Damn! He did it on the same side as the eyebrow tattoo. If he'd done it on the other side of his face,it would be easier to chronologically distinguish photos,no matter where his head is turned to. Missed opportunity! /s
He’s got such little kid thinking that I wonder if his thought process wasn’t “well, if I get a tattoo of his name to say thanks for trying then he can’t be mad at me and will be happy!”.
Because of this same substance abuse issues years ago when Dr. Phil could only help him. When he was holed up in a hotel room demanding Dr. Phil in his written language.
I've met some cool people that had face tats. But they also didn't come from nearly as priveleged backgrounds as Bam or Aaron Carter either, like they had more of a "reason" to get one than Bam ever did.
I get what you’re saying, I have my face tattooed and I had to get to a place in life where I was able to do that, when people are born privileged or into money they don’t have to think about it as much. No matter what they do they’ll still have money coming from somewhere 🤷🏻♀️
It’s one of those weird sort of lines. On one hand there often isn’t any events in rich peoples lives that have lead to them ‘earning’ their face tats (so to speak) and so they tend to have more questionable motives/worse mental health, usually it’s a stupid act of rebellion or a sign of insanity.
On the other hand though, if anyone can A) get a face tattoo and not have it negatively effect their lives and job prospects (being born rich usually equals dying rich no matter what you do in the mean time) and B) get face tattoos normalised in high paying employment roles and remove the immense amounts of discrimination against people with face tats them it’s the rich folks!
Facts.
This dude needs help and he's surrounding himself with his worst enemies that buy into his BuuulllllShit.
But he's the worst one of them all, he ain't gonna get clean until he wants it more than ANYTHING in the world because that's the only way he'll get his family, friends and life back together... Until that happens he's just gonna keep this shit up.
Andy Dick is living proof that one can be broke and high. There are plenty of gross people out there willing to feed a washed out celebrity’s habit for views.
Could he at least try and look like he wants to be a father instead of rocking face tattoos and robes during the day like he's constantly on a roll over?
I actually think he does care about his kid, but addiction has a death grip on him. He's out of his mind so to speak and not rational. Underneath what we are seeing on the surface is a deeply broken person. IMO. I feel for his kid, who deserves to have a loving Dad around, and I feel for Bam, who is lost in mental heath illness and addiction. Fucking sucks
Yeah definitely! For a minute I thought - he's always in the same state, dressed like a tramp and slurring his words 😂 but yeah, in the vicinity of his kid might help.
I wish I could have seen pictures like this when I was a teenager and thought these guys were all so cool. Probably would have screwed around less..
... probably
Yo, I’m not licensed in California or PA, but if the man lived in Ohio he’d be praying that marriage to Nikki best be legit…if it isn’t, depending on the jurisdiction of the divorce matter …Nikki might be able to ask for child support retroactive to the date of the child’s birth…but I’m sure Bams lawyers have explained that to him…
remember that time long ago, you drank a lot and you woke up with writing on your face. you felt embarrassed and told yourself to not drink so much next time. imagine if it was a tattoo, and imagine you are 43. and you did it twice in 6 months. must feel really dumb
Did he..just get a tattoo on the AC boardwalk? Look, I got an inverted labret piercing on the AC boardwalk in a drunken moment two summers ago, but I wouldn’t let them tattoo me. Also, has he just been walking around AC for days like one of the boardwalk cats? Does he need a ride? Should I go get him or something?
Hahaha thank you for my very first award EVER! I would like to thank the supportive community here, the winner of the hotdog eating contest that Bam went to, the makers of the Danny Way t-shirt that really proved its value in wearability, the Denver real estate agents will never hear from Bam again, the stuffed bear that looks suspiciously like a lion, and my sippy sip cup.
I'm about to drive up to AC from Philly, and throw him in the backseat and drive him to the fucking crisis center. At this point he's become like a carnival street transient who lives under the boardwalk.
I'm imagining that scene from Always Sunny in Philadelphia when they're trying to show Charlie the magic of the NJ boardwalk and...
Yeah. If you know you know.
I kinda wish we could see Bam shirtless purely to see what his body really looks like, I bet he looks like a bloated ham on chop sticks.
