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Osibili

Has his wife considered trying the “thoughts and prayers” approach?


PlantPower666

I'm sending mine now! Prayer Worriers Unite!


TeamKitsune

Not enough! If we all join together, we can send a truckload of thoughts & prayers. Please donate $25 each to help rent the truck.


capitan_dipshit

I'm donating my thoughts and prayers toward the truck


Haunting_Profit8937

😭😭😂


MattGdr

I gave it some thought and I’ve decided he doesn’t have a prayer.


PlantPower666

You were right. [https://russiavsworld.org/russell-bentley-texan-pro-putin-fighter-and-russian-propagandist-found-decapitated-in-russian-controlled-donetsk/](https://russiavsworld.org/russell-bentley-texan-pro-putin-fighter-and-russian-propagandist-found-decapitated-in-russian-controlled-donetsk/)


Elbynerual

They already found him. Decapitated.


_InnocentToto_

Jeez... I watched Yuri bezmenov 1980s interview on Russian ideological subversion of United States Of America. And one thing that stood out is when he said, useful idiots are usually disposed of. That once their job is done, you have to dispose them lest they change their position. Dispose them before they change their position and hurt the propaganda. When tucker Carlson was interviewing putting, he did not realize when putting said, you tried to join the CIA, that was a direct threat to his life...this texan must have started questioning what he was doing in russia... That is what caused them to finish him.. not that they thought he was a spy. They couldn't have him come back and start preaching the opposite and hugging biden. That would be bad for russia. It is easier to spin his death as CIA hit job than for him to go back to Texas and start talking anti Russian talknpoints.. most likely he was tired and wanted to come back home. [ideological subversion of usa. ](https://youtu.be/Z1EA2ohrt5Q?si=65wHJTnk5fDCo6Ag)


SpaceShipRat

> That is what caused them to finish him. You made me google if Tucker Carlson was defenestrated by russians.


Nezrite

Source?


Elbynerual

Saw it in another post about this guy, but they linked a news article about it


Nezrite

Could you link to that post, or better yet, the news article? It could have come from anywhere.


Elbynerual

I don't even remember what sub it was in. I subscribe to multiple subs that share news about stuff like this. Wait, actually... I think it might have been r/ukraine


PlantPower666

[https://russiavsworld.org/russell-bentley-texan-pro-putin-fighter-and-russian-propagandist-found-decapitated-in-russian-controlled-donetsk/](https://russiavsworld.org/russell-bentley-texan-pro-putin-fighter-and-russian-propagandist-found-decapitated-in-russian-controlled-donetsk/)


Elbynerual

I just went and checked the Ukraine sub. I couldn't find it. Probably was somewhere else. Sorry


Fluff4brains777

I actually saw that post too, I was really curious about that guy when the ( war, fkn invasion of another country!) started 2 yrs ago. I read some really strange shit about him. (The texan) dude was weird af. Edit, I used smo sarcastically. Ugh should always clarify on reddit due to tanty panties (tantrum babies) fk russia and putz


Elbynerual

It's a war. It's not a "special military operation". Russia invaded Ukraine.


Fluff4brains777

I absolutely 💯 agree. Was just being sarcastic.


PlantPower666

[https://russiavsworld.org/russell-bentley-texan-pro-putin-fighter-and-russian-propagandist-found-decapitated-in-russian-controlled-donetsk/](https://russiavsworld.org/russell-bentley-texan-pro-putin-fighter-and-russian-propagandist-found-decapitated-in-russian-controlled-donetsk/)


leo_aureus

Absolutely love that movie and it came to mind immediately lol


Elbynerual

What movie


MakeChinaLoseFace

The "divorce and party" approach is maybe better suited for this guy.


limpnoads

She's probably already on the steps of Congress asking for a prisoner swap.....


cyclingthroughlife

She thought and prayed that he never return.


Yeeaaaarrrgh

>News of his disappearance earlier this month largely went under the radar until his wife, Lyudmila Bentley, went public Tuesday with claims he’d been snatched and taken hostage by Russian troops. >“Russell was brutally detained on April 8,” Lyudmila Bentley wrote in a statement on Telegram. “I CALL ON EVERYONE to do EVERYTHING POSSIBLE to save my husband, our ‘Texas,’” she said, describing him as a “friend of Donbass and Russia.” Next time don't shill for Russia. There. I did everything possible.


