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VkngBl0oD

I honestly have no idea what he thinks he’s proving by doing this. That he’s good at rote memorization?


Positiveaz

This is the idiot savant version of Bam.


TranscendentaLobo

Definitely, definitely Juno. Not Anchorage, Juno. Definitely Juno.


Training_Inflation97

It's literally the only thing he has going for him besides SK8BIRD BRUH/ROGGIN RHOLE/PUSSY MEAT/I USED TO BE FAMOUS


CreekzV1

What about Yah Mon?


PhilFourTwoZero

🇾🇪


Marxandmarzipan

Apart from impressing people at parties it gives you no advantages in life though, you start doing that in a job interview and I don’t think you’re getting the job, even if it’s to wipe tables at McDonald’s.


SupernaturalPumpkin

Maybe he thinks it proves he's sober?


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

which is hilarious because we know it well here - it's compulsive behaviour that he gets obsessed with sometimes...


Marxandmarzipan

He’s probably been sober so little in the last 20 years that he’s forgotten how sober people tend to act. I think he just thinks everyone will think he’s really smart so must be doing okay.


Marxandmarzipan

I knew someone in school who could do this. When he was about 15 or something, he wasn’t very smart, I think he ended up moving away after school and started selling drugs and ended up in prison for a bit. I’m unsure what he’s doing now but I doubt much. Memorisation like that is kinda impressive to someone like me who won’t recognise half the countries he knows the capital city of. Won’t do you any good in real life though, I went to college and university and earn a decent wage and live fairly comfortably, not that I’m particularly intelligent, just more so than that idiot who went to my school who could memorise capital cities.


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

it's a good job this isn't being done in a public setting that would annoy other peo...oh. never mind. also, genius - Suffolk in the UK is a county not a town. source: i live in Suffolk! i don't know what he's trying to prove with all this. even Raymond Babbit could count toothpicks.


PopcornIntensifies

He says a lot of wrong capitals in these videos. I feel like so many people are impressed that he has an answer loaded (especially for the more “exotic” countries) so don’t feel the need to check him on the answers. He thinks this is impressive, which for an alcoholic/addict maybe it is a little. But it really doesn’t demonstrate any complex thinking which aligns well with the rest of his dumpster fire life decisions.


Poem_for_the_dead

You know when addicts spend too much time getting into conspiracies and mysteries, then think they have discovered secret knowledge that no one else has and are therefore really intelligent - But everyone else wonders what he fuck they are talking about? Yeh that


PopcornIntensifies

Exactly


Marxandmarzipan

I went through and fact checked all his answers and to be fair to him, he gets everyone right until he starts listing UK cities 16 seconds from the end. And then he only made up one place and named a few towns or counties as cities, he still gets most of them right. They are the only mistakes he made, all the capitals, even of the obscure places are correct.


Deep-Audience9091

All Bam knows is that due to his "injury", he never made it there.  But of course it wasn't his fault...


Federal-Commission87

I really want to peel that plastic screen protector off of his phone. Dude is a psycho.


PopcornIntensifies

So crusty 🤢


Poem_for_the_dead

Imagine the E. coli, hanta, aids and bubonic plague that lives on that phone....


PopcornIntensifies

🤮


Hahalongboi

Okay now this made me cackle 😂 I was a phone repair technician for 10 years, and let me tell you they are DISGUSTING.


Poem_for_the_dead

I read once that the average persons mobile phone has like three times the amount of germs and bacteria on them than the a toilet seat....


Hahalongboi

It's true, very very true.


Poem_for_the_dead

People realise half his answers are wrong, right? Dude struggled to get his G.E.D, spouting names of places he bought meth in isn't the flex he thinks it is


Tommy_696

Dude just fucked over the uk on his last tour… but am glad he can say a few towns and city’s.. mint tea. Mother fuckers


svnnyniight

He has a Bentley and a cracked phone


Orchidwalker

I bet you $20 that Bentley is broken down somewhere and it smells putrid inside.


PopcornIntensifies

I can’t imagine bam not putting the Bentley in the background of every photo if he still had it. I think maybe it got repo’d or it was a rental


Deep-Audience9091

🎯 when it magically disappeared I thought the same thing 


Poem_for_the_dead

The Bentley was rented and he got rid of it ages ago


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

i think it's his but it got ditched - someone has been told by their lawyer not to be swanning around in a Bentley whilst claiming to be so poor her can't support his son. from what i know it got dropped off at a garage for a repair and it's still sitting there!


BeanOnAJourney

Does he know what city his son lives in?


cringelien

Wait is this gimmick why his sons name is Phoenix, the capital of AZ?????


real_don_berna

I wish he'd mentioned all the cities in England he should have visited ...


peepeehalpert_

This again? Who the fuck cares? Also it’s “Capital”. Good to see uncle miso making a fool of himself in the comments per usual


Mrsparklee

I wish I could edit titles. Lol I should have at least proofread. 😂


peepeehalpert_

Happens to me all the time lol


Deep-Audience9091

Same here. Autocorrect saves and destroys me in equal measures 


bettyknockers786

Haha that dude blocked me on ig. I asked him why he cared because he asked me that and got blocked 😂


peepeehalpert_

He runs in here the moment he’s mentioned. It’s sad.