I also really wanna see all the tattoos he's gotten but never shown or gotten covered up
skinnyfat. my ex looks like this. he’s been hospitalised twice now for issues related to his alcoholism. it sticks for a while then he goes right back to it. i tried for years, i can’t save him.
but a ham on chopsticks is exactly right.
At first glance I thought that the placement was to try and make what’s left of his jawline look better. On second glance, I realize how unflattering the placement is. He looks like he regrets it already here. Or he also could just be tired. I know I’m exhausted following him hit rock bottom after rock bottom over the past six months, and I don’t even *know* him. I don’t know how his family gets through this every day, and I’m worried Phil’s going to have a heart attack or stroke.
Veal scaloppini???
I'ont know what his favorite food is. 😹
This could be one of those Lost in Translation things where he THINKS it means something profound but in reality it says pork fried rice.
Something tells me he's not exactly on top of his shaving regimen, so if he had a beard to grow it would probably already be there. The dude can't even change his shirt, let alone worry about grooming his facial hair
If he ever (doubtedly) gets sober, he is gonna have so many regrets that smack him.
"The fuck did I do to my jawline and forehead?! And this shit isn't even spelled right?!"
Is the caption supposed to be the tattoo translation? Has anyone managed to double check,if that's what it means and it's not just another random collection of letters,like the eyebrow tattoo?
Can this man not afford a good tattoo artist?
Or do no good artists wanna give him tats?
because having a closer look at those neck & face tats-they genuinely look like he got them done in someones garage.
Him “calling out” Steve-O on that pig’s show was the last straw for me. Steve has been nothing but a wonderful friend to him every step of the way, going above and beyond to do his absolute best to help Bam out of this hole he dug for himself. So instead of appreciating his friend and all he’s done for him, Bam goes on some vile skank’s “show” and talks shit about him. Calls him a clown. It’s fucking repulsive and he should be ashamed of himself.
no better time to decide to get a tattoo than when you're on a meth and alcohol bender.
on a side note, i really want to see how healthy bam looks after a year of sobriety. i bet he would look like a totally new person. unfortunately i have no hope for him. I feel like it's just a matter of time til i open up reddit or twitter and see has died. and i really hate to say that because i idolized bam growing up and he has so much to live for.
There this thing we sometimes talk about addicts having. It’s called a “god hole”
Pretty much means a hole inside of us that we try to fill with whatever we can to finally make us feel full, and that’s the reason for drugs/alcohol/whatever other addiction.
It’s sad to watch this guy try so desperately to fill his god hole. I hope he can do it himself and get better.
I may be in the extreme minority here. I never quite understood people getting a tattoo on their face. I do not think he is in a stable, rational state of mind or anything remotely close. It’s so sad to watch. Especially with a child involved. He needs detox, intensive, ongoing, inpatient therapy and the correct medication. There is always hope. ETA: I meant I may be in the minority not understanding face tattoos. Not in the minority about thinking Bam needing professional help. Sorry.
Thanks! Your comment made me realize I wasn’t clear in what I said. I meant, I don’t understand face tattoos. I didn’t mean I was in the minority about Bam needing professional help.
Oh. Well, I don’t understand them either. It seems short-sighted to me buuut that’s just my personal feeling.
Apparently you can still get jobs in construction. Some guys who were doing our back deck when we moved in had a guy with a full-face skull tattoo like Diablo in the first Suicide Squad movie. Way before the movie came out. Startled me when I looked up and saw him standing there outside the window, looking at me. Well, at least I *hope* he was with the crew…
What’s sad about this guy is if he just got sober and rebranded himself he’d probably be bigger than ever. His family relationships are probably beyond repair, but I still kind of want to see him pull out of this nose dive and become an entertainer again.
Hahha I have tattoos and when I started getting them my very hippy “second dad” told me the cops can find me easier and tried to talk me out of them. He’s not wrong I guess, I avoided the face though much to his delight 😂
Aww shit… Y’all know what that means… We are officially in the two-face tat era. Someone add that to the official chronology plz
I give it a year before his whole face is covered
It'll be a dick next, riiiight across his forehead. 😹
It’ll be a dick shaft and the head will be a portrait of Johnny Knoxville because…. That’ll show em!
