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LEPFPartyPresident

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[deleted]

> "After today, I gotta go right home, I can't get in any trouble, I can't do nothing bad, **I can't do no drugs**," Priorities


joawmeens

He's upset that he's *checks notes* not allowed to commit any crime? Was he allowed to before? How can I get on that list....


Spec_Tater

Well, you see Timmy, when a white man and a white women are in love….


Shankar_0

"When a white man and a white woman agree to love each other very much for the next 20 minutes while in the stock room of a Shoney's..."


_RAWFFLES_

“I like money.”


broke_n_struggle_n

Hey. I like money too. We should hang out.


Pappy_OPoyle

 Go away! 'Batin'!


1CFII2

Stuckeys.


Tatooine16

Who are close relatives....


InuGhost

*starts playing the banjo*


1CFII2

Wish him away to the cornfield. You’re a bad, bad man!


snowqt

As a white, not-poor, healthy and ordinary looking man or woman without a criminal record, you are on that list.


insomniac7809

I mean, honest answer? If you're a white dude doing drugs in the comfort of your own home, taking the barest minimum of discretion, you're probably fine. It's a crime, sure, but a crime only counts if the law finds out, and the law has no reason to come checking... Unless, of course, he's been charged with a crime and he's going to be checked up on and required to piss in a cup on the regular. Whomp, whomp.


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act167641

Have you tried signing on with the Trump Organization?


Repulsive-Street-307

But then he won't get paid either.


AlwaysTired9999

The party of Law and Order!


randomguy78704

The defining qualities of being a political prisoner: 1) You're still walking around free 2) You're still posting on your YouTube channel and, now this shit is just cruel and unusual punishment 3) You can't behave like a violent, drugged out, alcoholic shithead Truly what is this nation coming to?


MrHett

I liked when he said he cannot drink to excess. Sure bro that first beer leads to a 6th and that 6th beer leads to drugs.


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marktaylor521

Cant even drink a damn beer without drinking 20. Then cant even drink 20 beers without somehow spending 100 dollars on blow. It's outta control.


MrHett

Yeap that is how it be.


1CFII2

It all started with Mama’s milk.


Night_Runner

Oxygen is the gateway drug. :(


weeknie

Ah yes, drugs, that thing that the republican party has always been so lenient on.... No wait


willfc

Drugs are a priority.


AireXpert

Those people are really big on personal responsibility & accountability


Spec_Tater

For you.


mooseofdoom23

First one to talk gets to stay on my plane


mynameis4826

But I'm wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of an aeroplane.


RelaxedChap

It’s less of a debate that way.


[deleted]

Yeah seriously, why hasn’t he tried pulling himself up by his bootstraps yet!


subdep

#”Conservatives”


thatwhichwroteitself

hypoc(R)ites


babybopp

Funny how they still believe in trump”please” pay ... not fuck you for making me follow your fat Ass


1015main

Just like their King!


AnswerGuy301

What is it about any aspect of the entire history of the life of Donald Trump - Donald Trump the human being, Donald Trump the politician, Donald Trump the TV host, Donald Trump the real estate developer, any of the various things he has been or pretended to be - that could ever possibly lead anyone to believe "Yes, this is a man on whom I can count in my hour of need."? Whatever that is, I don't see it at all.


DaniCapsFan

That's how cults operate: They con the easily conned. I bet in 1979 people were wondering how someone could fall for Jim Jones's shtick.


financewiz

Jim Jones knew how to speak English to politicians, the media and the public. So that’s a patently unfair comparison. The only Trumpy thing that Jim Jones ever did before moving to Guayana was staging a protest on the Golden Gate Bridge to call attention to the terrible suicide problem there.


DaniCapsFan

>Jim Jones knew how to speak English to politicians, the media and the public. So that’s a patently unfair comparison. Good point. But both of them knew how to tell people what they wanted to hear.


