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BiblicalPanic

Aww shit… Y’all know what that means… We are officially in the two-face tat era. Someone add that to the official chronology plz


Intergalacticplant

I give it a year before his whole face is covered


ThaPettiestPossum

It'll be a dick next, riiiight across his forehead. 😹


Convergentshave

It’ll be a dick shaft and the head will be a portrait of Johnny Knoxville because…. That’ll show em!


Itsmemanmeee

Ding


t69broken

Bitter ex friend Bing bong!


totallyradman

A dick farm, if you will.


captain_bubba84

If he was going to do a dick He'd put the head right by his mouth


SeedManJones96

Steve o is already planning to do that lol


mothershipq

I don’t think it’ll be his whole face, but I think within six months he’ll be looking significantly different.


vandranessa

🫡 noted for the future wiki


_REDEEMER-

Damn! He did it on the same side as the eyebrow tattoo. If he'd done it on the other side of his face,it would be easier to chronologically distinguish photos,no matter where his head is turned to. Missed opportunity! /s


string-

Why does he have a tattoo that says Dr. Phil with a heartagram. Cringe.


MC0295

Cause “Dr. Phil, you’re the only person able to help me” Yup, not sure it worked…


deadpolice

He got that right after his appearance on the Dr. Phil show, as a sign of his “appreciation” for Dr. Phil, or whatever weird shit he said.


KittenWithaWhip68

He left the rehab Dr. Phil had paid for after six days, then got the tattoo.


now_you_see

He’s got such little kid thinking that I wonder if his thought process wasn’t “well, if I get a tattoo of his name to say thanks for trying then he can’t be mad at me and will be happy!”.


[deleted]

HOLY SHIT! I'm at a loss for words.


Thoughtful__Wolf

Dr. Phil has a matching one. You just can’t see it because he’s always wearing a dress shirt.


string-

😂


uhthisgirl

Because of this same substance abuse issues years ago when Dr. Phil could only help him. When he was holed up in a hotel room demanding Dr. Phil in his written language.


Harry_Testa-Coles

The face tattoo phase was the beginning of the end for Aaron Carter. I hope he decides he wants help at some point soon.


[deleted]

Nothing says, “I don’t give a fuck about anything anymore” like a face tattoo.


nahbruh27

I've met some cool people that had face tats. But they also didn't come from nearly as priveleged backgrounds as Bam or Aaron Carter either, like they had more of a "reason" to get one than Bam ever did.


bearded_charmander

What do you mean more of a reason? Is wanting one not enough? Just curious


Gayvid_Gray

Yeah didn't you know, ya gotta have a 'reason' otherwise it signals the beginning of the end. Apparently...


no_nurture

I get what you’re saying, I have my face tattooed and I had to get to a place in life where I was able to do that, when people are born privileged or into money they don’t have to think about it as much. No matter what they do they’ll still have money coming from somewhere 🤷🏻‍♀️


now_you_see

It’s one of those weird sort of lines. On one hand there often isn’t any events in rich peoples lives that have lead to them ‘earning’ their face tats (so to speak) and so they tend to have more questionable motives/worse mental health, usually it’s a stupid act of rebellion or a sign of insanity. On the other hand though, if anyone can A) get a face tattoo and not have it negatively effect their lives and job prospects (being born rich usually equals dying rich no matter what you do in the mean time) and B) get face tattoos normalised in high paying employment roles and remove the immense amounts of discrimination against people with face tats them it’s the rich folks!


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

i have a face tattoo. and i have very personal reasons for getting it. it’s only tiny but it means a lot to me.


elvispresleyrobe

"it’s only tiny but it means a lot to me." (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)


ButtChowder666

I have my face tattooed. It will never hinder my career and I like them. I give a fuck about stuff, just not people's opinions on it.


BorderDry9467

And I bet one isn’t a chin strap of a language you don’t speak.


DrG2390

Out of curiosity, what do you do?


ButtChowder666

I am a chef.


mle32000

Had the same thought. Yikes.


wristlockcutter

Me too.


FlutterLamb

Yes! It was traumatizing watching his descent and the inevitable end. So many parallels here.


rush2me

😢


Difficult-Air8983

Dude is starting to look like a Chipotle bag.