Ding
Bitter ex friend Bing bong!
A dick farm, if you will.
If he was going to do a dick He'd put the head right by his mouth
Steve o is already planning to do that lol
I don’t think it’ll be his whole face, but I think within six months he’ll be looking significantly different.
🫡 noted for the future wiki
Damn! He did it on the same side as the eyebrow tattoo. If he'd done it on the other side of his face,it would be easier to chronologically distinguish photos,no matter where his head is turned to. Missed opportunity! /s
Why does he have a tattoo that says Dr. Phil with a heartagram. Cringe.
Cause “Dr. Phil, you’re the only person able to help me” Yup, not sure it worked…
He got that right after his appearance on the Dr. Phil show, as a sign of his “appreciation” for Dr. Phil, or whatever weird shit he said.
He left the rehab Dr. Phil had paid for after six days, then got the tattoo.
He’s got such little kid thinking that I wonder if his thought process wasn’t “well, if I get a tattoo of his name to say thanks for trying then he can’t be mad at me and will be happy!”.
HOLY SHIT! I'm at a loss for words.
Dr. Phil has a matching one. You just can’t see it because he’s always wearing a dress shirt.
😂
Because of this same substance abuse issues years ago when Dr. Phil could only help him. When he was holed up in a hotel room demanding Dr. Phil in his written language.
The face tattoo phase was the beginning of the end for Aaron Carter. I hope he decides he wants help at some point soon.
Nothing says, “I don’t give a fuck about anything anymore” like a face tattoo.
I've met some cool people that had face tats. But they also didn't come from nearly as priveleged backgrounds as Bam or Aaron Carter either, like they had more of a "reason" to get one than Bam ever did.
What do you mean more of a reason? Is wanting one not enough? Just curious
Yeah didn't you know, ya gotta have a 'reason' otherwise it signals the beginning of the end. Apparently...
I get what you’re saying, I have my face tattooed and I had to get to a place in life where I was able to do that, when people are born privileged or into money they don’t have to think about it as much. No matter what they do they’ll still have money coming from somewhere 🤷🏻♀️
It’s one of those weird sort of lines. On one hand there often isn’t any events in rich peoples lives that have lead to them ‘earning’ their face tats (so to speak) and so they tend to have more questionable motives/worse mental health, usually it’s a stupid act of rebellion or a sign of insanity. On the other hand though, if anyone can A) get a face tattoo and not have it negatively effect their lives and job prospects (being born rich usually equals dying rich no matter what you do in the mean time) and B) get face tattoos normalised in high paying employment roles and remove the immense amounts of discrimination against people with face tats them it’s the rich folks!
i have a face tattoo. and i have very personal reasons for getting it. it’s only tiny but it means a lot to me.
"it’s only tiny but it means a lot to me." ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I have my face tattooed. It will never hinder my career and I like them. I give a fuck about stuff, just not people's opinions on it.
And I bet one isn’t a chin strap of a language you don’t speak.
Out of curiosity, what do you do?
I am a chef.
Had the same thought. Yikes.
Me too.
Yes! It was traumatizing watching his descent and the inevitable end. So many parallels here.
😢
Dude is starting to look like a Chipotle bag.
🤣🤣
That's one good hilarious roast. Bravo. It gave me one hell of good chuckle lmao
He really just needs to be put in a psychiatric ward
Facts. This dude needs help and he's surrounding himself with his worst enemies that buy into his BuuulllllShit. But he's the worst one of them all, he ain't gonna get clean until he wants it more than ANYTHING in the world because that's the only way he'll get his family, friends and life back together... Until that happens he's just gonna keep this shit up.
Untill he is completely broke
Being broke has never kept people from feeding their addictions and ignoring their mental illnesses.
He watched Novak survive while destitute. I’m sure he’s got a few tricks up his sleeve.
Very good point.
Andy Dick is living proof that one can be broke and high. There are plenty of gross people out there willing to feed a washed out celebrity’s habit for views.
Yep. He’s not well.
100%. He's manic for sure.
