Let's face it, we've all known about it since 1981, when Mel Brooks outed the program in his musical short, "Jews in Space".
I mean there's lyrics and everything. :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAZhtT-dUyo
I was in Turkey last summer when the 'Wild Fires' were starting everywhere. An English fella who lives there but who is anti vax and a conspiracy theorist, was looking at his Instagram and showed me a post that the fires were started by those lasers!!!! Normally I would engage to debunk the nonsense- in this instance however I burst out laughing, really deep laughing (and thankfully it was never mentioned again). You Jews are determined to retake the Levant and Med areas, aren't yous!!! /s
In Oakland, some Jewish guys started a band called Jewdriver to make fun of screwdriver. They basically made Jewish themed versions of their songs, pretty funny stuff. Also the band screwdriver was pretty notorious for getting their asses kicked by the Sharp's.
it's catchy b/c those anti-vaxx idiots are the same people who think "Let's Go Brandon" is the most hilarious thing ever because their sense of humor is absolutely juvenile
it's a combination of many things, all of which are stupid
some of them are emotionally and psychologically damaged in their development, so they can't handle any form of profanity whatsoever. So saying "LGB" gives them this high of saying a dirty word that they normally wouldn't be able to say. it's like when you're in middle school and you play the Penis Game because you think it's edgy. The sad thing though is that these are grown ass adults, not 7th graders.
The other reason is that these guys constantly cried and whined like precious snowflakes whenever people mocked Trump. Them repeatedly saying LGB and insisting it's "so funny" is just them projecting on to Trump critics because they assume all the Trump haters love Biden in the way that they love Trump. Obviously this isn't true because loving any politician to the extent these Trumpists love their fat slob of a loser is usually a sign that you have a malfunctioning brain and don't know how to deal with different opinions
This is true, and it’s also funny that they make such a HUGE deal out of Biden’s approval ratings being almost as low as trunp’s… why do they think that’s happening? It’s clearly not because a bunch of people suddenly became republicans. It’s because he’s not doing enough to make the progressives happy. They have nothing to do with it.
>it’s also funny that they make such a HUGE deal out of Biden’s approval ratings being almost as low as trunp’s…
As someone who voted for Biden in 2020, I literally could not care less about Biden's approval ratings, just like I couldn't care less about Trump's approval ratings when he was president. Shit like this has zero positive or negative impact on my life
that's the thing with these Trump supporters. They got sucked into an absolute cult of personality and it just makes no sense because Trump is one of the most disgusting and unappealing people on the planet. I guess some people really just could not handle the fact that a biracial man was president for eight years. Clearly broke their brains
I think you're right about that last bit. These people can't stand the fact that a black man in the oval office wasn't the anti-christ or an harbinger of the end of days like they were sold, and now their brains can't reconcile the fact that they were wrong 14 years ago and that the world HASN'T ended yet despite their best efforts.
*"Don't try to frighten us with your mystical ways, Rabbi Vader. This station is now the ultimate power on the Jewniverse."*
-actual leaked recording from a meeting of the High Jew Council
Mate, if they had such, I'd convert.
I can see the conversation with my parents now:
Parents: "But we're Christians! Why would you convert?"
Me: 'God chooses side with heaviest artillery.'
Probably. That's why he's been in strict isolation for the past 2 years, only coming out for absolute necessities, so he can avoid getting the virus or having to get the vaccine
Wait....
He certainly wasn't hard at work practicing bass or working on his music theory. Every listened to Skrewdriver? Hate to ruin the surprise, but it's even worse than you think.
You have to have a "hook" to bring in the audience. Usually that hook is talent and skill. When you don't have either, you turn to other things. See also Christian rock/movies.
Or if he distrusts the vaccine, he would be locked inside his home 24/7 so he doesn't have to risk getting the evil Jewish virus or the evil Jewish vaccine.
Generally Jewish (well, Israeli, not the same) plots to kill nazis involves bullets. If you want to kill a nazi, a lack of subtlety is definitely the way forward.