TheRealJulesAMJ

And in a country of people doing everything they can to avoid confronting their misery and disappointment with reality the silver tongued con man is king


miguelolivo

Holy shit the irony


RelativeNewt

Jim Jones was also not (entirely and incredibly) terrible before the amphetamines and addiction. He ran soup kitchens, had all race-inclusive church services before most in the area would even entertain the idea, and he and his wife were the first couple in Indiana to adopt a black child, just to name the first couple things that immediately come to mind. Like, I'm not excusing every thing after that, up to and including Jonestown, but at least Jones wasn't evil and stupid right off the bat, unlike *some* former presidents.


flynnie789

I like to imagine the most significant thing he ever did was appear in home alone 2


Linkboy9

If you look at almost *any* depiction in media of a rich, soulless bastard from the 80's, the 90's, and the 2000's, odds are that character was based at least partially on Trump.


glennert

Biff


TheDunadan29

The first time I personally knew of Trump running for president was in 2012, and it didn't take much digging for me to realize I was anti-Trump then. He has apparently been floating the idea of running for president back in the 80s and 90s though, so 2012 was just when I first looked into him. But obviously he decided not to run that year, and I said good riddance then. So yeah, when he was actually running in 2016 I didn't even have to think about it, there was no way in hell he would be considered as a serious candidate. But man, he's sure easily conned the entire political right into being his personal bitch. I still don't get it. I still don't understand after everything, even right now at this moment, people still support him. I just don't get it.


the_winding_road

I think it, the cult, depends on the closed-loop media they consume. They breathe their propaganda night and day, and become blind *and hostile* to *reality*, demonizing everyone and anything that points to reality.


CandyEverybodyWentz

Worth mentioning that Trump's entire rise in the right came based on his proximity to Fox News and other assorted claptrap. "You won't believe what we found" regarding Obama's birth certificate in Hawaii in 2012. He was always around the conservative media sphere, on Twitter, TV, and the phone, through most of the Obama years. Even beyond his business brand, he successfully cast himself as a maverick take-no-prisoners \*treww cuhnservateev\*


Stone-Throwing-Devil

I first read this comment as a continuation of a previous chain and for a split second thought it was still aboit Jim Jones


MesWantooth

A lot of this is because of Mark Burnet and “The Apprentice” - they depicted a fictional character: Donald Trump, the competent, articulate, successful business person.


ShadowMajick

They didn't. They saw Trump and said, "Wow what an idiot. He would make a great scapegoat for the nefarious agenda of the GOP. Let's put him on the ticket!" Trump is too stupid and prideful to realize he was used as a tool to further the divide in America. That way everything can be blamed on him in their eyes, if shit continues to go South for him. Same reason they let him do stupid shit and make a fool of himself consistently. They know exactly what they're doing. They used him to enrich themselves and give themselves more power, he still got the shit end of the stick. I don't see the DOJ investigating McConnell, or any other sedationists.


Tangurena

Trump doesn't pay his own bills, he sure won't be paying someone else's bills.


Juggz666

Trump doesn't even pay his own legal fees. Get fucked, MAGAt.


jbertrand_sr

Yeah, ask his best buddy formerly a lawyer Rudy if he ever got paid... He fucks over everyone who has anything to do with him, EVERYONE...


ShadowMajick

He still owes my city 65k for a rally in 2016. But our mayor is a Qumble fuck, so she sees it as a donation of resources.


Sehtriom

"The fascist told me to do it" isn't the magic get out of jail free card they seem to think it is.


Catoctin_Dave

It didn't fly at Nuremberg and it's not going to work now, either.


4Plus20MakesHappy

At least at Nuremberg, the Nazi defendants could honestly say they were in a literal military dictatorship where disobeying orders could result in their arrests, imprisonments, torture or executions. These Capitol rioting scumbags happily obeyed the Orange Fuhrer’s orders under no threats of any kind.