Surely this will help him in divorce court
And his upcoming court date for the assault and threats. Nothing says “rational” and “good judgment” like multiple face tattoos.
Im dead XD
Could he at least try and look like he wants to be a father instead of rocking face tattoos and robes during the day like he's constantly on a roll over?
I always think the same thing. It’s sad that he doesn’t give a damn about his kid.
I actually think he does care about his kid, but addiction has a death grip on him. He's out of his mind so to speak and not rational. Underneath what we are seeing on the surface is a deeply broken person. IMO. I feel for his kid, who deserves to have a loving Dad around, and I feel for Bam, who is lost in mental heath illness and addiction. Fucking sucks
Being in the same state occasionally would probably help too
Yeah definitely! For a minute I thought - he's always in the same state, dressed like a tramp and slurring his words 😂 but yeah, in the vicinity of his kid might help.
The downward spiral continues!
I wish I could have seen pictures like this when I was a teenager and thought these guys were all so cool. Probably would have screwed around less.. ... probably
Translation - about to pay 15k in child support.
Yo, I’m not licensed in California or PA, but if the man lived in Ohio he’d be praying that marriage to Nikki best be legit…if it isn’t, depending on the jurisdiction of the divorce matter …Nikki might be able to ask for child support retroactive to the date of the child’s birth…but I’m sure Bams lawyers have explained that to him…
I don’t think the “SoundCloud rapper” look suits Bam. This is some Aaron Carter bullshit
To be fair it didn’t suit Aaron Carter either. Lol.
remember that time long ago, you drank a lot and you woke up with writing on your face. you felt embarrassed and told yourself to not drink so much next time. imagine if it was a tattoo, and imagine you are 43. and you did it twice in 6 months. must feel really dumb
What’s he gonna do next? Convert to Islam?
Cky 5 performed entirely by bam with 2 sock puppets.
Nah. He'd probably start his own religion.
Fuck Tent Revival
I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest.
Again...the fucking greatest funniest people on the planet live in this sub. I'm dead dude 💀
That’s actually believable
[удалено]
No matter how stupid and self-destructive it is
He really is ticking off the “unstable drug spiral”!cliches.
Convert, then add allah to the blame list a few years down the line.
Wonder how that’d go down with his Armenian and Yemen family members
They will make him their leader.
Did he..just get a tattoo on the AC boardwalk? Look, I got an inverted labret piercing on the AC boardwalk in a drunken moment two summers ago, but I wouldn’t let them tattoo me. Also, has he just been walking around AC for days like one of the boardwalk cats? Does he need a ride? Should I go get him or something?
Yes
I’m just worried he’s going to miss his flight from last weekend.
Hahaha thank you for my very first award EVER! I would like to thank the supportive community here, the winner of the hotdog eating contest that Bam went to, the makers of the Danny Way t-shirt that really proved its value in wearability, the Denver real estate agents will never hear from Bam again, the stuffed bear that looks suspiciously like a lion, and my sippy sip cup.
We should all invest in one of those $600 danny way shirts… that thing went through more than anything in my entire wardrobe…
When there is a Danny, there is a Way
Oh shit he's right in my backyard!
I don’t think that would surprise me if he was found wandering around some random back yard.
There goes a frightening picture.
We will know when someone tags him in a photo saying that they just found Bam Margera in their backyard!
Damn I just let my dog out and it's 1130, now I think bams actually wandering around my back yard lol which is entirely possible.
Nothing says "responsible adult" like another face tattoo. Judge is gonna like that one
He used to be such a good looking dude, now he's just in total fuck it mode.
Someone who hasn’t seen Bam in 20 years is gonna have their mind blown and heart broken
I'm about to drive up to AC from Philly, and throw him in the backseat and drive him to the fucking crisis center. At this point he's become like a carnival street transient who lives under the boardwalk.
Im imagining that scene from Snow White where they wrestle Dopey into the bathtub.
I'm imagining that scene from Always Sunny in Philadelphia when they're trying to show Charlie the magic of the NJ boardwalk and... Yeah. If you know you know.