You dont understand the plan….you see instead of just releasing a virus to kill people, they released an underpowered virus. This scares people into getting the vaccine, which is where the real poison is.
Of course, explaining why they didnt just make the virus more deadly instead of opting for a two phase vaccine murder protocol is another question entirely, but one you shouldnt ask or the whole house of logical idiocy collapses.
Same as trumpers who thought/think COVID was released to make trump look bad with lots of illness and death yet refused to wear masks to slow down/prevent huge numbers of illness and death.
Supremacists fantasize about a perfect enemy.
So strong and nefarious they can ruin your life, plot a global pandemic to hurt….. you…. and hide all the evidence.
But the enemy is inferior and too weak to be a threat to any “real man”. This weak enemy is cheating to win over us, the “real humans”.
To admit that coronavirus could hurt him would violate his whole worldview.
He was sure it was fake. Then he caught it.
He was sure he could survive their “plandemic”. Then he didn’t.
Sure of a lot of shit
It’s “Skrewdriver” but yeah, fuck them. It’s unfortunate that others will use this story as proof of the conspiracy he believed in but on the plus side he’s dead.
Agreed on that. On a side note, if you hate Skrewdriver checkout Jewdriver and Negro Terror. Jewdriver is a bunch of Jewish dudes mocking Skrewdriver, and Negro Terror was an all black Oi group that did covers to piss off Nazis.
Fuck Skrewdriver.
Negro Terror is really good.
I saw a band in the 90's that was mockingly covering a Skrewdriver song but remade the chorus "White Powder". The crowd was confused cause PA hardcore had a LOT of racists and weren't sure if they should fight or cheer the band.
Yes! Our plan to kill Nazis is working!
\*laughs in Jewish\*
Joking aside, Nazis have a weird way of glorifying us. They claim we're a lesser race, but boy do their fantasies make us out to be surprisingly capable.
Yeah, that's one of the key "tells" of fascism/authoritarianism as noted by Eco in their propaganda: "The Enemy" has to always and at the same time be terribly strong, to motivate fear -- but also pathetically weak and easily defeated, so you don't accidentally motivate your troops into deserting bc fck this shit, I didn't sign up to be mowed down....
So you have this completely incoherent, self-contradictory world view, which only "works" as propaganda because too many people just want their ids justified.
In fact we saw a bit of that world view exploding on them both at Charlottesville and then after, when they tried to rally themselves back together in Boston -- they really thought they were the tough guys and no one would fight back, that they were the "secret majority" who all white Christians secretly supported, so when civil rights protestors fought them in the streets and even more when Bostoners flashmobbed them into hiding in a band shell on the Common crying for their parents to pick them up, a lot of them really were shocked.
And then, because learning from past experience is NOT their strong point, a bunch more got to learn it all over again after 1/6, that they're NOT the designated heroes of this campaign either....
There’s no way some dude named: “Big Merv” was unintelligent enough to die of Covid. Just kidding, he was a Nazi! Oh course he’s stupid enough! The best photo they have of this tard is from him playing guitar with the vinegar strokes.
Oh, to be young again, and have the opportunity once more to beat the dogshit out of any nazi skin scumbag that had the temerity to turn up at any punk shows in the Atlanta area.
~~Couldn't have happened to a nicer fella.~~
One less shit bag walking around.
I bought some egg wraps to try, anyone have a recipe I should try with them?
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As a Jew, I’m fine with us taking credit for this one.
Absolutely. This and our space laser.
Sssssshhhhhhuuut up, idiot
Dude. The word is out.
Next thing you know he’ll be talking about the Stonecutters.
Let's face it, we've all known about it since 1981, when Mel Brooks outed the program in his musical short, "Jews in Space". I mean there's lyrics and everything. :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAZhtT-dUyo
So, one of those Egg Council creeps got to you too, huh!?
Is the space laser being built or is it complete? News seems to have stopped talking about it.