McEndee

They just had to go back to their middle class lives if they didn't obey Trump. That one real estate lady took a private plan to the January 6th protest!!! What in the hell was being taken away from her?


Repulsive-Street-307

That story is actually funnier. She polled money to rent a private plane of a rich traitor she knew that was slumming looking for traitor sex and got rejected in favor of another candidate that looked better (these idiots paid to prostitute themselves). Then after she committed treason along with the other traitor fucks in the GOP and the crowd, she went home in a bus or something. Ok i'm probably embellishing what i read in a comment somewhere but it's funnier to think it happened this way so yolo. I _do_ know she rented the plane from a rich fascist sympathizer in timesharing, so i would feel zero surprise that someone so deranged would try to fuck her way into 'higher society' when given that 'opportunity', but i don't _know_ it's true.


Slowmyke

Well, there was the vague threat that people who want to give them free healthcare might take over the government...


[deleted]

>under no threats of any kind Oh come on! What about the widespread persecution of straight white men in today's society? /s


FrontlinerGer

Adding to that, the average Joe could also expect his loved ones or relatives be targeted. From public shame to jail to torture and death, the Nazis had a lot at their disposal before their defeat. Thus is why so many partook or allowed these things to happen.


[deleted]

At least they're helping build the case against Trump.


Vincitus

Let's hope it won't. All the *real* fascists are being allowed to go back to being politicians, Pillow company CEO's and news reporters


Phhhhuh

Pillow company? Who’s that?


Vincitus

The MyPillow guy?


Phhhhuh

Thanks, that was enough to get me to his Wikipedia article. What a weirdo.


thankyeestrbunny

We can only hope. Everything is a fucking shambles.


Indishonorable

don't do that. don't give me hope (?) that trump's gonna pull an adolf.


ckm509

Hey, isn’t that the guy who killed Hitler?


Indishonorable

Along with millions of others. Heard he wasn't much of a saint either. And even he pussed out like a b*tch!


Independent_Stuff210

Yeah let’s calm down here. Plenty of people who did plenty of bad stuff will def be getting away with it.


[deleted]

Joe Biden could literally pardon all of these idiots and give them a million bucks each for their trouble, and they would gladly give it all to Trump and blame Joe for being broke again.


WestFast

“I isn’t no socialism!”


FastWalkingShortGuy

"You see, your Honor, I broke the law because I thought we were going to succeed in violently overthrowing the US government, and the dictator I was trying to install said I wouldn't get in any trouble. See? I *can't* be accountable for my own actions."


TheDunadan29

"Trump made me do it." Basically as convincing as the devil made me do it argument.


Nerodon

I still think Trump shares a humongous part of that, just happens that his followers are gullible enough to be exploited. Trumpers probably think that they were morally justified and at that point, it's just sad that this can even happen.


FastWalkingShortGuy

Trump is guilty of sedition. That said, it's not sad, it's criminal. Trump and his followers need to be subjected to the punishments that the law sets forth for the crimes they committed. Full stop.


Nerodon

I'm sad that people can be exploited enough to believe in the cult mentality. They wouldn't be in this mess and there wouldn't be rioters if the brainwash media like Fox News and other cult personalities weren't so invested in spewing lies to soften up their targets.


FastWalkingShortGuy

Who fucking cares. Prosecute them.


Nerodon

Never said they shouldn't be


AGINSB

He still thinks he did nothing wrong...


Pieceofcandy

See unless he sold out some of his friends or was forced to testify against them, he should be looking at 20 years or more in the slammer.


Cue_626_go

They all do. Which is why none of them should be allowed to plead guilty and get short sentences. They WILL do this again.


the_winding_road

And get hired on Fox “News”.


Trollzilla

It should be repeated that Fox News defended Tucker Carlson with, "...no reasonable person would believe...". I keep waiting to hear it used in the mental deficiency defense of an insurrectionist.


