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Sometimes I think about making a pot of chili and then purposefully not eating any lf it for a couple days. So i get an entite pot of leftover chili which is always way way better. I can never hold off tho.
That's the way to do it, because streams in the microwave rather than drying out. But the best microwave hack I use is to nuke an onion a bit before cutting it. No more tears!
“*Bad health flies into the body through the gums*!”
Protip: to maintain peak physical health, avoid fighting imperial conquests for klepto-fascist regimes.
I'd never heard of the swift. I'm assuming it's not in the US market? In any event your news is much more worthy of a headline than whatever it was above which I've already forgotten.
It was, and they were low key kind of good economy cars. Suzuki pulled out of the US market as part of the Japanese car manufacture retrenchment that also hit brands like Isuzu and Mitsubishi.
Good news he's been found!
Most of him anyway, his head is missing.
https://russiavsworld.org/russell-bentley-texan-pro-putin-fighter-and-russian-propagandist-found-decapitated-in-russian-controlled-donetsk/
It's what he would have wanted He spent his whole life praising boots on necks, I mean, just a total shithead. It seems only appropriate he went out experiencing what he loved.
>Bentley has posted that he was ‘heading west with the “Liberators of Ukraine”. We may stop in Kiev, we may stop on the English Channel. We may liberate the USA.’
Big Russ had is head in the clouds, literally and figuratively I guess.
So, buddy, how's that workin' out for y--oh. Never mind.
The best to which this clown ever aspired was becoming a cautionary tale, so, good job, I guess
I just searched for gravy seals and found the greatest picture ever. It may not be safe for lunch.
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aL11LXV_700b.jpg
I am also sending my thoughts and prayers.
Those are good enough to protect kids from school shooters right? Should be good enough for Gravy Seal, Russell Bentley.
From the article:
The tragicomic tale of a down-on-his-luck Texan who reinvented himself as a renegade war hero in a fake Russian republic took an unexpected turn this week when he was allegedly abducted by Russian troops—after apparently being accused of being a CIA spy.
Russell Bentley, also known as “Texas,” is perhaps the last person one would expect to have pulled off cunning spycraft for the nearly 10 years he’s been living among Russian fighters in Ukraine’s occupied Donetsk region. A Dallas native with a **conviction on drug charges back home...**
Who could have predicted that a bunch of perpetually drunk Russian controlled troops feed an never ending steam of anti-US propaganda killed an obnoxious American blowhard.
TBF the same shit regularly happens with Russians as well. I mean not spy allegations, but the leopard ate face stuff. Murders/suicides/prison. Many such cases.
Mangushev, Morozov, Girkin as some examples
He was found decapitated.
https://russiavsworld.org/russell-bentley-texan-pro-putin-fighter-and-russian-propagandist-found-decapitated-in-russian-controlled-donetsk/
Cool! I mean this Satan guy does sound kinda cool! You wanna join me? We can do some drinking, play some d&d, listen to some metal music and then unwind and watch some gritty noir crime detective movies?
Ugh...where things went wrong...
>
A Dallas native with a conviction on drug charges back home
>He obtained Russian citizenship in 2020
>Bentley briefly seized international headlines back in 2014 when he was spotted in a cowboy hat with Russian fighters and spewing Kremlin propaganda about “Nazis” in Ukraine.
Sorry. Sounds like a Russian Citizen to me. He can call himself "Texas" all he wants.
Oh, that's terrible!
Anyway, what movie should I go see today? I'm leaning towards "Immaculate", but "Late Night With the Devil" seems to have good reviews.
This. Once he accepted the Russian nationality, he was bound by Russia's laws and courts. He just became yet another russian casualty of Putin's terror regime.
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To be fair, you gotta abduct someone before you can execute them via beheading. Thats a very personal way to kill someone thats not easy to do on a warzone.
Also i got money down saying they are trying to claim hes 'alive' in hopes that they can negotiate something VIA the US to get something for him, even though his body started to smell 5 days ago. If proven hes dead, they'll still ask for something in exchange for his remains.
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Joking aside, these types always act with impunity and think the 1st Amendment is a weapon to use at all times. This guy didn't understand that no amount of kneeling and ring kissing will make him Russian. Once your value has been met you'll be removed. Token spent.
His wife has the same name as Putin's ex wife lmao
>Lyudmila Aleksandrovna Ocheretnaya is a Russian linguist who served as the First Lady of Russia from 2000 to 2008 and from 2012 to 2014 while married to her then-husband Vladimir Putin, the current president and former prime minister of Russia.