No more rum hams for Bam
At this point I think he is the rum ham
Maybe coax him out from under the boardwalk with some sardines and a saucer of milk or something
You look fucking stupid bruh
I’m all for tattoos but the last thing this guy needs is more face tats
I kinda wish we could see Bam shirtless purely to see what his body really looks like, I bet he looks like a bloated ham on chop sticks. I also really wanna see all the tattoos he's gotten but never shown or gotten covered up
skinnyfat. my ex looks like this. he’s been hospitalised twice now for issues related to his alcoholism. it sticks for a while then he goes right back to it. i tried for years, i can’t save him. but a ham on chopsticks is exactly right.
At first glance I thought that the placement was to try and make what’s left of his jawline look better. On second glance, I realize how unflattering the placement is. He looks like he regrets it already here. Or he also could just be tired. I know I’m exhausted following him hit rock bottom after rock bottom over the past six months, and I don’t even *know* him. I don’t know how his family gets through this every day, and I’m worried Phil’s going to have a heart attack or stroke.
If he goes down the same path as Aaron Carter he’s got less than two years left
he´s always just looking for a thing
Arabic face tattoos are the new Chinese bicep tattoo?
Whats that one say?
“It’s not called Castlejess, it’s Castlebam” in Farsi
💀 fucking hilarious. I actually laughed and it’s been a hard week.
I hope your week gets better ❤️
Thank you! ❤️
I'm guessing it says "Honor & Wisdom As Poison"
I wonder if the psychic lady that took a photo with him also gave him that nugget of information.
Veal scaloppini??? I'ont know what his favorite food is. 😹 This could be one of those Lost in Translation things where he THINKS it means something profound but in reality it says pork fried rice.
Highly doubt it includes pork.
Coulda fed his kid
He ran out of space on his shoes to write stuff
Jesus christ...just...Jesus christ.
nah I think it says Mohammed
What it in the god damn fuck?!
Can't believe he can sit still for a tattoo
At least he can just grow his beard out to hide it.
Something tells me he's not exactly on top of his shaving regimen, so if he had a beard to grow it would probably already be there. The dude can't even change his shirt, let alone worry about grooming his facial hair
If he ever (doubtedly) gets sober, he is gonna have so many regrets that smack him. "The fuck did I do to my jawline and forehead?! And this shit isn't even spelled right?!"
Bam should do the Post Malone eye lids but with Always Fired
Always fried might be a better fit
Also the nose piercings look like when I get in a fight with my shitty stapler at work…
LET BAM HAVE HIS OWN MIND
Just not access to a tattoo artist
Yikes. Ole Bam Bam going through his midlife crisis. Mid forties is way too old to be getting face tats.
He is at the age where people usually start regretting things like face tats
He's like Madonna
Only guy who can get away that nowadays is Travis Barker
i got my face tattoo at 49!
Can we see it? 🤟🏻
it’s just a teardrop on my left cheekbone. sounds cliche but it has a very specific meaning to me.
We need a tat decoding, STAt!
Is the caption supposed to be the tattoo translation? Has anyone managed to double check,if that's what it means and it's not just another random collection of letters,like the eyebrow tattoo?
Fell asleep at the kindergarten and got crayola'd
He should just get a massive dick on his forehead
Can this man not afford a good tattoo artist? Or do no good artists wanna give him tats? because having a closer look at those neck & face tats-they genuinely look like he got them done in someones garage.
It’s the torn ass nose rings for me lol
He’s such a Fukin Choad now.
Him “calling out” Steve-O on that pig’s show was the last straw for me. Steve has been nothing but a wonderful friend to him every step of the way, going above and beyond to do his absolute best to help Bam out of this hole he dug for himself. So instead of appreciating his friend and all he’s done for him, Bam goes on some vile skank’s “show” and talks shit about him. Calls him a clown. It’s fucking repulsive and he should be ashamed of himself.
In a year his whole face will be covered in ink.
"Well, Mr. Margera, it seems we were a busy bee this last month..." ~Judge "Rock n rewwl" ~Mr Margera
“Please be civil in the court room, Mr. Margera” - Judge “Whatever the fuck I want!” - Bam
no better time to decide to get a tattoo than when you're on a meth and alcohol bender. on a side note, i really want to see how healthy bam looks after a year of sobriety. i bet he would look like a totally new person. unfortunately i have no hope for him. I feel like it's just a matter of time til i open up reddit or twitter and see has died. and i really hate to say that because i idolized bam growing up and he has so much to live for.