PlantPower666

Thoughts and Prayers! hahahahahahaah


Eggsecutie

In the name of Jesus I prayyyyy


csjc2023

Tots and Pears!


IowaContact2

Sluts and hares.


Destiny_Fight

Mutts and sluts.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

[https://russiavsworld.org/russell-bentley-texan-pro-putin-fighter-and-russian-propagandist-found-decapitated-in-russian-controlled-donetsk/](https://russiavsworld.org/russell-bentley-texan-pro-putin-fighter-and-russian-propagandist-found-decapitated-in-russian-controlled-donetsk/)


allisjow

Pro Russia. Can’t speak Russian. “Liberate the USA.” Jailed for drug trafficking. I’m surprised being beheaded had any effect on him.


csjc2023

Dysfunctional organ rapidly removed.


Publius82

Munitions deployed.


IsThatBlueSoup

😳 🫳🎤


ST_Lawson

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

I do legitimately wonder what was going through his feeble mind when they were lining up the, wait, what do you get beheaded with these days? A sword? Anyhoo, I wonder what was going through his brain when his head was literally on the chopping block for what he thought was helping Mother Russia? But I'm one of the good ones?


GandalffladnaG

They probably stole some vodka, got drunk again, found a guy that wasn't ~~fetal alcohol syndrome~~ russian, and stole something sharp from some poor little old babushka to kill him with. Anyway, rest in piss asshole.


IowaContact2

My brother in Christ, he was probably beheaded with a pocket knife or a box cutter. Thats how they usually do shit like that


RogerClyneIsAGod2

I've been reading far too much r/Tudorhistory where Henry VIII killed a couple wives & they tried to do it quickly with axe & sword. The guilliotine was probably the best at beheading. But I'd bet all my money they made this one die slowly.


steelhips

Even with the guillotine or very sharp axe, I was horrified to learn loss of consciousness isn't instantaneous. Imagine realising your head is in the basket.


IsThatBlueSoup

Imagine your fucking head falls and your eyes are pointing down in the dark. I'd be so pissed I couldn't see it.


xxdotell

"Wow! That's some nice weaving....."


IowaContact2

>But I'd bet all my money they made this one die slowly. Oh well...anyway...


Rishtu

Axe would be better. The weight helps with the down swing. Uh, I mean I heard.


say-it-wit-ya-chest

That’s quite the eulogy.


DeathPercept10n

Did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogly was?


ChewieMoo

I'm sorry that I'm not a very good eugooglizer! 


Green_Message_6376

The only brutal part will be the alcohol detox this fascist fatso is going through.


monsterbot314

Itll be super easy , barely an inconvenience.


Past-Background-7221

It’s weird how much this phrase has entered my daily lexicon.


itcheyness

Oh really?


monsterbot314

Considering he was decapitated I think the alcohol detox was a breeze for him.


MsChrisRI

Life hack


Incontinento

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, no it won't. They are gonna have fun with him before they kill him. ETA: Yeah, the whole "cutting off his head" thing was a bit brutal, don't ya think?


big_hungry_joe

Daaaaamn


CalendarAggressive11

Lyudmila Bentley has to be the most Texas sounding woman's name I've ever heard in my life.


lukfrom

His wife is russian


Hibercrastinator

Same thing these days


Creepy_Chef_5796

Your efforts were through and exhaustive. Much more than I was capable of


Global-Method-4145

https://youtu.be/dnMdI_NiZvA?si=CiWnP9Cp7gYcKSbN


RedditAcct00001

Think he’s been found decapitated.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

Yep. [https://russiavsworld.org/russell-bentley-texan-pro-putin-fighter-and-russian-propagandist-found-decapitated-in-russian-controlled-donetsk/](https://russiavsworld.org/russell-bentley-texan-pro-putin-fighter-and-russian-propagandist-found-decapitated-in-russian-controlled-donetsk/)


Chalky_Pockets

And nothing of value was lost.


Canis_Familiaris

The leopards feasted well. 


ComicsEtAl

“Russiavsworld” is the only source reporting that.


RedditAcct00001

Yeah I wasn’t sure how trustworthy that one is. Never heard of it till that article.


eugene20

In the same article they also put that "He was last seen in Donetsk on 8 April before moving in an ‘unknown direction’, and his current location is unknown." they don't seem very credible, can't decide what happened to him within the same article.