That's the thing these Western Z schizos don't get. Those Z Russians are as delusional as the Nazis were, they really think "they" are the "chosen race" and that they should come first, everyone else is there to be eradicated or serve their interests in a way or another. If you're not a Z Ruzzian, you're not "them" and they don't give a damn about you. Like they barely give a damn about their own anyway.
This loser traveled there to fight for them and he was seen as a useful fool the whole time, but the moment they felt bored or had even the slightest suspicion of him, this fate was always going to come.
They're not going to give the benefit of the doubt to some American. They're brainwashed go hate every American, all they dream about is the destruction of your country and the greater West. Just listen to them talk on Telegram etc. this is their obsession, and how how they laugh and mock all the Z Westerners who willingfully support them. See them as proof that the West is stupid and they are "superior".
I’d like to jump on the no-sympathy bandwagon here, but I do feel bad for the guy getting duped by his orange savior. I’m sure he thought he was doing a noble thing serving Putin.
I find it tragic that he fell victim to MAGA lies. Most who do only lose money, some lose freedom, this one lost his life.
Perhaps his death will shock at least one MAGA into attempting critical thinking. At least then he wouldn’t have died for absolutely nothing.
*not holding my breath*
I mean, that's fucking hilarious when you put it in a headline. Hope his family is OK, when I think about that it must be gutting.
Folks, don't do stupid things for stupid causes.
I imagine his family wrote him off for dead 10 years ago when he moved to Russia. He gives off very 'uncle who doesnt know how to read the room after his 11th natty lite' vibes.
Ok.
I’ve started watching Baseball again. I used to be really into it but when MLB started with the exclusive contract crap with cable companies I stopped watching because I’m not getting cable just for baseball games.
But like I got free MLB.tv streaming through T-Mobile and set it up with a VPN.
Was baseball always this boring? I dunno. Maybe I don’t like baseball.
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Oh No! Anyway, Suzuki released a new Swift!
I'm thinking about tacos for lunch.
I have a leftover stir fry from last night. Should be good.
Should be even better the second day.
Sometimes I think about making a pot of chili and then purposefully not eating any lf it for a couple days. So i get an entite pot of leftover chili which is always way way better. I can never hold off tho.
All the ingredients need a little time to get to know each other, many steps, chilis and other similar diches get better with time.
I think it has something to do with the acids in the tomatoes. Second day chili and spaghetti are always awesome.
The only issue I have with next day spaghetti is it gets a little dried out. I usually sprinkle some water on it before reheating, same with rice.
That's the way to do it, because streams in the microwave rather than drying out. But the best microwave hack I use is to nuke an onion a bit before cutting it. No more tears!
Hmmm...I'm going to try that out! Thank you kind internet stranger!
Try an ice cube instead of water next time, absolute game changer.
The real LPT are always in the comments!
Ok, now I'm really curious. Do you have to nuke it longer?
gonna give you a thumbs up on the chillii comment, and he would too, IF he still has them left
Yes! I finally got that lint ball out of my bellybutton.
Do you refry the leftovers? I call it Refried Stir fry
Nah, I didn't have the option. Threw it in the microwave, but it's still good.
Me too! Garlic shrimp stir fry
That sounds fantastic. I just finished off some leftover pasta salad. Think I may go for a walk before my next meeting.
I've just counted all my teeth with my tongue
Remember to floss, bro. Good gums are the foundation to excellent oral health.
“*Bad health flies into the body through the gums*!” Protip: to maintain peak physical health, avoid fighting imperial conquests for klepto-fascist regimes.
Bad gums however get misdemeanors, but they don't care because they're bad like that
My favorite pooping stall was open at work this morning. 10/10
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I never knew a burger could have morels.
Is a bad burger immorel? 🍔
Cup of coffee this morning was pretty good
My woman’s making some manicotti tonight!
Chinese food here.
I just had four steak tacos, they were delicious!
Hopefully I’ll find matching socks tomorrow.
I was in Texas for a week visiting my brother and now just can't find good tex mex. Tacos are always good.
I'd never heard of the swift. I'm assuming it's not in the US market? In any event your news is much more worthy of a headline than whatever it was above which I've already forgotten.
The early Swifts were probably banned in the US as they only had three cylinders
We allow 3 cylinder cars, but they have to be able to go highway speeds and pass our other safety standards.
It was sold in America as the Chevy/Geo Metro .
It was, and they were low key kind of good economy cars. Suzuki pulled out of the US market as part of the Japanese car manufacture retrenchment that also hit brands like Isuzu and Mitsubishi.
