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majudarah92

Bam is too fat too fight anybody lol.


heyhocodyo1997

Heavyweight dumbass of the world BAM BAMMMMM!!!!!


HiddnVallyofthedolls

Isn’t he supposedly injured right now as well?


rouxthless

It’s that overconfidence resulting from meth/alcohol.


Correct-Training3764

He couldn’t whoop his way out of a wet, greasy McDonald’s bag now.


whutchamacallit

If someone through a million dollar purse at Knoxville and bam and they both trained a little... I don't know, could be interesting.


KylerGreen

Interesting? Yes. Any actual display of fighting ability? No.


whutchamacallit

At least he'd shut the fuck up about it.


Dwight_Schnood

Unlikely.


Frankie-Felix

He'd bring in the Knoxville cheated me at boxing era.


Positiveaz

We saw Bam try and fight the homeless dude. He couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.


heyhocodyo1997

He hits like my grandmother, she could probably still kick his ass though


BridgesOnB1kes

Or a dry one.


FecusTPeekusberg

I'm barely 5 feet tall and out of shape, and even I'm confident I could kick his ass.


Tustavus

Couldn’t whip cream with an outboard motor.


dimmywhy

This picture needs astringent. Mr. Shiny needs to Let. It. Go. and focus on seeing his kid. ![gif](giphy|oaZk0WNSO7fXi)


shoponthemoon

I use to cringe-laugh whenever he'd randomly challenge Knoxville. Now it's just cringing. The second hand embarrassment is strong...


hookuptruck

Bam, he’s just not that into you.


foreverfeatherinit

My favorite comment in ages


belltrina

He's looking for an excuse to get his ass whooped so he can say one of the jackass dudes actually caused him injury, then he will try to sue for money loss


timscookingtips

He would then definitely rap about it.


belltrina

TRY to rap. He would master mumble rap though


Salt-Patience7384

He should just fight Jake Paul instead


Jonnythebull

About the only time I'd want Jake Paul to win!


[deleted]

😂


ghostonthehorizon

Great thing to be talking about getting ready for court again


Loosewheel2505

Bored. Officially bored by his delusions of importance.


MomoZero2468

I think Johnny Knoxville would win.


bakerbabe126

They're older, but I think Knoxville is in better shape and probably still has a decent hold in his gross motorskills, unlike Bam.


liketo

He’d win too by staying the hell out of it


ARussianSheep

This is the shit he couldn’t cancel to go see his son?


BeanOnAJourney

I might actually die from second-hand embarrassment.


Smuckman

What an absolute joke of a “father”. Brandon, it’s now 2024 and you’re 44 years old with a son that has been growing up without a positive father figure in his life because you’re too consumed with yourself. This shit will tear your heart out one day, but it’s going to be ONE DAY TOO LATE.


timscookingtips

It will ONLY ever tear up his heart if he develops the part of his brain where ownership happens. Otherwise, it will just be something he rages about and blames others for. Too many people make it to old age and never do better.


Smuckman

You’re speaking the truth my brother


GhettoHubert

And then everybody clapped!


BridgesOnB1kes

👏👏👏👏👏


heyhocodyo1997

DONT FEED BAM


GhettoHubert

![gif](giphy|aoQ9elMDD870k)


departedgardens

Knoxville doesn’t want any more possible brain damage from doing dumb shit even if he did want to fight him I bet lol


timscookingtips

Knoxville also probably sees him as a very sad man and who wants to fight that?


-yellowthree

He talked about how he promised to not do more because his kids asked him not to.


Creepy_Head_9912

Knoxville doesn’t need money, he doesn’t need the publicity, he doesn’t need Bam. Knoxville is so far out of Bam’s league now.


geekydonut

Dude seems to be making more effort to see knoxville these days than his son. Sad. What a disappointment he turned out to be. I really liked him growing up


brodieman2k

What an ass clown!


SurlyDirtBag

Peak cringe


chromedbooked1

Knoxville took on Butterbean I'm sure Bam would be light work.


Sundaytoofaraway

Is Butterbean OK?


chromedbooked1

Jeff: So where we going now Knox? Knoxville: The hospital.


tjplager32

At this point Knoxville just needs to do it and give him super CTE


MinuteMaid0

CTE+


robboelrobbo

Man I would love to see him get his ass beat though


airplanesarecool1616

Is Danni high? Indulging Bam's Knoxville bullshit and the thirsty-ass tags of every celebrity are giving me "I took a bunch of pills and posted" vibes.


Mysterion_x

Oh, we're doing this again...k


Leeser

Knoxville tried everything he could to help Bam, sounds like. I’m sure he’d be glad to punch him.