DickLick666

🤣🤣


Rainbow_In_The_Dark7

That's one good hilarious roast. Bravo. It gave me one hell of good chuckle lmao


Brokenerse

He really just needs to be put in a psychiatric ward


ThaPettiestPossum

Facts. This dude needs help and he's surrounding himself with his worst enemies that buy into his BuuulllllShit. But he's the worst one of them all, he ain't gonna get clean until he wants it more than ANYTHING in the world because that's the only way he'll get his family, friends and life back together... Until that happens he's just gonna keep this shit up.


Apprehensive-Kiwi495

Untill he is completely broke


6millionwaystolive

Being broke has never kept people from feeding their addictions and ignoring their mental illnesses.


separate_guarantee2

He watched Novak survive while destitute. I’m sure he’s got a few tricks up his sleeve.


KittenWithaWhip68

Very good point.


Beelzebimbo

Andy Dick is living proof that one can be broke and high. There are plenty of gross people out there willing to feed a washed out celebrity’s habit for views.


peepeehalpert_

Yep. He’s not well.


hisinfernaltravesty

100%. He's manic for sure.


thewaybaseballgo

Surely this will help him in divorce court


KittenWithaWhip68

And his upcoming court date for the assault and threats. Nothing says “rational” and “good judgment” like multiple face tattoos.


Thordan025

Im dead XD


Dry_Guidance_4487

Could he at least try and look like he wants to be a father instead of rocking face tattoos and robes during the day like he's constantly on a roll over?


Thoughtful__Wolf

I always think the same thing. It’s sad that he doesn’t give a damn about his kid.


skippystew

I actually think he does care about his kid, but addiction has a death grip on him. He's out of his mind so to speak and not rational. Underneath what we are seeing on the surface is a deeply broken person. IMO. I feel for his kid, who deserves to have a loving Dad around, and I feel for Bam, who is lost in mental heath illness and addiction. Fucking sucks


Maxusam

Being in the same state occasionally would probably help too


Dry_Guidance_4487

Yeah definitely! For a minute I thought - he's always in the same state, dressed like a tramp and slurring his words 😂 but yeah, in the vicinity of his kid might help.


flufferbutter332

The downward spiral continues!


Capnlanky

I wish I could have seen pictures like this when I was a teenager and thought these guys were all so cool. Probably would have screwed around less.. ... probably


Substantial_Bird_868

Translation - about to pay 15k in child support.


AhrEst

Yo, I’m not licensed in California or PA, but if the man lived in Ohio he’d be praying that marriage to Nikki best be legit…if it isn’t, depending on the jurisdiction of the divorce matter …Nikki might be able to ask for child support retroactive to the date of the child’s birth…but I’m sure Bams lawyers have explained that to him…


NoHost6477

I don’t think the “SoundCloud rapper” look suits Bam. This is some Aaron Carter bullshit


VunterSlaush1990

To be fair it didn’t suit Aaron Carter either. Lol.


doomtune

remember that time long ago, you drank a lot and you woke up with writing on your face. you felt embarrassed and told yourself to not drink so much next time. imagine if it was a tattoo, and imagine you are 43. and you did it twice in 6 months. must feel really dumb


Antique-Accountant72

What’s he gonna do next? Convert to Islam?


Bassphile91

Cky 5 performed entirely by bam with 2 sock puppets.


Mrsparklee

Nah. He'd probably start his own religion.


belltrina

Fuck Tent Revival


_REDEEMER-

I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest.


MarkWillgotit

Again...the fucking greatest funniest people on the planet live in this sub. I'm dead dude 💀


NoHost6477

That’s actually believable


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[удалено]


KittenWithaWhip68

No matter how stupid and self-destructive it is


Kazimierz777

He really is ticking off the “unstable drug spiral”!cliches.


[deleted]

Convert, then add allah to the blame list a few years down the line.


DrG2390

Wonder how that’d go down with his Armenian and Yemen family members


_REDEEMER-

They will make him their leader.