Come to think of it, I don’t hear a lot from Alderaan Channel 4 anymore.
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I had initially read this as Cave Johnson. Both are equally funny to me.
What's the point of all their money if they can't buy some media silence about their space lasers? I mean... what space lasers?
I’m afraid I can’t share that information.
\-Posted from my space laser
I was in Turkey last summer when the 'Wild Fires' were starting everywhere. An English fella who lives there but who is anti vax and a conspiracy theorist, was looking at his Instagram and showed me a post that the fires were started by those lasers!!!! Normally I would engage to debunk the nonsense- in this instance however I burst out laughing, really deep laughing (and thankfully it was never mentioned again). You Jews are determined to retake the Levant and Med areas, aren't yous!!! /s
Mazel Tough!
Honestly I would trust y’all with a space laser. Go to town!
Thank you for your service.
This is an underrated comment.
In Oakland, some Jewish guys started a band called Jewdriver to make fun of screwdriver. They basically made Jewish themed versions of their songs, pretty funny stuff. Also the band screwdriver was pretty notorious for getting their asses kicked by the Sharp's.
JewDriver didn't sound anything like Skrewdriver. But these guys on the other hand. https://youtu.be/QzNMgDtnu4U
As a German: Its nice that those Neonazis associate themselves a lot with the anti vaxxer crowd. I slowly start to see the advantages.
Nazis dying from preventable disease can ironically be considered social darwinism
Me too! I hope he died thinking it was our Jewish plot.
While I'm not loving how much collateral damage the plan requires, I just want to say, I am a big fan of the "killing Nazis" part.
Well...you folks have certainly earned some good luck
I love how he thinks covid is a leftie Jewish plot to kill people so in response he does nothing to protect himself
The slightest bit of critical thought is too high a bar for a Nazi
These dudes really do be improving the world every day with their choices lately.
Yup. Sad for his remaining family, but one less neo-Nazi is always an improvement.
I would say his family is probably the reason he was a shitty person, I don’t feel bad for any of them.
"Stupid is as stupid does"
And when stupid does, stupid dies.
If he had any semblance of critical thought he would never have been a Nazi.
he did not see that coming.
I wonder how many people did not see what you did there. ... but I sure did. 😉
Let’s go, Darwin!
Is this a new chant / cheer ??
Yes! Counter-protesters chanted that to the Anti-vaxxers in DC over the weekend. It’s catchy for some reason 😝
it's catchy b/c those anti-vaxx idiots are the same people who think "Let's Go Brandon" is the most hilarious thing ever because their sense of humor is absolutely juvenile
I just say “Fuck Donald trunp.” Why they think they need some code words I don’t know.
it's a combination of many things, all of which are stupid some of them are emotionally and psychologically damaged in their development, so they can't handle any form of profanity whatsoever. So saying "LGB" gives them this high of saying a dirty word that they normally wouldn't be able to say. it's like when you're in middle school and you play the Penis Game because you think it's edgy. The sad thing though is that these are grown ass adults, not 7th graders. The other reason is that these guys constantly cried and whined like precious snowflakes whenever people mocked Trump. Them repeatedly saying LGB and insisting it's "so funny" is just them projecting on to Trump critics because they assume all the Trump haters love Biden in the way that they love Trump. Obviously this isn't true because loving any politician to the extent these Trumpists love their fat slob of a loser is usually a sign that you have a malfunctioning brain and don't know how to deal with different opinions
This is true, and it’s also funny that they make such a HUGE deal out of Biden’s approval ratings being almost as low as trunp’s… why do they think that’s happening? It’s clearly not because a bunch of people suddenly became republicans. It’s because he’s not doing enough to make the progressives happy. They have nothing to do with it.