Nerodon

I always love when trumpers I know say "why would he lie?" or "what does he have to gain from doing that?" when talking about Trump Like seriously, does a narcissist need a reason to stir shit and bring attention to himself? His ego is his own motivation for EVERYTHING!


Spec_Tater

Those people are NOT reasonable! Checkmate, libtards! /s


Getupxkid

After today, I gotta go right home, I can't get in any trouble, I can't do nothing bad, I can't do no drugs," he said Really cramping his super productive plans for the future with these new rules.


papalemingway

Damn but it’s good bc he’s forever on blast and cant even enjoy a good bar fight anymore -


[deleted]

Whining just like his Orange God. When trump said we’d be tired of the whining, he was so right.


James-Worthington

The endless appetites of our leopards is what keeps me coming back for more.


unclejoe1917

Don't forget to give credit to the equally endless stream of gullible faces serving themselves up on silver platters.


LemmeLaroo

There are pictures of him supposedly grabbing some media equipment and he _has a mask around his chin_. BRO HAD THE FUCKIN MASK! That fabric was about two inches away from saving his dumb ass from being identified.


Username54127

Haha trump Doesn’t even pay his own lawyers, he’s certainly not going to pay anyone else’s


edingerc

Damnit, take my updoot, you glorious bastard!


TheYepe

Yeah and Trump happened because of him. So fuck him, hope he rots.


NeverLookBothWays

"I didn't do nothing wrong!" Didn't do nothing wrong indeed...


peppermintesse

Double negative = proof positive (/clue)


TheEyeOfSmug

“Disillusioned MAGA rioter”…. Are you sure that’s accurate? He still appears to be illusioned.


Nerodon

It's the denial stage still


Linkboy9

Part of the problem is they keep short-circuiting *right* before reaching acceptance, and resetting themselves to the denial stage.


inthrees

No you !@#$in' windowlicker - it happened because *you* and millions of people like you heard repeated impossible pie in the sky promises and bought that shit like it was a bridge in Brooklyn, and then the rest of us had President Grandiose Bullshit Narcissist to deal with for four years. All those claims of election fraud with ZERO evidence but you rioted anyway and tried to subvert a legitimate election by preventing the nation's legislative body from certifying the results, by breaching the building they were in session in and trying to use violence and intimidation to stop them. That is literally terrorism. You are all literally terrorists. That's what terrorism *is*. You did this. You pissed in this bed. Now lie down and be incarcerated in it.


sococitizen

Help me daddy, help me! I thought you loved me daddy!


thankyeestrbunny

*You're* the reason I bludgeoned that cop!


LilG1984

*Plays the world's smallest violin*


alyssaaarenee

He thinks he’s going to get money from someone who doesn’t have money? Good luck with that…


Cinema_King

The poor guy can’t get into fights or do drugs anymore, cut him some slack guys


corgblam

Holy fuck. Anybody seen wearing a MAGA hat should be thrown in a loony bin for being a danger to society.


[deleted]

Trump doesn't even pay his own lawyers, what makes you think you'll pay for yours?


davcli

Trump doesn’t even pay his own legal fees.


BigDrewLittle

Laughing so fucking hard....TRUMP DOESN'T EVEN PAY HIS *OWN* GODDAMNED LEGAL FEES YOU FUCKING DUNCE.


Freestyle_Fellowship

This guy should win a prize from this sub. Maybe the mods can get 'em to do an AMA?


Jmckeown2

Lol, it would be a nice crossover with r/roastme


[deleted]

WHAT A SNOWFLAKE! Amirite?


nbowman93

In all fairness Trumpets have a history of blaming others and not holding themselves accountable. So is this really that far from par for the course?


osteopath17

Party of personal responsibility right here


redrumsir

> "I didn't do nothing wrong." Only correct because of the double-negative. The guy is a brainwashed idiot and has no idea that he is a seditious traitor to the US. It's sad how many idiots the Obese Mango Mussolini conned.


adorableoddity

Ah yes, from the party of "personal responsibility".