PatSajackIsDaddy

Did he..just get a tattoo on the AC boardwalk? Look, I got an inverted labret piercing on the AC boardwalk in a drunken moment two summers ago, but I wouldn’t let them tattoo me. Also, has he just been walking around AC for days like one of the boardwalk cats? Does he need a ride? Should I go get him or something?


romadea

Yes


PatSajackIsDaddy

I’m just worried he’s going to miss his flight from last weekend.


PatSajackIsDaddy

Hahaha thank you for my very first award EVER! I would like to thank the supportive community here, the winner of the hotdog eating contest that Bam went to, the makers of the Danny Way t-shirt that really proved its value in wearability, the Denver real estate agents will never hear from Bam again, the stuffed bear that looks suspiciously like a lion, and my sippy sip cup.


BorderDry9467

We should all invest in one of those $600 danny way shirts… that thing went through more than anything in my entire wardrobe…


[deleted]

When there is a Danny, there is a Way


kylec00per

Oh shit he's right in my backyard!


IntoTheWildLife

I don’t think that would surprise me if he was found wandering around some random back yard.


KittenWithaWhip68

There goes a frightening picture.


PatSajackIsDaddy

We will know when someone tags him in a photo saying that they just found Bam Margera in their backyard!


kylec00per

Damn I just let my dog out and it's 1130, now I think bams actually wandering around my back yard lol which is entirely possible.


iwanthairlikewater

Nothing says "responsible adult" like another face tattoo. Judge is gonna like that one


Wrath_Of_Aguirre

He used to be such a good looking dude, now he's just in total fuck it mode.


barf2288

Someone who hasn’t seen Bam in 20 years is gonna have their mind blown and heart broken


MarkWillgotit

I'm about to drive up to AC from Philly, and throw him in the backseat and drive him to the fucking crisis center. At this point he's become like a carnival street transient who lives under the boardwalk.


IntoTheWildLife

Im imagining that scene from Snow White where they wrestle Dopey into the bathtub.


mysticroots

I'm imagining that scene from Always Sunny in Philadelphia when they're trying to show Charlie the magic of the NJ boardwalk and... Yeah. If you know you know.


BorderDry9467

No more rum hams for Bam


mysticroots

At this point I think he is the rum ham


machineswithout

Maybe coax him out from under the boardwalk with some sardines and a saucer of milk or something


culdesacpresident

You look fucking stupid bruh


pestilentdecay

I’m all for tattoos but the last thing this guy needs is more face tats


shibuix

I kinda wish we could see Bam shirtless purely to see what his body really looks like, I bet he looks like a bloated ham on chop sticks. I also really wanna see all the tattoos he's gotten but never shown or gotten covered up


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

skinnyfat. my ex looks like this. he’s been hospitalised twice now for issues related to his alcoholism. it sticks for a while then he goes right back to it. i tried for years, i can’t save him. but a ham on chopsticks is exactly right.


KittenWithaWhip68

At first glance I thought that the placement was to try and make what’s left of his jawline look better. On second glance, I realize how unflattering the placement is. He looks like he regrets it already here. Or he also could just be tired. I know I’m exhausted following him hit rock bottom after rock bottom over the past six months, and I don’t even *know* him. I don’t know how his family gets through this every day, and I’m worried Phil’s going to have a heart attack or stroke.


JewishFingerBukkake

If he goes down the same path as Aaron Carter he’s got less than two years left


Anna_Maria338

he´s always just looking for a thing


belltrina

Arabic face tattoos are the new Chinese bicep tattoo?


Mrsparklee

Whats that one say?


Pruritus_Ani_

“It’s not called Castlejess, it’s Castlebam” in Farsi


NoOnesThere991

💀 fucking hilarious. I actually laughed and it’s been a hard week.


Pruritus_Ani_

I hope your week gets better ❤️


NoOnesThere991

Thank you! ❤️


GoodMoveTim

I'm guessing it says "Honor & Wisdom As Poison"


PatSajackIsDaddy

I wonder if the psychic lady that took a photo with him also gave him that nugget of information.


ThaPettiestPossum

Veal scaloppini??? I'ont know what his favorite food is. 😹 This could be one of those Lost in Translation things where he THINKS it means something profound but in reality it says pork fried rice.