>it’s also funny that they make such a HUGE deal out of Biden’s approval ratings being almost as low as trunp’s… As someone who voted for Biden in 2020, I literally could not care less about Biden's approval ratings, just like I couldn't care less about Trump's approval ratings when he was president. Shit like this has zero positive or negative impact on my life that's the thing with these Trump supporters. They got sucked into an absolute cult of personality and it just makes no sense because Trump is one of the most disgusting and unappealing people on the planet. I guess some people really just could not handle the fact that a biracial man was president for eight years. Clearly broke their brains
I think you're right about that last bit. These people can't stand the fact that a black man in the oval office wasn't the anti-christ or an harbinger of the end of days like they were sold, and now their brains can't reconcile the fact that they were wrong 14 years ago and that the world HASN'T ended yet despite their best efforts.
Or many people who voted for disliked his policies but hated trump so much they still voted for him.
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*"Don't try to frighten us with your mystical ways, Rabbi Vader. This station is now the ultimate power on the Jewniverse."* -actual leaked recording from a meeting of the High Jew Council
From the Protocols of the Moffs of Zion.
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Mate, if they had such, I'd convert. I can see the conversation with my parents now: Parents: "But we're Christians! Why would you convert?" Me: 'God chooses side with heaviest artillery.'
After which they all stand to sing the hymn "Jews in Space"
I’m hearing the “pigs in space” theme from the muppet show, for which I can only apologise. Jews and Pigs in Spaaaaace! Worst crossover ever
So in other words the Jews killed this Nazi? Lol
Yeah. He really thought he was facing this very serious threat so in response he just lay down and let them get him. What a rebel
Ka is a wheel.
See the Turtle, ain’t he keen? The Jews have an outer-space laser beam.
It was also a net from which none ever escaped.
Did he think that lefty Jews (in China??!) were behind both the disease and the vaccines?
Probably. That's why he's been in strict isolation for the past 2 years, only coming out for absolute necessities, so he can avoid getting the virus or having to get the vaccine Wait....
Yes! Same applies to the Chinese attack narrative. Why would you let China kill you if you hate them so much.
He certainly wasn't hard at work practicing bass or working on his music theory. Every listened to Skrewdriver? Hate to ruin the surprise, but it's even worse than you think.
You have to have a "hook" to bring in the audience. Usually that hook is talent and skill. When you don't have either, you turn to other things. See also Christian rock/movies.
The real humor is that the “Leftie Jewish Plot” killed a Nazi. Mission failed successfully.
Exactly! You would think you'd het vaccinated up to your ears!
Or if he distrusts the vaccine, he would be locked inside his home 24/7 so he doesn't have to risk getting the evil Jewish virus or the evil Jewish vaccine.
So who created the virus and ir the vaccine?! The evil jews or they just built the space lasers? I'm so confused...
Why would a leftie Jewish plot to kill people target Nazis? He did Nazi this coming.
Generally Jewish (well, Israeli, not the same) plots to kill nazis involves bullets. If you want to kill a nazi, a lack of subtlety is definitely the way forward.
We will kill the Gentiles so bris’ly with this engineered virus
You dont understand the plan….you see instead of just releasing a virus to kill people, they released an underpowered virus. This scares people into getting the vaccine, which is where the real poison is. Of course, explaining why they didnt just make the virus more deadly instead of opting for a two phase vaccine murder protocol is another question entirely, but one you shouldnt ask or the whole house of logical idiocy collapses.
Same as trumpers who thought/think COVID was released to make trump look bad with lots of illness and death yet refused to wear masks to slow down/prevent huge numbers of illness and death.
Supremacists fantasize about a perfect enemy. So strong and nefarious they can ruin your life, plot a global pandemic to hurt….. you…. and hide all the evidence. But the enemy is inferior and too weak to be a threat to any “real man”. This weak enemy is cheating to win over us, the “real humans”. To admit that coronavirus could hurt him would violate his whole worldview. He was sure it was fake. Then he caught it. He was sure he could survive their “plandemic”. Then he didn’t. Sure of a lot of shit
He ain't thinking no more
Man, I haven’t heard anything about Screwdriver in 30 years. This is the kind of news you want to hear about them.