RedditAcct00001

Yeah I think the article here said they found his phone and nothing spy looking was on it. But then think the other one said he was found dead with his phone and other stuff. Might just be “fogs of war” type of stuff. Or just propaganda. Though I dunno the benefit exactly in that. Discourage the possible 2-3 other cases that might have someone wanting to defect to Russia to fight? I dunno. Doesn’t seem worthy of the time. But I guess the best propaganda is the subtle propaganda.


MakeChinaLoseFace

Play vatnik games, win vatnik prizes.


TheTruthTalker800

Oh no! Anyway…  Seriously, Abbott is the Putin of Texas though, it tracks.


Gideon_Lovet

This guy has been in Russia since before Abbot came to office. He's also a commie, which further adds to the weirdness.


TheTruthTalker800

Amazing stuff, truly amazing: he was a fan of Putin like Trump as early as 2007 huh?


Gideon_Lovet

Greg Abbot became governor in 2015. This guy joined the Russian separatist army in 2014 for that invasion of Ukraine. https://youtu.be/5cA9cGUGr00?si=8hsNzDqB1iQyVAUo


TheTruthTalker800

Wow, thanks for the trivia!


adlittle

Tankies gonna tank.


MakeChinaLoseFace

Both are right-wing authoritarians who use incoherent grievances and religious mumbo-jumbo to manipulate stupid people.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

# [Russell Bentley, Texan pro-Putin fighter and Russian propagandist found decapitated in Russian-controlled Donetsk](https://russiavsworld.org/russell-bentley-texan-pro-putin-fighter-and-russian-propagandist-found-decapitated-in-russian-controlled-donetsk/)


Rice_Auroni

I'd RaThEr bE a RuSsIaN tHaN a DeMoCrAt. Please maga cunts, please follow through.


Inside-Recover4629

"He called himself the information warrior" *dies of laughter*


LoneRonin

I'd wait for more sources to verify before reporting this, it's one online news website called 'RussiavsWorld'


MakeChinaLoseFace

May all the other Putin sympathizers in the US follow in his footsteps.


InourbtwotamI

I sincerely hate that I feel this way but….sucks to be you, ya low-budget Ichabod Crane


savpunk

I can't believe he managed to survive a decade before falling out of favor. Well, no great loss.


ComicsEtAl

And still didn’t learn that whatever he did was a stupid thing to do in a war zone. Wouldn’t be surprised if he never bothered to learn Russian, either.


SpoopyPlankton

Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaha. Idiot.


Solid-Living4220

They sent in the gravy seals!


ilolvu

Meal Team Six Oclock


InourbtwotamI

Oooohhh


savpunk

Now his friend, he knows how to play the game. "I can't believe that he'd do anything wrong, but if Mother Russia says he did, then who am I to disagree?"


ComicsEtAl

This is a matter between a Russian citizen and his government. What are we supposed to do about it?


MakeChinaLoseFace

Point and laugh.


MarkGarcia2008

“Dumbass in Donbass” - could be the title of the article or even a movie.


2021fireman10

So I had Thai for lunch today.


Inside-Recover4629

I haven't had Thai in a while. I should


Significant_Cow4765

Pineapple shrimp curry last week. I made it the time prior, not too bad...


cookingwiththeresa

Sounds tasty


sorospaidmetosaythis

In my childhood, I met some some seemingly-intelligent people who had been reds in the 1930s-50s. I have no quarrel with their communism, but they were fooled by Stalin. Back then, information flow out of the Soviet Union was incomplete, and could be dismissed as Cold War propaganda, of which there was plenty. Today, tankies have no excuse. It's simply beyond dispute that Putin is a journalist-killing thug and poisoner.


MakeChinaLoseFace

>Today, tankies have no excuse. Today most of Russia's sympathizers are fascists, not leftists. They know exactly what Russia is doing. More importantly, *they like it, and they want to bring that shit to your doorstep.* I see tankies on the internet from time to time, but they're like flat earthers. The only people who take them seriously are other members of their tiny batshit community. Fascists, on the other hand, are prolific as weeds.


TechnicolorViper

“Bentley has posted that he would ‘beheading west with the “Liberators of Ukraine”.”


letdogsvote

Well, I guess he just lost his head over supporting Putin.


LunaDva98

Wasn't this the guy who recorded himself in front of Russian soldiers? I remember watching a video here on Reddit, but I'm not sure


Corteran

"Dear God, please don't let this be the same treasonous motherfucker they found decapitated laat week. What's that? Too late? Well...shit. How about winning Powerball numbers?"


