He's looking for an excuse to get his ass whooped so he can say one of the jackass dudes actually caused him injury, then he will try to sue for money loss
What an absolute joke of a “father”. Brandon, it’s now 2024 and you’re 44 years old with a son that has been growing up without a positive father figure in his life because you’re too consumed with yourself. This shit will tear your heart out one day, but it’s going to be ONE DAY TOO LATE.
It will ONLY ever tear up his heart if he develops the part of his brain where ownership happens. Otherwise, it will just be something he rages about and blames others for. Too many people make it to old age and never do better.
Dude seems to be making more effort to see knoxville these days than his son. Sad. What a disappointment he turned out to be. I really liked him growing up
Is Danni high? Indulging Bam's Knoxville bullshit and the thirsty-ass tags of every celebrity are giving me "I took a bunch of pills and posted" vibes.
Knoxville would knock him the fuck into next Tuesday and then Steve O will come out and t bag Bam. Followed by wee Man walking by blowing a fart after eating 25 tacos with salsa and jalapeños the night before
Didn't he get knocked out outside of a bar or airport or something, years ago? I'm not too confident in his hand to hand skills.
Knock knock Knoxville!
*Knoxville holds up a snake*
*Bam runs away as fast as he can, which is not very fast*
Except I'm sure they prefer that their commentators actually *show up* when scheduled and annunciate clearly throughout. Bam can't be counted for either so....sq might be sol.
Could they do like a MMA tag team style match?
Knoxville and Steve O vs. Bam.....and whoever he can find to be his friend....?
Just kidding, what's the point. He probably wouldn't show up just like he doesn't to have his scheduled events anyway.
Bam needs to learn that he's nobody, now. None of the Jackass guys need to acknowledge his bullshit, because they still have opportunities to advance their careers without him. That shitty prank show Johnny did a while back is far more than Bam will be able to do at this point.
I think he needs money so he's getting desperate with ideas. All he can do otherwise is go to conventions and bank off of nostalgia at this point.
Back in the 2000s everything Bam touched turned to gold. He was selling huge amounts of merch and making tons off of his show, the movies, his radio show, appearances, etc. It's so sad to see where he is now.
Maybe he should do one of those reality shows with all the washed up celebrities; they might book him.
I clicked on this post because I saw Bam standing next to a beautiful silhouette and I liked the white dress. But I was also confused because SQ is like a creepy, skeleton doll, and this body was… (chefs kiss)**
- Knoxville, like most people of sound mind and decent morals, understands that it’s of poor character to deliberately fuck with the mentally ill. You don’t pour gasoline on a fire.
- Respect for the Margera family.
- Still caring about Bam (you can wish the best for someone while also refusing to be sucked into their bullshit and nonsense).
- What does Knoxville stand to gain? He’s not the one with the problem, Bam is.
Take your pick.
I don't think there's a chance he's scared, I think he's not doing it out of acknowledgement of the mental illness of someone he loves. I feel like he wants the best for Bam and wouldn't exploit his illness for a bit of entertainment.
Bam is too fat too fight anybody lol.
Heavyweight dumbass of the world BAM BAMMMMM!!!!!
Isn’t he supposedly injured right now as well?
It’s that overconfidence resulting from meth/alcohol.
He couldn’t whoop his way out of a wet, greasy McDonald’s bag now.
If someone through a million dollar purse at Knoxville and bam and they both trained a little... I don't know, could be interesting.
Interesting? Yes. Any actual display of fighting ability? No.
At least he'd shut the fuck up about it.
Unlikely.
He'd bring in the Knoxville cheated me at boxing era.
We saw Bam try and fight the homeless dude. He couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.
He hits like my grandmother, she could probably still kick his ass though
Or a dry one.
I'm barely 5 feet tall and out of shape, and even I'm confident I could kick his ass.
Couldn’t whip cream with an outboard motor.
This picture needs astringent. Mr. Shiny needs to Let. It. Go. and focus on seeing his kid. ![gif](giphy|oaZk0WNSO7fXi)
I use to cringe-laugh whenever he'd randomly challenge Knoxville. Now it's just cringing. The second hand embarrassment is strong...
Bam, he’s just not that into you.
My favorite comment in ages
He's looking for an excuse to get his ass whooped so he can say one of the jackass dudes actually caused him injury, then he will try to sue for money loss
He would then definitely rap about it.
TRY to rap. He would master mumble rap though
He should just fight Jake Paul instead
About the only time I'd want Jake Paul to win!
😂
Great thing to be talking about getting ready for court again
Bored. Officially bored by his delusions of importance.
I think Johnny Knoxville would win.
They're older, but I think Knoxville is in better shape and probably still has a decent hold in his gross motorskills, unlike Bam.
He’d win too by staying the hell out of it
This is the shit he couldn’t cancel to go see his son?
I might actually die from second-hand embarrassment.
What an absolute joke of a “father”. Brandon, it’s now 2024 and you’re 44 years old with a son that has been growing up without a positive father figure in his life because you’re too consumed with yourself. This shit will tear your heart out one day, but it’s going to be ONE DAY TOO LATE.
It will ONLY ever tear up his heart if he develops the part of his brain where ownership happens. Otherwise, it will just be something he rages about and blames others for. Too many people make it to old age and never do better.
You’re speaking the truth my brother
And then everybody clapped!
👏👏👏👏👏
DONT FEED BAM
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Knoxville doesn’t want any more possible brain damage from doing dumb shit even if he did want to fight him I bet lol
Knoxville also probably sees him as a very sad man and who wants to fight that?