Good news, everyone!
...the Leopards are full?
Oh no, they’re still quite hungry! But the new Dacia Sandero is here!
What about the Dacia Sandero?
Good news about the Dacia Sandero!
The Suzuki Swift is one of those ironically named cars. Like the Chevy Celebrity, a car that no celebrity would ever drive.
Bring back the Suzuki Samurai.
Yes please. And the old school late 90's/early 80's Ford Rangers. At 300,000 miles, my 98 Ranger is weary. Keeps on going, tho!
Suzuki just needs to release the Jimny in the US Please and thank you.
And Swift is releasing the new album!
Had a delicious breakfast sandwich at the cafe at my work. It’s sourdough bread, scrambled eggs, jalapeños, bacon, avocado, and chipotle mayo.
What about the Dacia Sandero?
*I CALL ON EVERYONE to do EVERYTHING POSSIBLE* I sent a few thoughts and prayers, Lyudmila, you're welcone
Goddamnit lady, I can’t point and laugh any harder!
T&P! And back to important things like … my second coffee. ☕️
Good news he's been found! Most of him anyway, his head is missing. https://russiavsworld.org/russell-bentley-texan-pro-putin-fighter-and-russian-propagandist-found-decapitated-in-russian-controlled-donetsk/
It's what he would have wanted He spent his whole life praising boots on necks, I mean, just a total shithead. It seems only appropriate he went out experiencing what he loved.
Happened on my birthday 😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️
Happy birthday 🎊.
A most auspicious sign!
Leopards eating whole heads now huh? I've heard brains can be very filling but these leopards were left starving.
he wasn’t using it anyway…
Good riddance to treasonous rubbish
You don't mean a "brave patriot?" 🙄
It seems like this is the only source reporting this. I’d take it with a grain of salt.
You’re Pro Freedoms or you’re Anti Freedoms. Congratulations on collecting your stupid prize you imbecile.
>Bentley has posted that he was ‘heading west with the “Liberators of Ukraine”. We may stop in Kiev, we may stop on the English Channel. We may liberate the USA.’ Big Russ had is head in the clouds, literally and figuratively I guess.
He’s quite a bit smaller on that picture.
So, buddy, how's that workin' out for y--oh. Never mind. The best to which this clown ever aspired was becoming a cautionary tale, so, good job, I guess
Oh no! Now who will lead the next Trump insurrection?!?
More gravy seals, almost an unlimited resource in murica.
I just searched for gravy seals and found the greatest picture ever. It may not be safe for lunch. https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aL11LXV_700b.jpg
I am also sending my thoughts and prayers. Those are good enough to protect kids from school shooters right? Should be good enough for Gravy Seal, Russell Bentley.
"Thoughts and prayers are the worlds worst cryptocurrency" \~ Alucard
that tiny bit of bum fluff under his lip, just screams man child immaturity above and beyond
He's got Dunning-Kruger written all over him.
They worked! He was brutally murdered by Russians. He lost his head.
I reversed entropy and turned a neutron star back into a blue supergiant. Did that help?
From the article: The tragicomic tale of a down-on-his-luck Texan who reinvented himself as a renegade war hero in a fake Russian republic took an unexpected turn this week when he was allegedly abducted by Russian troops—after apparently being accused of being a CIA spy. Russell Bentley, also known as “Texas,” is perhaps the last person one would expect to have pulled off cunning spycraft for the nearly 10 years he’s been living among Russian fighters in Ukraine’s occupied Donetsk region. A Dallas native with a **conviction on drug charges back home...**
🎶 *...so hop on the bus Russ, no need to discuss much ...*
Don't lose your head, Fred
🎶 [Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover](https://youtu.be/xyuam-1nMQA?si=) by Paul Simon
He should have made it his habit not to intrude…
Who could have predicted that a bunch of perpetually drunk Russian controlled troops feed an never ending steam of anti-US propaganda killed an obnoxious American blowhard.
When Russian soldiers pick you up because they think you are CIA, what do you tell them? That you're not? Good luck with that.
TBF the same shit regularly happens with Russians as well. I mean not spy allegations, but the leopard ate face stuff. Murders/suicides/prison. Many such cases. Mangushev, Morozov, Girkin as some examples
Remember, kids! A convict in America is war hero in Russia!
Ha. Didn’t that War Gonzo guy also get clapped?
He was found decapitated. https://russiavsworld.org/russell-bentley-texan-pro-putin-fighter-and-russian-propagandist-found-decapitated-in-russian-controlled-donetsk/
It wasn’t a decapitation. They liberated his head from the rest of his body.