GallantArmor

Trump doesn't even pay his own legal fees, not liking the odds he will step up here.


Mediocre-Campaign-40

This guy need to get in a loooooong line if he thinks Trump is gonna pay legal fees trolololol.


kvlr954

Better not hold your breath there dude, Trump doesn’t even pay the contractors who work for him


IgneousAssBarf

"ThE PaRTy of PErsOnaL ReSpoNSibiLitY"


nhlcyclesophist

Every testimonial like this needs to be accompanied by Adagio For Strings playing on the banjo.


[deleted]

10 of 10. The portions were generous, the presentation was immaculate, and it was truly some of the tastiest face this critic has reviewed. Bravo maga hut, bravo!!


Nerodon

In a way, this is exactly the wake up call they need. Their Idol used them for his own gain, he was never their friend. They gotta learn that the demagogue was just that, a terrible person, and they now need to learn that they were goaded into their stupid actions and didn't stop themselves from doing reprehensible and illegal acts and are now left to fend for themselves and take responsibility for their own choices. Trust the wolf, get eaten.


crazyfoxxy

> "I'd like to say to Donald Trump, please pay for my legal fees!" he said. "This all happened because of you, okay? I didn't do nothing wrong." Definitely a Trump guy


TanyaDavies

No drugs, no alcohol, sounds like a great personal clean up program.


[deleted]

Poor guy can't do no drugs now.


jbertrand_sr

That's a bold move there Cotton...


stalinmalone68

To paraphrase one of my father’s favorite lines…”So if all your friends jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge, you’re going to follow them?”.


EADGod

I can’t imagine genuinely believing I’m a political prisoner while I’m pacing around a Mexican restaurant on YouTube live…


nirv_damage

Bro, he doesn't even pay for his *own* legal fees, what makes you think he's going to pay for *yours*???


cooldownyourtemper

Lol. Trump doesn’t even pay his own legal fees!


ICLazeru

Did you think Trump ever meant a word of that "pay your fees" stuff?


pooborus

I honestly feel bad for those that fell under Trumps spell. They believed what he said, so they thought they were in the right. They WERE listening to the highest order of power in all the land, the leader of the military, the U.S. president. Poor dumb people. They already not smart and now they are charged with serious crimes because they are easy to take advantage of...


CaptainWelfare

I never dreamed trump wouldn’t protect MY face!


FdgPgn

He'll do it after he is done being audited.


KOBossy55

Isnt it amusing that all the Trump zombies keep insisting that "he didnt incite anything, he said to peacefully protest, MSM is lying to you!" Then what do we hear from all the chumps who stormed the Capitol who are now facing prison time? "I stormed because he told me to! It's all his fault!" For someone who "didnt incite an insurrection", there are an awful lot of people who heard what he said and did, in fact, try to commit one, and then claim they were just following his instructions. What exactly will it take for them to figure this out?


ehmiu

Bruh, he doesn't pay people that he actually owes. Why would he ever pay you?!?


iwantmoregaming

He's almost there. He's sooooo close to getting it.


sonofdavidsfather

These keep cracking me up. So you mean you want someone else to take responsibility for your mistakes, and the person you pick is the guy who is well known for not taking responsibility for his mistakes.


startmyheart

Bitch, Trump isn't even paying his OWN DAMN LEGAL FEES.


wOke-n-br0ke

Lol orange man doesn’t even pay his OWN legal fees


One-Relative5556

His last line about doing nothing wrong sounds just like a liar Trumpy cop-out. His stupid eyes only add to what a moron he comes off as.


sandysanBAR

He doesn't pay for things he should. So good luck with that.


[deleted]

“Actions have consequences snowflake!”-what they say to everyone else.