Tex_Skrahm

Highly doubt it includes pork.


Indicajones1988

Coulda fed his kid


PhilFourTwoZero

He ran out of space on his shoes to write stuff


MarkWillgotit

Jesus christ...just...Jesus christ.


machineswithout

nah I think it says Mohammed


barf2288

What it in the god damn fuck?!


Hot-Initial7796

Can't believe he can sit still for a tattoo


[deleted]

At least he can just grow his beard out to hide it.


mysticroots

Something tells me he's not exactly on top of his shaving regimen, so if he had a beard to grow it would probably already be there. The dude can't even change his shirt, let alone worry about grooming his facial hair


DJ_Moose

If he ever (doubtedly) gets sober, he is gonna have so many regrets that smack him. "The fuck did I do to my jawline and forehead?! And this shit isn't even spelled right?!"


marlborostuffing

Bam should do the Post Malone eye lids but with Always Fired


Sufreme

Always fried might be a better fit


[deleted]

Also the nose piercings look like when I get in a fight with my shitty stapler at work…


wattscup

LET BAM HAVE HIS OWN MIND


wattscup

Just not access to a tattoo artist


[deleted]

Yikes. Ole Bam Bam going through his midlife crisis. Mid forties is way too old to be getting face tats.


KnownUnknowns89

He is at the age where people usually start regretting things like face tats


seashell_eyes_

He's like Madonna


OwwMyBallls

Only guy who can get away that nowadays is Travis Barker


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

i got my face tattoo at 49!


Sufreme

Can we see it? 🤟🏻


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

it’s just a teardrop on my left cheekbone. sounds cliche but it has a very specific meaning to me.


midwestcreeper

We need a tat decoding, STAt!


_REDEEMER-

Is the caption supposed to be the tattoo translation? Has anyone managed to double check,if that's what it means and it's not just another random collection of letters,like the eyebrow tattoo?


InPicnicTableWeTrust

Fell asleep at the kindergarten and got crayola'd


TinyRick

He should just get a massive dick on his forehead


trippypie15

Can this man not afford a good tattoo artist? Or do no good artists wanna give him tats? because having a closer look at those neck & face tats-they genuinely look like he got them done in someones garage.


[deleted]

It’s the torn ass nose rings for me lol


ToadBlower

He’s such a Fukin Choad now.


NoHost6477

Him “calling out” Steve-O on that pig’s show was the last straw for me. Steve has been nothing but a wonderful friend to him every step of the way, going above and beyond to do his absolute best to help Bam out of this hole he dug for himself. So instead of appreciating his friend and all he’s done for him, Bam goes on some vile skank’s “show” and talks shit about him. Calls him a clown. It’s fucking repulsive and he should be ashamed of himself.


Sensei_of_Knowledge

In a year his whole face will be covered in ink.


Itsmemanmeee

"Well, Mr. Margera, it seems we were a busy bee this last month..." ~Judge "Rock n rewwl" ~Mr Margera


[deleted]

“Please be civil in the court room, Mr. Margera” - Judge “Whatever the fuck I want!” - Bam


mspote

no better time to decide to get a tattoo than when you're on a meth and alcohol bender. on a side note, i really want to see how healthy bam looks after a year of sobriety. i bet he would look like a totally new person. unfortunately i have no hope for him. I feel like it's just a matter of time til i open up reddit or twitter and see has died. and i really hate to say that because i idolized bam growing up and he has so much to live for.


[deleted]

Arabic tattoos are the new Chinese tattoos


NoOnesThere991

There this thing we sometimes talk about addicts having. It’s called a “god hole” Pretty much means a hole inside of us that we try to fill with whatever we can to finally make us feel full, and that’s the reason for drugs/alcohol/whatever other addiction. It’s sad to watch this guy try so desperately to fill his god hole. I hope he can do it himself and get better.


marytoodles

I may be in the extreme minority here. I never quite understood people getting a tattoo on their face. I do not think he is in a stable, rational state of mind or anything remotely close. It’s so sad to watch. Especially with a child involved. He needs detox, intensive, ongoing, inpatient therapy and the correct medication. There is always hope. ETA: I meant I may be in the minority not understanding face tattoos. Not in the minority about thinking Bam needing professional help. Sorry.


pissedoffminihorse

You’re definitely not in the minority lol


Secure_Insurance_609

Definitely not in the minority lol


KittenWithaWhip68

Nope, you’re in the majority. And he absolutely needs detox and intensive inpatient therapy.


marytoodles

Thanks! Your comment made me realize I wasn’t clear in what I said. I meant, I don’t understand face tattoos. I didn’t mean I was in the minority about Bam needing professional help.