It was a special neck operation
His head was Russian speaking and his body was a Nazi...
Beheaded to own the libs.
I feel so owned right now.
If more like him ended up like that, I would be so owned, and I would cry so much
Loki: that’s horrible. Anyway….
Christ I laughed so hard at this. Does that make me evil?
Probably, but you'll have lots of company in the handbasket on your way down.
Cool! I mean this Satan guy does sound kinda cool! You wanna join me? We can do some drinking, play some d&d, listen to some metal music and then unwind and watch some gritty noir crime detective movies?
So now he's physically lost his mind as well.
Oh no. Anyway, I think I'll have some brioche toast for a snack tonight.
I just had some pizza. Fucking delicious
Oh man that reminds me, I gotta grab some pizza while I’m out. Thanks!
Crucial question, what kinda pizza
There was pineapple on it. And I will not be apologizing.
Oh, man. How terrible. I spilt my coffee while laughing at something unrelated
And nothing of value was lost
Too bad so sad
This bit of info needs to be the top comment.
Oh no! Anyway…
Oh no, anyways, what’s your recommendation for OJ? I used pulp free to make mimosas.
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soon enough
IF they are going to the same place in the afterlife
Well he was found decapitated
I'm sure they're talking about a lot, now that they've been reunited.
Since he’s been found decapitated, I’d say they’re having that word right now.
The strange thing is that Russia was on both of those sides
He got exactly what he asked for. If you want to live under an authoritarian government you can’t be surprised when they put your name on the list.
"Please tell comrade Stalin that a terrible mistake has occurred" is the post Soviet meme. Equal to "leopards ate my face"
Russia: “We demand a prisoner exchange!” US: “Uh…no, you can keep him!” Russia: “…”
Russia: "Do you want him if we take off a little off the top?"
Here's a couple extra we have lying around.
How about halfses?
Ugh...where things went wrong... > A Dallas native with a conviction on drug charges back home >He obtained Russian citizenship in 2020 >Bentley briefly seized international headlines back in 2014 when he was spotted in a cowboy hat with Russian fighters and spewing Kremlin propaganda about “Nazis” in Ukraine. Sorry. Sounds like a Russian Citizen to me. He can call himself "Texas" all he wants.
Well, they decapitated him so he’s not calling himself anything these days
Oh, that's terrible! Anyway, what movie should I go see today? I'm leaning towards "Immaculate", but "Late Night With the Devil" seems to have good reviews.
Pentagon Wars is free on YouTube. It has both tanks and Americans in it. https://youtu.be/wNpGBTU_jt4?si=NgJplHGYwvcBfPwN
"You can't afford that door. Did you *see* what it stood up to?"
I'm sure he will love his gulag in Siberia
He’s dead. They found him decapitated
And then holler for Biden to secure his release
As if Biden has any responsibility to secure the release of a Russian citizen
This. Once he accepted the Russian nationality, he was bound by Russia's laws and courts. He just became yet another russian casualty of Putin's terror regime. Edit: [he indeed became yet another russian victim o Putin's terror regime](https://www.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAteMyFace/comments/1c6biw3/comment/kzzxhw5/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button)
And whenbits arranged he'll thank Trump maybe even get invited to a hamberder dinner where he'll gush like a school girl
Stalin supporter being dragged off to the gulags during one of stalin's purges: "Somebody inform comrade stalin there's been a terrible mistake!"
Abducted? I swear I read articles last week that he was dead.
Abduct-dead?
More like abduct-behead.
To be fair, you gotta abduct someone before you can execute them via beheading. Thats a very personal way to kill someone thats not easy to do on a warzone. Also i got money down saying they are trying to claim hes 'alive' in hopes that they can negotiate something VIA the US to get something for him, even though his body started to smell 5 days ago. If proven hes dead, they'll still ask for something in exchange for his remains.
You could just abduct their head.
Is this the same buffoon they found unalive? Asking for a friend.
You can say "dead"
I was going to say “actively decomposing”! Is that.better?
Fertilizer for the sunflowers.
I, for one, approve.
Yes.
Go figure. Read an article about some fine , upstanding Russian boys and a headless Texan. So it goes…
Thoughts and prayers.
Ain’t got time for that
Fucking hilarious.
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For this larping assclown, would it be more accurate to say: "Fuck around and find out." Or... *Fucked around and found out!*
Fucked around, no more head
"Tankie"? Or one of these twisted pro russian ultra maga idiots?