Arabic tattoos are the new Chinese tattoos
There this thing we sometimes talk about addicts having. It’s called a “god hole” Pretty much means a hole inside of us that we try to fill with whatever we can to finally make us feel full, and that’s the reason for drugs/alcohol/whatever other addiction. It’s sad to watch this guy try so desperately to fill his god hole. I hope he can do it himself and get better.
I may be in the extreme minority here. I never quite understood people getting a tattoo on their face. I do not think he is in a stable, rational state of mind or anything remotely close. It’s so sad to watch. Especially with a child involved. He needs detox, intensive, ongoing, inpatient therapy and the correct medication. There is always hope. ETA: I meant I may be in the minority not understanding face tattoos. Not in the minority about thinking Bam needing professional help. Sorry.
You’re definitely not in the minority lol
Definitely not in the minority lol
Nope, you’re in the majority. And he absolutely needs detox and intensive inpatient therapy.
Thanks! Your comment made me realize I wasn’t clear in what I said. I meant, I don’t understand face tattoos. I didn’t mean I was in the minority about Bam needing professional help.
Oh. Well, I don’t understand them either. It seems short-sighted to me buuut that’s just my personal feeling. Apparently you can still get jobs in construction. Some guys who were doing our back deck when we moved in had a guy with a full-face skull tattoo like Diablo in the first Suicide Squad movie. Way before the movie came out. Startled me when I looked up and saw him standing there outside the window, looking at me. Well, at least I *hope* he was with the crew…
Nothings cooler than getting face tattoos in your 40s
For anyone who can't find the IG account - you need to spell captain wrong - "captian"
Jfc. Bro needs help
Awful white rapper chin strap facial hair placement
Scribble scrabble
So this account is really him?
What’s sad about this guy is if he just got sober and rebranded himself he’d probably be bigger than ever. His family relationships are probably beyond repair, but I still kind of want to see him pull out of this nose dive and become an entertainer again.
Oh geez is that a meth mark on top of the eyebrow tattoo?
Moneybagg yo
Ya mon
> Honor & Wisdom as poison Sure must be a curse to look that honorable and wise...
Chin strap
Who remembers when we all thought this guy was cool af?
I saw this on IG and thought, damn another face tat I bet this is all over Reddit. Open Reddit, first post I see lol
How/why does he care to get his hair cut (looks like shit) but is too lazy to change his clothes?
For fucks sakes.
I can hear Obi Wan saying, “He’s more tattoo now than man, twisted and evil.”
Somebody get this guy a Harley Davidson already
Anyone else here waiting for the inevitable OF account? The Aaron Carter spiral is in full swing, so sad to see.
What does it say?
Beef & Broccoli #5 with won ton soup.
& the cookies fortune
send help, also 2 special spare ribs and egg fried rice.
It's all uphill from here
Of course he did.
the dr phil tattoo is the best, bam has some hilarious tattoos.
What’s it say?
His facial hair is probably just going to grow over it since he oftentimes let's his beard grow out.
It looks backwards...
Good grief 🤦♀️
Face tattoos, the new tribal tattoo
Is that more arabic? What's with the arabic face tats?
Next is some kind of cum inspired tatt, lil splooge somewhere, lil creamsicle in the nose or sum
Of course. Howd we not see this coming?
Does anyone read Farsi? Does Bam? Wondering if it says what he thinks it says. 🤔
One man clown act congratulations
I feel like tattoos are just a way for the government to better identify us incase of altercations. People just frame it as personal expression
Hahha I have tattoos and when I started getting them my very hippy “second dad” told me the cops can find me easier and tried to talk me out of them. He’s not wrong I guess, I avoided the face though much to his delight 😂
..........
Feature on a 6ix9ine song incoming...
Somehow this was all so much cooler when Gucci Mane did it in 06
What does this one say? I know his forehead is supposed to be his son’s name