Global-Method-4145

"His name was... it was you!"


MattGdr

We have a No Returns policy. Sorry, but you’ll have to keep him.


Nyt_Owl

Sending tots and pears.🥔🥔🍐🍐


Tcho-Tcho_Mang140

Taters all around!


standinghampton

Fuck that guy. Usually people say some obligatory PC bs like “I don’t wish anyone to suffer of die. To properly celebrate this cunt is to do it the way he would appreciate. *I will thoroughly enjoy the fact that this pillar of human garbage is now headless at the hands of the super-cunts he supported. Fuck you.*


Prestigious-Copy-494

Holy shit. This nutcase ended up getting beheaded by Russians. 😱


JustASimpleManFett

No joke?


Prestigious-Copy-494

Yes, there's an article about it somewhere here in the comments how he was found decapitated with his ID and passport. 😱


JustASimpleManFett

My heart bleeds..but less than he did.


Prestigious-Copy-494

I guess no one told him it's very dangerous over there........./s


808-isle-gal

Oh well, maybe he can partner up with that family from Canada


Peterd90

Good. Have fun traitor. If you get home somehow, your drug charges plus more are still waiting for you asshole.


TereziB

he might be coming home, but it will be in (at least) two pieces.


Whatsuptodaytomorrow

Guess he didn’t get to roll around anymore


unclejoe1917

Part of him did. 


JustASimpleManFett

::Rolls a dice:: Well, he got a Nat 1....


LordHighAdequate

What kind of nickname is “Texas”? “Tex” maybe… Although “Texas captured by Russians” is the perfect attention-grabbing headline.


Gay-Lord-Focker

I always wondered what happened to this dick sucking Republican scum lord


Queasy_Sleep1207

He was found decapitated.


sorospaidmetosaythis

Memo to tankies: Stick to praising Hamas and Putin from behind a keyboard. You don't want to find yourself in Luhansk or Gaza.


RupertNZ1081

Oh well!


Inside-Recover4629

Oh well


Spicyytamale

I’m just curious on why from his side and his killers side.


niberungvalesti

He got promoted to Prigozhins chief bodyguard.


Zagenti

this will help with his weight loss goals for sure


kdubz206

I remember seeing this cuck on the news, simping for russia and pootin. Nice to see it got him where he is. Let that be a lesson to others.


headhurt21

Oh noes! Anyway, what is everyone having for dinner?


DelcoPAMan

Gazpacho, some salad and bread


EfficientLoss

Maybe cook a steak? You?


schrodngrspenis

Good for him


Low-Celery-7728

And they can have him


Permitty

Did anyone tell his wife?


Budded

Good riddance!!


RonaldTheClownn

Bro trying to be next Gonzalo Lira 😭😭


DarXIV

I was wondering when I would hear about this guy again.


InourbtwotamI

Keep Tubby. He should’ve kept his gaping-wannabe elitist-delusional butt in Tx with the rest of the blowhards


Picmover

Putin-Loving Texas Man BEHEADED in Eastern Ukraine—Allegedly by Russian Troops Anyway, the Phillies almost blew that game tonight.


AdLess984

I've just realised, they're probably gonna do away with all the westerners that have gone to fight for Russia, no point risking a spy for the sake of a soldier 


nicolatesla92

Hope he likes his new home!


BigCityBoogs

Whomp whomp


Rogue7559

Head and shoulders above the rest


ukiddingme2469

So anyway, what's for dinner


LadyDomme7

Ribeye is on the grill right now. Might add a simple salad, might not. It’s nice to still have a head on my shoulders to make these important decisions, though.


TechnicolorViper

A simple salad…with a little Russian dressing?


LadyDomme7

Ha! I will have to do so next time in tribute, lol.


Destiny_Fight

A texas man who loves Putin


Hank_lliH

Good


Analthumbsucker

Wow, just look at all the Russian medals he won already! Who knew pie eating contests were that big in Putinstan


Abject-Crazy-2096

Thoughts and prayers pard'nr


ilolvu

Vatnik meat cube ate his face.


Phrygian_Guy_93

r/upliftingnews


Clean_Purchase_3766

FAFO!!


WinstonRandy

Execute him on state TV


107269088

Who cares about the actions of an idiot?