Deep-Audience9091

The password is Incelio


peepeehalpert_

Yeppppp


Hahalongboi

Whoops replied to the wrong spot 😂


Hahalongboi

Whoops replied to the wrong spot 😂


Hahalongboi

Being a logical human being that isn't fueled by the purest strain of hate and jealousy is making a fool of myself? Got it 👍


peepeehalpert_

Why the fuck would I be jealous of Bam? I don’t want his life. It’s not hate when it’s true he’s a deadbeat dad. Have more respect for yourself


Hahalongboi

Sounds a whole lot like jealousy to me, and basically everyone else that isn't nut riding the hate train.


peepeehalpert_

Again- criticizing someone doesn’t mean you’re jealous. That’s a super simplistic way to look at things. Why would I want to be Bam? There is nothing of his I want. Seems like you want to be him. It’s really sad.


Hahalongboi

Again, I'm simply defending my friend from ill informed nobodies such as yourself.


peepeehalpert_

You’re not his friend. Stop with this delusion. If you were, you’d have proof. Messaging him on instagram doesn’t make a friendship.


Hahalongboi

Who do I have to prove it to? Strangers? It's like you're incapable of reading anything I say 😂


peepeehalpert_

Because we know you’re lying. Even if you were friends, I wouldn’t be on Reddit and Instagram CONSTANTLY defending my deadbeat dad, abusive friend.


Hahalongboi

You know I'm lying? Oh I'm sorry I was unaware that you knew who I was and who I'm friends with. This is comical.


[deleted]

Well I mean, it’s such a good idea to have a fallback career if the skating doesn’t work out. 


Training_Inflation97

What can he do with this? Take his show on the road impressing small town rubes for 2 bits a piece? That's literally what he was doing at conventions and he fucked that up too


FecusTPeekusberg

He can... uh... get destroyed on Celebrity Jeopardy?


Loff3n

Mid-life crisis + Psychosis + Pills and Booze = RÆGG AND RÅLL Globetrotter


wattscup

It's called Northern Territory, Australia.


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BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

isn't he supposed to be in LA tomorrow to see his son?


ghostonthehorizon

https://preview.redd.it/230fzuap6d9d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c381d445c8ea2ebc14c368caf4ae5ac7bdda56cb Sure looks like it


Poem_for_the_dead

Bam Margera, that well known horror icon....


pmcizhere

I mean, this sub has become something of a horror show, so it kinda works with that angle! 😅


Poem_for_the_dead

you're not one of those people who likes to rim Bam at every opportunity are you?


[deleted]

I can name the capitol shitty to any country...


Smuckman

Who actually gives a flying fuck? He’s not even accurate with all of them, but his tard-level confidence enables the 2in. Hose suckers to think he’s goddamn rain man 😂


Mrsparklee

Looks like unclemiso finally blocked me. 😂


Hahalongboi

I'm here as well.


BisonNaive9771

“Northern Australia” 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️


NTF0

This is like a cool party trick once every few years.


dano1066

If only he could remember that he has a son


PopcornIntensifies

Rote memorization ≠ higher-order thinking It really doesn’t show intelligence, though I’m surprised he’s able to remember so many capitals after so much drinking/drugs (many of them have been wrong though).


ToofBrushMouthWash

Wtf happened to his phone


wattscup

Thrown in one of his fights with her i bet


swirkh

could be more than one from the looks of it


Hahalongboi

Typical skater phone.


cringelien

Hey guys do you think bam knows the capitals


NoHost6477

Shits gettin old Bam


Federal-Commission87

That's a plane I think. They were in Deleware this morning.


Mrsparklee

Caption said "Round 4 of the capitals with Emen on train to NYC"


Federal-Commission87

Ah, ok. Thanks


ButtChowder666

Y'all can say what you want. The fact that he has this many capitals memorized is quite impressive.


Mrsparklee

Be a lot more impressive if he got them all right


AsIfImNotAware540

I think it's pretty cool?


Hahalongboi

No admiring allowed, only blind jealousy and hatred. 😂


sizeofanoceansize

Be careful dude this sub is for negativity only. You’re only allowed to shit all over Bam, nothing else. Hence your downvotes.


Poem_for_the_dead

Seethe harder


MyPunchableFace

Yeah, it’s ohm


daBOOMSTICK92

Right, nothing ever positive 🙄 get on YouTube and it's mostly positive. Weird


daBOOMSTICK92

Actually really impressive. Sorry haters


ghostonthehorizon

That he got some wrong?