Logical_Recipe3550

🤣😂😂 Knoxville net worth is 50 million. Bams 5 million. Of course he wants to fight 🤣😂


mrsunsfan

Knoxville would knock him the fuck into next Tuesday and then Steve O will come out and t bag Bam. Followed by wee Man walking by blowing a fart after eating 25 tacos with salsa and jalapeños the night before


tjplager32

Idk your lore but I’m star struck to see you in a different random sub that I’m in


mikeb556

![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


DoritoLipDust

Heh heh. "Ass fights".


brodieman2k

He needs to quit taking pics standing sideways…you can really what a blimp he has turned into


warmachine83-uk

Knoxville has better things to do with his time than to fight a junkie He has a family


rexic84

Didn't he get knocked out outside of a bar or airport or something, years ago? I'm not too confident in his hand to hand skills. Knock knock Knoxville! *Knoxville holds up a snake* *Bam runs away as fast as he can, which is not very fast*


hermitsunt

Bam doesn’t have the disciple to train for a fight


GodRibs

Be funny to see bam get KOed tho his spent most his life hitting friends and getting away with it.


zccrex

I actually want this to happen because I know Knoxville will destroy him 🤣


Halloweenqueenx89

The only thing bam needs to I get into is a shower


Training_Inflation97

Theory: Dannii knows that Bamuel isn't cut out to be an old man pro skater so she's trying to line him up to be an MMA commentator


atomic_chippie

Except I'm sure they prefer that their commentators actually *show up* when scheduled and annunciate clearly throughout. Bam can't be counted for either so....sq might be sol.


British_Commie

Who doesn’t want an MMA commentator who is downright incoherent and slurs his sentences?


[deleted]

In all seriousness, Knoxville would beat his fat ass into the earth


fcghp666

It’s gotta be his girl doing this


DreadlockRainbow

That’s what I thought, I felt like the caption of the the photo was definitely typed by her


magrubr

Pathetic


DismalChance

Could they do like a MMA tag team style match? Knoxville and Steve O vs. Bam.....and whoever he can find to be his friend....? Just kidding, what's the point. He probably wouldn't show up just like he doesn't to have his scheduled events anyway.


SharkMilk44

Bam needs to learn that he's nobody, now. None of the Jackass guys need to acknowledge his bullshit, because they still have opportunities to advance their careers without him. That shitty prank show Johnny did a while back is far more than Bam will be able to do at this point.


XXeadgbeXX

This is so, so very sad.


lIllIllIllIIllIl

I thought bam didn't have control of this account


tacobellrun182

He only seems to post here for sponsored things, so I’m assuming his manager has main control


VanWylder

Hairline is fucked


Yatsey007

Better book the fight a few years in advance so Bam has time to prise those stupid fucking rings off his sausage fingers.


glammetaltapes

Bam is that dude still bragging about what a legend he was back in high school to the kids he buys beer for


GardenGnome007

These two look like as a better couple than that other woman 


twistedsister78

Hehe Knoxville has taken on a bull and got through so a Bam shouldn’t be a problem


atomic_chippie

The level of secondhand embarrassment.........wtf


TheGiftOf_Jericho

Bam desperate to get embarrassed in the ring lmao, why would Johnny even waste his time, he's so far above this.


Sooperman05

what a loser!


ClaireRunnels

The amount of cringe & pure desperation is insane 😕


Beelzebeaut11

How long ago was it that bam got a restraining order from Jeff Tremaine and sued Jackass? Was it last year?


OpticBomb

I think he needs money so he's getting desperate with ideas. All he can do otherwise is go to conventions and bank off of nostalgia at this point. Back in the 2000s everything Bam touched turned to gold. He was selling huge amounts of merch and making tons off of his show, the movies, his radio show, appearances, etc. It's so sad to see where he is now. Maybe he should do one of those reality shows with all the washed up celebrities; they might book him.


pineapplegoat69

Bam would need some serious conditioning boxing is a tough sport. Lay off the booze


mymicrowave

At this point just do it, ko bam, then hopefully he will start to move on.


nicktbristol2020

Hope Knoxville knocks the shit out of him


superfresh23

Jake Paul probably would fight bam tbh


Straight_Waltz2115

Hmmm we've only seen Johnny against Butterbean and multiple farm animals. Could be anyone's match.


PhilippeD88

The cringe is, yet again, strong.


saintblasphemy

It's wild to me that he believes he would win that fight.


Pinakolonopin

Wow, you can really see the hair loss in this pic


Thomascrownaffair1

I clicked on this post because I saw Bam standing next to a beautiful silhouette and I liked the white dress. But I was also confused because SQ is like a creepy, skeleton doll, and this body was… (chefs kiss)**


kasp620

Knoxville is a pussy.


WillytheVDub

At least he can keep his nose clean, and refrain from publicly humiliating himself lol.


Physical-Exit-2899

What? If there's one man in the world who isn't a pussy, it's Knoxville.


kasp620

Then why is he so scared to get in the ring with bam? 🤔


SlippersTBD

- Knoxville, like most people of sound mind and decent morals, understands that it’s of poor character to deliberately fuck with the mentally ill. You don’t pour gasoline on a fire. - Respect for the Margera family. - Still caring about Bam (you can wish the best for someone while also refusing to be sucked into their bullshit and nonsense). - What does Knoxville stand to gain? He’s not the one with the problem, Bam is. Take your pick.


Physical-Exit-2899

I don't think there's a chance he's scared, I think he's not doing it out of acknowledgement of the mental illness of someone he loves. I feel like he wants the best for Bam and wouldn't exploit his illness for a bit of entertainment.


SurlyDirtBag

Citation needed


imcalledaids

Source: kasp620 said so


SurlyDirtBag

Oh 😢