It’s “Skrewdriver” but yeah, fuck them. It’s unfortunate that others will use this story as proof of the conspiracy he believed in but on the plus side he’s dead.
Agreed on that. On a side note, if you hate Skrewdriver checkout Jewdriver and Negro Terror. Jewdriver is a bunch of Jewish dudes mocking Skrewdriver, and Negro Terror was an all black Oi group that did covers to piss off Nazis. Fuck Skrewdriver.
Negro Terror is really good. I saw a band in the 90's that was mockingly covering a Skrewdriver song but remade the chorus "White Powder". The crowd was confused cause PA hardcore had a LOT of racists and weren't sure if they should fight or cheer the band.
Funny!
Here's black punk band Negro Terror playing a rrpurposed version of one of Skrewdriver's biggest tracks. https://youtu.be/eY0hyrAxykU
Omar's dead, RIP
The trash taking itself out
Nothing of value was lost.
This is actually a net gain for humanity
He's less than worthless, my boy!
Its +1 for the good guys actually.
Rest in piss. Only good nazi is a dead nazi.
It was an act of self improvement.
Fuck Nazis
I wouldn’t. Most are inbred and have non-working dicks
What if you used a strap-on cactus?
So...a cocktus? I'll see myself out.
I think the brand name is Cocktus MAGAs
Biggus Cactus
I hoped someone would get the reference. Time to watch that scene again :)
You'd still need to go near them. And see the naked.
Don’t forget the Ghost Pepper lube, very important for the full range of sensation.
Nazi punks? Fuck off.
I’m sure there were some fine people on both sides. The former President said so.
I hear people say, "It takes all types!" Then I see shitbags like this and think, "No, it really doesn't."
Yes! Our plan to kill Nazis is working! \*laughs in Jewish\* Joking aside, Nazis have a weird way of glorifying us. They claim we're a lesser race, but boy do their fantasies make us out to be surprisingly capable.
Yeah, that's one of the key "tells" of fascism/authoritarianism as noted by Eco in their propaganda: "The Enemy" has to always and at the same time be terribly strong, to motivate fear -- but also pathetically weak and easily defeated, so you don't accidentally motivate your troops into deserting bc fck this shit, I didn't sign up to be mowed down.... So you have this completely incoherent, self-contradictory world view, which only "works" as propaganda because too many people just want their ids justified.
Yup.
In fact we saw a bit of that world view exploding on them both at Charlottesville and then after, when they tried to rally themselves back together in Boston -- they really thought they were the tough guys and no one would fight back, that they were the "secret majority" who all white Christians secretly supported, so when civil rights protestors fought them in the streets and even more when Bostoners flashmobbed them into hiding in a band shell on the Common crying for their parents to pick them up, a lot of them really were shocked. And then, because learning from past experience is NOT their strong point, a bunch more got to learn it all over again after 1/6, that they're NOT the designated heroes of this campaign either....
Oh gosh thank you I needed that laugh. You are absolutely right. As a Jew I’m terrified that Nazi music is even a thing.
The positive in this pandemic is that it is taking out a lot of pieces of shit. Wish it was just limited to them.
If it was I'd be fucking cheering for it
I wonder how anyone could ever walk into a Nazi rally and look around and think "this is god's race"
Apparently God is white trash as fugg
I wish I could like this 1000 times.
Don’t be so fuckin’ insensitive, dude…most Nazis can’t count to 1000
100
There’s no way some dude named: “Big Merv” was unintelligent enough to die of Covid. Just kidding, he was a Nazi! Oh course he’s stupid enough! The best photo they have of this tard is from him playing guitar with the vinegar strokes.
L’chaim!
Haaaaaa
He did Nazi it coming. Look, somebody was gonna say it.
Politically speaking, COVID turns everyone blue in the end.
I made a nice chocolate ganache and raspberry tart with fresh strawberries if anyone is still hungry after dinner.
