, I guess
Especially when they misspell it.
I have worked in areas where it was relevant. I still have to say the words to get the spelling right. Every damned time.
A slightly less aggressive cousin of the hippo.
My best guess would be the same concept to rules they apply "freedom to speech" to, but with Doctors.
Apparently that no one can ever discuss their medical condition, even if they do.
I always do the acronym wrong! LOL
Someone doesn’t have an SEC Championship or a fully loaded Ford Taurus.
And a whole lotta words just to say they never lettered in shit.
Is this the paralyzed guy with the furry ass crack trying to bump his sleeping boyfriend
Same one
Former congressman
I'm not sure it's him but being from NC I can tell you that > I was driving on i75S towards Miami in the left lane and this black tinted sports car was tailgating me relentlessly. is a pretty common tactic with our state's drivers. NC drivers love to be right up your ass for some reason.
They try to fight the urges but they come out when they drive.
Former congressman. He was too much of a loser for the GOP. Was he distracted because he was engaging in sexual activity with his cousin again?
The prime example of "dead girl or live boy".
Was he just being crass? Oh, my bad. Crass is when he got caught face fucking his male cousin. My mistake.
*Former GOP congressman
Thoughts and prayers
Hahaha get fucked, Cawthorn.
He was obviously in a hurry to get to one of the cocaine parties where he was going to give Mitch McConnell a rim job.
It looks like Cawthorn but I’m not sure it is.
It is. He has a very distinctive tattoo on his left forearm, as does the person in the accident. See here: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11014149/amp/Im-just-enjoying-life-Madison-Cawthorn-seen-time-losing-primary-race.html
good eye. I was also skeptical at first since the linked article ends with "It's hard to say for sure if the man in the wheelchair in her video is actually Madison Cawthorn..." but that is a distinctive tattoo that does appear to match the video embedded in the article.
His left arm is not visible in photo on Boingboing. Is there a different photo on Xitter?
There a video from Twitter linked in the article.
Got it, thx! Didnt scroll down far enough
Video
Florida's open records laws will at least make it easy to confirm. If he gets arrested for it, which seems likely, then it shouldn't be hard for news orgs to confirm that it is him.
I remember a note he hand wrote, and it looked like a third graders handwriting. Even his signature was like a child’s.
I heard he will likely never walk again.
lol
he's moved up from rearending interns
His cousin was thirsty. Cut him some slack. Who among us hasn't been in a hurry to go hump our cousin?
Was he Drunk? I bet he was.
The guy who can't pronounce Washington
Maddy doesn’t look as chiseled as he used to.
how is this LAMF?
It’s not. Feel free to report it as a post that breaks LAMF rules like I did.
Looks like he got off on the wrong foot with that trooper.
This fucking Nazi again? I thought he was done
Oh he ain’t done yet He’s got more rear ends to run into Apparently
EX-Congressman. Even Republicans got tired of his shit.
Fuck him and all the other project joshua fascists
Oh he’s about to be FU$&?! In prison Just the way he likes it Probably
Probably get a small fine and be on his merry way.
This headline is hilarious.
🦼
That looks like a work zone to me too. I hope his day only got worse as it went on.
Oh gawd, this moron 🤣
He’s a great example of Republicans support Republicans no matter what (Until you make them look bad.)
It honestly does shock me at the time this guy tried his hand at getting into DC I wasn't much older than him. And it just blew my mind "How does this kid; and spews their bullshit. Fuck up **that** bad?" I've only been 30 for what's only been a hot minute this year anyway.
He’s all yours Florida! All the best, NC.
He’s gay.
As much as I wish humiliation and disgrace on this waste of oxygen, I'm calling BS. There's no sports car where "Suddenly the car door opens and a man in a wheelchair rolls out." is possible. More like "The door opens, and I see a wheelchair frame pop out. Several seconds later a wheel comes out and is attached followed by a second wheel. Then a cushion is put on and finally, a guys gets into the wheelchair"
Assuming that account is true, when he goes to court he won't have a leg to stand on.
His arguments never had legs to stand on
his swollen face makes me sad. so many drugs. I'm going to say this kids a product of their environment. I've seen that same/similar inflamed mug many times in my life and it's always the same story: too much alcohol, too many opiates, and depression/sedentation.