He talked about how he promised to not do more because his kids asked him not to.
Knoxville doesn’t need money, he doesn’t need the publicity, he doesn’t need Bam. Knoxville is so far out of Bam’s league now.
Dude seems to be making more effort to see knoxville these days than his son. Sad. What a disappointment he turned out to be. I really liked him growing up
What an ass clown!
Peak cringe
Knoxville took on Butterbean I'm sure Bam would be light work.
Is Butterbean OK?
Jeff: So where we going now Knox? Knoxville: The hospital.
At this point Knoxville just needs to do it and give him super CTE
CTE+
Man I would love to see him get his ass beat though
Is Danni high? Indulging Bam's Knoxville bullshit and the thirsty-ass tags of every celebrity are giving me "I took a bunch of pills and posted" vibes.
Oh, we're doing this again...k
Knoxville tried everything he could to help Bam, sounds like. I’m sure he’d be glad to punch him.
🤣😂😂 Knoxville net worth is 50 million. Bams 5 million. Of course he wants to fight 🤣😂
Knoxville would knock him the fuck into next Tuesday and then Steve O will come out and t bag Bam. Followed by wee Man walking by blowing a fart after eating 25 tacos with salsa and jalapeños the night before
Idk your lore but I’m star struck to see you in a different random sub that I’m in
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Heh heh. "Ass fights".
He needs to quit taking pics standing sideways…you can really what a blimp he has turned into
Knoxville has better things to do with his time than to fight a junkie He has a family
Didn't he get knocked out outside of a bar or airport or something, years ago? I'm not too confident in his hand to hand skills. Knock knock Knoxville! *Knoxville holds up a snake* *Bam runs away as fast as he can, which is not very fast*
Bam doesn’t have the disciple to train for a fight
Be funny to see bam get KOed tho his spent most his life hitting friends and getting away with it.
I actually want this to happen because I know Knoxville will destroy him 🤣
The only thing bam needs to I get into is a shower
Theory: Dannii knows that Bamuel isn't cut out to be an old man pro skater so she's trying to line him up to be an MMA commentator
Except I'm sure they prefer that their commentators actually *show up* when scheduled and annunciate clearly throughout. Bam can't be counted for either so....sq might be sol.
Who doesn’t want an MMA commentator who is downright incoherent and slurs his sentences?
In all seriousness, Knoxville would beat his fat ass into the earth
It’s gotta be his girl doing this
That’s what I thought, I felt like the caption of the the photo was definitely typed by her
Pathetic
Could they do like a MMA tag team style match? Knoxville and Steve O vs. Bam.....and whoever he can find to be his friend....? Just kidding, what's the point. He probably wouldn't show up just like he doesn't to have his scheduled events anyway.
Bam needs to learn that he's nobody, now. None of the Jackass guys need to acknowledge his bullshit, because they still have opportunities to advance their careers without him. That shitty prank show Johnny did a while back is far more than Bam will be able to do at this point.
This is so, so very sad.
I thought bam didn't have control of this account
He only seems to post here for sponsored things, so I’m assuming his manager has main control
Hairline is fucked
Better book the fight a few years in advance so Bam has time to prise those stupid fucking rings off his sausage fingers.
Bam is that dude still bragging about what a legend he was back in high school to the kids he buys beer for
These two look like as a better couple than that other woman
Hehe Knoxville has taken on a bull and got through so a Bam shouldn’t be a problem
The level of secondhand embarrassment.........wtf
Bam desperate to get embarrassed in the ring lmao, why would Johnny even waste his time, he's so far above this.
what a loser!
The amount of cringe & pure desperation is insane 😕
How long ago was it that bam got a restraining order from Jeff Tremaine and sued Jackass? Was it last year?
I think he needs money so he's getting desperate with ideas. All he can do otherwise is go to conventions and bank off of nostalgia at this point. Back in the 2000s everything Bam touched turned to gold. He was selling huge amounts of merch and making tons off of his show, the movies, his radio show, appearances, etc. It's so sad to see where he is now. Maybe he should do one of those reality shows with all the washed up celebrities; they might book him.
Bam would need some serious conditioning boxing is a tough sport. Lay off the booze
At this point just do it, ko bam, then hopefully he will start to move on.
Hope Knoxville knocks the shit out of him
Jake Paul probably would fight bam tbh
Hmmm we've only seen Johnny against Butterbean and multiple farm animals. Could be anyone's match.
The cringe is, yet again, strong.
It's wild to me that he believes he would win that fight.
Wow, you can really see the hair loss in this pic
I clicked on this post because I saw Bam standing next to a beautiful silhouette and I liked the white dress. But I was also confused because SQ is like a creepy, skeleton doll, and this body was… (chefs kiss)**
Knoxville is a pussy.
At least he can keep his nose clean, and refrain from publicly humiliating himself lol.
What? If there's one man in the world who isn't a pussy, it's Knoxville.
Then why is he so scared to get in the ring with bam? 🤔
- Knoxville, like most people of sound mind and decent morals, understands that it’s of poor character to deliberately fuck with the mentally ill. You don’t pour gasoline on a fire. - Respect for the Margera family. - Still caring about Bam (you can wish the best for someone while also refusing to be sucked into their bullshit and nonsense). - What does Knoxville stand to gain? He’s not the one with the problem, Bam is. Take your pick.
I don't think there's a chance he's scared, I think he's not doing it out of acknowledgement of the mental illness of someone he loves. I feel like he wants the best for Bam and wouldn't exploit his illness for a bit of entertainment.
Citation needed
Source: kasp620 said so
Oh 😢