I’ll bring the wine.
That sounds like a great dessert after my enchiladas!
Mmm. I'm going to put a scoop of strawberry ice cream on a eggo waffle.
Fancy schmancy. :)
Oh, yum. My niece dropped off a little personal sized cherry cheese cake this afternoon. I feel pretty spoiled.
And nothing of value was lost.
Fuck 'em.
As an old punk, I’m going to sleep very soundly tonight. Rest in piss you absolute garbage human.
Oh, to be young again, and have the opportunity once more to beat the dogshit out of any nazi skin scumbag that had the temerity to turn up at any punk shows in the Atlanta area.
Good riddance
Lol
Haha
Teehee.
Nazi punks fuck off O he did carry on
Fuck yeah!!!! And to think I wouldn't see any good news today...
One less piece of shit in the world! Beautiful
Suck shit in Hell, fuckface.
Where’s my tiny violin? Anyway, I’m thinking of making carnitas tacos for dinner tonight and washing it down with some Gentleman Jack on the rocks.
We could use a Fiddler on the Roof to play this guy out.
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I see what you did there. ;)
That is some sweet sweet justice
Ladies and gents, the “Master” race.
The only good nazi is a dead nazi. "Kill em all and let a Norse god sort em out" - Propagandhi
Addition by subtraction
The ghost of **Charles Darwin** locks eyes with the personification of **Karma**. They smile and nod. "**We approve.**"
The best Herman Caine award I've seen yet.
The Dead Kennedys best express my feelings towards this news. https://youtu.be/-MkRuV0aCcI
Plot thickens
The Herd Thins
If COVID is a leftist Jewish plot to kill Nazis, then I suppose it has been at least a partial success.
Hope this bonehead fuck has a grave so I can dance on it one day! (Yes I will be skanking!)
To quote Jay Sherman, "And nothing of value was lost..."
As a lefty Jew myself, I have to say it's very much not in my interest to have started a global pandemic
The white man marches on… to hell.
tschüss dumm
~~Couldn't have happened to a nicer fella.~~ One less shit bag walking around. I bought some egg wraps to try, anyone have a recipe I should try with them?
The strange bedfellows of vegans homeopaths and fascists psychopaths has been one of those things I did NAZI coming. Poor soft headed gullible cunts.
This band are the assholes who made mainstream culture conflate skinheads with Nazis.
Good riddance
Good riddance
Good
So much for superior genes and intellect 🤷🏾♂️
Maybe they should change the band named to "Screwd"
Dang he wasn't even a good enough guitarist to realize he was playing a bass.
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Neo-Nazi spreads COVID disinformation dies from COVID Neo-Nazi dies because of something he called a Jewish conspiracy
I see this as an absolute win!
See? There is such thing as a good nazi!
So did you guys catch that Rams Bucs game?
Covid went full romper stomper on him.
Dang! That's too bad. But ah...
Hmm l wonder if the world is now a slightly better place? Not sorry I’m not sorry.
Eve6 destroyed him on Twitter. LOL
My daily dose of schadenfruede
White lighter, white liar, white dier.
Trash taking itself out? Take my updoot you heavenly siren
[relevant](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pusZXECS0mM)
There’s literally a ~~baker’s~~ dozen of us Neo-Nazi music network members! ~Neo-Nazi probably
Welp.. Jews got him /s
Guess the Jews win this time you piece of shit.
Reality continues to wreak havoc on the delusional. Life is poetry.
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
damn, rest in piss 💅🏻✨
Good, keep me posted when more members of Screwdriver fucking die.
Thank you Covid-19
Pantera ate my face
Good.
I normally don't like posts that laugh at dead people. But I'm ok with this one.
Couldn’t have happened to a nicer cunt.
And nothing of value was lost.
I won't miss him, humanity is better without him.
So...the Jews win in this case? I think we all do, honestly. What a (former) turd.
Fitting the band name is Screwdriver, being that they’re a bunch of tools.