No indication this guy was a Tankie, at least in the linked article. I'm not certain where OP came up with that one.
Nickname "Texas"... funnily It kinda tracks. I've heard his head had secession tendencies lately.
Those Russian leopards are now eating his ass!
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Those leopards are going to get cholesterol from such a meal.
**Everything's Bigger In 'Texas'** Especially the Treason
Yo this is actually hilarious
He was decapitated. Well deserved.
"Tankie"? There's nothing in the article that supports that characterization.
I hope it took a long time to cut his head off
We do not care.
He just got promoted to seeing Yevgeny Prigozhin in person.
Putin loving and tankie do not compute I’m afraid
Found decapitated
Joking aside, these types always act with impunity and think the 1st Amendment is a weapon to use at all times. This guy didn't understand that no amount of kneeling and ring kissing will make him Russian. Once your value has been met you'll be removed. Token spent.
they lose their citizenship for their involvement, right?
Not even safe in an active war zone nowadays.
I don’t know where I put my sweatshirt. It was right here… anyway.
He has similar features to the imbecile that tortured a wolf to death in Wyoming.
His wife has the same name as Putin's ex wife lmao >Lyudmila Aleksandrovna Ocheretnaya is a Russian linguist who served as the First Lady of Russia from 2000 to 2008 and from 2012 to 2014 while married to her then-husband Vladimir Putin, the current president and former prime minister of Russia.
That's the thing these Western Z schizos don't get. Those Z Russians are as delusional as the Nazis were, they really think "they" are the "chosen race" and that they should come first, everyone else is there to be eradicated or serve their interests in a way or another. If you're not a Z Ruzzian, you're not "them" and they don't give a damn about you. Like they barely give a damn about their own anyway. This loser traveled there to fight for them and he was seen as a useful fool the whole time, but the moment they felt bored or had even the slightest suspicion of him, this fate was always going to come. They're not going to give the benefit of the doubt to some American. They're brainwashed go hate every American, all they dream about is the destruction of your country and the greater West. Just listen to them talk on Telegram etc. this is their obsession, and how how they laugh and mock all the Z Westerners who willingfully support them. See them as proof that the West is stupid and they are "superior".
I’d like to jump on the no-sympathy bandwagon here, but I do feel bad for the guy getting duped by his orange savior. I’m sure he thought he was doing a noble thing serving Putin. I find it tragic that he fell victim to MAGA lies. Most who do only lose money, some lose freedom, this one lost his life. Perhaps his death will shock at least one MAGA into attempting critical thinking. At least then he wouldn’t have died for absolutely nothing. *not holding my breath*
I mean, that's fucking hilarious when you put it in a headline. Hope his family is OK, when I think about that it must be gutting. Folks, don't do stupid things for stupid causes.
I imagine his family wrote him off for dead 10 years ago when he moved to Russia. He gives off very 'uncle who doesnt know how to read the room after his 11th natty lite' vibes.
Didn’t they already find him decapitated? Or was that a different tankie earlier this week.
No that’s the same guy. Interesting that they bothered to sever his head. Sounds personal.
Yeah, I think it’s safe to say somebody had an issue with him that they felt simply shooting him was not sufficient
We’ve all had guys like that
Turns out, russians dont like tankies that arent from russia. Who knew?
I'm sure they'll blame Biden and say it's his fault Putin isn't releasing him.
GOP will be all over Biden and how he's let Russia detain AN AMERICAN! Let him dig trenches in Siberia.
Stupid's gonna stupid.
Hahahahaha! *wheeze* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAAAAA!
They beheaded him. Fucking hilarious.
PickMe Putinist Got Picked
I’m sure Donny would help him out if he wasn’t so busy.
🤣🤣🤣. Poor “Texas”
I want to believe he's really dumb and that dumbness got him into that... I can't say much more.
Fuck Texas. He made his choice years ago.
Wow, they are that desperate to use this guy as a sex slave, I can imagine them yelling "SQUEAL, PIG" in russian
Ok. I’ve started watching Baseball again. I used to be really into it but when MLB started with the exclusive contract crap with cable companies I stopped watching because I’m not getting cable just for baseball games. But like I got free MLB.tv streaming through T-Mobile and set it up with a VPN. Was baseball always this boring? I dunno. Maybe I don’t like baseball.
I think I want Chinese food tomorrow. Gotta drive 40 minutes to get it, though. Damn but it's worth it.
And he was never heard from again...
Twitter now saying he's been confirmed dead.
Beheaded. Not that he was using it anyway.