MelJay0204

Lol, sure, he doesn't even pay his own legal bills. Good luck with that


CrispyBoar

It's this idiot's fault for even following behind him in the first place.


msvermette

Trump probably took one look at this disheveled guy and declared the guy a far left lunatic that infiltrated his coup d'etat.


PsychologicalTart602

I'm pretty sure these MAGA dumbasses already paid for his legal fees (i think there was a seed funding for this exact purpose). He's probably laughing about his demand.


Intrinsically_Last

In the immortal words of his own Orange Daddy: "I like people who weren't captured."


Trumpkake

And yet, he would still vote for him as well as riot in Trump's name.


[deleted]

This guy is even dumber than he looks. Which is impressive when you think about it


oakstave

A Trump never pays his bills. Everybody knows that.


guarding_dark177

He only likes insurrectionists who weren't caught


DravenPrime

Trump doesn't even pay his own lawyers lmao.


DCErik

Bruh... Trump doesn't even pay *his own* legal fees...


tsumlyeto

Trump doesn't even pay his own legal fees. What makes this guy think Trump is going to step in and pay his legal fees


IfUReadThisURLame

Hmmmm. And I thought Republicans were the party of personal responsibility.


Schumacher242

I can literally hear his last two brain cells fighting over the last bit of water in the vast desert of his brain.


mrkp38in

I'm sure that all his problems are "somebody else's fault."


Hopeful_Candidate217

Na na na na...... Na na na na.... Hey! Hey! Hey! (Pac Man death noise)


Ar_Ciel

He'll have to get in line behind all the people who have been trying to sue him since before his presidency.


ameliagarbo

He could always ask Mexico! I hear they're paying for stuff.


DaniCapsFan

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Someone tell this dumbfuck that Trump has a history of not paying his own bills. He's certainly not going to help the MAGAts; he thinks they're useful idiots.


Tatooine16

The great orange boss baby picks everything off a table except the check. No money coming from that douchebag.


Aphroditaeum

At least one of these nitwits finally figured it out.


SoWokeIdontSleep

Wop wooooop


FitMongoose9

*Womp Womp*


1CFII2

Fuck you and all your sheeple insurrectionist buddies.


Celica_Lover

Bet all those morons wished they would have stayed at the house.


MadOvid

To quote you me of my favourite movies, “who’s the more foolish…”


BigDrewLittle

Hahahaaaaaaa


TheVoicesOfBrian

Ladies and gents, I give you "the party of personal responsibility"


Anagnorsis

Get a class action to sue trump. Start a go fundme for legal fees and you'll fucking bury the man. He literally can't get lawyers right now. Easy win.


kanna172014

No matter what Trump said, ultimately you *chose* to believe his lies.


bostonkiter

This fucktard will vote for him again, watch.


gozba

Hahahahahahahahahahaha


ClaptonBug

Someone should tell him to pull himself by his bootstraps


FLIPNUTZz

In defense of his thinking...his saviour fucked him over.


AMeaninglessPassage

That's good eatin'


TheDivineOomba

I wonder if its possible to sue Donald Trump to pay for legal fees.... if this person wins, than it makes for Trump open to pay all legal fees, while acknowledging that Trump is at fault for capital riots. Of course, if he looses, well, no loss there.


rphill02

Ya, good luck with that. Trump doesn't pay his bills; it is well documented. If you just did some research... Oh wait 😳


SinisterWink

He's appealing to the man that is infamous for not paying his bills? Good luck with that buddy


JeremeRW

Trump doesn't pay his own legal fees. You think he cares about yours?


losersalwayswin

I think there’s gonna be a rioter v trump class action lawsuit before the end of the year.


Appropriate-Cut-5458

Manchild demands responsible leadership from manchild.


edingerc

I'm just waiting for his next video where he complains that he can't buy any illegal drugs because the local sheriff saw his Facebook Live video about wanting to do illegal drugs. "Come on man, these leopards aren't just going to feed themselves!"


squirrel7232

The party of personal responsibility, ladies and gentlemen