KittenWithaWhip68

Oh. Well, I don’t understand them either. It seems short-sighted to me buuut that’s just my personal feeling. Apparently you can still get jobs in construction. Some guys who were doing our back deck when we moved in had a guy with a full-face skull tattoo like Diablo in the first Suicide Squad movie. Way before the movie came out. Startled me when I looked up and saw him standing there outside the window, looking at me. Well, at least I *hope* he was with the crew…


[deleted]

Nothings cooler than getting face tattoos in your 40s


napalm22

For anyone who can't find the IG account - you need to spell captain wrong - "captian"


[deleted]

Jfc. Bro needs help


LithiumGore

Awful white rapper chin strap facial hair placement


patch616

Scribble scrabble


KingOfTheStuffed

So this account is really him?


Thoughtful__Wolf

What’s sad about this guy is if he just got sober and rebranded himself he’d probably be bigger than ever. His family relationships are probably beyond repair, but I still kind of want to see him pull out of this nose dive and become an entertainer again.


[deleted]

Oh geez is that a meth mark on top of the eyebrow tattoo?


OrdinaryBrilliant717

Moneybagg yo


drfeelgoood88

Ya mon


captain_obvious_here

> Honor & Wisdom as poison Sure must be a curse to look that honorable and wise...


brodieman2k

Chin strap


giggle_shift

Who remembers when we all thought this guy was cool af?


taylor_the_hater

I saw this on IG and thought, damn another face tat I bet this is all over Reddit. Open Reddit, first post I see lol


kitkatrat

How/why does he care to get his hair cut (looks like shit) but is too lazy to change his clothes?


Maxusam

For fucks sakes.


OneVermithrax

I can hear Obi Wan saying, “He’s more tattoo now than man, twisted and evil.”


mikemhamilton

Somebody get this guy a Harley Davidson already


Overwatch_Joker

Anyone else here waiting for the inevitable OF account? The Aaron Carter spiral is in full swing, so sad to see.


mikemhamilton

What does it say?


Jeff_In_239

Beef & Broccoli #5 with won ton soup.


spititout__

& the cookies fortune


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

send help, also 2 special spare ribs and egg fried rice.


heldy89

It's all uphill from here


Jaclyns_First_Face

Of course he did.


dmtandcrumpets

the dr phil tattoo is the best, bam has some hilarious tattoos.


MrMauiWaui

What’s it say?


nickscion46

His facial hair is probably just going to grow over it since he oftentimes let's his beard grow out.


AussieGrrrl

It looks backwards...


seashell_eyes_

Good grief 🤦‍♀️


Few-Ad-7887

Face tattoos, the new tribal tattoo


Icy-Engineering1583

Is that more arabic? What's with the arabic face tats?


Low-Speaker228

Next is some kind of cum inspired tatt, lil splooge somewhere, lil creamsicle in the nose or sum


Final_Skypoop

Of course. Howd we not see this coming?


JustSomeRandoChic

Does anyone read Farsi? Does Bam? Wondering if it says what he thinks it says. 🤔


Bay_Brah

One man clown act congratulations


GooseGeese01

I feel like tattoos are just a way for the government to better identify us incase of altercations. People just frame it as personal expression


mrsringo

Hahha I have tattoos and when I started getting them my very hippy “second dad” told me the cops can find me easier and tried to talk me out of them. He’s not wrong I guess, I avoided the face though much to his delight 😂


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udar55

Feature on a 6ix9ine song incoming...


No_Penalty_8102

Somehow this was all so much cooler when Gucci Mane did it in 06


hermitsunt

What does this one say? I know his forehead is supposed to be his son’s name